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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by JigsawKillah(m): 8:31pm On Aug 28, 2015

Sassybae:
Okay, not a law student tho..why not get THE RULE OF LAW..saw my friend with that book

That was kind of you.

Yea, getting a bit better.

think that might not be too complex? He is still in primary school. I am thinking something inspirational, like Gifted Hands by Ben Carson. But if you say so, I'll visit the nearest Bookshop on Monday morning.

Romance › Re: 10 Simple Things Guys Do To Deceive GIRLS.. by JigsawKillah(m): 8:22pm On Aug 28, 2015

Limerick though!

Dumb shît. First, nobody tried to räpe your ugly äss. Second, the tips are for wooing girls. Third, stfu!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by JigsawKillah(m): 8:11pm On Aug 28, 2015

Sassybae:
Lol..you went partying or what?

Nah I helped no one..been home since morning down with malaria

not partying. Met this dude whose son's birthday is coming up and he invites me with booze. The son wants to be a lawyer, and I have crossed my heart to buy him a book, just don't know what to buy yet. Got any idea?

Besides, I helped someone. A man was robbed, at dagger point, somewhere near my former residence, I gave him Tfare.

Sorry about your Malaria, hope you're feeling better now?

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JigsawKillah(m): 8:06pm On Aug 28, 2015

Obesemf Liricyst

24lines huh

Family › Re: An Awkward Moment At The Office Today by JigsawKillah(m): 8:00pm On Aug 28, 2015

DNA test next

what if he is a Nairalander and he sees this? I put myself in his shoes, I might get mad and come kick your Äss the next day.

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by JigsawKillah(m): 7:56pm On Aug 28, 2015

Sassybae:
Very well, urz?

mine, was somehow jare. Got semi-drunk and got home to an empty pot.
Did you help someone today?

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by JigsawKillah(m): 7:53pm On Aug 28, 2015

ggrin

you be male or female?

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by JigsawKillah(m): 7:53pm On Aug 28, 2015

charijee:
[color=#CD1076]U nefa chee chum chim [/color]

hahaha
reminds me of an old pal but his actual words are: you neba chi chom tin

DaveP can vouch for me, that I'm a good guy. Dre11 too.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by JigsawKillah(m): 3:22pm On Aug 28, 2015

God, please let Everton and Juve say no to Stones and Pogba deals respectively, In Jesus Name

Amen

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by JigsawKillah(m): 3:00pm On Aug 28, 2015

Davep baba

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by JigsawKillah(m): 2:58pm On Aug 28, 2015

Sassybae:
Goodafternoon.

afternoon ma'am how is your day going?

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by JigsawKillah(m): 2:57pm On Aug 28, 2015

lanicky:
Sometimes, people judge by the way you chat and the kinda dp you upload.

na scary chat I dey chat?

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by JigsawKillah(m): 2:26pm On Aug 28, 2015

lanicky:
No girl will settle down with unless you change your scary dp.

na the DP them wan marry or na me?

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by JigsawKillah(m): 2:25pm On Aug 28, 2015

Sassybae:
morning. How you?

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by JigsawKillah(m): 2:23pm On Aug 28, 2015

Sassybae:
When I talk to him again, I'll collect his pin

Hello Mademoiselle

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by JigsawKillah(m): 2:21pm On Aug 28, 2015

lanicky:
That's good for you

Smh. What I do? I wan settle down na

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by JigsawKillah(m): 2:20pm On Aug 28, 2015

Mourinholic:
Chelsea have made an offer for Chinese International defender Zhang Linpeng from # Guangzhou . (via @DiMarzio )
Kung fu things

how good is he? Tai chi and all?

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by JigsawKillah(m): 2:15pm On Aug 28, 2015

lanicky:
Awayu?

