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Literature › Re: Changed by JigsawKillah(op): 2:50pm On Feb 04, 2015
guys
please I'm sorry for the delay
s/o to Buqqui for helping me out

I owe you one my nigga
Literature › Re: Changed by JigsawKillah(op): 2:46pm On Feb 04, 2015
"Angela come in" Schemer says "a full house it is. I've been expecting you" he looks at the faces of the others and adds "we, have been expecting you"

Angela quickly hides the gun under the gown she is putting on. She says a little prayer and takes a deep breathe before going in.

Schemer's men all turned around, a little surprised how their boss knew Angela was lurking around. They step aside as Angela walks in majestically, looking unfazed by the current situation.

John opens his mouth. He at once fell in love again, since the first time he'd seen her. Even though unkempt, she looks beautiful. He badly wants to apologize for all the wrongs he'd done to her, and he can only do that if they both leave here alive.

"Now my father in-law is here. The accusation you laid against him then, say it here. I'm itching to kill" Angela says.

"You're still under my custody. I say what I want to say when I like to say it. Alright?" John replies, agitated.

"You honestly don't want to get on my nerves Mister whatever you call yourself" Angela retorts. She tries her best to keep her composure, and not give away any hint that she is scared.

Schemer walks up to her and says, laying emphasis on each syllable "I am Boss here" he turns around, quickly scanning the faces of the other people in the room then adds, shouting "And that hasn't changed and won't be!"

"I just want the truth" Angela says calmly

"Say it and get over with it" John speaks up

"Yes. Spill it kid" Mr Samuel says "Please keep nothing back"

"I didn't ask for your opinions you mórons!" Schemer says "but any ways, enjoy the stories, I'll still give you time for your last prayers"

The whole room was dead silent, except the muffled groans of the Inspector, in pains.

Schemer clears his throat and begins.

"I was in final year, about to graduate, when a lecturer, who was an exco in my fraternity called me. He then introduced me to Mr Samuel"
He then flashes back, whilst telling the story.


------------


Schemer was dressed in a blue tank top with the words 'blue house' inscribed on it, blue baseball cap, a white three-quartered Jean matched with a pair of white sneakers. A toothpick dangling from his mouth, a blue towel hung around his neck. He knocks twice on the Lecturer's door, without waiting for an answer, ushers himself in. He finds himself face to face with a man apparently in his early forties and the lecturer, who's almost the same age with his guest, only a little older, both seated facing each other. He takes his seat beside the other man.

"Weldon Bros" Schemer says after being introduced.

"What's up boy?" Mr Samuel says "I'm Samuel by name" he pauses and stares at the boy's face for a moment. "I'll be brief with you boy. I'm aware of your escapades in this school, and I think guys with your kind of brain are rare gems. So I'll let you work with me, full time. You'll get paid handsomely. Ask your lecturers and other top dawgs, it's I who pull the strings out here. You can forget about your exams, I'll cover everything"

Schemer looks at the lecturer in front of him, before looking back at Mr Samuel.

Mr Samuel, hoping he'd registered a little something, continued. "Like I said, I know every detail that I need to know about you and I promise you, what you'll be doing is something you're already used to"

"Bros, how am I sure that you'll cover my exams just like you promise?" Schemer asks

"I'll start with the next test" Mr Samuel says.

"How much are we talking about first?"

"That will be private but be rest assured that your private car and a crib to call your own are waiting for you"

Schemer sat back and thought for a while, scratching his head slightly, a smile playing on his lips. "Deal" he says finally.


---------


Back to the present

Schemer continues "Since then, I've been doing all kinds of dirty jobs for him. Then he'd approached me about 2 months ago"


--------

Flashback continues


Schemer, dressed in a suit, sits opposite Mr Samuel in Mr Samuel's office. Both of them looks unrelaxed.

"Honestly, I hate to do this but my son is too soft and not good enough for my chain of companies. I was hoping his mom would help but she left too quickly and he doesn't listen to me. I want his wife to take the mantle but he beats her and she succumbs. She's good hearted. I want to reform her." Mr Samuel says, fear written all over him.

"So you think kidnapping her will make him good?" Schemer says.

"I'm a desperate man. Got any better idea?"

Schemer shakes his head.

"Good. Then carry it out then."

They both kept silent for a half a minute before Schemer breaks the silence.

"How do we go about it?"

"Kidnap both of them, and release John like after a day or two. Make Angela see pain, until she takes fate into her own hands, and works out her escape. I believe I don't have to tell you how to go about the kidnapping?"

Schemer nods.

"Good. Watch them closely. I want it neat and discreet, like you'd always done it"

"Yes sir"

Schemer stands to leave.

