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Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JigsawKillah(m): 9:56pm On Jan 13, 2017
ZachHugo:
smh. . . I have learnt a Couple of Things in this Section in the past few Weeks. . .and Ignoring certain Posts is One of them,
as for that triple threat Match. . .I am Not interested. . .I have No Business with Kang. . .
@ Flux.mind and Paa.yne cool idea. . .I think you guys should Consider Making it a Tourney. . . Tag team Tourney.

a tourney is out of my mind currently. there are not enough active members for that to be a success.

fluxmind:


Yea we should get someone like Jigsawkillah to organize it tho, one team drops their verse, each member goes at both members of the opposing team. Gotta be genius!

each team drops a verse each, so at the end, we're reading 2 verses and not 4.

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Poems For Review / Re: Trash Can by JigsawKillah(m): 12:52am On Jan 11, 2017
Poem



I'm in my zone!
I'm in my zone!

Sadness course through my veins
A life plagued with none but pains
Emotional manacles binds me
Flames of my temper blinds me

I'm in my zone!
I'm in my zone!

Gents; I trust not these lots
Yet, I share with them my spots
Females; torture me they would
So I have to be as mean as I could

I'm in my zone!
I'm in my zone!

Action bitters sachets carpets the floor
Black and clean smoke repaints my door
I lay dazed, thoughts as pure as dew
The older I get, the more I feel new

High as the heavens be, I ink my life
Vexed at my failures, I grip my knife
I contemplate, how to self destruct
Stab my flesh, and then deduct

I am not in my zone
I ooze of no confidence
Shrill in my bones
I reek of incompetence

My zone is not true
For I feel less
Every evil you do
I am the consequence

Who loves and don't get loved?
Say your name, that's a problem solved

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Rap Battles / Re: •°• Regular Battle : Fluxmind Vs Joewendell •°• by JigsawKillah(m): 11:11pm On Jan 10, 2017
Great battle guys!!!!



rereading the bars again. once again, great battle.
well done folks for comporting yourselves.

rereading again. meanwhile



guykhena
sinizia
Laveda
darkrebel101
iceskidd
ibime
mikuz
emaprince
funlordjnr


your votes are needed here

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Rap Battles / Re: •°• Regular Battle : Fluxmind Vs Joewendell •°• by JigsawKillah(m): 11:08pm On Jan 10, 2017
KidPaku:
my honest verdict
if it counts

opener - 1 point = Joe

Rhymes - 2 points= flux

Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points= tie, both did good

Punchlines - 3 points= Joe

what you thought was cool/
made you worse than a fool/
since you love telling institutions
this break am giving you, will cause you to drool/
and after am done beating you student, you can report to
school/

chai!!

flux did good too

You walked into a death trap/
How I hit em up?
I give this J the kiss of death slap/
I push his head back, punching... till his head crack/
Had to move Wendell's body to another position, now he's
no longer... Left Back/
(Jadakiss, Jason, punching, Jason Puncheon, Wendell at
Leverkusen)


Flow - 1 point= flux, this guy got it

Personals - 2 points= Joe



fluxmind is 29 and jobless he's a slow fool/
with no ambition's and no hopes too/
that's why he became friends with kang so he can become
something like a dope dude/
but the gay , became a fan and one that blows too/

nice

Wordplays - 2 points=flux , Joe was weak here

Closer - 1 point=Joe,

mvgt= joe


null. you're not a regular battler here, sorry.


ZachHugo:
smh. . . . . . this joe is a fooll, after Calling my Verse against Bruce average, this is what you brought? in your mind now your Thinking this Shit is the Bomb abi? smh. . .olodo. . . . . fluxmind had a decent verse.
let me read again before dropping my verd. .

@kang, I don't think the fooll bit from Guykhena tho, Because this is Rap battles and people Will Surely Come up with The Same ideas.
and Besides he registered not so Long ago like you Stated, how come he Already read that battle and was Able to Nab that Punch? ... .. . ..This is the Exact same shit you did to me, Judging by Experience, i think Wack Joe didn't steal that verse!. . . . .my opinion tho. . . . Butt in all this Joe remains a Fooll

why are you always like this?
Rap Battles / Re: ***/// BRAGGING RIGHTS I: Paayne Vs Zachhugo \\\*** by JigsawKillah(m): 10:55pm On Jan 10, 2017
Battle Closed!!!!!


