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fluxmind:
Appreciate it Jigs! Hope we got voters tho.

worry not about that. just focus on making the match worth reading.

fluxmind:
Not sure if Paayne is available. It'll have to be next week.
Where you dey since? That booty hoę abi?

created a thread already for you vs paayne
could edit it to joewendell if you want. deadline remains Wednesday

Paayne vs Fluxmind





Voting Criteria :

Opener - 1 point

Rhymes - 2 points

Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points

Punchlines - 3 points

Personals - 2 points

Flow - 1 point

Wordplays - 2 points

Closer - 1 point


Rules

- 10 bars(50 words per bar)

- Deadline is 8pm, Wednesday 22
March 2017

- Verses should be posted by both
battlers on or not later than
deadline date.

- No biting, swaying, stretching,
feeding or recycling.

- No complaining about votes.

- A no show attracts a ban.

- No unnecessary comments

- No smearing comments about any
bar OR biting accusations without
proof.

- Whatever you feel is wrong with a
bar or verse - please put it in your
vote. Vote and state what you found
wrong.

- If there's anything you need to say
in defence of your verse please save
them for after voting's over.

- NO argument with established vets
OR voters.

- Battlers should not interject
between votes and voters should
just vote and leave it like that.

Jigs and Funmibi




CELL BLOCK ALLERGY


Jigs

hands gripped the cut to side, I had 3 shells left
one loaded, 2 in my pocket, sirens blazed behind me
I was at a dead end, and soon this chase would find me
I hear my girl say if I should come late, this time she
gon be gone for good, I consider my options
if I go blazing, they gon drop me, no questions
if I surrender, I'll be gone a long time, guns possession
if I hid the gun, the robbery charge gives me no protection
nah, not me, there should be a fourth option, broke a store
climbed up the stairs, flights upped, its fear, low of course
barely made it out alive, life wasn't fair, smokes us all
next day another hit, near a garage, showing fours
so we just, living life, staying away from jail, by any means
5'0 hating, we see them; nines go blazing, they like enemies
got no love for cops, be you my friend or not
them gees just play along as your fam, at the end your drop
see I got a son, he gon grow beneath my watch
no gains spending time in jail, I'm sipping this scotch
smoking weed, getting paper, nothing implicating on my person
but I still shiver every time them niggas stop me and start searching
I see my gees who been there and back, I see wasted years
the ones who lost they lives to cops, they loved ones fake the tears
why ain't he listen? why ain't he gone clean? why he gotta steal?
rich uncles be like, I told him I'd get him a job but he'd gotta chill
now its failure oozing out ya, family suddenly cares
homies say all the shite ya did, all the shite y'all done
sitting amongst inmates like its fun, and only write your son
thoughts of this makes me puke, and try to right my wrongs
still I'm anti-authority, seeking vengeance for my fallen peeps
firearm blazing, outnumbered? I'm racing in stolen jeeps
rather than get dropped or caught, I'd take my life instead
I'm cell blocks allergic, if I go in, I could die in there


cell block allergy, bars get me tensed
sweating, hands shaking, me locked up makes no sense
so I keep my misbehaviors in check, so I don't go there
such threat is like a march against death, I show no fear
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Funmibi

