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Darkhq:
Really!!!
Please where can we get the card because I have been trying to get it to no avail.

Dm me let talk

Emir8:
I don't know what to do again! I got an international job which will require me to work from Nigeria and I have submitted all other document but the company is not accepting my NIN Slip. They said it is one-faced Id and cannot be accepted.

I downloaded the NIMC App and tried to activate my account but no OTP is send to my mobile phone number.

I went to the NIMC state headquarter in the state I live and complained. They checked my email and phone number in their system and all are correct. They told me to keep on trying the App. I have been trying the App day and night and no OTP was send to activate my account.

I was asked to check if the plastic one is ready for collection. The web page (https://nimc.gov.ng/eid-card-issuance/) does not exist.

I tried to check the status of the plastic one if it is ready through their website - http://touch.nimc.gov.ng/ The page is no longer existing. Everything about NIMC is not working now.

I even make attempt to get driver's license, I was told it will take 60 days to be ready.

Please what will I do again. I don't want to loose this job. I have send messages to different emails in NIMC but no response. I have submitted the police clearance certificate containing my 10 fingerprints yesterday but they still insist I will not be assigned roles until national ID is provided and the documentation period deadline is Monday 10/07/2023

The company said they are not accepting the blank backside below

Try this portal idfinder dot com dot Ng you will be able to print it

msughdoo:
My dressing for work today in a law firm. I selected one of the undies in the photo. Can you guess which of the undie sets I selected?

ok ooo. My wife wanted to have one where can I buy one 4 her

Ok na

[quote author=davibid post=50367770]What a shame! the last two are even young enough to be his children

pretydiva:
Dis recession has taken over d brain of so many nigerians. All this insults on davido's head ... nigerians gat no chill mehn

ipobians ko

tit:
nice move by wike.
the apc terrorists who have been blasting our pipeline will soon start crying

see ur life

mrhansome12:
It may happen in other place not in igboland we hate that religion with passion.

how many of u hate It

add me 08132879731

[quote author=Oswenemete post=45284312][/quote]you must be silly for abusing our prophet PBUH

hello nairalanders please I need explanation on this annual card maintainance feee

AnanseK:
Looted One trillion Nairaland found in account is part of reviving economy - but wailer swill refuse to understand.

do u mean nairaland?

AnanseK:
Looted One trillion Nairaland found in account is part of reviving economy - but wailer swill refuse to understand.

do u mean nairaland?