So na you tell Sassybae say you be new person here and she believed you. Chai! Bad market.

lol
na charijee spoil market for me na

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by JigsawKillah(m): 12:25pm On Aug 28, 2015

Let me be or let me bee, you can't stand my buzz nigga
I'm the dîck in yo bîtch, she wanna have it all nigga
Death wrapped for y'all, Santa Claus nigga
My ho' make you clutch your stomach, smack your balls nigga

Flip the fifth, D gets clipped, pistol whipped
When I flip the 9s, I'm dreaded, triple 6
Asked a girl, why is the DJ appalin' to y'all?
DJ5naira? He's broke and got a pencil dîck

Please bro, quit! Jigs don't miss! He's seen throats split!
Come with 5 guys, I'd cripple six
My Arms length long, each strike leaves y'all 6'0 feet
We know you never last long, we know Skits

My man got you down, a gun to the ho's face
I bully vets, foolish pet, dumb fool, say yo grace
Shoot his dîck, fûck you pimpled face
sonofawhore, you must get married to None, Johnbull and Rosekate

Coogar's opinion, I am top tier
FFR Legend, I topped here
Dropped peers, took Alexpissu to the top, tear
Him apart, stabbed his head, till the top, tear

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by JigsawKillah(m): 9:38am On Aug 28, 2015

AdeLaNa1:
SMH! U guys wee be lucky to top ur group. However easy those teams might seem

CSKA Moscow and Wolfsburg are not the same as Club Brugge, Sir

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by JigsawKillah(m): 9:36am On Aug 28, 2015

nonsoroyalty:
And u must be prophet tb joshua right ?
Why not worry about ur own useless defence or I go call pataki for this thread

Arsenal now fights Barcas battles?

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by JigsawKillah(m): 8:16pm On Aug 27, 2015

I fear for Manure tho, yet, I see all the English teams in the last 16. Real Madrid might not top their group. Barca will struggle, as well as Juve and we might see at least one of those teams in POT 1 knocked out.

My thoughts tho

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JigsawKillah(m): 8:01pm On Aug 27, 2015

llaykorn:
Hehe. Is this part of the pre-battle 'gra-gra-vation' or just a sheer display of pomp?

let him be. His ego is better than his penmanship.

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JigsawKillah(m): 7:59pm On Aug 27, 2015

coogar:
jigsawkillah isn't top tier.
i don't eat lower mammals......my appetite has always been for the bigger cats in the jungle. if i clash swords with jigsaw, the mods would ban me for child abuse.

Smh
why are the 'top tiers' avoiding you?

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JigsawKillah(m): 12:20pm On Aug 27, 2015

coogar:
mistaken identity.....
I thought you were elymax....I always have you guys mixed-up. elymax won the tourney, not you!

Say you duck and stop fûcking around

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by JigsawKillah(m): 12:18pm On Aug 27, 2015

Let 'em bring Athletico, Roma and Astatana

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by JigsawKillah(m): 12:32am On Aug 27, 2015

Pataki:
Oshe! weyrey da si rough! Wa shere! How many times did you fail JAMB before you foolishly came on this forum to be posting Open University Direct Entrance scorepoint?

You are the same dunce that has no inkling how register via online for your courses, yet you want to tell me you are not failure?! If na to be rapping foolish lines, you are the King Kong in that.

Open University failure.

were you cursed by a naked witch? Your foolishness is innate and so far, seeing the words you're typing, I wonder if foolishness is not a talent. You should be another Mr Bean, but no, Mr Bean's qualifications are undeniable. Show us your results and a pic of you in graduation gown. Agbaya.

Who failed JAMB? Is it possible to fail something you never wrote? You should focus your energy on your dwindling career and come here spewing rubbish.

Pant-Hanky the clueless one. Specialist in failure. No wonder you are supporting Gayners.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by JigsawKillah(m): 12:23am On Aug 27, 2015

llaykorn:
Haha. Have a nice time serving them dinner then!

And, sinizia? Is he here?

yes, he's a Manure fan. it turns out he ain't the only one stalking me either. I think 2 other nitwîts too. I'm taking them all as they come.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by JigsawKillah(m): 12:19am On Aug 27, 2015

Arsenal are in Pot 2

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by JigsawKillah(m): 12:18am On Aug 27, 2015

tess1:
UEFA Champions League group stage draw pot
POT 1
Barcelona, Chelsea, Bayern Munich, Juventus, Benfica, PSG, Zenit, PSV
POT 2
Real Madrid, Athletico, Porto, Man Utd, Valencia, Leverkusen, Man City
POT 3
Shakhtar Donesk, Sevilla, Lyon, Dinamo Kyiv, Olympiacos, CSKA, Galastasaray, Roma
POT 4
BATE Borisov, Monchengladbach, Wolfsburg, Dynamo Zagreb, Maccabi Tel Aviv, Gent, Malmo, Astana

where Arsenal? Or you thought they're still playing play-offs? grin

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