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Rap Battles › Re: **king Of Poet** {group D} Rapacme Vs Jigsawkillah by JigsawKillah(m): 4:45pm On Dec 18, 2014
Same corner, same hood, with my gees, broken
No job, frustration got em tree smoking
Wondered if God does exist, but I doubt it
I've been to churches, but I made nothing out it
Brought the question up, off it springs confusion
You'll understand it if you see the gees condition
There's hope, we no, but we need real proofs
This is our punishment? When we were young we steal foods
And still do, and hope to see the light
Wanna picture the devil, come see us in the night
See some church worms, still broke as fûck
Some others got done and smoked dópe like us
But if truth be told, let's screw the logic
The bible ain't a myth, want proofs? We got it
Iraq is ancient Babylon that got laid to waste
Go to Israel, you'll find God's temple still in place
But ruined, I'm a believer, but no faith when I'm hungry
My help comes from God, but then he doesn't hurry
I'm afraid I might die, heaven helps those who help themselves
So I sat on the walkway, too ashamed to cry for help
Jumped a chick, but she told me God's calling me
She gave me all her money willingly, that funnies me
I tried to run, but I just couldn't see
I traced the walkway path, but just couldn't leave
She made me feel like Saul, she said God wants me
Get ready for your first mission, she said
Instead of murder, i got peace visions instead
Accepted Christ, peace of mind came with it
Searched for God, I found him, he made me see
That he lives in us, his miracles comes every minute
We'll feel it, study and pray to reach him
This is a battle, and the truth might cost me it
But i feel happier, telling atheists God exists
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by JigsawKillah(m): 10:03pm On Dec 17, 2014
IceDaNemesis:
JigsawKillah, e don tey wey i see you o? How fa
I dey fûck
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by JigsawKillah(m): 10:02pm On Dec 17, 2014
I'm dareezyn why FFR is busting with flows
Why Giyazz is sad is cause I'm fûcking his hos
Jigs don't know mercy, I'm like screw the consequences
My morale is the definition of what confidence is
Competently, I'm named among FFR's best visitors
Would Kidnap Limerick and stab his neck with scissors
I lack respect, I intimidate the Young and old
Make em weep like Ibime when his songs ain't sold
Guns will blow, I leave niggas mentality desecrated
Get all the joints in their body decapitated
It's crazy, but what can them bîtch do?
Niggas brag they inhale gum and cannabîs too
So I called my army, and get em annihilated
Stabbed and tossed in fire, and dehydrated
I'm a roaring three Lions, you niggas, you ganders
My bars developed as England's, you niggas Uganda's
Someone tap Ibime and say OLD NIGGA QUIT
I'm tired of skimming through what the old nigga scripts
Talking about cash, last I checked you was on that broke niggas shît
Talking about guns, but all you did was hold niggas dîck
You hold em piss tool? That's how you blow niggas quick?
Only you ever had was your own nigga's bîtch
Fat fûck, guess you don't last in bed
Word on the street, your marriage met a tragic end
Three years after marriage, no issues
How can you fûck? Whose pûss will your dîck and stomach go into?
Your stomach is what we call a poverty tummy
Heard your phone is your biggest property dummy
I'm obnoxious, I forever will be Immortalised
A nigga hit me and ran away, I fûcked his brothers wives
Fûcked his sister, poured my cûm in his mother's eyes
You niggas faker than pastors who flîrt but teach otherwise
This brother wise, but you niggas get played all day like PACs CD
I parade chicks like Turkeys on thanksgiving
I load a Revolver with 7 clips and nap Double 0 7 Bruce
Tie the gent up, point it to his head and let the whole seven loose
I'm like Al Pacino, with a cóke filled cigarette
A gee acts cócky, I make sure he's got no fingers left
Teddibiyasi's pûssy so big, when she squîrts
She outflows the whole water on this earth
My bars are rioting with such an aggression
That crushes in a second, all of the fûcks that I mentioned
Like thugs in detention, I hit bars violently
Like a meteor rock, I destroy stars silently
At this point, I'll leave you goats pondering
What brought about this aggression, you must be jobless bothering
Literature › Re: Changed by JigsawKillah(op): 7:22pm On Dec 16, 2014
dedicated to seunviju Edogho tattesco and all the gents and ladies that commented
please keep the comments coming
tnx





"Doc, it won't work. I'm sure of it" Schemer whispers to the Doc.

"The injection works....." The Doc replies before Schemer interrupts

"It doesn't last! Can't you see she's about getting up?" Schemer says, evidently suppressing his anger.