Woke up around 2 am first move turned the bed over
Cultist pulled straps on me like i bleeped with escoba
Saw them jumped the fence over
One with a battle axe
The rest were holding lugers
Need to act too smart
So they won't see me through the broken luvers
Fighting with the other me arguing whether to grab the small pestle
or the big hammer
Fore i strategize need to let my thoughts settle
All the sick drama
Watched them closing in two at the backyard
The others at the front door
Outnumbered? Yea! Me against 6 maybe four
Was not sure
The big guy kicked the door down
Will i piss the floor now?
Nah! I hid behind the door watch one tipping toes
as he was freaking close
Slit his throat
Blood all over got soaked in a dripping clothe
i hit the room switch it was all dark
He got in and i broke his skull
Two down choke the third
He hit the floor body thuds
Position comprised ifah move dem shells will hit
I Could barely breathe
Surrender and get blasted first option
Call the cops and get locked away for murder third option
Skipped the second for a reason I'm thinking suicide
Right or left two sides
Life is bleeped group style
Moved in the perspective of a dead man walking
Two steps forward one step backward oh yeah I'm ducking
The only sound i could hear was bop! Bop!! Next thing on my mind? Baby pls
Dem shots steady..they aiming still
I ran to the door..barged through
fore i could take 10 steps my arms felt colder bullet done blast through
Neighbours already called the cops
Sirens wailing
Stop right there they scream! Anoda step from me..they gon Bleep me up
My knee's shaking
Losing blood colors started fading
Is it too late to go on my knees and pray
For God to take all my sins away
Nah! They might take it as a surrender
But to me? Death is an honor a samurai thought
Better than getting dragged to high court
I looked up the bright sky then looked down dem badges flashing still
But there ain't no catching me
I'm cell block allergic
Middle finger to the cops my body rather get some thirty clips

fluxmind:
Can you host my battle with Paayne?

Host the battle, Host the battle, Host the battle, Host the battle, host the battle
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Please? I promise I won't use your guns

I thought someone else volunteered to host. share if its still unhosted

hello kids, Daddy is back!

anyone else noticed Mass Comm's registrations on the new portal aren't successful at all?


cc kazrem anthonyo15

those courses registered in the previous semesters but yet to be written, we just register for the exams? just like in the former portal?


cc kazrem anthonyo15

emmancecute:
Pls, I need clarification on this. Since 3 unit courses cost 2500 and 2 unit courses cost 2000, how much is 0(zero) unit courses.

2k.

poison

Subconscious:
If conversation is a killer then I remain spiritual rapper
Understand the rules ..If I was perfect how will my lines be after
We never see eye to eyez ...Jigsawkillah over exposed to Apollo
Now we over old ....Upon this altar many followed Rollo
Dangerous Cains they put their nose on best rhymes
Niggaz "mean" at you re-read your metaphors like crimes
Be your own Superstar without watchers holding rosary piece
Am only washing my sins only when I am paid in peace
Keep losing my other half saying Google a friend
You tasted my laughter and tears ...why bring secrets to end
A tale misunderstood ...senseless proverbs made journey seem so far
Ancestors message was impure ....sanctified my name with morning star
Life an empty dream ...we grew self-deceived reciting Psalms
We going to forget everything if preacher man can read palms
Oh! Subconscious rap awhile ...I brought a woe verse
It would have gotten worse ...I let a nurse do a rehearse
How will they fly when their ego too big to earn stripe
Watch and smile ...find your feet , this philosophy of one tribe

I miss this!

liricyst:
Bia Nwanne

Come and teach me how to flow like this

I never perfect am sef bros
nor dey whine me na
you be Bacchus?

articulate are the bars I script, my intelligence
unmatched, tards come seek, with negligence
I teach, dimwits who became Einsteins
flipping through my scripts, ask your sisters, its evident
I'm the best man they've ever seen
my pen game arouse females, the best medicine ever been
penthouse bars, only right you see them on top
never an ardent reader that ain't never given em props
street poet slash thug preacher
drugs Player, gun slinger, Father Jigs bedding nuns, sisters
none richer, with solutions to bedmatics
never a bored mass with me, every verse, clear classic
my penmanship to your role model's, near brackets
an addition to my ambition is my peer racket
we divide, then multiply, yes magic
subtract snitches, pop! before they get comeback wishes
I don't call all g bra, I flee from the unknowns
that fraction halfs lives, with clips unto your bones
I know my roots, never waste words on surds
my action packed verses leaves you changing your verbs
to catch up, you're privileged to hear me, a match up
versus any is useless, I'll simply make the Mac talk
I'm never one to fight fairly, my size clearly
puts me at a disadvantage, so I try veering
off topic till my fortunes change a bit
till the odds favours me, like when the gauge would spit
and my opponent harmless, verbal pellets
floor you, I awe you, with the basic verbs I elect
i went to a school where the strong only lives
lazy students sit in class, while the strong smoking weed
out the gates, my own clique we patrol the school fences
small niggas, yet with us no fool messes


