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SportsRe: 7 Categories Of People You Will Find In A Sport Betting Shop by JigsawKillah(m): 9:17pm On Jan 30, 2016
Rapmoney:
7) The association of ex-pool stakers: These are old-time football pool stakers that are trying to modernize their method! They are mostly aged men; don't be surprise to see your landlord, Papa Sikiru, in the 'I must win today' mood! grin They don't give a hoot about anyone; ALABI must pay cheesy The 5 draws must enter! grin
Na me be this grin grin
We dey forecast am na
Hopefully, we go win
Maybe I go invite you sef
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by JigsawKillah(m): 5:33pm On Jan 30, 2016
To arrest beef, I best address it, so I wrote this letter

See this as Luca Brasi going to a meeting, with no Berreta

I'll be doing no punchline, no schemes, just keep the flow tight, better

Straight poetry, rich bars, talking to these low live fellas

This talent is for the valiant, the pen is a deadly weapon

Inks bleed every second, diminishes and constructs, Poets steady repping

I represent confidence without consequence, haters barely stepping

A conscious rapper with monstrous chapters, perfected with heavy prepping

Picture painting with words, imagery shatters frames

We see millies, àss and likes, every rapper craves

Well versed in the art of bodying, we lobbying for fatter graves

Brought these metals for concrete metas, beheading niggas, batter, shave

Jigs and Giyazz, name a difference, former king, latter slave

Former scripts too good, undiluted knowledge from Timbuktu, every thing he spits, true true

Ask Nino, he knows, never See Low, I get the green-o, one word for this gangsta; brave

I'm going local, to show you, chicks buy Us Cars, never to Be Iti, I be getting accolades

I tell 'em, I don't hate niggas, that's over lame, Poker game, I break niggas

I went to a studio, and you hear rumblings underground? I earthquake niggas!

I fake smile, stay wild, fûck 8 mile, you gon' get a rabbit in 16

I go on air and sing about How To Rob, now I'm back with the fifty

King of the boys, I keep my distribution of tools clandestine

Gift getting wrapped by lil boys like a secondary school valentine!

Thought I said no punchlines? Sorry, this gun lied

I step in the hood, think a trillion Fetty Waps, everyone hide

So I've been thinking...what if I never got dope even though I write tire

No mixtapes, not even a song...then I woke up like bîtch, I ain't dj5naira!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by JigsawKillah(m): 12:24pm On Jan 29, 2016
Which Modric them dey talk?
Mikel Modric?
Rap BattlesRe: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by JigsawKillah(m): 12:41am On Jan 29, 2016
rexplouis:
Hey! Kazna69..Am eating u..its lunch time//
lyk a dope 'predator' i hunt rhyme//
u 'drilling hole on ur sim card' d only time u 'punchline...!!!
Used and used and yet, still bitten!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by JigsawKillah(m): 12:37am On Jan 29, 2016
https://vine.co/v/i5K5dTF1Vur


Ola Aina bloody sha
See goal
FamilyRe: Pictorial Tests(riddles)....step In---- by JigsawKillah(m): 11:00pm On Jan 28, 2016
These two chicks beat me to it!
EducationRe: National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students by JigsawKillah(m): 10:54pm On Jan 28, 2016
Onyioguz:
Please can someone tell me the highest credit unit one can have for a semester for bsc.
25


osic:
Hi, I'm a returning student 400L, checked my portal now and saw the remita payment option, is that the new method of payment, if yes, how do I go about it.
If no, can I proceed to the bank and complete my payment?
Thanks
Yes, generate a Remita pin first. Follow the procedure on your portal, if you're confused, ask questions.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by JigsawKillah(m): 9:24pm On Jan 28, 2016
Our youth team are giving it to Spurs grin grin
3:1
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by JigsawKillah(m): 11:38pm On Jan 27, 2016
raumdeuter:
This is shameful. And you sef go come out to say you went to school

So World cup playoff = World cup because both have "world cup"?

Nations cup qualifier = Nations cup because both have nations cup?

So Ibadan road = Ibadan City because both have Ibadan? If I have been to Ibadan road means I have been to Ibadan

The world cup too is divided into two qualifiers and main event so anyone who scores in qualifier is also a world cup scorer?

My people is this not shameful for a grown man who would claim to be educated to say such?
I'm done with you, Dayo
Everything flies over your head
You're desecrating this thread
If you want, we can take if elsewhere. Read and understand and stop being in a hurry to counter what is above you
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by JigsawKillah(m): 11:28pm On Jan 27, 2016
A40:
Shut up my friend! If the discourse is football you are way way below my tax bracket and I say that with all sense of humility and modesty. Lol any chipmunk with internet will come and start pulling rank.

