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Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JigsawKillah(m): 8:45am On Mar 20, 2017 |
fluxmind: worry not about that. just focus on making the match worth reading. 1 Like |
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JigsawKillah(m): 5:36pm On Mar 19, 2017 |
fluxmind: created a thread already for you vs paayne could edit it to joewendell if you want. deadline remains Wednesday |
Rap Battles / Brutal Clash: Paayne Vs Fluxmind by JigsawKillah(m): 5:31pm On Mar 19, 2017 |
Paayne vs Fluxmind Voting Criteria : Opener - 1 point Rhymes - 2 points Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points Punchlines - 3 points Personals - 2 points Flow - 1 point Wordplays - 2 points Closer - 1 point Rules - 10 bars(50 words per bar) - Deadline is 8pm, Wednesday 22 March 2017 - Verses should be posted by both battlers on or not later than deadline date. - No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or recycling. - No complaining about votes. - A no show attracts a ban. - No unnecessary comments - No smearing comments about any bar OR biting accusations without proof. - Whatever you feel is wrong with a bar or verse - please put it in your vote. Vote and state what you found wrong. - If there's anything you need to say in defence of your verse please save them for after voting's over. - NO argument with established vets OR voters. - Battlers should not interject between votes and voters should just vote and leave it like that. |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JigsawKillah(m): 7:37pm On Mar 18, 2017 |
Jigs and Funmibi CELL BLOCK ALLERGY Jigs hands gripped the cut to side, I had 3 shells left one loaded, 2 in my pocket, sirens blazed behind me I was at a dead end, and soon this chase would find me I hear my girl say if I should come late, this time she gon be gone for good, I consider my options if I go blazing, they gon drop me, no questions if I surrender, I'll be gone a long time, guns possession if I hid the gun, the robbery charge gives me no protection nah, not me, there should be a fourth option, broke a store climbed up the stairs, flights upped, its fear, low of course barely made it out alive, life wasn't fair, smokes us all next day another hit, near a garage, showing fours so we just, living life, staying away from jail, by any means 5'0 hating, we see them; nines go blazing, they like enemies got no love for cops, be you my friend or not them gees just play along as your fam, at the end your drop see I got a son, he gon grow beneath my watch no gains spending time in jail, I'm sipping this scotch smoking weed, getting paper, nothing implicating on my person but I still shiver every time them niggas stop me and start searching I see my gees who been there and back, I see wasted years the ones who lost they lives to cops, they loved ones fake the tears why ain't he listen? why ain't he gone clean? why he gotta steal? rich uncles be like, I told him I'd get him a job but he'd gotta chill now its failure oozing out ya, family suddenly cares homies say all the shite ya did, all the shite y'all done sitting amongst inmates like its fun, and only write your son thoughts of this makes me puke, and try to right my wrongs still I'm anti-authority, seeking vengeance for my fallen peeps firearm blazing, outnumbered? I'm racing in stolen jeeps rather than get dropped or caught, I'd take my life instead I'm cell blocks allergic, if I go in, I could die in there cell block allergy, bars get me tensed sweating, hands shaking, me locked up makes no sense so I keep my misbehaviors in check, so I don't go there such threat is like a march against death, I show no fear . . . Funmibi Woke up around 2 am first move turned the bed over Cultist pulled straps on me like i bleeped with escoba Saw them jumped the fence over One with a battle axe The rest were holding lugers Need to act too smart So they won't see me through the broken luvers Fighting with the other me arguing whether to grab the small pestle or the big hammer Fore i strategize need to let my thoughts settle All the sick drama Watched them closing in two at the backyard The others at