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Even pornstars (both male and female) don't enjoy sex after 15 mins. Everything here in Africa, we take to the extreme. But this one is just looking for attention anyway.

Forget UFC, if Israel wants any Lagos girl, he doesn't need anybody's assistance to get her.

The truth is bitter. 70% of Nigerian ladies do runs. Even bankers in Nigeria today are doing runs.

Sapasenator:
By "separating them", you mean physically removing the lovers dickk from his wife's vjay right?

The guy na idiot. Imagine separating them. Shey na hens fight?

She's beautiful though inside and outside. If she's available, I will wife her fast.

mastermaestro:
It takes a serious, prepared, mindful person one month of constant interactions to know a relationship partner that is worth a future with. Guys like you will date for 15 years and still marry the devil's first daughter. I know your type.

The longer you date the more the person adjusts to deceive you in marrying them. Unless you are dull and needlessly emotional, the first few conversations reveal the person you are dealing with. Those first few impressions are the real person. What you see later are adjustments to appeal to your preferences and fantasies.

Don't be sounding unnecessarily sentimental. What you know in the first few dates are wishy-washy and hormone induced. You're trying hard to impress each other. Science and tradition both agree that people who date longer get to know their partners better and have more solid marriages.

Two months of online dating . You see person face to face sef, dey sleep dey wake up together, you don't know them talkless of meeting someone online. The way some Nigerian men think baffles me. May God bless their home. I just pity whatever children the union will bring. They didn't sign up for that kind of chaos.

santaclaws:
A roadside mechanic is more enlightened than some of you half-witted commenters. How did he bring it? That's the question... If you were not an illiterate, you'd know he had no power to bring anything, it was the investors themselves who set up GSM service in Nigeria, so why did he feel entitled to list that as an achievement?

What happened to national carriers like NITEL? What did he do with NEPA? Rail nko? Same OBJ who was bribing the senate to allow him contest for 3rd term in office.... Yeye dey smell.

Investors came out of the air. See 'enlightened' one

santaclaws:
Obasanjo was one of the most inefficient presidents this country ever produced. He couldn't even fix Lagos-Ibadan express road, neither did he fix Ota road, a federal road in his own state...

Yet baba's achievement is "bringing GSM to Nigeria" as if he owns the telcos that came to invest...

He shouldn't have brought GSM so you wouldn't be here posting rubbish. Obasanjo's regime was the most prosperous time in Nigeria. He solidified Nigeria's status as African giant, paid a huge foreign debt, established organizations like ICPC, EFCC, NDDC, and attracted lots of investors. The reason why it's easy to finish most of you with propaganda is because your poor thinkers.

Ode omo. Everything now na content

You'll start seeing a lot of dick measuring contestants here. The real people who are making 10M + per month don't need to shout. BTW, if you're earning 150k per month, go and up your skills.

Lalami3232:
Not just politicians, sir. Most men are fathering children that are not theirs, especially the first child and the last borns. I will only vote for a politician that will campaign about DNA test been free in 2027. You know say you no get money for DNA test and you dey go marry a non-virgin. No be juju be that?
What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news.

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes a.k.a non-virgins can't be trusted atall

A woman don do this guy shege

Seyi Makinde is a smart dude. One of the best governors Oyo state has ever had. But he might get played by APC. He should make amends with the party that brought him into power. He has a better chance as Atiku's VP since the North won't accept him right now. Wike and the rest don't stand a chance.

discusant:
After this early LIES by Bayo Onanuga, I stopped reading.


Former Vice President Atiku Abubakar this evening tweeted the absurd: he warned security agencies against using lethal force against looters and arsonists who masqueraded as protesters.

Atiku Abubakar did not tweet the above information.

Yea. They've made the propaganda fit their narrative so the gullible online foot soldiers can carry on from there. I read Atiku's tweet. It was sensible and apt.

Wherever an army commander sanctions the kiling of hundreds of protesters (looting or not), you have something not different from a NAZI dictatorship. And whenever regime changes, that commander will be brought to book for the killings.

