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orlaryhincah:
Oh you need pay for this

Can I see at least catch a glimpse of what I'm paying for? Drop a hint about what you know

MimiHANS:
YES!

Is POP starting March or April?

Dummy! It says two lines/ a punch, good rhymes/
You hate the gun talks because you could die!

orlaryhincah:
For you to understand Vector, u need know the meaning of Rap.
.

Abeg enlighten me on the meaning of Rap

gottoboy:
8bars?

You wack come lazy join
10...fix your funeral date

Foolish biter! You made your return known/ oaf, you learn slow/
Keep biting flame writtens, you'll burn, bro!

adren:
good one from you but my kid is never gon use it.. let her keep solving questions with her brain..

her grandfather did, her father did and she wouldn't want to be the bastard daughter of a sugar daddy

abi i lie lalasticlala??

I quite agree. Children these days suck at mathematics! They can't do simple arithmetic without shouting for calculator

barackohandso:
Chelsea are always dangerous after sacking a manager mid season


I miss partying on this thread mehn

When the UCL restarts, we'll be frequent visitors of your thread

Zouma got big pockets though



Oscar's the worst CFC player today
Mikel should stop forming abeg

You matter then, Mr DJTrashWriter?/ my pen dragging niggas, it spat fire/
I bring fat pliers, and squeeze you when you don't connect, like bad wire

The Royal pen is what commoners desire/ real niggas fall off and refire/
When wordies don't Rhyme....your teacher's gonna be fired!/

Crystal Palace: Henessey; Ward, Dann, Delaney, Souare; McArthur, Jedinak; Zaha, Lee, Puncheon; Campbell.
Subs: McCarthy, Kelly, Ledley, Mutch, J. Williams, Sako, Chamakh.



Chelsea: Courtois; Ivanovic, Zouma, Terry, Azpilicueta; Mikel, Fabregas; Willian, Oscar, Hazard; Costa.

Subs: Begovic, Baba, Matic, Loftus-Cheek, Ramires, Traore, Pedro.

Hiddink couldn't forgive Matic for postponing his first win as coach of CFC for a second time

Dumbos gracing the pen/ it's like we're racing again/
But we know who's last when we compare babies to men

gottoboy:
Jigsawkillah, Obesemf hwfa? I wan text battle oo

I don't think I can write punchlines again
How many bars?

Is there a vest rap song ever made? The song I listen to depends on my mood


J.Cole's Lost Ones

Happy new year to you, Mr Basbone and all followers of this thread

Lanicky no sabi spell jigsawkillah

charijee:
[color=#CD1076]Big mummy in da house
Wow seeing my hommies this year is a thing of great joy
Wishing y'all a brand new, prosperous, joyous, fruity, rosy, cosy, robust and promising year
JeffreyJamez
Lanicky
Davep
Toniro
MzLaurel
Laveda
Dre11
JigsawKillah
LogoDwhiz
Tempem
Sexysaphire
KingTom
Susrite
Immortalvoices
Starshyne
Harlos
Joshkid
Seunfavor
Cheriepet
3Dimension and all nairalanders
............One love lovelies.....let's keep the ball rolling this year[/color]

Wish you the best, ma'am

daveP:
(walks in hand in pocket, with a drink in his left hand, looks up at the gigantic countdown clock as it chimes away. Notices the bustle and movement for last minute preps)


(exhales, climbs atop podium)

2015..... This is for all the friends, etc that made the 1st day of this year to the very last to be something worth it, happy reflect-worthy. 52weeks waving goodbye, and i can see many faces happy to survive, to be a part of the new year. Gracias to these wonderful personalities as i jot a thing or two....



To my e-fam members

Lanicky: contunu the 'goodwork' youve been awesome

Charijee and Cheripet: i learnt a thing or two from you two. HNY

Immortalvoices: You keep calling me tha boss, i think you are. Talented G.

Logodwhiz- Greater heights i pray.

Toniro, Jigsawkillah(guy you get rep, no be small o), Tempem, Seunfavor, Laveda, Starshyne, etc you all were great. It was wonderful, fun e-serving you(crazy chef)


Amicable, hardworking maestros and Ladies, Fellow Judges of the Prestigious Mr&Miss Nl Contest. Tha best and hottest on this forum:
Dygeasy
Mizmycoli
Karchisbarbie
Friedplantain
Ivyy
Dechandel

A big thank you. Few appreciation comes for hardwork that few can see, but i cant but say you've all been wonderful. Appreciate you guys One Loff! (dodges a limca bottle hurled@his head)


To my personal persons

KelvinGraphics
Dahjhi
Adufetohposh
Afrok-How that jerrycan ministry? jst kidding o.
Omavik

and the online personalities i admire/respect and i follow/otherwise

Sleekyshuga
Lalasticlala
Caracta
Kingtom
Marieolae
PrettySpicey


(a bottle of squash sails thru the air and this time around, meets its target, silence, then silence again.)

Uhm thank you very much, i very much appreciate that. A lovely reminder.

Thank you all and welcome to 2016, join me at that doorway so we can show the world that we're the 1st to shout HNY, and (interrupted as they move en masse toward the said spot with noise and excitement)


Happy New Yeaar.

(somewhere behind stage, a lil boy dances to Niyi Adedokun's Ayo ni maa fi la odun yi ja) huh!

Chairman of all Chairmen!
I tuale oo
Na you I dey follow o

Thank you for 2015 too

RU123123:
only TWRP

Any idea how to tweak IMEI?

Best battle of the year: Coogar vs Max
Best male battler: Darkenedrebel
Best female battler: Gladyys
FFR poster of the year: Alexpissu
Best conscious textcee: Alexpissu
Best aggressive textcee: Ibime
Rhymer of the year: Ibime
Best punchliner of the year: Ibime
Best metaphor/simile dropper of the year: Ibime
Best personal puncher of the year: Ibime
Newbie of the year: Llaykorn
Newbie battler of the year: Obesemf
Best battle judge of the year: Ibime
King/Queen of cyphers: Limerick
Best event organizer: 007bruce
Audio emcee of the year: Illscripts
Audio spitter of the year: Darkenedrebel
Most peaceful member of the year: Alexpissu
Most aggressive member of the year: Coogar
Funniest member of the year: DJ5naira
Closest section to the rap battle section: Romance section
Closest foreigner to the rap battle section: Laveda

Who's rooted and tweaked his/her device?

Funny

danbrowndmf:
Tell your man to give you the last head before he retires from the game like zidane- Boogey


boogey is now maddddd pata pata


cc Reygi..nus.

Link

This party quick start sha

LVG is here to stay!
Hit share if you agree

Who would wanna see a kid who's not old enough to drink beer?

What are we even gonna talk about? Knock outs? Favorite toys?

airmark:
Heyya, while you were strolling , na traffic box me throughout yesterday , i for ask make you show for pekkas. Magado or magodo? Good you had a safe trip.

Don't you think it's time to unban Rebel?