mu

when brutai is passing by ur street

. I’m Confident of Winning - Jonathan
. Obasanjo, Tinubu, Others Deliver Wards
. Borno IDPs, Barracks Vote APC
. APC Wins in Aso Rock; VP Sambo Fails to
Deliver Ward
. Senator Goje Under House Arrest
General Muhammadu Buhari, the All Progressives
Congress presidential candidate, broke a jinx in
the South-West in yesterday’s presidential
election as he won in many constituencies,
leading to excitements among Lagosians.
Voters at Omole estate, Isheri Road, Ikeja, Lagos
were jubilating when APC won landslide in all
three elections - Presidency, Senate and the
House of Representatives.
The jubilant electorate were chanting - ‘Buhari for
Aso Rock; Jonathan for Otuoke’ obviously
satisfied with the outcome at the polls.
One Mrs Helen Oluwale said the Peoples
Democratic Party had taken them for a ride but
now, it’s payback time.
The voters, in their hundreds. stayed back up to
7:30pm when all results were counted and
announced.
The voters said they wanted change and they are
prepared to take it at the ballot.
The elections, however, went by smoothly without
fracas though it began a little late behind
schedule.
At Omole, Mr. Tony Uranta and Banky W, were
among the voters.
At polling unit 028, at Omole Grammar School,
APC polled 78 votes for president while PDP got
44 votes. At polling unit O29, APC polled 66 votes
as against PDP’s 24.
At polling unit 30, APC polled 41 votes while PDP
got 21.
Foluke Daramola Salako, a popular Yoruba movies
actor and producer, who also voted at Omole said
it was a pleasant surprise to see middle and
upper class people come out to vote.
“Everybody came at about 8am and waiting till
about 8pm. That tells me everyone is interested in
the elections. Some want continuity and some
want change. Everything was peaceful and very
open. There wasn’t any violence and it’s
impressive. This shows we can do peaceful
elections and our destinies are in our hands,” she
said.
More than 2,000 people voted in Omole and APC
won in all the polling units.
Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu delivered his Sunday
Adigun polling unit Alausa, Ikeja to General
Buhari. In the polling unit, General Buhari polled
180 votes, with Jonathan coming a distant
second with 55 votes.
In Ogun State, at Chief Olusegun Obasanjo’s
polling unit ward 11, unit 22, Olusomi compound,
Totoro in Abeokuta North Local Government, the
APC presidential candidate got 100 votes, while
Jonathan polled 29.
Furthermore in Osun State, some results of the
presidential and National Assembly elections
showed that the APC was in the lead in many
polling units.
They include the following: Osogbo Ward 9 Unit 9:
President: APC= 87. PDP=29; Senate APC=78
PDP=37; Rep APC=73 PDP=35. Olorunda Local
Govt, Osun State: Ward 1 unit 12: President:
APC=294 PDP=86: Senate: APC=288 PDP=94:
Reps: APC=278 PDP=92. Ward 1 Unit 1: President
APC 329 PDP 129; Senate APC 291 PDP 144;
Reps APC 271 PDP 129. In Ward 5 unit 6;
President 221 PDP 45; Senate APC 218 PDP 50;
Reps APC 207 PDP 48. In Ward 2 unit 10:
President APC 307 PDP 62; Senate APC 297 PDP
73; Rep APC 298 PDP 62. Ward 5 unit 6 -
President APC 231 PDP 50; Senate APC 207 PDP
48; Reps APC 218 PDP 50
In Ede North, Ward 8 unit 4: President APC 112
PDP 43; Senate APC 101 PDP 39; Rep APC 92
PDP 53. Ward 8 Unit 3 - President APC 91 PDP
50; Senate APC 93 PDP 54; Reps APC 85 PDP 54.
At Ward 05 Unit 1, Okerewe II, Ife East Local
Government -Presidential APC=128. PDP=107
Ibadan North Local Government - Ward 1, Unit 5
House of Reps - APC 86; Accord 34; Labour
Party 12; PDP 20;SDP 03, while in the Presidential
- APC 117; PDP 36; Senate - APC 85; Labour
Party 17; PDP 19; SDP 4; Accord 36.
Buhari won in Shekarau, Wali’s wards
In Kano, General Buhari won in the polling units of
the Minister of Education, Mallam Ibrahim
Shekarau, and that of the Minister of Foreign
Affairs, Ambassador Aminu Wali.
At Shekarau’s polling unit 022, Buhari got 306
votes and Jonathan polled 17. It was the same at
Wali’s polling unit in Giginyu area of Nassarawa
Local Government area, where Buhari swooped
198 votes, while Jonathan polled four votes.
Also at the two polling units, Governor Rabiu
Musa Kwankwaso, who is contesting Kano
Central Senatorial District, walloped Senator