Who are you to tell me what to do? Thunder fire your two left legs. Efulefu
When an old man makes a mistake and he's corrected, he accepts and blames it on the rapid development of his surrounding and his inability to keep up. But Agbaya40 makes a mistake, gets corrected, gets walloped and still comes out to disgrace himself. You no get shame? Like Dayo's posts and leave. I'll keep telling you what to do until you start doing it.

You are a senseless he goat. I said they are regular top 4 finishers in the league you are asking when last they went past the last 16. I think you are dyslexic

When last did Arsenal get past the last 16? Are they regulars or not? Retardeen

What concerns their potential inability to qualify at all for a competition with how far they go in that competition?

So if Mexico playing in CONCACAF fail to make the World Cup its all well and good since they don't get past the last 16 anyway?

Ignoramus
May your days be shorter than your IQ. It's either you're blind or you're stûpid or you're both. Where did I say that their not qualifying is no big deal? I said their being eliminated is no big deal. Were you born with your anus first?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by JigsawKillah(m): 11:20pm On Jan 27, 2016
raumdeuter:
CHampions League playoff = Champions League qualifier

Instead make you heed correction you go dey do stronghead. A ko agidi bori bi aloku motorcycle
Now, note the bolded, you worn out doormat! The UCL is divided into two; the main event and the road to the main event. This is akin to saying John Cena couldn't make it to Wreslemania because he was obliterated enroute to the main event. Both are the UCL but one is the main event. Admit that you're a worn out hàg.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by JigsawKillah(m): 10:25pm On Jan 27, 2016
raumdeuter:
Its a playoff to qualify for the main event. Cl playoff qualifies you for CL, World cup playoff qualifies you for world cup

Playoffs are qualifiers mumunatu
Dumbino, I asked you a simple question and you onec again exhibted the last of the foolishness you inherited from God knows where.

What is the playoff called?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by JigsawKillah(m): 10:15pm On Jan 27, 2016
raumdeuter:
Before we proceed with the free lessons, Have I succeded in setting you straight that playoff are different from main competition?
What is the play off called?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by JigsawKillah(m): 9:53pm On Jan 27, 2016
raumdeuter:
not a Q & A rather an enlightenment for you to know playoffs arent the same as the real competition. You too would go to your village and use that knowledge you gained to bamboozle your fellow ignoramus
The only one in need of enlightenment is you. Leverkusen are not among the CL heavyweights. Arsenal have been there consistently for more than a decade, can we say same for Leverkusen? I bet apart from you and Agbaya40 and other betting heads, no one else noticed.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by JigsawKillah(m): 9:20pm On Jan 27, 2016
raumdeuter:
Do teams wake up and play in world cup playoffs? mumu
You want a Q&A segment?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by JigsawKillah(m): 9:04pm On Jan 27, 2016
raumdeuter:
This illiteracy is too much. Go and check why CL qualifiers goals are not added to CL goals

I guess world cup playoffs are also World cup. Mumu
May you be castrated by amadioha!

Teams don't just wake up and play in the UCL playoffs, do they?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by JigsawKillah(m): 8:51pm On Jan 27, 2016
raumdeuter:
In the last 5 attempt celtic has made CL group stages 2 times yet they are a CL regular.

Who is your weed supplier. What do EPL fans smoke together that makes them yarn opata freely?
CL playoffs are not CL? Your grandfather's curse is taking its toll on you!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by JigsawKillah(m): 8:37pm On Jan 27, 2016
raumdeuter:
How is Celtic a CL regular? mumunatu
When last did Arsenal advance more than round of 16? So if Arsenal is knocked out of group stage its not a big deal?

You should have a PhD in mumurity
How's Celtic not a regular? Your potbelly is blinding your sense of reasoning. Yes, if Arsenal gets the KO early, its no big deal.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by JigsawKillah(m): 8:31pm On Jan 27, 2016
A40:
False
When I told you to stick to liking Dayo's posts, you replied by merging together some incoherent words! Stick to that! You know nothing about footy.

Impressive? Leverkusen CL regulars are behind Gladbach and Hertha goddamn Berlin and you say that's impressive. #facepalm
CL Regulars ko
When last did they advance more than the last 16? In the last 5years, how many times have they done that?
Are Celtic and Shaktar not CL Regulars? If they get knocked our in the groupies, is that a big deal? Stop exposing your ignorance over and over again. Like Dayo's posts and sleep. You hear?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by JigsawKillah(m): 2:17pm On Jan 27, 2016
A40:
Boa-TANK na German product and the excellence he has shown at club and country level
Boa-basket was a flop in the EPL, true or false?