They stare persistently at the TV placed before them, therefore they'd seen Angela move, and they know it won't take long for her to jerk off the chain and run. They watch on with keen interest.

"Do you think the Revelation about her father in-law masterminding her kidnap went well with her" Tega asks, speaking for the first time. He knew they'd become oblivious of his presence.

"Yes" Schemer says, "but it only made her more determined. I know she doesn't believe, she looks at Mr Samuel from the outside"

Silence envelopes the room as the three men shift uneasily on their chairs as Angela makes another move to break away. They were seated in the control room. Tega looks uneasy, sweating even under the A.C. Schemer looks as confident as always, putting his head to work while the doctor has been cleaned up after sustaining wounds from Angela's attack.

A blackberry bold 5 rings, Schemer picks it up and smiles, but before answering the phone, he looks at his colleagues for the nod, it came in a flash. He answers it.

"Get to Uti close and I'll pick you up from there" he talks into the phone. Then to his colleagues he says "Let's go to work! Double E is bringing the guys"

The three of them gets up swiftly, and one after the other, they leaves the room but not without one last gaze at the TV.

No one kept watch over Angela.


-----


Mr Samuel, Double E, Balogun and John climbed into a Mr Samuel's car, with the Inspector sitting on the driver's seat, John beside him, Mr Samuel and Balogun on the back seat. They drove off to the street earlier mentioned by James.

After 20 minutes driving, they reached the street. Balogun squats, so he won't be spotted. Edogho then takes the car off the road, into a small parking space. From the side view mirror, he sees a guy approaching.

"Oga, them dey pay for parking space o" the guy says

Edogho brings out his I.D and shows the guy, who backs off immediately. Edogho's tries dialing James, but it won't go through. Just when he is about to get down, James call came in. He picks at the first ring. He listens for a while before ending the call.

"He wants us to go to the ending of this street" He says

"He's got spies here" Balogun speaks up "I best stay hidden"

"I know"

He reverse the car, and headed deep into the street.


A guy shows up as the car leaves, he's making a call. "He's clean" He says to the person at the receiving end.

Double E drove towards the ending of the street. The street was tarred to the end, linking it to another. It was a busy place, people moving to and fro, but it wasn't really a ghetto. A lot of good looking houses were lined up, along the road. Double E couldn't help but wonder why Schemer chose this street. He asks

"This place is busy, any reason why James picked this spot?"

"No Idea" Balogun says

"He knows you won't want to hit innocent bystanders" Mr Samuel speaks for the first time

John and Double E exchanged glances. Balogun knew that was the reason, but waved away the thought. James is a good planner. Double E parks at the last building before the bend.

"I hope they don't just shoot us" John says. He scans the faces of the remaining occupants of the car and admits "I'm scared"

The puzzled look he's getting keeps sending questions to him. He says again "I have a right to be! I should leave you all here"

He makes to get down, he looks at Double E and sees a gun, pointed at him. He sits back.

"We wait for the next call" Edogho says

He looks at his phone expectantly. It rings simultaneously.

"Yes?" He says

"My men are coming for you. A few minutes and they'll join you" The Caller says.
Literature › Re: Changed by JigsawKillah(op): 6:50pm On Dec 14, 2014
"Lucky you Mr Samuel, the Edogho's wife is safe" Balogun said

He was sitting on a chair right opposite Mr Samuel, who remains tied up. He lit a cigarette and puffed the smoke into Mr Samuel's face. Surprisingly, he didn't choke and acted indifferent.

"So all this, is for the protection of Edogho's wife? I knew he's Had a hand in this! So if she'd been napped, I'd be the prime suspect right?"

"Yes and no. Yes because I think you know more than you're telling and no, because we'd make James an offer"

"Alright, untie me. I've got business to make. Hurry up Mr Agent"

"Not yet Mr Samuel. You're yet to give me answers. See, screw police protocols, I will get every info I want from you in my own way so I suggest you answer the questions as they come"

"I'll only tell you what I know"

"Who was it that called you while you were in the car?"

"One of my workers"

"I guess he betrayed you? Refuse to give up a possession? Ready to give you up? Funny how the person can somehow be James. And this prized possession might be Angela. I can help you take him down, just spill it all"

"Why should I trust you?"

"You don't have another way to take James down"

Mr Samuel kept quiet, meditated, shook his head and looked down.

"That was how you won Mabel's trust right?"

The question hit Balogun harder than a shell would, he tumbled out of the chair, got up, staggered backwards and walked away from the room. He went into another and wept. How come Mr Samuel knew almost everything? He asked himself.

