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ern..ern..pls is there any movie lover here. .? wld lyk to know one or two tinz abt TRANSFORMERS(AGE OF
EXTINCTION) b4 i waste my data!

Hissexcellencie: Ashley Young scored 2goals yesterday, Young pls I am begging you, don't let us miss out on Di Maria by deceiving Louis VanGaal; we know you too well. Be a hero like Bebe and push for an exit. #MUfc

xctly my thought!

ratiken: If you really dont feel stupid after spewing this trash, then yours is a psychiatric case.

what is dis one saying..? aja jonathan,mtcheeew..

hmmm..thought some GEJ dogs said obasanjo was saying rubbish when he accused the presidency of attempting to kill some prominents Nigerians...
some of his dogs even said gen. Buhari fake d whole thing..what a laugh!

mikedimeji: U are not far from the truth. But in my own case I get to know the place Becos someone said I should meet him there one day then I told him I don't know the place, so he describe the place. For the number of years I spent in ABU I didn't have a gf.

wow..ur own better oh!

TiffanyJ: my girlfriend's normally took us there. Suya and ice cream things. Lolz

hmmm Tiffany!!! galfrnd abi boyfrd?!!

TiffanyJ: tnx,but have you met a bajjurian? Lol

ha plenty sef..room mates,class mates n school mates..there was a time i even startd learning d dilect.lolz

mikedimeji: There are a lot of places I don't know in ABU but 90's I Sabi am, it's between chapel and where u picked ur unfinished elective Aminaology 507. Lol

hahahaha..i would hav been surprised if u had said that you didnt know the place..bro gals sabi dat place die! na only if u no get galfrnd for school u no go sabi dat kind place oh..lolz

mikedimeji: I pray oo, how that side. Hope say u go bring sallah meat come Zaria sha

sure..i go bring and add another one for u at 90's! hope u remembr d place..if u cant ask tiffanyj,all abu gals knw d place..lolz

TiffanyJ: bajju, kaduna state

so tiffany u are bajju! my adopted dilect..sweet dilect,good people..if i may ask,are ur ppl specially taught hw to be good n nice or wot..

mikedimeji: That's exactly what am saying, 24hrs curfew now. So am already contemplating, may be I should just send some one to pick the letter joor. I tire for the whole flying bomb

hmmm bro no be small thing oh,u no tire reach me oh..bt dnt worry,d curfew wld be relaxed soon.lets just hp for d best

moshmod101: seriously bro...

so i heard o..somebody posted somethn related to dat here

mikedimeji: Jimwalex good evening, how was ur day. Abeg which side u dey stay. Try hire helicopter now make u just stop for lokoja pick me make we enter Zaria Becos right now I have already developed atmosophobia

hahahaha...bt y na? well,if dats wat u want i wld pick u up.dow m in kano presently bt i may go to ilorin b4 going to school so i wl branch lokoja wit my private jet..lolz
bt guy kaduna dey boil nw o..2 bomb targeted at a popular islamic scholar and general moh'd buhari respectively xploded 2day.

moshmod101: All I need get now is d beverages and my Garri ijebu!! After dis ayam 100% good 2 go...how u doing 2day mates??

bro while buying remember dat d beverages inside tins are nt allowed..

TrebleChamp: Thank you so much, May Allah continue to increase our knowledge in Islam and life generally.

Aamen!

cent4live: Hello peeps.... Pls I need clarification on Lasgidi Orientation.... Since Lag will b havin 2 streaming.. Does it mean it will b Aug 5th and Sept 1st.... Pls I need anyone with better explanation

yes,dats what d information on their website says

lorddaywalker: jIMWALEX waddidu?

d only recognizd Queen's hubby..hp u gd bro

inansslik: guy dat course ehn!! sha 9 credit load no ezy ooo

lolz...m suspecting u hav A's in those course..