Paayne wins!!!

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Rap Battles / Re: Brutal Clash: Whiz10 Vs Hydrog3n by JigsawKillah(m): 10:54pm On Jan 10, 2017
Battle Closed!!!!


Whiz10 wins
Rap Battles / Re: ***/// BRAGGING RIGHTS I: Paayne Vs Zachhugo \\\*** by JigsawKillah(m): 8:27pm On Jan 06, 2017
fluxmind:


Jiggy wetin I do na? I just asked for thread to stitch some nigguh up, feel me? Sssh put the guns away na, we're in public... People go see us.

your opponent is not even ready. when he's ready, you both hit me up
Rap Battles / Re: ***/// BRAGGING RIGHTS I: Paayne Vs Zachhugo \\\*** by JigsawKillah(m): 9:06am On Jan 06, 2017
007Bruce....you could've voted and moved on, instead, you did what you did. I'm proud of you!!!

Hydrog3n, you're a regular battler too so cast your vote.

ZachHugo, Fluxmind and co....you're lucky I'm not a mod and that our mod has abandoned this section. you and your fellow detailers would've gone two weeks in NL Jail.
Rap Battles / Re: Brutal Clash: Whiz10 Vs Hydrog3n by JigsawKillah(m): 8:56am On Jan 06, 2017
opener: tie
closer: tie
rhymes: hydrog3n
personals: nil
punchlines: Hydrog3n
metaphor: Hydrog3n
wordplay: whiz10
flow: tie



Mvgt: Hydrog3n
Rap Battles / Re: Brutal Clash: Whiz10 Vs Hydrog3n by JigsawKillah(m): 8:47am On Jan 06, 2017
verds needed here please


elymaxiimus
Laveda
MrKang
007bruce
devilmaycry
iceskidd
teddybiyasi

and every regular battler on here
Rap Battles / Re: ***/// BRAGGING RIGHTS I: Paayne Vs Zachhugo \\\*** by JigsawKillah(m): 10:18pm On Jan 01, 2017
votes needed here please




emaprince
Laveda
richhommie
mikuz
testerfuze
MrKang
iceskidd
warribloood
sinizia
darkrebel101

and every regular battler
Poems For Review / Re: Before I Self-destruct (hold Me Down) by JigsawKillah(m): 2:25pm On Dec 31, 2016
SalomonKane:
It's always nice to praise anything that looks nice if you truly understand and know how nice that thing is.

people praise things depending on how they understand it. what if they're praising it for the message as they understood it? that afro guy should know this is the poem section. such squabbles will not be tolerated here.
Poems For Review / Re: Before I Self-destruct (hold Me Down) by JigsawKillah(m): 9:20am On Dec 31, 2016
AfroSamurai:
All you all shouting nice, lovely and whatever up there, if you're ask to identify the rhyme scheme used in the poem, or even list 5 poetic device in the poem, you'd ignore the mention the way a broke man ignores a beggar on the street.

So please, keep your condescending asslicking and annoying patronising habit away from this section.

This ain't the romance section where ignorance run amok, you know.

instead of attacking them, why not just tell us what the poem is lacking or if its cool? since when has it become wrong to praise something that looks nice to you?

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Poems For Review / Before I Self-destruct (hold Me Down) by JigsawKillah(m): 5:25pm On Dec 30, 2016
I'm here, you're there
You know I want to chat
I fear you'd lend no ear
So I lay here on my back

Love is cursed, of course
No wonder I feel blessed
But being alone, is worse
I need eased off this stress

So before, I Self Destruct
I need you to hold me down
Before I self destruct
I need you to hold me down

Sitting, cold, in the dark
You came and held my hands
Your kisses gave me spark
Baby, do you want to dance?

