₦airaland Forum

dre11:
How you dey
You just terrorize people for that end

who else do you trouble if not your own?
if I don't worry them, who will?
anyways, I done shift come here sef
na here go worst

LogoDWhiz:
E plenty.

Like 5 tickets over 5 days or so.
And na just one game dey cut am

100+

OK
me dey plan to take break o
I no dey use eye dey see merrybet office

lanicky:
Mad guy....z na zrillion dollars (sambisa currency)

smh
your local no be here

WARRIBLOOD:
Which sim you dey use

Mtn

LogoDWhiz:
Omo. Market dry o.

Just one game.

Taking a break.

And u?

one game?
how much?

lanicky:
Na Z for my area...

u local sha
H na hundred naira
come make I open your eyes

lanicky:
Result of smoking cheap weed...smh

cheap weed? 3 parcel na H for my area
e no cost reach?

lanicky:
Smh....ao u take escape from

u never change?
u no dey fear me Abi?
I go send my boys make dem come slap u
ask starshyne how my boys take handle her

hmm
Lanicky
who're the new girls here?
introduce them to me
I want to spend money carelessly again


Dre11 I sight you
Naijaboiy ever since u make money, u done forget me sha
Logodwhiz how market na? those boys want make I carry gun for their head sha
Starshyne lol my bestie
Adaobi12 introduce yourself jare. nobody comes here without seeking my permission #Joking
charijee God is watching you. all these Sugar here and there, diabetes is real o
DaveP make God add more inches to your things. I gree you
cheriepet did u no what your granddaughter did?
who else?

remind me
I done forget many people sef
it has tey o

for those trying to get rid of me......




I'M BACK Y'ALL

Warriblood which level na?
gimme that line na

lanicky:
U're already laughing na.

Okays..lemme tell u *whispers*

Last week while we were about to share d grace after our morning devotion....some1 ran into the shop shouting *pls help me*

I opened one eye to look at the ghost wey enter...but alas! Lotta ERUIKU's (agent of death ) entered almost immediately with sharp nd dangerous objects including....Stones, cutlass nd big sticks..
Hehehe!...I bn don dey speak in tongues...If na u waiten u go do?

I ran under a table....but the table dey vex..he no hide me wella... I ran under a big bag...but na dat one bad pass....the bag no gree hide my a.ss..chai! Na dat day I know say big yansh no good.

Hmmm! As I no see where me go package my whole body...na so I kon comot...I faced one of the guys who came in...I said "Bross good morning"

Shuu! The guy no dey look uche face oo...his face strong pass akpu. He roared like a lion...He said "where's the guy who ran into this place?"

I was like...shuu! See waec question oo...
I replied him..."uncle...I didn't see any guy"

Sincerely...I saw d guy when he entered our toilet....but I didn't want to tell those guys....something (maybe na holy spirit) told me to pretend as if I don't know where the guy is.

The guy with bloodshot eyes like Jigsawkillah's ordered the remaining guys to check every department in our plaza...they checked the boutique which was upstairs...I followed them though....they might be thief..... Know naija guys na

My fellow prayer warriors don tear race...na only me remain for battle grand...lmao

Some of the girls said....they would tell those badt guys where the innocent boy is hiding...I warned them not to....I even threaten them with sack letter.....I don't blame them though ,they were afraid na

I was the only one inside the whole complex...I was staying close to the toilet so they won't enter....I locked the door firmly nd I removed the key....I WANTED TO SAVE THIS UNKNOWN GUY...WHO BEGGED EARNESTLY FOR HELP.

THOSE badt guys noticed a kinda fowl play.....so they threatened to beat the day light outta me...I was a lil bit afraid but I was unwilling to tell them what they wanted..

I called big mum....as I was about to talk....some of the guys shouted at me to end the call immediately...I ended it by giving mum a clue bout what was going on....
I know she would call back..so I silenced my phone...I stylishly picked the call.....I told her to inform police but later I told her not to inform them cos I didn't want the police to know where he his.

To cut the long story short, hmmm! those badt guys left but promised to come back with more guys.....but they didn't.

When I opened the toilet....lo nd behold! the guy in d toilet was some1 I know. Some1 who had offended me b4, some1 who set me up.....I was surprised!!

I acted according to a yoruba adage which says..."bí a ba n jà, kín sé bi tí tíka kukú" (even if we're fighting...it's not possible to kill or allow peeps to be killed.

I fought for him, I saved him from the death's mouth(actually, it was Although I was almost beaten but God saved me.

KingTom nd dre11 would've made a gr8 fun of me....

Dat was ao God saved me from the snares of the evil ones.


The end

Lanicky
you're missing the part where you urinated on your self and passed out when u saw mere planks

lanicky:
naah! I don't want to...u would laugh @ me d way Jigsawkillah did

laugh u?
When?
How?

kr0ne:
Happy birthday to you, Jigsawkillah. LLNP!

thanks sir

when I watch wrestling last sef?

my Costa will prefer fighting than goal scoring

Ibime:
Harry Kane has caught Diego Costa on 18 goals at the top of the goalscorers chart.

That fella has to win Player of the Season.

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