TrebleChamp: Please i have a question; when performing nofilat at midnight for special prayers expecially on the last 10 days of ramadan,

1) it is necessary for one to recite suras out loud or silently (like we do when performing dhuri and asri salat)?

2) which sura is advisable to recite after suratul fatiha?

Thank you

it is advisable to recite soorah aloud..
just as d OP said,lenghtier soorah is more rewarding.[Durr al-Mukhtar, Radd
al-Muhtar]
in some mosques,they make use of Quran by holding it whenever reciting long soorah..you can do dsame if u can not recite lenghty soorah offhand.
However,It is recommended to start the night vigil with
two short rakats, because of the hadith of Abu
Hurayra that the Prophet Muhammad (Allah bless
him and give him peace) said,"It you get up for
night prayer, start with two short rakats."[Muslim,
Ahmad, Abu Dawud]'
Allah wa halam..may almighty Allah accept our ibadah

heemah: same..Ansha ruwa lapia?

kalau..godiya nike!

heemah: samguine, traecey, mikedimeji, honeydear, Emimoney, adedeji65 (ma hubby to be..wen u go con b.price?? ), jimwalex,holutosin,whytjane, Hisexcellencie et al, Gud pm..How u guys doing?

m good hajia Raheemah..hw is d fasting going,emi ari eyin osun o

zerray: who will give out letter on PH

some school wl delegate some non adacademic staff to dat effect.it has happened b4..besides,even without d PH some school wl nt get d letter till around 3rd n 4th

mikedimeji: Good morning bro, cetèris paribùs by God's grace I should be in Zaria on Wednesday 30th. U mean u didn't finish the elective u picked in Ribaduology! That's must be Ribaduology 507 I guess. Lol, enjoy ur day.

hahaha..yeah,Ribaduology 507 and Aminology 507..Till una show,make i go prepare d ground

Hissexcellencie: e don tey since I hear dis line. see as e dey tortori me

hmmm...guy whc one be ur own na,my xcellency..dis is hw dem dey start oh lolz

TiffanyJ: i will be in zaria on the 28th or 29th. Come to think of it, isn't 28th a public holiday?
Mikedimeji and Hassan85, when when are you going for your call -up letters?
Jimwalex that your unfinish business should better finish o. Make your madam at the top catch you...

hehehe..notin dey happen jor..yeah,i believe dat 28th and/or 29th wld be public holiday bt i dnt tink dat wl stop them frm giving out d letters..i hope i wl meet u guys in skool

TiffanyJ: hmmm...you really are so funny but your wish is my command.

really? dnt worry,i wld soon make a wish dat u might nt obey o..lolz..i hope d tips worked.
btw,when are u planning to enter zaria for d call up letter.
mikedimeji,wat abt u,when do u intend to gbori wole? as for me,i wish to be in zaria on d 26th or 27th in sha Allah so as to hav tym to flex a bit..i hav unfinished business in Amina and Ribadu..

TiffanyJ: lol. I'm waiting

lolz..just drop dat ur phone,free ur mind from dat guy's 'thoughts' and close ur eyes..dats is it!

TiffanyJ: sleep disappeared from my eyes o. I'm ok, you?

m cool n ok..do u care to make d sleep reappear again? i can gv u some tips

TiffanyJ,watzup! dis one dat u are awake by dis tym..u no dey sleep?

holutosin: U ar ryt n i jst learnt sumtin new 4rm u 2nyt. 10ks.

my pleasure..u are welcm

holutosin: Alryt. No prob abt dat, av even 4gotten abt d issue. U ar quite funny o because d statement is gone wit d old thread.

m happy fr dat..
lolz,bt is nt dat funny oh..some tym wat u consider as 'no big deal' might be serious dan u can imagine!

holutosin: Rily? Am doin great, n u?

m fyn..in d old thread,i mistankenly quoted u. after whc u demanded fr an apology..i did d very day d big tsunami hit nairaland so i dnt think u got to c it..