I understand my emotions yell
But you understand me well
For you, everything I can sell
Can't lose you, my life is already hell

So before, I Self Destruct
I need you to hold me down
Before I self destruct
I need you to hold me down

Emptiness engulfs my soul
My past is uglier than my whole
Right before I lose control
I'll smash my brains with a pole

Give me strength to pull this through
If I don't, I know not what else to do
Right before I end this dude
A kiss, and I'll feel good

So before, I Self Destruct
I need you to hold me down
Before I self destruct
I need you to hold me down

I can't leave my son alone
This world is a cruel place
I'd be insane to let my bone
So young running this race

But I have to go my way
But I can't say my goodbyes
So once again, I'll stay
Just to look at those bulgy eyes

But before I self destruct
I need you to hold me down
Before I self destruct
I need you to hold me down

No, until I self destruct
I need you to hold me down
My life, I'd reconstruct
But you have to hold me down



© Jigsawkillah

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Rap Battles / ***/// BRAGGING RIGHTS I: Paayne Vs Zachhugo \\\*** by JigsawKillah(m): 5:09pm On Dec 30, 2016
Paayne vs ZachHugo



Voting Criteria :

Opener - 1 point

Rhymes - 2 points

Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points

Punchlines - 3 points

Personals - 2 points

Flow - 1 point

Wordplays - 2 points

Closer - 1 point


Rules

- 40 lines.

- Deadline is 8pm, Friday 30
December 2016.

- Verses should be posted by both
battlers on or not later than
deadline date.

- No biting, swaying, stretching,
feeding or recycling.

- No complaining about votes.

- A no show attracts a ban.

- No unnecessary comments

- No smearing comments about any
bar OR biting accusations without
proof.

- Whatever you feel is wrong with a
bar or verse - please put it in your
vote. Vote and state what you found
wrong.

- If there's anything you need to say
in defence of your verse please save
them for after voting's over.

- NO argument with established vets
OR voters.

- Battlers should not interject
between votes and voters should
just vote and leave it like that.

Goodluck!!!
Rap Battles / Brutal Clash: Whiz10 Vs Hydrog3n by JigsawKillah(m): 8:19pm On Dec 29, 2016
Whiz10 vs Hydrog3n





Voting Criteria :

Opener - 1 point

Rhymes - 2 points

Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points

Punchlines - 3 points

Personals - 2 points

Flow - 1 point

Wordplays - 2 points

Closer - 1 point


Rules

- 20 lines.

- Deadline is 8pm, Friday 30
December 2016.

- Verses should be posted by both
battlers on or not later than
deadline date.

- No biting, swaying, stretching,
feeding or recycling.

- No complaining about votes.

- A no show attracts a ban.

- No unnecessary comments

- No smearing comments about any
bar OR biting accusations without
proof.

- Whatever you feel is wrong with a
bar or verse - please put it in your
vote. Vote and state what you found
wrong.

- If there's anything you need to say
in defence of your verse please save
them for after voting's over.

- NO argument with established vets
OR voters.

- Battlers should not interject
between votes and voters should
just vote and leave it like that.

Goodluck!!!
Rap Battles / Re: Brutal Clash: Paayne Vs Kineticist by JigsawKillah(m): 10:42pm On Dec 28, 2016
Battled Closed!

Paayne Wins!
Rap Battles / Re: Brutal Clash: Paayne Vs Kineticist by JigsawKillah(m): 10:42pm On Dec 28, 2016
MrKang:
Nice showing guys,

This battle tilted to one side as Kineticist brought below the stipulated number of bars, and it's becoming an habit cus that was also his undoing during the tourney.

Though this doesn't take anything from the decent effort of Paayne, had the advantage of bringing enough contents to pack this up.

In all, the bout was enjoyable but not even.


On a side note this thread should be closed its long overdue.

is this your verd? lol
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JigsawKillah(m): 10:41pm On Dec 28, 2016
ZachHugo:

bro..
don't forget to create the thread for
Paayne and I...


when you guys are ready, let me know


Hydrog3n:
he he, cheesy bros we don try,the way we carry the matter for head self...

Please create the thread as soon as you see this

Friday,30th----December----2016

Cc; Jigsawkillah


noted
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JigsawKillah(m): 2:10pm On Dec 26, 2016
Hydrog3n:

OK,

Date : Wednesday, 4th--January---2016
Time : 9:00 PM
Bars: ≥ 5
Venue : NairaLand

Cc; Jigsawkillah , Whiz10



lol
y'all would probably forget before then. hope y'all gonna bring the best bars though.
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JigsawKillah(m): 8:50pm On Dec 24, 2016
Hydrog3n:
Cc; Jigsawkillah


reschedule and let me know


cc whiz10

I should've created the thread yesterday. my bad, guys
Rap Battles / Re: Brutal Clash: Paayne Vs Kineticist by JigsawKillah(m): 8:50pm On Dec 24, 2016
richommie:
Is Laveda a texcee rapper?


angry


Meanwhile can I drop my verdict?