Chicharito is not even one of the top scorers in the league. He is a whopping 7 goals behind the top scorer and not even in the top 3 on that list and neither is his team in the top 4 so I don't quite get the cacophony
5th position, a point behind 4th is not impressive enough for Leverkusen?
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Are Lazy by JigsawKillah(m): 1:11pm On Jan 27, 2016
crazygod:
Let me give you an example. I'm a Nigerian and I purposely didn't read ur epistle cos I want to proof to you that Nigerians are lazy.
You are lazy. You are Nigerian, not Nigerians.
EducationRe: National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students by JigsawKillah(m): 1:01pm On Jan 27, 2016
dayjahvoo:
Anybody have an idea about this? thanks
You can ask at the bank but why not generate a fresh code and take both to the bank? Then ask. Your experience will be useful in the future
EducationRe: National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students by JigsawKillah(m): 12:56pm On Jan 27, 2016
Griffon:
I'll like to know if registration of courses have commenced and if the deadline date has been set.

Anyone?
Registered my courses yesterday but I don't think deadline has been set
PoliticsRe: Maritime University Cancellation: Another Own Goal By A Niger Deltan by JigsawKillah(m): 11:25pm On Jan 26, 2016
Most of these plokes don't read and assimilate before rushing to counter the OP's and any who dares share his views points

That, in itself isn't patriotism.
PoliticsRe: Maritime University Cancellation: Another Own Goal By A Niger Deltan by JigsawKillah(m): 9:23pm On Jan 26, 2016
joseph1832:
Which institution is that la? How can an institution be discredited and still be in operation, to the point that it gets discredited on a yearly basis?
If you pay a little attention, you'll get my point.
PoliticsRe: Maritime University Cancellation: Another Own Goal By A Niger Deltan by JigsawKillah(m): 8:57pm On Jan 26, 2016
joseph1832:
Can you name one please?
The institutions the NUC discredit on yearly basis, if they were up to standard, would they have been discredited?
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by JigsawKillah(m): 8:46pm On Jan 26, 2016
dj5naira:
[/i][/b]”, we're “electricity consumers!!”/
Listen up!


I'll slap the shit out a nigga, with a two by four

Stamp on his toes with my timbo till it looks like sore

This thug life, is like a game of footy, bruh

Costa in front of an empty goal, I shoot and score

Been long I wrote a bar, my pen's thirsty, it's ink dirty

I still wield the most mean verses, I'm a sick vermin

The hoods in trouble mode, I'm the median, fifty spurning

Statically, ain't nobody had more steel burning

This chopper I'm pointing at your mama can spit thirty

Get your pops wrapped before the main show, I'm rehearsing

Long and short arms in one place like its six thirty

Let my slugs graze your parents, I'm clips herding

You a cheap person, hence 5 bucks sticks to your name

Anyone calls you Boo Boo? Your lyrics are lame!

I'm King in this game, tryna usurp, I'm bringing you pain

I rule and get your eye racked, I'm Saddam Hussein

I'm swift with the flame, you spew bad rated rap

They'll never get shared, you skinny àss shaking twàt

Shina Rambo, I'm known to carry gats, made it clap

Dj says he's the G I Be? He's just another castrated cat! (GIB)

Frastrated bràt! You put the B in Brokenness

Stand erect and get slammed on the wall, D is broken, next

Shoot your Puns and everything behind it, now he is close to death (Pawns)

Rookies vs Vets, you gon' see D aNd A smoking Chest (DNA smoking Chess)



Jigs!
PoliticsRe: Maritime University Cancellation: Another Own Goal By A Niger Deltan by JigsawKillah(m): 8:39pm On Jan 26, 2016
Why is Amaechi getting supporters though? I'm sure most of his supporters are Tribalists. What's wrong with The Petroleum Training Institute? Who's laying claim to it? Was it not due to the marginalization that they indigenes of Effurun staged a protest? What's wrong with Warri? And what does Amaechi mean by who'll attend it? Are there not worse universities in Nigeria?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by JigsawKillah(m): 8:14pm On Jan 26, 2016
chelseabmw:
Alexandre Pato has spent the last two years on loan at Sao Paulo, where he scored 19 league goals.. Brazilian striker Pato's six-month loan move to Chelsea has been finalised, according to Sky sources in Brazil.
Whyhuh
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by JigsawKillah(m): 8:11pm On Jan 26, 2016
airmark:
If Dayo raumdeuter trains with his pot belly for 6 months under a good sweat merchant, he will play for hoffenheim or hannover96 . Burnthisleaguedown is a one-horse league full of sh1tty teams. I am not surprised djilobodji has started beasting (in dayo's usual word) their stvpid league.
Dayo and Coogar, which one belly big pass? I need to know.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by JigsawKillah(m): 6:11pm On Jan 26, 2016
CFCman:
Although I love Leicester's Cinderella story this season, I feel Arsenal should win the league. The likes of Walcott, Ozil, Sanchez, Giroud, Koscielny and Ramsey deserve a league title. These guys have been the backbone of the team for years now.
Since we can't win it, no big four should
Leicester for the title!
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JigsawKillah(m): 12:52pm On Jan 26, 2016
Supermiy you ready?

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