He braced himself up, got an hankie from his pocket and wiped his wet face dry. He returned to the room, this time, determined to pay no heed to Mr Samuel and administer torture.

"Look at you!" Mr Samuel exclaimed "showing remorse now? Something you didn't do in the last year"

Balogun got close and sent a blow across Mr Samuel's face. Then another, and another. Very sure it might keep him quiet, he sent one more and Mr Samuel's nose started bleeding.

"I run things here man, not you" he brings out a hankie from his pocket and cleans his hand, it's been stained with a little Mr Samuel's blood.

He continues, "Edogho is joining us soon. Be sure to cooperate"

Mr Samuel mere nods his head.


---


Edogho drove as fast as he could, his mind made up. He drives roughly into the street John resides, inwardly praying he meets the nincompoop at home. Yes, he's a nincompoop. Any man who beats his wife is a nincompoop. A Buffalo. John disgusts him but for the sake of earning a good credit, he has been lenient to John, and also because of Mr Samuel. Now Mr Samuel allegedly has a hand in Angela's kidnap. He hopes Balogun's theories happens to be false.

He parks at the large gate at John's and gets down. He knocks lightly on the gate. He takes a sunshade out of his pocket and wears it. He knocks again and the small gate swung open. Without invitation, he forced himself in.

"You don't have to come, I'm not going" John says, walking back into his house.

He was dressed in a tanktop and blue trunk.

The sound of a gun fired shakes him and he stands, rooted to one spot, Sweat beads quickly forming on his forehead. His heart rises and falls, in other words, he's scared.

"You're coming with me this instant" Edogho says

John bursts into tears "I don't give a damn about her, is it by force? For crying out loud, we're as good as divorced!"

To Edogho, John should have been a woman. So much hatred for the woman yet he hasn't divorced her, he could be responsible for the kidnap. He says

"Let's move! Resist and you're gone"
Romance › Re: Nairaland Couples' Competition (NCC) 2014 ➜ ➜ ➜ by JigsawKillah(m): 11:46pm On Dec 13, 2014
luxanne:
Tag me wen u good to go then smiley

Contestant D
Nobleval ♡ Elantracey

Get ready pls, after Contestant G smiley

Cc. Jbluv55
My chick has gone to bed
Can i do it alone?
Romance › Re: Nairaland Couples' Competition (NCC) 2014 ➜ ➜ ➜ by JigsawKillah(m): 11:33pm On Dec 13, 2014
Network isn't smiling at all
Romance › Re: Nairaland Couples' Competition (NCC) 2014 ➜ ➜ ➜ by JigsawKillah(m): 11:32pm On Dec 13, 2014
Jbluv55:
If you were to own a pet, which would it be?(A cat or
a dog, both or none?) How
about your partner?
Dog
Partner Same
Romance › Re: Nairaland Couples' Competition (NCC) 2014 ➜ ➜ ➜ by JigsawKillah(m): 8:47pm On Dec 13, 2014
Jbluv55:
Jigsawkillah and Sehindemi, Q4 is as follows:

Who is the moderator for forum games?
Obinoscopy
Romance › Re: Nairaland Couples' Competition (NCC) 2014 ➜ ➜ ➜ by JigsawKillah(m): 8:40pm On Dec 13, 2014
luxanne:
Contestant C
JigsawKillah ♡ Sehindemi

Get ready please smiley
Ready
Romance › Re: Nairaland Couples' Competition (NCC) 2014 ➜ ➜ ➜ by JigsawKillah(m): 8:26pm On Dec 13, 2014
My Princess Sehindemi
Take my hand baby
Forum Games › Re: ♥ ❤ ❥ NAIRALAND COUPLES' COMPETITION »»» Planning Stage ❦ ❧ ♥ by JigsawKillah(m): 8:10pm On Dec 13, 2014
Sehindemi:
Oh den..
It'z gud U here..

