₦airaland Forum

Gynacologist: hmmmm....mks sense.

yeah tanx bro!

TiffanyJ: Jimwalex, mikedimeji and my other abusites, a friend of mine just called to inform me that posting is out.
Can any of you confirm this?

i hav a frnd who is in skool already.he promised to call me if anythn happens but he hasnt..btw tanx for d info.i wld be in zaria 2mrw morning by God's grace..when u wan show...wat abt u mikedimeji,when?

zerray: its scam nah

alright then

WhytJane: I have seen it o!
its abt dis 2015 election campaign for Goodluck if u join they will tell you toconnect more 50 people...
and I didn't see where they wrote they will give graduates 50k monthly...

aiit tanx...dat means u hav tried it.

Got ds 4rm a friend I dono how real it is but dr is
no harm in trying #my thought#. Inline wit d
transformaton agenda of President Goodluck. Good
news to all Nigerian Graduate, TAN d
Transformation Ambassador of Nigerian say dat 50
million job will be created and all graduate not
working will b entittled to #50,000 every month
this is good news. Therefore all you nid do is to
log on dis link to register before 31 july and
payment start by september don't be left out.
http://www.tan.org.ng/onestar/register.php?
id=62485. Pls share to others I just share
MODIFIED..
some frnds sent d above to me on my whatsApp
and BBM..so i want to knw if anybody here has
seen it b4

Got ds 4rm a friend I dono how real it is but dr is no harm in trying #my thought#. Inline wit d transformaton agenda of President Goodluck. Good news to all Nigerian Graduate, TAN d Transformation Ambassador of Nigerian say dat 50 million job will be created and all graduate not working will b entittled to #50,000 every month this is good news. Therefore all you nid do is to log on dis link to register before 31 july and payment start by september don't be left out. http://www.tan.org.ng/onestar/register.php?id=62485. Pls share to others I just share

MODIFIED..
some frnds sent d above to me on my whatsApp and BBM..so i want to knw if anybody here has seen it b4

kennykg: good moring all
tjaz, bukason
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greetings bro

to remind d celebrant dat he/she is getting older and would die someday like d candle..

yokiti: A season ordained for purification and reconciliation to Almighty God. I am wishing you all the blessedness of the end of the holy month of Ramadan. Happy Eid el Fitri.
Barka de sallah to:
Al- gaosu Jimwalex
mama adin Hajia heemah.
Shehu sodiqyinka
Sheikh Noordean and all other Muslim faithfuls.

thanx alot boss..really appreciate!

sampete: I read somewhere on this website dat certificate, statement of result/ notification of result are some of the things we need to take along....I only have statement/notification of result, I don't have d certificate yet....I'm a fresh graduate of uniben, finished sometime Around February. Plis, how do I get this certificate...and do I have to wait for sometime befor it can be issue to me

what u need is statement of result OR certificate..either of d two would do..ciao!

kushsy: Casualties r high due to women who to go buy kerosene by d road side..burnt to ashes

there are alot of people trying to get to the scene..sirens going up n down..patiently waiting for official release

Another bomb blast in NNPC mega station,Hotoro Kano.i am presently in Hotoro,where i reside,trying to get more details but it has not been easy as the roads leading to the place have been blocked by the uniform men..more details later

f I don't shake or hug u when we meet;
If I don't kiss u with all the obvious advances
you give me;
If I come to your house with my cup, plate and
spoon to wine and dine with you;
If I don't sleep on your bed, rather I lie on the
floor;
If I don't use your toilet rather I request for a
bucket to poop in when I come visiting;
If after visiting and before I leave, I wash myself
and burn the cloths I wore to visit you, please
don't be mad at me.
It's not as if I don't want anything to do with
you. I am just obeying the rules of Ebola
Virus .The Era of HIV is gone and I survived. I
must survive this!!!

mikedimeji: Happy Sunday and happy sallah to every one and our Muslim brothers and aunties respectively. Jimwalex I greet u oo no forget will be expecting ur chopper

no gwam bro..i greet u too..happy sunday!

heemah: jonzin scale..it cnt b sighted today..moreso,i fnk it sud b monday so dt Teamsaturday n Teamsunday can brk d same day..wah du u fink??

even if d moon was nt sighted yesterday and Eid is monday,d ruling is dat, Teamsunday would still hav to pay back d remaining one..Allah wa halam.
btw,happi Eid-il-fitri..wia is valentinooo,oya lets go hajia heemah's place o

Valentinooo: Just my provisions to go. But this one wey pple say dem dey reject can beverages now i no know o coz that's what i have in mind to buy

dat shouldnt be a problem bro..all u hav to do is to buy d sachet ones to be on d safer side.or better still,u can take d risk n buy d can ones.just as heemah said,some camp may nt mind.

Valentinooo: Just my provisions to go. But this one wey pple say dem dey reject can beverages now i no know o coz that's what i have in mind to buy

dat shouldnt be a problem bro..all u hav to do is to buy d sachet ones..even garri ijebu is packaged in a sachet nw

DrPhilABd: If u got a Sister, I believe she is beautiful... She neva 'flatulate' for ur presence before?

she fit? i go whop her a slap na lolz..hw u dey jor

Valentinooo: Thanks bro. Infact i almost bought those stainless type food flask then but just changed my mind to go for the rubber type.

So how preparation?

dats berra to be on d safer side...preratn is in top gear o bro..in fact,in gear 7 nw..hp u hav gotten EVERYTHING

Valentinooo: What of my stainless cup those types with cover, hope they will accept that

lolz..sorry bro,they wont..in fact if u lyk wrap it with paper gold..

heemah: in ma hostel, na shotput sure pass..we go dey gist ontop am sef..

oh..oh..my G.o.d!! lolz..i used tink dat u gals dnt..#mouth agaped#

DrPhilABd: Den u tot wrongly. Come to Uniben Hall 2, u ll be amazed.

chaiii... chaiii...u knw wat,honestly i used think dat fyn and sophisticated gals lyk u,cleoqueen,heemah,traecey,tiffanyj,God's favourite,cutiepie01,enimoney,debbygirly et al no dey excrete or flatulate(a.k.a toot,poot,pass gas,bombshell lolz) oh...bt on a serious note,DO THEY? just curious ni jare..

TiffanyJ: Jim, i'm currently in kaduna south, not zaria. I pray this issue get solved before wednesday

aiit..ameen oh

Rehabilitation of course! afterall it's a psychiatric case

mike404: DONT WORRY BRO, YOUR SLAVE MASTERS ARE ALL DOING FINE OVER THERE

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tiffanyj,hope u are reading dis..hw is d situation out there

Ojestas: U see now! it because i like u,i dnt want u to b hrt broken, dis guy will just break ur hrt and go away, unlike me; i dont e-flirt and i am even e-single.

nw u are talking!

Ojestas: he go just turn you to mistress. He already did e-wedding with Ada. Run ooo

like seriously,wat xactly is ur problem wit samgune ojestas baba..why dnt u just confess dat u hav a hidden agenda.who knws he might just leave heemah for u asfterall he has 'sister-zoned' her..lolz

DrPhilABd: Shotput on ma Mind

tot women dnt do dat *surprised*

DrPhilABd: Eh Eh!? Is it bad?

no..nt all! in fact very sweet!

DrPhilABd: Lol... No o... D smoked fish & salt is to use in soaking garri.

GARI AND SALT?!

Samguine: I haven't seen it o. Been looking for the clear version since. Na cinema dub full all this torrent sites . Judging from the previous ones, it should be a blockbuster. Download am sharpally

ok tnx bro..wld give it a trial