Bashir Garba Lado of the PDP, winning 306 votes
against Lado’s 38 votes. Kwankwaso also got
159 votes at Wali’s unit, while Lado got 43. In
other parts of the state where results were
announced, Buhari trounced Jonathan with wide
margins.
At Shehe polling unit, for instance, General Buhari
polled 171, while Jonathan got 10 votes. In
Gandun Albasa of Kano Municipal, polling unit
018, Buhari got 180, Jonathan six. Buhari also
got 210 and Jonathan 17 at polling unit 17, in the
same area.
At Wapa polling unit, Buhari got 204 votes and
Jonathan got 10. The case was the same at
Fagge 12 as Buhari got 114 and Jonathan got 3.
Also, at unit polling unit 058 of Magwan Primary
School, under Giginyu Ward 1, Nasarawa GRA
Buhari got 266 while Jonathan got 10 votes.
At polling unit 057 Buhari polled 208, Jonathan
five. Similarly, at polling unit 056 Buhari got 310
and Jonathan got four.
Buhari wins Benue State Government House
In Benue, the APC presidential candidate polled
364 votes in the Makurdi Government House
polling unit against Jonathan, who scored 201. At
the Kwararafa quarters housing estate polling
unit, also in the state capital of Makurdi, Buhari
scored 459 against 53 votes of Jonathan. Also in
Adikpo metropolis, polling unit 014 of Kwande
LGA, the APC polled 108, with PDP having a total
of 39.
The PDP presidential candidate was, however,
leading in Eboya polling unit, Okpokwu Local
Government area, with 285 votes against APC’s
Buhari who polled 30 votes. While in Green
Garden 1 polling unit, Otukpo Local Government
area, the PDP scored 156 and APC got 66.
In Jos, President Jonathan recorded the highest
number of votes at the polling unit of his party’s
governorship candidate, Sen. Gyang Pwajok.
Jonathan got 122 to trounce Buhari who scored
79 votes, at unit 009, Osumeyi Street, Ali Kazaure
ward in Jos North Local Government area of
Plateau State.
For the Senate seat where Governor Jonah David
Jang is contesting, the PDP scored 102 against
the APC’s 95 votes, while for Jos North/Bassa
Federal constituency, the PDP scored 104 against
the APC’s 73.
Displaced persons, soldiers vote against
Jonathan
In Borno State, thousands of internally displaced
persons (IDPs) and soldiers at various barracks in
Maiduguri yesterday voted for the candidates of
the APC. People from 16 out of the 27 local
government areas of Borno State cast their votes
in Maiduguri, where they are being camped since
they were dislodged from their homes by the Boko
Haram.
Camps visited by our correspondent where the
IDPs cast their votes, include the Teacher’s
Village along Pompomari Estate, NYSC camp,
Arabic Teachers College, Yerwa Government Girls
College, Government College, Maiduguri, Bakkasi
Housing Estate and Women Teachers College
(WTC).
At the polling unit number 017, where displaced
Gwoza residents cast their votes, the APC scored
276 votes against the PDP, which scored 28 in
the presidential election. The situation was the
same at the Teacher’s Village where APC
variously scored 315 against PDP 41 and 297
against 33, in two separate polling stations.
At Government House polling unit 1 in Maiduguri,
APC scored 218, while PDP got 28.
Similarly, at polling unit O29, APC pulled 66
votes against PDP’s 24. At polling unit 30, APC
pulled 41 votes, while PDP clinched 21.
In Kaduna, the APC won the presidential and
National Assembly elections at polling unit 001,
Unguwar Sarki (Ward 07). The APC scored 263
votes, while the PDP got 81 votes.
Meanwhile, people in about seven polling units in
Unguwar Shanu could not vote because their
PVCs were not given to them by INEC. In the
senatorial election, the APC candidate scored 181
votes, PDP got 53 and Kowa two votes. In the
House Representatives election, the APC
candidate trashed the rest contestants as he won
178 votes and PDP got 53.
However, in Kafachan, Jonathan was taking the
lead, having polled 125 votes in Kafanchan Ward
A, while Buhari trailed behind with 97 votes. The
PDP was equally the one leading in both the
senatorial and House of Representatives elections,
with 155 votes for the Senate against APC’s 63
and 151 for the House of Representatives, against
APC’s 65 votes. source http://dailytrust.com.ng/sunday/index.php/top-stories/19914-2015-why-jonathan-is-afraid-of-buhari-presidency-oyegun