One thing is sure. Tinubu has lost the North. By 2027, he's going into political retirement just like Buhari

emkz:
I read Atiku's submission and extracted the following:

(1) Atiku never condemned insurrectionists who waved the Russian flag.

(2) Atiku never dissociated himself from those who asked for regime change and asked Tinubu to resign and hand over to Atiku.

(3) Atiku was speaking tongue-in-cheek against the violent protesters. The fact is that the majority were rioting in Kano, Kaduna and Jigawa.

(4) Atiku issued a subtle threat against the military and said they'd be brought to book. Atiku Abubakar, no sensible commander in chief openly censures his troops. If the troops mess up, he takes the fall. Atiku also called on UN and ICC to closely monitor the situation in Nigeria and hold the leadership and security accountable. Time and time again, Atiku proves why he is unfit to lead any country. You don't undermine your own country like that.

(5) Atiku has not commiserated with the families of the dead and has not even visited to pretend to show concern.

(6) Atiku has not joined the rioters to show solidarity.

Someone made a comment about Atiku on his statement reproduced as follows:



Former Vice President Atiku, I highlighted Paul Ibe from professorPABX's submission because you'd recall on your birthday November last year and in May this year, I suggested to you as follows:



I had to reproduce this to remind you that what I said earlier about some of these people are now seen by others. These people need to guide you properly. Your media appearances and some of your tweets have only shown you as desperate.

You had no business threatening our armed forces. That was taking buffoonery too far.

If he talks about this government gunning down innocent youths in the north, you APC online plants will talk. If he doesn't, you'll talk.

But when did the punishment for looting become automatic killing? And in the UK referenced, are they gunning down young protesters, some of whom aren't even involved in the protest? Imagine gunning down a child of 3. If you support the killings, you're not just delusional, you're evil. You and the loud mouth Bayo are dangling between delusion and hypocrisy.

MasterJayJay:
Doesn't change the fact that I must marry a virgin.


Even God had to choose a virgin for Jesus to come into the world.

More cases of paternity fraud has to do with women who did not marry as virgins.

The probabilty of a virgin bride being faithful is much more higher than others who are not virgins.

The man even said he met her as a virgin, not that they had their first sex after wedding. If you fornicated with a woman and deflowered her in the process, then marry her after few months. You did not marry a virgin.

You're a young boy who hasn't seen life. Virginity is a good virtue but if your own way to judge a woman's character is her hymen, you're in for a rude awakening

If Russia wasn't interested before, they are covertly interested now. They'll definitely test the waters and see if Nigeria can be lured away from US and dollar dependence.

Adeyinka12:
One way or the other tinubu’s vicious cycle must be broken.
Prof. Wole Soyinka
Today, 4th of Aug. 2024

He said "this" not Tinubu

If you think this isn't constructive criticism enough, then you should go back and collect all the money spent on your education because it's a waste.

The way Soyinka used the analogy of bread and bullets is apt.

I don't say much about Igbo politics. But they are the most confused politically. You guys don't really know what you want.

Nigeria is not a capitalist economy. It's a bad execution of capitalism. Socialism is communism and it'll worsen the situation. What the country needs is a free flow of money, and not the "sharing formula" among the elites.

Chinkoalhaji34:
Na wah! Another protest that will lead to more wahala for citizens.

Abuja don dey turn to protest ground, but who wan listen?

All these protests just dey disrupt normal life, make we face our reality instead.

This AI bot again. It's the ending that always give you off. What's your own reality?

This one has always been a political tool. Only small kids and old sentimental people don't know that. He had always been working for Tinubu underground, even while shouting Yoruba Nation.

Chinkoalhaji34:
Ah, the drama never ends!

Sunday Igboho, always stirring the pot. It’s like watching a movie where the plot twist just keeps coming. But let’s be real, no matter the noise, the heart of the matter remains. The call for a better future for our people cannot be silenced. Those who truly care will always find a way to keep the conversation going, even when the path gets rocky. Let’s not forget, unity is strength!

Of course. Unity is strength filiponzaghi The theme for next week should be united we stand, divided we fall.

MasterJayJay:
APC bots using chat gpt to babablu bulabu..

The AI chat dey even score own goal. It doesn't acknowledge that Ajuri is working for Tinubu.

