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ipasco: Yet abi?

we are not as stupid as GHANA

gowaga68: yes i am, from my nickname Dantakum you should easily know. Am into Biz my self but not home base (into foreign exchange and other biznesses).

like (want to know if i can patronize you)

this one is africa howard web

gowaga68: Usa kokari! (meaning you try,not in Hausa o)
whats good about the area and what kept you there all this while?

business,we sell local gin. what about you, are you from takum

gowaga68: never been there before but was close sometimes ago.
What tribe are you and what other dialect do you understand?

am from delta state, 've been living in dan anacha for more than twenty years now so am some how an indigen of taraba state

gowaga68: Dantakum here!
Name: Aliyu Sutah
Sate:Taraba
Tribe: Hausa
Political party: Independent
What else?? Ki lo ku?

dan anacha, gassol local government

Vansnickers: You must be Hallucinating.

maybe he is saying the truth

thank GOD is not nigeria

Prymestrr: The bolded is an inexcusable sign of an adult with an underdeveloped thinking faculty.

i love this comment

beatzbyraiyub: well, even guyz in d celibacy n monastry do get rid of it all at a time jst naturally w/o forcing it out. Its simple? Dnt touch urslf just let it overload- den go to sleep n fatansize alot and datz when wet dreams will definately crave in, and brahh! You had ur NOCTURNAL EMISSIONS. Once again, u ar relieved in dz vicious cycle. Just lyk dat. @Op, i feel ur stories and its lyk we ar on dz same page here but on different books. Just admit u ar nw officially a buddah convert- always see self-discipline as ur only life source, enhance d quality of ur life by channeling all ur sexual brouts n energies into activities dat ar productive n goal-striving. Its a free world, not against it, but just dont feel pious enough to wasting my sacred seeds here, dia n everywher, beside when u let dz tins out of ur systems-ur eyes muscles begin to strain in pains n dizziness n u may av very poor eyesight wen growin old, d groin joints crackle 'uneasenly' lyk tukunbo engine n u jst cant tink straight or clearly- u begin to xprience weight n hair losses,lyk grow slimmer n bald-u lose ur blood level by 13.6%-etc...n it will scientifically takes 67 dayz to regain dat amt. So tink about it, guyz-moderation is going to be d key lyk once in evry 2wks, wen i perhaps marry dat yeye runs gurl- one has to jst imagine himslf being a buddah grand master in dz present world of hot voluptuous-flashing walking, skimming luking skirts riding up dia laps as dey walk,sit-Gush! frontviews lyk two sagging-lookin pawpaws! oh! N d mermaid-like tight-hot looking leggings, remotely calling out ur..em.. to sticking its head out thru d prison bars of ur boxer. U knw wat? Aamitab buchaba;

i know you are not from nigeria and i will not answer you

spicy244: @Jieta n spotless, u don't av to take tinx up like that. Its a free world, if he decides not to av sex till today, then gud for him. He jus made a mistake saying he hasn't . The topic shud be re framed as an advice. Buh I tell u@ spotless by the time u start having sex, u will jus be like DOG cos u get aroused every now & then. By then ur miss V will be fed up with u. Buh if truly u haven't, lemme ask u dis:








How do u get rid ur sperm?

that guy is just a confuse 29 years old man, oya come and answer this question how did you get ride of ur sperm

Spotless180: so everybody who are 29 had gotten married. Isn't it? Let me tell u, there are more levels i want to climb b4 attempting to get married. As marriage can hinder my pace of going forward. Nt that d resources to do it are nt there. But i have to take my time. Pls, respect my decision. Ok. It is my life we are talking about here nt yours. And my parent cant impose themselves on me.

that is why i say you are thinking like a child. your parent came to this world trying to achieve everything there can, what is more pleasant and more respectful to see my grown up child get married and give me a grand child, what else a mother can ask for for if not to feel the warmness of his grand child the experience is unbelieveable. my mum, even thought my two elder sister are happyly married with kids she still some tym say'''' jieta i want to hold ur children i want to carry them''' my grand mum 'll say i will wait on this earth till you get married even thought she is not around now. no matter what my friend having a woman in ur life at this stage is the best experience. even you want to overtake bill gate as the richest man on earth you can still achieve that hight with ur wife

Spotless180: tell me ur age first? Let me know.

why will i do that?