"You'll get a check of a million naira on your way out, use it for your upkeep"

"Thank you sir" and Schemer walks out.
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by JigsawKillah(m): 2:13pm On Feb 03, 2015
Sokrates
you're lost huh? you'll get an Oscar for being inconsistent/
you'll be slaughtered on Sallah day, you're so incompetent/
you ain't got the answer, like Teddy, your flows boring/
I'll put fire inside your house, ain't no snow falling/
I'm a comedian, I'd make you laugh before you die/
take you to the flour, bear you into the pan before you fry/
I don't script beforehand/ but my rebounds are dôpe enough to kill all yours man/
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by JigsawKillah(m): 11:04am On Feb 03, 2015
kids! Sokrates, I understand it'd take you time to grow fücker/
too bad, I was among those that fücked yo mother/
stüpid bïtch said I fücked her like no other/
get ya game up, or you'll end up like 04kaa/
simply cos I let you win, you think you're dôpe now?/
you're on a long thing like car in the middle of a highway, broke down/
reason I'm rated this high, is because I smoke clowns/
niggas dread me, name em, Krizz fears my c/o/
He whooped you like you wasn't there/ gay, was all he said/
playing boring mets/ the same Nigga I dropped pellets on his head/
now I'm a fool homie?/ I'm a tool homie?/
you ain't never handled one, without getting bruised homie/
I told your dad, I'd murder his son, guess what the fool told me/
he said 100 naira and he's all yours, I'd exchange that boy for a rubber spoon homie/
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by JigsawKillah(m): 10:07am On Feb 03, 2015
Cuadrado wears 23
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by JigsawKillah(m): 9:55am On Feb 03, 2015
Flip it bar/ beat a star/ this Achebe pengame is worthless/
Stüpid Kim see a bïtch, and get lost of words, yet/
Achebe is a legend, this pig is even a word vet/
don't even go there, I'll invade your block with 80 Norsemen/
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JigsawKillah(m): 6:33pm On Feb 02, 2015
mikuz:
We are all guilty, except Ksslib.
and me
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JigsawKillah(m): 4:00pm On Feb 02, 2015
007Bruce:
where is jigsawkillah?
may your father die of epilepsy
when you're ready let me know
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by JigsawKillah(m): 2:44pm On Feb 01, 2015
Villa park next


Can JM turn the tides?
Jokes Etc › Re: The Best Sunday Joke Ever! So Hilarious! by JigsawKillah(m): 2:00pm On Feb 01, 2015
Old joke
Celebrities › Re: Wizkid Before Stardom (Photo) by JigsawKillah(m): 1:30pm On Jan 31, 2015
Na money make am open eye
I no local like this na
Haba
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by JigsawKillah(m): 11:13pm On Jan 27, 2015
laykorn:
Lol. Kr0ne I done come again wo. Please help check if the rhyme problem has been addressed and please help review.

Start

Why do ya'll think I'm a vet?

I'm a vet cos I inject/ animals with my flow before I dissect/ My flows don't kill, they infect/ so I leave you to beg on the gates of hell/ for your death/ before you repent

Arise O Compatriots - Nigeria/ I obeyed this call so I could kill ya/ they said you said niccurz in Magodo feel ya/ but I got my fan-base deep in the V.I/ I gave you a chance to lick my asss/ but you be preaching against sodomy- too much Sunday mass./

A king in India/ pauper in Saudi Arabia/ but I been dey rule every area/From Nigeria to Scandavia/ cos my perimeter is with the dibia/

And when you tried Saudi Arabia/ you were deported 12 in the midnight/ after a 100 lashes from Sharia/ cos your flows sounded like your rapist-SERIAL

You can't see punchlines/ cos ionn really punch your likes, fireflies/ I stick your mouth shut with cum, gum_like/ pick you up and throw ya'll in a landslide/

And when you be going down, your muffled voice be like/ "Emergency! punch 999, punch 9"/ but it really sound like/ "Emi-densy! punch line line line, punch-line

Cc:
Kr0ne
JigsawKillah
GIYYAZZ
sosiqdude
gottoboy

Ayamlaykorn
We'll talk later on bbm......good piece by way
You're improving
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by JigsawKillah(m): 8:37pm On Jan 27, 2015
Chelsea (4-2-3-1): Courtois; Ivanovic, Zouma, Terry, Filipe Luis; Matic, Fabregas; Willian, Oscar, Hazard; Diego Costa.