I've been seeing that Philiponzaghi and Salewa97's posts all over. Looks like the guy created multiple accounts but you can easily tell all his posts sound alike and just like something AI will generate. It's like they even gave them a theme for the week. This week it's about unity among Nigeria's youthful population APC dolts.

See APC jobbers with their stench on this post. In 2 years to come, you'll keep talking about Peter Obi like he's the cause of all your troubles. I don't support Obi, I have been vocal about my support for Atiku since 2017, but men the kind of empty brain talks you people put out about this Obi just helps to keep marketing him.

And people like Peter Obi, Kenneth, Reno, Fani, Anyim Pius, Buhari who jump from party to party are not politicians, they are simply political prostitutes. Smart people would not take them serious.

Anyone who controls the oil industry in Nigeria has a say in governance. If Dangote wins this, it'll be much bigger than all of his other investments combined. But the oil tycoons will put up a tough fight. There are many fallacies in the article up there. The writer was only trying to appear smart but made himself look dumb.

Yes Dangote was selling at $50 more to local marketers because NNPC will rather give their oil to Indonesia rather than refine it locally. So he had to source oil from the US. If as a business man, I have to ship materials from another country, then customers have to bear some of that cost. That's business 101. And even at that, the oil was still far better and still cheaper than what most marketers sell to Nigerians, because shipping costs is shared rather than one marketer bearing it. Enough of the false narratives!

zebszebs:
This woman can lie!!!

This same person who said she was going to sue the United Nations and wanted the United Nations to give account of money spent in Nigeria?

I believe she has mental issues and is barely managing it

With how incoherent you sound, you are the one that should get checked for mental issues.

See idiots saying she should mention names. As if she's gaining anything by making the reveal. The names that have been mentioned who has it helped? Slowpokes

Greyman11:
There is nothing to regret here. This is really a frustrating situation to find yourself in oo. A girl always calling you and not having anything to tell you can be soul draining, the annoyance is when she tries to guilt trip you after several calls that you are avoiding her only for you to pick and she's just responding to your comments and questions and not able to say anything.. You really don't want to be in that place especially if you are into Crypto or tech, you might loose it on such a lady.

As a man, you shouldn't be a talkative anyway, especially with a woman. That's how to lose respect. If there's nothing important to talk about again, then good nite. But girls like that open up more over time, especially when you have more shared experiences.

Lucifyre:
They can't communicate properly period, online or physically. They always expect you to do the heavy lifting. There's one ive been speaking to, she's so into me, always calling and texting. U'ld call and text someone but u can't move the convo forward or contribute meaningfully, i always have to do the heavy lifting, so why texting and calling if u got nothing to say?! Recently ive purposefully started mirroring her.

The last time we spoke after she called i didn't to the heavy lifitng as usual, see how dry the convo was, u could hear crickets, i wanted to literally lol. Simply told her this is boring, i have a lot of work to catch up on. I know she might have felt bad but hopefully it would make her improve. Luckily for me though, most of the females around me are not like that but when u meet these dry types it can be annoying and draining.

You'd prolly regret breaking up with such a girl. Those ones have a million things going on in their minds but don't know how to say it to you. They'll rather show than tell. And they are very respectful. I'd personally go for this over the one that's always telling me her life story.

MikeofKd:
She shout at every slight argument and uses plenty curse words too. Said her body count is zero but she has 2 sugar daddies in lekki , said if we got married she can't cook or do laundry that it's me that gonna do that or I hire a house help lol.

Every time I didn't bend to her will , she would say i'm toxic. Said I'm confused and I don't know what I want cus I didn't do what she asked me to do. She is a master of manipulation and deception but when u correct her she would turn d table around and come for your head.

Said she's a virgin but then when I asked her to moan on phone she was moaning like a pro trust me I know a pro. She lies like mad , using church activities to cover her dirty lifestyle cus her Dad is a pastor lol , fooling her parents but not me , if she's having a bad day rather than talking about it she would be transferring aggression to everyone. Thank God I left. She was a death trap.

Master manipulator. Most of these so-called church girls have become adept at manipulation