Jigs

battle opened for verdicts

cc
obesemf
jreyez
007bruce
devilmaycry
testerfuze
Gottoboy
Giyazz
iceskidd
MrKang
fluxmind
joewendell
paayne
Laveda
funlordjnr

and all regular battlers

DRISKLEF:
Help prepare the thread now. We are to drop 8pm tomorrow. Thank you.

Abrupt:
Same time tomorrow? I don't have much spare time, no more postponing.

you can drop now, guys!

Drisklef vs Abrupt




Voting Criteria :

Opener - 1 point

Rhymes - 2 points

Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points

Punchlines - 3 points

Flow - 1 point

Personals - 2 points

Wordplays - 2 points

Closer - 1 point

Rules

- 4bars

- Deadline is 8pm, Tuesday 24 January 2017

- Verses should be posted by both battlers on or not later than deadline date.

- No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or recycling.

- No complaining about votes.

- A no show attracts a ban.

- No unnecessary comments

- No smearing comments about any bar OR biting accusations without proof.

- Whatever you feel is wrong with a bar or verse - please put it in your vote. Vote and state what you found wrong.

- If there's anything you need to say in defence of your verse please save them for after voting's over.

- NO argument with established vets OR voters.

- Battlers should not interject between votes and voters should just vote and leave it like that.

- Only vets and regular section posters are allowed to vote.

Goodluck!!!

DRISKLEF:
Where is mister Abrupt. Gone AWOL I guess?

Smh..

Abrupt:
I checked on you about an hour ago.

bars are ready, each of you?

fluxmind:
How do I get better with punchlines? Mine need work.

keep writing and reading

fluxmind:
Death Star Cannons activating...

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I'm still unpacking the flames to adapt in this game/
It's not Branding if I said I want to repackage this lame/
But since he needs a way out cos his Career is lacking the fame/
The Strategy would be exit wounds to the back of his brain /
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No sexual themes, but if it is, the sex is mean/
I fück him up, in the Career end, like I sexed his dream /
Tagging his homies to a battle ring... Are they Wrestling Teams? /
They gas him up, it's confirmed this 'Named Vee'et his beans /
Shots massage his back, caress his chest & the rest his spleen/
Yuck! The mess is green/
He'll look like 'Ye in a hospital when I wreck his genes/
G's azz in a pot, smoking, laid to rest in steam/
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He'll bleed out his arteries when my Artemis bow & arrows hunt/
The poison would make him go ape shít if I used the Snake in a Monkey Shadow Stunt/
Bullseye! I... tore'is chest when I hit G in that sweet Spot ... Like he's a shallow cünt /
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Stealth moves, I'm as slick n sleek as serpents/
The beast is lurking/
When the Trumpet sounds its not for Police Insurgence/
Fire will crack at Dawn, like neighborhood peace disturbance/
G will get blown afar with his bones apart, then put back piece by piece by at least three Surgeons/
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Human with machine installed parts, I'm forever evolving/
Keep my weapon revolving, aimed at whoever involving/
Jump the gun? A False Start! Proton canons dissolve him/
No wahala, I'll let it All Spark , it's not Valhalla when I'm leaving Hall Marks till this rap legend is Fallen /
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Decent!

really?

Woah! nice battle!

fluxmind:
Yes that's exactly what I said, 1 mixed verse per team. It doesn't need to be a tourney, just a casual battle thing but once you find a team member, that's it can't switch sides too often.

i think i can handle that. nice of you to have thought that up.

Battle Closed!!!


Fluxmind wins!!!!