#YOLO


yes
Rap Battles / Re: Brutal Clash: Paayne Vs Kineticist by JigsawKillah(m): 10:36pm On Dec 23, 2016
seriously guys, y'all need to put more effort into your rhymes. Kineticist got some nice schemes, poor execution meant it didn't hit as it was supposed to.



Mvgt: Paayne




two of my favorite bars


Paayne:
What I'm spitting here is clear nd Uncut...
So our dear kineticist can hear nd concur..
Nd you can tell ah ain't joking from d verse I concoct..
Ah don't do this for fvcked reasons like d cheers nd comfort...
So fvck the 'hair he z brought to support' his looks,
Cos when I put d 'heat on him' , his 'head will combust'!!...


Kineticist:

I let the tec talk/ If I am ever in the mood for sex talk/
stomp his home,enter through his 'Windows'and tell his wife let's fu..uck/
If he disagrees, I hit him with the 'Mac' ..prolly leave him with head cuts/
....then take his wife inside..shift everything aside then fuc..k her on the 'Desktop'/
Rap Battles / Re: Brutal Clash: Paayne Vs Kineticist by JigsawKillah(m): 1:46pm On Dec 23, 2016
Nice battle!!!! both emcees scheming! rereading again

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Rap Battles / Re: Brutal Clash: Paayne Vs Kineticist by JigsawKillah(m): 1:29pm On Dec 23, 2016
verdicts needed here please


MrKang
testerfuze
ibime
emaprince
Laveda
guykhena
iceskidd
llaykorn
Gottoboy
mikuz
devilmaycry
Rap Battles / Brutal Clash: Paayne Vs Kineticist by JigsawKillah(m): 9:41pm On Dec 21, 2016
Paayne vs Kineticist


Voting Criteria :

Opener - 1 point

Rhymes - 2 points

Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points

Punchlines - 3 points

Personals - 2 points

Flow - 1 point

Wordplays - 2 points

Closer - 1 point


Rules

- 20 lines.

- Deadline is 4pm, Thursday 22
December 2016.

- Verses should be posted by both
battlers on or not later than
deadline date.

- No biting, swaying, stretching,
feeding or recycling.

- No complaining about votes.

- A no show attracts a ban.

- No unnecessary comments

- No smearing comments about any
bar OR biting accusations without
proof.

- Whatever you feel is wrong with a
bar or verse - please put it in your
vote. Vote and state what you found
wrong.

- If there's anything you need to say
in defence of your verse please save
them for after voting's over.

- NO argument with established vets
OR voters.

- Battlers should not interject
between votes and voters should
just vote and leave it like that.

Goodluck!!!

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Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JigsawKillah(m): 11:18pm On Dec 17, 2016
MrKang:

Cool,let's set it at the 22nd of dec(next thursday).

So @ Jigsawkillah over to you,these are the threads we need

Paayne Vs Kineticist - Thursday_Dec_22nd_8pm

Whiz10 Vs Hydrog3n- Saturday_Dec_24th_8pm

cool

hope both battlers won't pull no-shows. I'd hate to call on àirmark
but they'll have the threads
Poems For Review / Re: Poetry Classes For Beginners - NPC (Signup Thread) by JigsawKillah(m): 8:43pm On Dec 14, 2016
TheSCRYPT:


How do I indicate, raise my hands? llaykorn, it is still not fair. angry

simply say so. we're not all llaykorns
Poems For Review / Re: Poetry Classes For Beginners - NPC (Signup Thread) by JigsawKillah(m): 7:44am On Dec 14, 2016
TheSCRYPT:


So you are hiding and adding people. It's not fair o. angry


it's open to everyone. all you gotta do is indicate

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Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JigsawKillah(m): 5:09pm On Dec 09, 2016
Iceskidd:
Jigsawkillah nice tourney, we should try to hold more battles here. i would like to battle zachhugo and mrkang but i'm scared of losing so i'll chill and let other niggas take them first


lol
try ZachHugo first
if you survive, MrKang is waiting. you're unproven enough to speak of battling a King. go battle his subjects for a start grin

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