Spotless180: ur thinking is off track. U dnt even know me b4 u are spewing this. And there is no point telling u a bit about me. Stop thinking that u are a kind of god. Hw much do u even hv? Anyway, i can tell u that i am nt doing badly and i will get married soon.

hahahaha defense mechnism, i dont need to show you how much i had or how well 've develop. bt the most important thing is how well i have plan my life, if at the age of 29 i don't have a kid then i will be disappionted. even if you have million made billions there are all nothing if you dont have a child a child to enjoy all those wealth i tell you.

Spotless180: oh u think it is stupidity abi? Anyway, i choose 2 think differently.

i bet you are making the biggest mistake of ur life in years to come you 'll regret this decision. how can a 29 years old not thinking of how to settle down jesus christ. ur parent will be disappionted in you even if there did not tell you in ur face am telling you now

Spotless180: what age are u? Ar u married with kids? Ar u d 1 2 tell me when 2 get married? Are there nt people who are 35 and nt yet married? Answer me.

hahahahahahaha, you are not 29 years. becos if you are i will know by ur response.

Spotless180: then continue. It is a free world. But it is nt good considering the risk involved.

my friend will always say some people came to this world to look television. and i believe you are one of them.

Spotless180: what age are u? Are u married with kids? Are the one to tell me how to live my life? Or when to get married? Answer me.

you are confuse, and am not the one to tell you on how to leave ur life; everybody destiny is in there hands but bragging over ur stupidity show ur level of stupidness. if you are my senior broder at 29 years you are not married or in any serious relationship i 'll just put poison in ur food becos you are as good as death

Spotless180: of course u nid to pass.

@ 29 when you 're suppose to have a good family and lovely kids bouncing everywere you here contemplating of when to have sex or not. looks foolish to me

this money is enough to bring electricity to gassol local government for more than 30 years ve never see light in gassol and one idiot is here embezzling billions

Spotless180: I am running 29 now and i have not had sex with any lady till now.
I have kissed a girl before but it did not result to sex eventually.

My reason is that:
1. I don't see sex as the most important thing in life than pursuing ur goals in life.

2. People behave as if sex is food that you cannot live without. And it pisses me off. Sex is not everything.

3. Am so so scared of the dreaded hiv/AIDS and other sexually transmitted diseases. I dont want to be a victim.

4. I dont believe in the use of condom. As there are people saying is not hundred percent safe for use. And i cant spend my money on that.

5. They also preach it in church that pre-marital sex is a sin.

6. I don't want to father any child now as i am not ready for it now. So i had to stay away from sex.
If u are not ready to be a father, why impregnate a girl and later ask her to commit abortion.

These are some reason i have not engaged in sexual activities for now.

Do you think it will affect my married life later?

i dont want to insult any body let me just read am pass by

learning new things everyday on nairaland

NigeriaArmy15: wait

the same way when GOD go punish you

abatically: Don't believe in everything u read. Moreover, there is really nothing to investigate about Onazi's tackle, it happens everyday in football. Also Neymar's tackle happens everyday in football, if referee didn't give the card when the incident occurred, then its over. But then there was news that Neymar felt like he was paralysed when the incident occurred which made FIFA feel like they should investigate. I know they are just speculations, nothing will be done to Juan Zuniga. Also let's face the fact, Neymar is a player we dream to have in our team.. add all our players together them still no match his talents.. he's the golden boy of Brazil and they are just getting the edge as the host. Nothing more.

this is one of the reason i dont like comming to the sport section because you see stupid and useless low self esteem comment how can you say neymar is better than all our players. if not that am just coming from a ban i would 've use this word ''''fool''' on you but i 'll still ignore you to aviod ban

GSKing: Nope, im not, im currently using school and final exams as an excuse to dodge relationship, lol.

but deep down, my blueetooth connection is always active, silently searching for a girlfriend

i love this your comment.

chimoz: Hahahahaha..... Just be careful, you don't want to use pampers #jietaisagay

so you use pampers haba na wao

NigeriaArmy15: An Uhrobo man can consume 30kegs of palm wine on a spot.

if person tell you say u no get sense you go say na lie

chimoz: Even if I were to be a GAY, I won't do anything with your type. I heard most people that are fast to re-echoe been straight are closet gays. Go and drink lactose. It will help your dripping spirit.

without been told you 've already confess and we understand ur plight.

Ceasar1: From the threads you created, I clued that - You are getting married to an albino but your Mum doesn't like Her.. Right?

hahahahahahaha