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Celebrities / Re: Tunde Onakoya Receives A Heroic Welcome Upon His Return To Nigeria (Pics/Video) by Jimafe31: 3:14pm On Apr 24
Tunde Onakoya in USA - Hero
Bola Ahmed Tinubu in USA - Heroin

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Business / Re: Naira Depreciates To ₦‎1,300/$ In Official Market by Jimafe31: 12:38pm On Apr 24
StOla:
You are so happy with this news.

You are now motivated to rush out this news like when it was heading towards N2000 in February, but lacked motivation to rush out the news when it was appreciating downwards to N1000?
Foolish boy

It was 198 in 2014, how can it 'drop' from 198 to 1000?

APC is a big failure from the incompetent Buhari to the Criminal drug lord Tinubu

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Foreign Affairs / Re: ISRAELI Weapon Damaged Iranian Air Defenses Without Being Detected by Jimafe31: 9:33pm On Apr 20
Death to all islamists terrorist

Wipe away Islam off the face of the earth and see everlasting peace on earth

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Science/Technology / Re: US-Based Nigerian Nurse Captures The Solar Eclipse by Jimafe31: 11:07am On Apr 09
She overreacted

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Mohammad Reza Zahedi Killed In Israeli Strike Was Architect Of October 7 by Jimafe31: 11:11pm On Apr 05
Tranquillity360:
Why are all terrorists Muslim?
Islam is a Cancer to humanity
Celebrities / Re: Video Of Bobrisky Spraying Naira At Eniola Ajao's Movie Premiere by Jimafe31: 6:56pm On Apr 04
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Fixed 📌
this Homo Erectus vulture griller is allowed to quote another person but he can't be quoted
Crime / Re: NDLEA Intercepts Illicit Drugs Concealed In African Salad, arrests suspects by Jimafe31: 3:35pm On Mar 31
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These sets of animals that keep disgracing our darling nation for obodo abroad and for inside our darling nation no dey ever tire?
Dem take fraud, stealing, drugs and all manners of crimes swear for dem?
Animalistic bastards

Always in the news for the very wrong reasons.
May God save Nigerians from these idiots that keep bringing the country to to disrepute.
They have all the opportunities to work legitimately, but fraud and crime is engraved on their forehead.....almost naturally!

They will come back home forming Slay queens!



Why not shut up if you have nothing reasonable to say, are they as poor as the poorest people?
Better no let people come for your head Oga romantic!
Oshisko!!


Guys,
Legit Hustle is the way to a good and beautiful life,
That you will enjoy your money with peace of mind.
Keep pushing on guys, One day Hustle go pay.
God no go shame una



Likes? we don't post for likes sir.
We only make our post and move on.
But quote and mentions may help tho,
That helps the Ministry...BIGTIME wink

BTW,
We no be bro o,
We are simply WE!



We have drug dealers and fraudsters in every tribe and regions in Nigeria please.
It is a personal thingy by criminals and fools, not by tribe.
Only some sets of animalistic fraudsters giving our whole tribe a bad name, it's not about our tribe at all.
Please take note Sir Polo!
Tinubu is a drug lord
Business / Re: Family Releases Burial Rites For Wigwe, Wife, Son Who Died In Air Crash by Jimafe31: 1:57pm On Feb 28
Domaining101:
You have someone who is willing to give you 5 million naira in this present economy and the person asks you to choose between using the money to sponsor your education in a PRIVATE university for 5 years or use the money to start up any business of your choice. Assuming you are in your early 20's say 20-23 and considering the current situation of things in Nigeria, which of these options would you pick and why?
education
Celebrities / Re: Man Left Heartbroken After Omah Lay Grind His Girlfriend On Stage by Jimafe31: 5:00pm On Feb 22
EreluRoz:
Nonsense , if he was actually a real boyfriend she won't have the audacity to accept his offer, I blame the man for everything that happened.

I wonder why some ladies go crazy over these guys, the way I will dry him ehn.

If na me and all these musicians remain for this earth it's konji that'll kill all of them kos ordinary hug they'll not get.

fool
Family / Re: A Strange Woman In My Home! Please How Do I Go About It? by Jimafe31: 11:20am On Feb 22
Hmmm
Politics / Re: VP Shettima Confirms Interception Of 45 Trucks Moving Maize Out Of Nigeria by Jimafe31: 7:51pm On Feb 20
You Obid1ots almost convinced me that Tinubu is a dumb useless old man.

Thank God I listened to him myself,

And I saw first hand by myself that the man is an epitome of excellence, astute selflessness and sagacious brilliance.

Now look at our economy, look at the Surplus food, look at the capital gains of Naira in the FX.

Look at the sanity in the populity, look at the boom of SMEs.

Look at the safety of lives and kindred. Look at our rapport with Niger and our other neighbors

Look at all the good things we would have missed.

Thank God I had a mind of my own.

Who is a Trader besides the tamer of the Atlantic Ocean?

Long Live The BAT jare

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Career / Re: Should I Go For A Masters Degree Or Remain Jobless At Home? by Jimafe31: 7:50pm On Feb 20
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What a funny question 😄

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Hehehehe grin cheesy

Please [b]don't leave us
🤣 😂 😃
Lawyer Layi in da building....


Well as dem MANNA wey we be,
We go advice you Bucketman,

Vulture griller

Vulture griller
Please, go for your Master's degree and don't remain jobless at home biko.
Na beg we dey beg you ooo.
Is dat all ?!



Btw,
Do you still live with your parents?
Let's start from here undecided



Oh, we see!