Where is Garri Cahill?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by JigsawKillah(m): 8:36pm On Jan 27, 2015
raumdeuter:
Made Europa cup because they were knocked out of the CL.
Oh
Yea
It's either you win or get knocked out
Anything else?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by JigsawKillah(m): 8:18pm On Jan 27, 2015
CFCfan:
It shouldn't be this way. The away goal should count only during regulation time (90 mins); it shouldn't be applied only in Extra time huh
This rule has been on since na
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by JigsawKillah(m): 4:03pm On Jan 27, 2015
raumdeuter:
Weep over an inferior club like Chelsea? The first defending champion to crash out of group stage?
The first team to win hold the UCL and Europa league at the same time
Ever thought of that?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by JigsawKillah(m): 3:33pm On Jan 27, 2015
raumdeuter:
Everyone knows who would be the winner between a Guardiola tutored side and a Mourinho park the bus side.
Is that all?


raumdeuter:
Mistake? Which mistake you made a mistake in the scoreline you made a mistake in the location and you had the liver to call that small.

Last meeting between both sides bayern trashed chelsea.

Even Mourinho got his worst career loss from pep bayern coach.

By every measure in football compared to bayern chelsea is a non entity
I get you're a Bayern Munich fan, but why weep over Chelsea? It wasn't our fault you lost a 2012 UCL final, go weep to Arjen jare
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by JigsawKillah(m): 3:18pm On Jan 27, 2015
raumdeuter:
So the 3-2 you claimed at Allianz only happenedin your dreams never happened in reality, grin

do you now agree that you like most chelsea fans are ignorant? It's like the most clueless football fans are gathered to support chelsea

From 3-2 at Allianz top 4-2 at Stamford bridge what next you would say Chelsea beat bayern 100-1 at Bauchi stadium
Oga e done do
Wait till we cross paths again
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by JigsawKillah(m): 3:17pm On Jan 27, 2015
dyabman:
I Love you already !!
Gay!!!
Rap Battles › Re: . by JigsawKillah(m): 2:58pm On Jan 27, 2015
Ain't it a failure already?
Its already filled with chats
grin grin grin
FFR has no second, and never will!!!
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by JigsawKillah(m): 5:36pm On Jan 25, 2015
007Bruce:
lets drop by 8pm..
U no c my other post ni?
Till tomorrow then
Same time
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by JigsawKillah(m): 1:20pm On Jan 25, 2015
mikuz:
Where is Bruce?
007Bruce
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by JigsawKillah(m): 12:51pm On Jan 25, 2015
007Bruce
Come fast LA
Make mikuz or Lagunna or Elymaxiimus set thread
I need to drop before 5pm
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by JigsawKillah(m): 12:48pm On Jan 25, 2015
The King is here, Prometh can hump a dîck....suck a dîck
Like his dad's job before he formed the pig
My guns will speak...you clowns better listen up
Speaking of....how you dumb fàgs started bîtching of
How you gon bodybag the lyrics god....he will flop
Against Bruce, you motherfuckers bouta get bruised
I came with a chopper and the trigger is bouta get pushed
Bis hiding in his mama's house, I'm out to get juice
From a village thug to a Dark Rebel, says his heart metal
When exchanging words online is his most hard battle
Now he's triple six and he doesn't skip sunday schools
Who ya take us for? A group of jobless punk faced fools?
You ain't gotta lie ta kick it...or we strike ya with it
And your mom gets beat, I'm hyper wicked
A fighter indeed...with more punches than Tyson
You'll never see J over, that's why they call me Almighty
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by JigsawKillah(m): 11:44am On Jan 25, 2015
The kid can't leave Nl
Here's the only place he can talk to elders and get away with
Here's the place he talks about the tîtties he gets to play with
How the fûck is he a rapper? Last time I checked he ain't got a song out
Chicken chicken! Its ninjas like me that'd put shots in your long mouth!



Motherfucker?
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JigsawKillah(m): 10:47pm On Jan 24, 2015
007Bruce:
jigsawkillah, howdy?
Still going down?
I best start scripting
Mikuz take note
32 Lines
Me vs Bruce
Education › Re: National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students by JigsawKillah(m): 10:14pm On Jan 23, 2015
mumu9gerian:
abeg, how do we check our results o?
It's in your portal
Click on check result.....I think it's better off on PC
Except it's not out yet
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by JigsawKillah(m): 4:56pm On Jan 23, 2015
lanicky:
I'm not talking to u for a month...start counting from today. Sebi na me get ugly lips abi after u don kiss d screen of ur phone....no nene, na me nd u.
I say u get ugly lips?
I simply said they look like an ape's
grin grin grin
Anyways.....no play rough play o
Make we see na
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by JigsawKillah(m): 4:53pm On Jan 23, 2015
dre11:
So why you come conclude then

How u dey?
Apart from the nasal obstruction I'm having and a slight headache I'm good
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by JigsawKillah(m): 2:19pm On Jan 23, 2015
dre11:
Employ me for what
Or u see him dey advertised for post here
I no be him guy na
So I no fit no
Rap Battles › Re: You All Have My Respect!!! by JigsawKillah(m): 2:16pm On Jan 23, 2015
Warriblood
Afa na
Come my street make I bottle you na

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