Just wanna be lookin at U..
Stop movin around,hun?
Have u not being seeing me before ni?
Lol
I love your look today
Forum Games › Re: ♥ ❤ ❥ NAIRALAND COUPLES' COMPETITION »»» Planning Stage ❦ ❧ ♥ by JigsawKillah(m): 8:01pm On Dec 13, 2014
Sehindemi:
*sits calmly & searches around if Jigsawkillah z nearby*

Where is dis my husband now??
Need U here joor..
Here baby
Christianity Etc › Re: Songs Sang In Hypocrisy During Church Service. by JigsawKillah(m): 6:48pm On Dec 13, 2014
Lmao!
So true!
Food › Re: Have Anyone Ever Tasted Groundnut Soup by JigsawKillah(m): 10:10pm On Dec 11, 2014
CorperShop:
If I make groundnut soup for you, you won't want to taste any other soup again.. it takes some special culinary skills( of which I posses) to bring out that special taste that truly makes it groundnut soup grin grin
I no ur type
They end up cooking 'long sleeve" for the husband
Politics › Re: Abiola’s Wife Emerge UPN Lagos Governorship Candidate by JigsawKillah(m): 5:16pm On Dec 11, 2014
She be actor for this action film
Politics › Re: Why Dont They Use Electronic Voting? by JigsawKillah(m): 5:06pm On Dec 11, 2014
Lmao!

Na wayo people dem be joor
Dem no get excuse
Comedians indeed
Literature › Re: All In A Circle.....(A crime story) by JigsawKillah(m): 4:07pm On Dec 11, 2014
Damn!
Just got here after a long read
Oga D9ty7 u r too good jare
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JigsawKillah(m): 2:16pm On Dec 11, 2014
Darkrebel:
whatever..you dont have to tell us you unfollowed this thread.. you could have ignored my mention and remained in the sexuality section you were.and ui didnt blow your mention..take it easy..i only mentioned you once
Smh
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JigsawKillah(m): 1:57pm On Dec 11, 2014
Darkrebel:
lol..why? i always told jigsawkillah months ago
I unfollowed this thread
U can't drag me back by blowing my mentions
Jokes Etc › Re: Happy Hour! by JigsawKillah(m): 1:32pm On Dec 11, 2014
Lmao!
Crack am 6 big ones jare
Politics › Re: Atiku Debunks Reports Of 12 APC Governors Endorsing Buhari by JigsawKillah(m): 12:25pm On Dec 11, 2014
Sylvarresta:
ehen, na me and Ramos go swim nau
I dey d bar na
Me and Rona
Come there jare
Politics › Re: Atiku Debunks Reports Of 12 APC Governors Endorsing Buhari by JigsawKillah(m): 11:56am On Dec 11, 2014
Sylvarresta:
hmmm, dat will av to be through western union, because am in Spain now...
Where I con dey?
Trek come Madrid
I dey one bar with Bros Rona
Politics › Re: Atiku Debunks Reports Of 12 APC Governors Endorsing Buhari by JigsawKillah(m): 11:37am On Dec 11, 2014
Simpsonrocket:
and C for
Cat


flexing11:
atiku go a,,,,d sit dow,,,,, bu,,,ari all d wa,,,,,till 201,,,,,,,,
Oga you be primary school teacher?
Politics › Re: Atiku Debunks Reports Of 12 APC Governors Endorsing Buhari by JigsawKillah(m): 11:36am On Dec 11, 2014
dre11:
Yes ooo
Over the time.. ...... We know who is who
But
Baba OBJ just put icing on the cake for us to see
It's
Nigeria
Obj get him bad side....but he dy straightforward pass others
Politics › Re: Atiku Debunks Reports Of 12 APC Governors Endorsing Buhari by JigsawKillah(m): 11:33am On Dec 11, 2014
Sylvarresta:
bros I never see ur like on my comment nau
Oga pay me first
Politics › Re: Atiku Debunks Reports Of 12 APC Governors Endorsing Buhari by JigsawKillah(m): 11:31am On Dec 11, 2014
dre11:
Pa Obasanjo have exposed this guy finish
He would never change because he is a chameleon




Trying to change from one skin to another
But still thesame person
That's why he can't fool us
Politics › Re: Atiku Debunks Reports Of 12 APC Governors Endorsing Buhari by JigsawKillah(m): 11:30am On Dec 11, 2014
Sylvarresta:
All I know is sai Buhari....... abeg am not begging for likes o, but I don't mind if I get some
Smh
Politics › Re: Atiku Debunks Reports Of 12 APC Governors Endorsing Buhari by JigsawKillah(m): 11:21am On Dec 11, 2014
What A shame!
Atiku shut it!
Nobody respects your opinions


Buhari for President
Forum Games › Re: ♥ ❤ ❥ NAIRALAND COUPLES' COMPETITION »»» Planning Stage ❦ ❧ ♥ by JigsawKillah(m): 11:17am On Dec 11, 2014
Jbluv55:
*sneaks in and locates a back seat* cool
*searches for Jigsawkillah and Sehindemi* grin
Right here Boss

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