[color=#006600][/color]woe on to u

idonbilivit

Hilarious the headline might seem but wait till
you hear the full gist.
FNN has gathered that owning to recent news
that Buhari and Osinbajo now have their wives
with them on the campaign train, First Lady of
Nigeri – Dame Patience Jonathan and resorted
to conducting her own campaign for her
husband.
She claims if all the women and children in
Nigeria vote for her husband, then it is a sure bet
that her hubby is winning the elections.
We spoke to the First lady at the maiden
campaign rally that took place at the Federal
Capital territory yesterday and this was her
submission:
“My dear FNN people, I wanted to appreciate you
for this ability you have given me to say
something on this matter.
Yesterday of some day ago, I heard that the
Buhari team are now recruiting their wives for
campaign train hence me too have decide to
start campaign for my husband.
I have instructed all first lady of all states to
also start their husband campaign so that we
can all have a voice as woman of the country.
I know that since my husband has become
president, I have not cook for him at once but I
know I am a best cook when you bring Buhari’s
wife to cook too (I cook better than Buhari’s
wife).
Therefore, I promise all the Nigeria that if they
vote us back, I will cook everybody every month
for 4 years.
I hope that you people understand me very well
before they say I am speak grammar again
*laughs hysterically*
Thank you FNN people”
She made the above statement when FNN asked
her why she was running a campaign train
especially in the absence of President GEJ.
#ShareAjoke #SatireSeason http:///2015/01/i-can-cook-better-than-buharis-wife-patience-jonathan/

said buhari

The immediate former Minister of
Information , Mr. Labaran Maku, was on
Monday described by the Peoples
Democratic Party as a destroyer and an
ungrateful party man .
The party’ s National Vice Chairman ( North
Central) , Alhaji Yussuf Ayitogu, took a
swipe at Maku in when he paid a
reconciliatory visit to PDP members who
lost the primary elections in Niger State .
He alleged that Maku was out to destroy
the party in Nassarawa State with his
defection to the All Progressive Grand
Alliance after he lost out in the party
gubernatorial primaries in the state .
“Maku is a destroyer who wants to reduce
the votes of the PDP in Nasarawa State .
He is biting the finger that fed him. PDP
made him what he is today , rising from
commissioner to deputy governor and
lately a minister.
“It is unfortunate that he ( Maku ) has
defected to APGA which is nowhere in
Nassarawa State .
“People who served under President
Goodluck Jonathan are the ones betraying
him. They should be called to order.
Labaran Maku cannot win any election in
Nassarawa State . He will be shown this in
the February election , ” Ayitogu said .[b]The immediate former Minister of
Information , Mr. Labaran Maku, was on
Monday described by the Peoples
Democratic Party as a destroyer and an
ungrateful party man .
The party’ s National Vice Chairman ( North
Central) , Alhaji Yussuf Ayitogu, took a
swipe at Maku in when he paid a
reconciliatory visit to PDP members who
lost the primary elections in Niger State .
He alleged that Maku was out to destroy
the party in Nassarawa State with his
defection to the All Progressive Grand
Alliance after he lost out in the party
gubernatorial primaries in the state .
“Maku is a destroyer who wants to reduce
the votes of the PDP in Nasarawa State .
He is biting the finger that fed him. PDP
made him what he is today , rising from
commissioner to deputy governor and
lately a minister.
“It is unfortunate that he ( Maku ) has
defected to APGA which is nowhere in
Nassarawa State .
“People who served under President
Goodluck Jonathan are the ones betraying
him. They should be called to order.
Labaran Maku cannot win any election in
Nassarawa State . He will be shown this in
the February election , ” Ayitogu said .[/b]The immediate former Minister of
Information , Mr. Labaran Maku, was on
Monday described by the Peoples
Democratic Party as a destroyer and an
ungrateful party man .
The party’ s National Vice Chairman ( North
Central) , Alhaji Yussuf Ayitogu, took a
swipe at Maku in when he paid a
reconciliatory visit to PDP members who
lost the primary elections in Niger State .
He alleged that Maku was out to destroy
the party in Nassarawa State with his
defection to the All Progressive Grand
Alliance after he lost out in the party
gubernatorial primaries in the state .
“Maku is a destroyer who wants to reduce
the votes of the PDP in Nasarawa State .
He is biting the finger that fed him. PDP
made him what he is today , rising from
commissioner to deputy governor and
lately a minister.
“It is unfortunate that he ( Maku ) has
defected to APGA which is nowhere in
Nassarawa State .
“People who served under President
Goodluck Jonathan are the ones betraying
him. They should be called to order.
Labaran Maku cannot win any election in
Nassarawa State . He will be shown this in
the February election , ” Ayitogu said .

