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MuhdG:
Geo was wack

take your chats elsewhere Don't derail

Geoxpress, you're going to bad to worst. Go find your muse bro. Understand what works for you.



Opener: Tie

Rhymes: Acme

Similes: Tie

Punchlines: Acme

Personals: Acme

Flow: Tie

Wordplay: Acme

Closer: Acme




MVGT: Acme

Why didn't y'all mention me on time?
Verds loading!



Voters ignoring battles; one reason I am not battlin' yet

Limerick:

No be you be Edo Boiy?

It is official


We Don't Have A CF

Matic is the definition of what a true DM is

Lmao!

Cuadrado
I go cry ooo

Pataki:
For what? Jumping in the air to retrieve a ball?
Costa should have been booked as well for his elbow on Yaya.

Did you see the way Ferna jumped?

Zouma in, JT out

I really think Fernandinho should've been booked!

Who this mad ref dey stingy cards for?

It's Battle Rap y'all, On this turf, anythin' goes, Cole Porter
These niggas say they struggled, but never ate just bread, with no water
My lyrics strictly street, I rep the hoods, like no other
So if babygoat talks that talk, I'm sendin' birds, the blue bands to your home, no butter

DJ5, Bîtch play nice, or you gonna get the fo' fifth, it's my term y'all
Yo girl gave me BJ, told yo sist, lick my spèrm off
Stop playin' hard, or you're get your throat split, lift her skirt up
Her Pûssy spreads all over the dirty places, oh shît! It's a germ y'all

Y'all know this place comes to life, as soon as I drop a bar for niggas
No lies, my schemes, so nice, bîtches I popped, are for niggas
Bruce and his niggas gettin' wet and bent! Oh, those faggits are actually bent, tryna hide they hard-öns niggas

Screwin' with us, Screw driver, that's what Stale is

But your bars represent what you are, recycled piece of shit, that's what Bruce's tale is

daveP:
Something like that. Just typed that joor.

Not bad for a start. Some good rappers now did worst than that. Some still don't know that rhymin' is an integral part of rap. E.g Tha Suspect, Ill Bliss and others.

This Referee has successfully killed the West Ham game
Smh
So many errors in one game

WARRIBLOOD:
Am tryna pay attention.... But attention paid me.. need to take a bath man

where you dey when area cast?
You nor involve for the mass taking?

Leicester are looking serious, but for how long?

Ranieri is doing a good job!

santori:
hello, i need information on how many units a computer student that joined NOUN as a direct entry student must have passed to graduate. i learnt
one must garner a total of 120 units. please house help with the info

I think DE is 90

What's the meanin' of this? Take what win?
Stop tryin' to impress me, you ain't gettin' anymore dîck

Smh
Barca

He's a cöck sûcker, but I can guess you suck better
if you're opportuned to create a club, you might name it corkchester

In My last rap, I mentioned names but got no replies, oh, y'all scared
The last couple niggas I faced couldn't stand the flow, all dead
Thought by now, it's gonna be hot in here, it's only my smoke, I smell
That's why I respect DJ5Naira, but he's still broke, as hell

I run up in his block, two nines in my hand, where the DJ at?
They showed me a room, I'm like no, where he play at?
They be like 'He plays? Ain't nobody seen him where the b-day at
We've been to alotta clubs, but ain't never seen the DJ scratch

I kicked his door down, with my big timbs, I'm so happy to rob him
Saw on the floor sleepin', him, his brothers, sisters, daddy and mommy
No space, they were practically lappin' each other
So poor, damn! The Robber left, but after dashin' 'em money

Spy360:
I am predicting a nil-nil score at the Etihad on Sunday. I know Mou enough that he will be pragmatic in his approach, knowing that his team isn't fit enough to face City attacking combo of Sterling, Silva, Yaya Toure, Nasri and Aguero...

He will simply deflect the tyres of an already parked bus.

True/False.

A clean sheet for Chelsea but I can't say same for City.
It's either two or one nil to The Blues

Ivanovic attacks, Azpi defends.
But Iva's äss is heavy as hell. He can't track back as fast as he sprints forward. Any winger can wipe the floor with him, except he's not behind the winger.

Hope Rahman doesn't become another Filipe Luis.

Bîtch hommie, you weigh 35p, how can you be a heavyweight?

You're so ugly, even if you become a saint, you won't make it through heavens gate

Supermiy:
lwkm buncha Cocks

which of them are you sucking?

Nobody wan battle Coogar? Kr0ne!!!
Darkenedrebel where d demonic u speak of?

joseph1832:
Well I don't conform to your preference. So get use to it.

Chill fam

joseph1832:
Am I restricted to just one section here?.

Nah
But I prefer seeing you in the Poem and Politics sections

joseph1832:
I'm okay. But I'm wondering....

Is there a section you don't visit?