the front door Outnumbered? Yea! Me against 6 maybe four Was not sure The big guy kicked the door down Will i piss the floor now? Nah! I hid behind the door watch one tipping toes as he was freaking close Slit his throat Blood all over got soaked in a dripping clothe i hit the room switch it was all dark He got in and i broke his skull Two down choke the third He hit the floor body thuds Position comprised ifah move dem shells will hit I Could barely breathe Surrender and get blasted first option Call the cops and get locked away for murder third option Skipped the second for a reason I'm thinking suicide Right or left two sides Life is bleeped group style Moved in the perspective of a dead man walking Two steps forward one step backward oh yeah I'm ducking The only sound i could hear was bop! Bop!! Next thing on my mind? Baby pls Dem shots steady..they aiming still I ran to the door..barged through fore i could take 10 steps my arms felt colder bullet done blast through Neighbours already called the cops Sirens wailing Stop right there they scream! Anoda step from me..they gon Bleep me up My knee's shaking Losing blood colors started fading Is it too late to go on my knees and pray For God to take all my sins away Nah! They might take it as a surrender But to me? Death is an honor a samurai thought Better than getting dragged to high court I looked up the bright sky then looked down dem badges flashing still But there ain't no catching me I'm cell block allergic Middle finger to the cops my body rather get some thirty clips 7 Likes 4 Shares |
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JigsawKillah(m): 7:32pm On Mar 18, 2017 |
fluxmind: I thought someone else volunteered to host. share if its still unhosted |
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JigsawKillah(m): 3:32pm On Mar 01, 2017 |
hello kids, Daddy is back! |
Education / Re: National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students by JigsawKillah(m): 8:59am On Mar 01, 2017 |
anyone else noticed Mass Comm's registrations on the new portal aren't successful at all? cc kazrem anthonyo15 1 Like |
Education / Re: National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students by JigsawKillah(m): 10:02am On Feb 21, 2017 |
those courses registered in the previous semesters but yet to be written, we just register for the exams? just like in the former portal? cc kazrem anthonyo15 |
Education / Re: National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students by JigsawKillah(m): 9:59am On Feb 21, 2017 |
emmancecute: 2k. |
Poems For Review / Re: Nairaland Poetry Club: Valentine Duets by JigsawKillah(m): 2:31pm On Feb 14, 2017 |
yuzjet: what is NPV? |
Poems For Review / Re: Nairaland Poetry Club: Valentine Duets by JigsawKillah(m): 9:57am On Feb 14, 2017 |
Poems For Review / Re: Nairaland Poetry Club: Valentine Duets by JigsawKillah(m): 9:51am On Feb 14, 2017 |
joseph1832ng: what are you thinking? your thoughts always go a million ways different from mine. |
Poems For Review / Re: Nairaland Poetry Club: Valentine Duets by JigsawKillah(m): 9:50am On Feb 14, 2017 |
sleeknick: Derby and Yeovil - go reforecast both. and nice poem 1 Like |
Poems For Review / Re: Nairaland Poetry Club: Valentine Duets by JigsawKillah(m): 9:49am On Feb 14, 2017 |
Laveda: just mention one person and stop playing them all |
Poems For Review / Re: Nairaland Poetry Club: Valentine Duets by JigsawKillah(m): 9:44am On Feb 14, 2017 |
Poems For Review / Re: Nairaland Poetry Club: Valentine Duets by JigsawKillah(m): 8:55am On Feb 14, 2017 |
great work by all the poets! more ink to your pens. 4 Likes 1 Share |
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JigsawKillah(m): 8:51am On Feb 14, 2017 |
poison |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JigsawKillah(m): 8:46am On Feb 14, 2017 |
Subconscious: I miss this! |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JigsawKillah(m): 4:07pm On Feb 11, 2017 |
liricyst: I never perfect am sef bros nor dey whine me na you be Bacchus? 1 Like |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JigsawKillah(m): 3:40pm On Feb 09, 2017 |