Everything good.
We bo be Mr oooo,
We are simply WE.
Do have a great day sir.
Politics / Re: FG Set To Audit ₦‎23 Trillion Ways And Means Debt – Edun by Jimafe31: 2:48pm On Feb 20
Where are Helinues, Vulture Griller and other Homo Erectuses who supported APC before during and after the election of last year?

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Fashion / Re: Girl Who Stands At 6ft2inches Shares What Life Is Like For Her (pics/video) by Jimafe31: 4:21pm On Feb 19
I would like to Fu ck her

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Politics / Re: FG Seals Off Sahad Store, Abuja As Crackdown On Hoarding, Price Fixing Begins by Jimafe31: 1:53pm On Feb 16
You Obid1ots almost convinced me that Tinubu is a dumb useless old man.

Thank God I listened to him myself,

And I saw first hand by myself that the man is an epitome of excellence, astute selflessness and sagacious brilliance.

Now look at our economy, look at the Surplus food, look at the capital gains of Naira in the FX.

Look at the sanity in the populity, look at the boom of SMEs.

Look at the safety of lives and kindred. Look at our rapport with Niger and our other neighbors

Look at all the good things we would have missed.

Thank God I had a mind of my own.

Who is a Trader besides the tamer of the Atlantic Ocean?

Long Live The BAT jare.

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Travel / Re: Uk Student Visa/tier 4 Pbs - Your Questions Answered Part 9 by Jimafe31: 1:46am On Feb 07
@dduchess90 @justwise

Can dependant combine these two account for her Dependant visa POF.

1. Her naira account
2. Joint account with a friend carrying both of their full names
Romance / Re: Pictures: I Later Got Married To One Of These Two Girls by Jimafe31: 4:44pm On Feb 04
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From all of us @MANNABBQGRLLLS :

CONGRATULATIONS Beautiful couple 🎊 👏 💐 ❤️ 😍 💖

God bless your union.
Thrash
Family / Re: Married Couples: How Do You Cope With Temptation To Cheat? by Jimafe31: 7:06pm On Feb 01
Eunoiaa:
A woman's libido is something of an astronomical nature, and therefore cannot be 'tamed.' Women only get married to fulfil all righteousness, and just to, you know, satisfy the primordial urge of a man for a fulfilment found only in marriage.

So there's nothing like managing temptation for a married woman. This is a truth all men must accept to have a happier, healthier marital life. So the best you can do when you notice that your wife has started looking outside is to pick the young men she frolics with yourself. I mean, she's not doing it for the emotional benefits, she's doing it for the physical release which you alone can not supply.

So your best bet as a man is to help her pick men who are only interested in sex, too, not a man who will want to snatch her from you.

This is the secret of men of old to their long-lasting marriages, but somehow men of nowadays did not have it handed down to them, and now they have the redpill deceiving them that they should not accept a cheating woman. Hahahahahaha. See as a man, your honor is in celebrating a cheating wife, let me tell you. Don't allow bitter young men to mislead you in losing your marriage. Stay with a cheating wife, cherish her, have her needs met by different men, and you'll glow. To marry a promiscuous woman is to marry well.


So, anyway where was I? Yes. The sexual urges of a woman to mate with as much males as possible cannot be repressed. To get married to a woman who doesn't have this urge is a recipe for disaster. So your best bet as a man is helping her to select the playing fields that she plants her juices in.

Let me stop here for now. When I remember more green pills for managing cheating as a married man, I'll edit this comment and add them.
Oloshi
Business / Re: 1978 Naira Exchange Rate With Dollar by Jimafe31: 7:04pm On Feb 01
system21:
The Nigeria of 1978, $13,100 was ₦10,220. What is the rate today? Bad leadership and corruption destroyed our economy.
Once upon a time in Nigeria, Naira was above dollar. That was when we were GIANT of Africa. Not anymore.
Then, $13,100 was ₦10,220
Today, $13,100 is ₦19,650,000.

Congratulations to all the supporters of failed government and corruption

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Politics / Re: Abductors Demand N100 Million For Ekiti School Children, Teachers by Jimafe31: 6:45am On Jan 31
Sad
Politics / Re: Subsidy Removal: Residents Resort To Using Ox-Drawn Carts In Katsina by Jimafe31: 3:52pm On Jan 30
Thunder fire the drug lord Tinubu and his supporters

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Travel / Re: Uk Student Visa/tier 4 Pbs - Your Questions Answered Part 9 by Jimafe31: 8:22pm On Jan 25
Is the Visa Fee for Student Dependant now £1846 or i was checking the wrong page?

Politics / Re: Governor Sanwo-Olu Receives Secretary Blinken In Lagos by Jimafe31: 8:02pm On Jan 24
God bless you admin for bringing this life changing news to front page, I mean after seeing this, I felt so motivated and it changed my whole life , now I'm a successful person and became a trillionaire at a young age. I'm an engineer, pilot, medical doctor, architect and an astronaut. I got 20 Olympic gold medals, 10 Oscars, 8 Grammys , 3 Noble prize award. I became a GCFR, GCON, CFR on the same day. Next year I'm planning to buy moon. It all happened because of this, thank you so much admin.

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Family / Re: How Can Husband Be AA And Wife Is AS, And Baby Is SS? by Jimafe31: 6:28pm On Jan 16
cyrusmillz

cyrusmillz:
Jimafe31 pls check your mail. I have a question about the dependant question you posted on another thread
Family / Re: How Can Husband Be AA And Wife Is AS, And Baby Is SS? by Jimafe31: 5:06pm On Jan 15
cyrusmillz:
Jimafe31 pls check your mail. I have a question about the dependant question you posted on another thread

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