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llaykorn:
JigsawKillah, what's happening?

let's just say I'm tired of being at the recieving end of the e-fights. each of the dumbfûcks are getting a dish as big as the size of sinizia's head.


they're all getting served

Pataki:
You don't wanna go the way of insulting parents. Go and read my past postings on this board. Your parents will log on this forum and personally beg if I start with you on that level.

Pataki - auto correct? Am I intimidating you that much? I told you I am a graduate na. My Masters thesis proudly adorns my University library for future generation to read and learn from.

Why do you keep failing exams in your Open University? Even Obasanjo as old as he is, passed his exams from Open University. Do you think it is your destiny to be a graduate?

Lying cûnt! I am not as daft as you, failing is an abomination in my family. Your masters thesis, your bsc fûcking whatever, ode, what stops your from posting shots? Let's see if we're not seeing a Patrick Obahiagbon wannabe. Agbaya. Agama lizard feeling funky.

2 grannies gettin' killed in one night. . .


Change is inevitable

Pataki:
You are partaking in long distance education, yet you keep failing exams? Is your destiny set on LONG DISTANCE FAILURE?

Pataki is a graduate, trained in the best of education globally. Buhari's current ADC was my camp commandant, so go bring out your calculator and start punching in the figures.

My standard of living is what you dream about every night. Your future aspiration is my past! I hate noisemaking on this forum, as most of you idiots are nothing but diseased brain goats. As I told you, go and face your studies. Your parents labored to send you to Open University not to come online and engage people who are far more intellectually equipped than your HOD.

your this is that and your that is this . . . where are the darned proofs!!!

You talk about standard of living . . . what standard of living? You think we don't know how a couple of years ago, your father buys you earpiece everytime, so you won't hear him fûcking your mom? Is that what you call a high standard of living? Bros, you should be pelted with hot stones for thinking we all here are cowbrained as you. Intellectually sound people are those we know their qualifications, not the ones who see the 'autocorrect' option as life saving. May thunder ravage the remainder of your frustrated life if you talk education and yet don't bring proofs. Hopeless son of a village pröstitûtè

Even Sinizia Same dude who got washed in and out by a female in the Rap Section


These Orangutans are feeling too fly!

Dadehmola:
An Indirect Request for the pix of a dude in a graduation gown??

Again??

tf do you mean by 'again'? Pant-Hankie maybe a graduate, but how good is his result? We don't want recipients of the 'let my people go' hardpaper coming here to spew rubbish simply because it's a faceless forum!

JayKayMaybachz:
If ah hear.. . His bars are fvcking weak.... It even makes a granny regain her virginity

who's unleashed this old ape? Am i the cause of your stagnant, epileptic and leprous future?

Pataki:
God bless you bro! I have really repented oh! Aside from one resident fundunce here who seems to have permanently logged his demented brain on the wifi of blatant foolishness, you hardly see me engaging manure fans in insults.

It is mostly shekpe fanz. It is like those ones are specially accursed or something. And the most annoying fact is that, it is here on the manure thread they will start engaging in insults. E.g is that Open University idiot who is due to write exams in some days time and yet he is here engaging a whole Pataki who is intellectually and well educated than his HOD.

More educated than his HOD. . .
Yet you couldn't make second class? NOUN or not, most times, it's the knowledge acquired that counts.

I partake in Long Distance learning, splitting my spare time between fun and books, yet still making As. What do you have? Show us your degree! Don't tell us you're more intelligent than your HOD, show us. Your only confirmed 'A' is spending 7yrs here, and beating your chest that the only thing you've learnt is E-fights. Do you have a wife? Kids? A home? Bring proofs. Bolt is running away with your destiny pig. You don't have a future bros.


Pant-hankie? Who else chooses such a deluded name if not for a downgraded real life version of Mr Ibu?

honourableseyi:
No, No and NO

thank you very much

Why these wackos wanna turn here to 2Lines thread?

Lanicky

Pataki:
At your current age, I was not a nuisance on the internet. I have made two shekpe fans to deactivate their monikers and register with new monikers on this board in times past.

Don't make me your source of sorrow and misery on this board. I am not nice!