articulate are the bars I script, my intelligence unmatched, tards come seek, with negligence I teach, dimwits who became Einsteins flipping through my scripts, ask your sisters, its evident I'm the best man they've ever seen my pen game arouse females, the best medicine ever been penthouse bars, only right you see them on top never an ardent reader that ain't never given em props street poet slash thug preacher drugs Player, gun slinger, Father Jigs bedding nuns, sisters none richer, with solutions to bedmatics never a bored mass with me, every verse, clear classic my penmanship to your role model's, near brackets an addition to my ambition is my peer racket we divide, then multiply, yes magic subtract snitches, pop! before they get comeback wishes I don't call all g bra, I flee from the unknowns that fraction halfs lives, with clips unto your bones I know my roots, never waste words on surds my action packed verses leaves you changing your verbs to catch up, you're privileged to hear me, a match up versus any is useless, I'll simply make the Mac talk I'm never one to fight fairly, my size clearly puts me at a disadvantage, so I try veering off topic till my fortunes change a bit till the odds favours me, like when the gauge would spit and my opponent harmless, verbal pellets floor you, I awe you, with the basic verbs I elect i went to a school where the strong only lives lazy students sit in class, while the strong smoking weed out the gates, my own clique we patrol the school fences small niggas, yet with us no fool messes Jigs 10 Likes 5 Shares |
Poems For Review / Re: Poetry Classes For Beginners - NPC (Signup Thread) by JigsawKillah(m): 3:39pm On Feb 09, 2017 |
Dee4dourlly: are you on whatsapp? |
Rap Battles / Re: Brutal Clash: Drisklef Vs Abrupt by JigsawKillah(m): 1:09pm On Jan 25, 2017 |
battle opened for verdicts cc obesemf jreyez 007bruce devilmaycry testerfuze Gottoboy Giyazz iceskidd MrKang fluxmind joewendell paayne Laveda funlordjnr and all regular battlers |
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JigsawKillah(m): 10:07pm On Jan 23, 2017 |
Rap Battles / Brutal Clash: Drisklef Vs Abrupt by JigsawKillah(m): 10:06pm On Jan 23, 2017 |
Drisklef vs Abrupt Voting Criteria : Opener - 1 point Rhymes - 2 points Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points Punchlines - 3 points Flow - 1 point Personals - 2 points Wordplays - 2 points Closer - 1 point Rules - 4bars - Deadline is 8pm, Tuesday 24 January 2017 - Verses should be posted by both battlers on or not later than deadline date. - No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or recycling. - No complaining about votes. - A no show attracts a ban. - No unnecessary comments - No smearing comments about any bar OR biting accusations without proof. - Whatever you feel is wrong with a bar or verse - please put it in your vote. Vote and state what you found wrong. - If there's anything you need to say in defence of your verse please save them for after voting's over. - NO argument with established vets OR voters. - Battlers should not interject between votes and voters should just vote and leave it like that. - Only vets and regular section posters are allowed to vote. Goodluck!!! |
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JigsawKillah(m): 9:54pm On Jan 23, 2017 |
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JigsawKillah(m): 2:16pm On Jan 22, 2017 |
fluxmind: keep writing and reading 1 Like |
Rap Battles / Re: ~ ~ ~ **** Hell In A New Dawn *** ~ ~ ~ GIYAZZ Vs FLUXMIND ~ ~ ~ *** by JigsawKillah(m): 1:29pm On Jan 22, 2017 |
fluxmind: Decent! |
Rap Battles / Re: ~ ~ ~ **** Hell In A New Dawn *** ~ ~ ~ GIYAZZ Vs FLUXMIND ~ ~ ~ *** by JigsawKillah(m): 1:27pm On Jan 22, 2017 |
really? |
Rap Battles / Re: •°• World Domination : Joewendell Vs Kidpaku •°• by JigsawKillah(m): 1:19pm On Jan 22, 2017 |
Woah! nice battle! 1 Like |
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JigsawKillah(m): 10:21pm On Jan 13, 2017 |
fluxmind: i think i can handle that. nice of you to have thought that up. |
Rap Battles / Re: •°• Regular Battle : Fluxmind Vs Joewendell •°• by JigsawKillah(m): 9:59pm On Jan 13, 2017 |
Battle Closed!!! Fluxmind wins!!!! |
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