5naira:
this is serious

woe unto

Olivers2J:
Mtcheew i no dey get dat kind luck

bros no vex just keep trying they will give u try dialing all the codes at least 3times

cktheluckyman:
ALHAJI AMINU THUGBUWAL!!! THE LEADER OF A GROUP OF THUGS WHICH ASSAULTED THE NIGERIAN POLICE AT THE NASS

monkey do u sucked stupidity during your breastfeeding then u need to get yourself treated by animals doctor. idiot

yorke1:
Buhari is just keeping to his words. "I will make the country ungovernable in 2015 if i don't win''

you Monkey you sacked stupidity during your breastfeeding, get yourself treated by animals doctor. idiot

harry509:
ummmmmM! So ... Starein @ woman bosom gve longlife ok. So... Wat if workn down d road n u as a guy starein @ woman bosom, motor knock yu down @ dat process. Or drvin ur car @ dsame time staren @ woman bosom yu had an acident. Wetn yu go tell baba GOD?

bros dunno wetin to tell him ooo

Category: Lead stories Published on Friday, 28
November 2014 05:02 Written by Turaki A. Hassan
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The
opposition
All
Progressives
Congress
(APC)
is
moving
closer
to
grab
the
majority
position
from the ruling Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) in
the House of Representatives, findings by Daily
Trust has revealed.
Investigation has revealed that about 21 PDP
lawmakers have notified the leadership of the
lower chamber of their intention to join the APC
in the coming days. Also, two senators are set to
dump the PDP.
The House, which reconvened for a special session
to consider emergency rule extension last week,
adjourned following the invasion of the
parliament building by the police and would
resume on December 3rd.
Last December, APC seized the majority position
from the PDP when 37 PDP Reps dumped the ruling
party.
However, the majority position of the APC was
short-lived after some of its members defected to
PDP amidst allegations of financial inducements
from the presidency.
In recent weeks, PDP Reps had threatened to
dump the party after their state governors edged
them out in the just concluded party ward
congresses which elected delegates that will vote
in the primary elections.
The party and the presidency had asked that the
lawmakers institute an impeachment against
Speaker Aminu Waziri Tambuwal after he defected
to the APC on October 28 but they told the PDP
national chairman Adamu Mu’azu that they must
be given automatic tickets in return.
Daily Trust findings however revealed that since
the PDP congress, not fewer than 22 lawmakers
have written to notify the leadership of their
decision to defect to the APC.
Deputy minority leader Suleiman Kawu Sumaila
(APC, Kano) confirmed the impending defection of
the PDP Reps and said they expect more to join
APC after the ruling party’s National Assembly
primary election in the coming days.
‘Defectors’
From Kaduna State, Reps Jagaba Adams Jagaba
and Isah Ashiru have already dumped the PDP,
while four of their colleagues from Bauchi State
have also notified the leadership of their
intention.
Two members from Akwa Ibom State including
Rep. Robinson Uwak are set to join APC and four
others from Kebbi State anytime soon.
“We are certain that after the primaries more
PDP members will join us in the APC,” Rep. Kawu
Sumaila said.
Sources in the Senate also said Senators Atiku
Bagudu from Kebbi State and Saidu Alkali from
Gombe State are also talking with parliamentary
opposition leaders ahead of their formal
defection.
Bagudu, sources said is defecting because of
misunderstanding with Governor Saidu Dakingari
over his return ticket, the same with Alkali who www.dailytrust.com.ng/daily/top-stories/40692-21-reps-2-senators-set-to-dump-pdp
lost out in the just concluded PDP congress.

pls engineers in d House help me my hard disk is fluctuating don't know why?