At my current age? Or currently? You're still backin' a goat!

Smh

some here are not even watchin' the game on TV yet makin' analysis.
Includin' the retärded Pant-hankie

sinizia:
Hate will surely give you high BP. You must be watching back of the TV for you to downgrade that goal. Pataki is right about you. You need to go tend to your assignments.

And you need to go back to your mothers panties. You lost your senses there.

What is hate? Wasn't I the one prayin' for Manure to win? Must you always be a junk?

MuhdG:
Lol. Not gonna happen. Don't be surprised if we lash y'all home and away

Lash who?

Pataki:
OK, let me come to your idiotic level you nauseating doofus:

A is for Apple

B is for Ball

C is for Cow

Understood kid?

Now, go and face your Open University education. I am seriously done engaging you this public nuisance. I have a football match to watch.

the most rètarded post in the history of NL.
Dude go fûck yourself.

Memphis Depay should've scored that! Wrap the darn game up!

In as much as I am expecting Manure to win, Rooney was saved the blushes by the inexperienced goalie btw the sticks for Club Brugge

Pataki:
Of course, I understand you have to justify why your despicable, pathetic life is strapped to one hopeless Open University education on the internet. Let me be your pedagogy for this moment. Did you know that the first animal to be domesticated by man is a goat? Go and face your studies I keeping telling you! At least, a goat has far more outstanding value than a useless foolish open university student who is unfortunately cursed to have access to the internet.

Have you finished your assignment that your class teacher gave to you since last week?

You talk for the fûck of it. You're clueless about everything, ranging from your sports views to your okadaman analysis of the school. You want us to call you intelligent because you tend to infuse a couple of big words into your sentence that don't fit? Nah son. Try something else.


And backing a goat yet proud of it. Jobless fool

coogar:
this weekend?

When do you want the spanking?

Pataki:
Look at this hopeless Open University student talking about respect on a faceless forum? Son, go and face your studies.

I don't have time to engage you in this infantile gobbledygook flying through your idiotic head.

Hopeless you say?
At least I'm better than the hopeless fool who is proud of backing a goat

tmapark:
Both are not compulsory but are important.

i keep asking this


i haven't attended any since i gained admission, is it going to affect me at the end?

Pataki:
Are you not that NOUN student that Ibime told to go and face his studies?

Some of you kids don't even know when commonsense tells you to keep to your lane.

comin' from someone no one respects?
Say somethin' else nitwît

Pataki:
When parrie dey here tonight? Abi una wan deny the memo?



All action results from thought, so it is thoughts that matters - Sai Baba

As far as the UCL is concerned, Manure over Gayners. I prefer Spurs to make the UCL than Gayners.

Another boring 1:0 or Nil Nil

Manure makes the group stages

coogar:
fight till death doth us part....

Lol How many bars? And it's gotta be weekend

coogar:
fight till death doth us part....

Lol How many bars? And it's gotta be weekend

coogar:
so no one is man enough to face the coog in the battle ring?

i am disappointed!

How do you want it?

llaykorn:
Emaprince, has battling been banned in this section, sir?

you want a battle?
Besides, judges are rare these days

Yo. . .




The Jigs is back, spittin' raps, messin' these pûnks up
Bring the gats, Y'all bouta witness the death of these dumbfûcks
Rhymin' King, defined this shît, teks or the shortguns?
Tell Ibime I don't see fat guys among the best in the long run
Punch well placed, havoc, I wreck it, give up son
DJ5naira gettin' hit with the .45, next, is the dumb's mom
Nah, I missed his chest, shît, please run, run
Me lettin' go, is like a Nigerian President, sayin' Let us don't rerun
Faack it, I faacked the rhyme scheme, my next, split his gum, gum
Your dearest sister, is who I'm emptyin' the gun on

Alexpissu, with rage, I graced this page
Tragedy? Like what made me insane, and changed the game?
Like what make me hold the gauge, send lames to grave?
Now confident, never afraid to make mistakes?
No Destiny Child, you're gettin' split up, Say My Name again!

Warriblood done madt finish


Area!!! We dey your back!!!

mikeywise:
My brother, I am with you on this.

the dude is overrated