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teddybiyasi:
seriously if this kinda face(any of them) approach me at night(asking me out or robbery) without saying a word I'll just drop my handbag give him my atm with password then run as fast as flash
no offense

;
I'm a nice guy
Really
Upload your pix let's laugh

coogar:
why do you want to see my pix? upload yours first.
o'boy........see face!
with this kinda face, you don't need a gun or a knife to rob. the face itself na arm.

Upload your pix Oga
Who says you're more handsome than me?
U might be another midget with a face like ghost rider's

ELYMAXiimus:
oga abeg that photo too funny .. Lmao.
Next time you guys are taking shots together, jigs should get a stool.

I'm not short
Gottoboy na dongo

Akin1212:
Not doppe

Yea

Lemme take it back to the days, when I raised with torches
Bis applauds, gees absconds, I waylaid the bosses
When Jigs spew rich bars over these ragàmuffins
I was getting down team bars, and built haters coffins


I told myself, stay away from Mikuz and Alexpissu beef
I wondered how Kim managed to put clips in Alexpissu's teeth
AlexBitchu re-plied, and sent Cardiac arrest into Kim
Kim, my clips tougher than what Alex hit you with

I can't help it, but try to separate two bîtches fighting
Alex, you're like 35, no child, no wife, when we call you rich, we lying
Shut the fûck up,you dimwîtted fellow, I can see your future getting bleaker than ever, I can see the true witch behind it

Your mama dawg!

In 2014, I smacked FFR, it was me gees followed up
Fire spitting, The Phoenix got wiped by a raging holocaust
Get Dópe or die trying was the motto dawg
Till picking 5 numb bars out of 90 will be like a dream, I'm the Lotto dawg


Bitchhommie, before rap you was a digger from the North
Your pop was one too, nice pass, yet they treated you with scorn
Calculate, If you dare try to sneak out of your course
You'd return, wrapped in mats, to the pit where you were born

Kanyol:
Jigsawkillah is a tout

na ur father be tout

raumdeuter:
Is any one still comparing Hazard and Neymar?

Yes
Hazard is Pius Ikedia 5.2 and Neymar is Finidi George's wannabe

you're Liverpool? you Brendan Rogers?
I'll make your Liverpool! your bars bred and rode àrse

Nobody now reasons with text, except it's written from vets
Except the bîtches get wet, pûssy dripping for sex
Except it's a story of a wack gee, spitting the lead
Except it's a story of a black bîtch, giving a head
See I'm poetic, I script like Nasir Jones would do
Flip lyrics like Rakim Allah was known to do
Bars so Precious like the first car, sold to you
Always skimming, like I was late, reading a bogus book
Ripping Rhymes like my Nigga Eric and wife Char
Days gone wrong now, I barely do right bars
Then, I'd hot flip schemes then pop 16s every 10 minutes
My pen did it, stayed sharp, I slayed men with it
Thug poet, decode my flows, I write for the Vikings and Pyrates
Birds above the sky, Mafias nods, Fine boys they gyrate
When I ain't coke slanging, I'm robbing the highways
And Niggas like Giyazz doesn't last long in my days
Niggas run around and pass out with a gun to they face
Soldiers scared of the war, and they run to they base
Semi automatic rifles, 8 round pumping action
Berettas begging to rest, gees steady getting lead in they chest
Niggas run, and tell you what they fled from is death
We no who the chickens are, they'd get fried like it's Xmas day
I'm meat hunting, doing it the old Texas way
My Chains Saw your brains off, massacre
Gather the bodies in the church, and mass occur
I no who the Lame Are, they bare signs like a School Boy Cue
I'll take A B Soul, this J rocks, what are you gone do?

Haha
Zouma na mumu sha
Fellaini dey form iron
na Once Rock jam am

Chelsea to score first
Chelsea to win first half
Manyoo to score in the second half
I don't know the final score but its likely to be a draw

Raumdeuter
please come and tell me what happened yesterday
before you say EPL teams didn't make it there, remember you once said, whether it's semifinals or quarter finals, once you didn't win it, you didn't win it

A New Suarez?



www.m.goal.com/s/en-ng/news/10801522

I script natural disasters, so y'all can map it out
Evacuate, interrogate, heard no cracking sound
I drop schemes, and son kids, I'm a daddy now
Like cop scenes, y'all noisy like sirens blaring out
On this, see I got too many chips, like a cyber guru
I put fire through you, rolling like a tyre to you

I lay back then spray gats, waylaid cats on maybachs
Payback is a bîtch, y'all pray that my instincts didn't say that
I blaze rap, i keep flow sunny, hot and doe come in
My gats sneeze and we no who the real cats are, y'all nose running
Bullets hit you like a house warmer, your ho is at steak, I'm like a mouse on her

raumdeuter:
He conquered the world which is a bigger achievement than conquering Europe

OK
Hazard led Chelsea to Europa league title
can we agree he's a god to griezeman now?

charijee:
[color=#8B4513]Just when I'm beginning to get serious with you[/color]

Lola certain Miss Twaci

raumdeuter:
Someone led his country to a world cup trophy you are asking for CL finals?

A player won the greatest football trophy n the universe and you are asking about CL

Someone conquered China you are saying he cant conquer Nepal

stop fooling yourself bros
did he conquer Europe as Drogba did?

charijee:
[color=#8B4513]I'm gonna put you on probation ...which of my daughters?[/color]

her name......I can't remember the exact name
list you daughters ma'am

charijee:
[color=#8B4513]My daughters are for the highest bidders [/color]

I am equal to the task ma'am

susrite:
thats good bruv. How's life treating ya?

every since a certain Mzhorlah left our marriage, life hasn't been really nice
Lanicky won't marry this billionaire
Charijee won't gimme any of her daughters
and that leaves me, cuddling my pillow every night lol
work and school are fine tho
just NL, getting boring everyday
how u?

raumdeuter:
Ronaldo lima led his country to win the world cup where he was top scorer

Drogba couldn't even lead his country to win African cup of nations

Ronaldo couldn't even lead his clubs to a UCL final at all

susrite:

#NP: CHOCOLATE CITY'S SUMMER TIME

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Back from a very long journey.
Thanking God am still alive
Missed ya'll

Charijee... How have you been?
JeffreyJames... Longest time bruv
Lanicky... Called ya but you didn't even honour me the time to explain who I am
Cheriepet
Davep
Trypa
Dre11 how is the ministry?
Toniro
LogoDWhiz
JigsawKillah
KingTom
Adaobi12
Princesschi
Kingphilip
Nickymezor
Mzlaurel... Miss you sweetheart so much
Akinsadeez

the last time someone remembered me here was 3 years ago

I still dey leave like u bros