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NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Jimwalex(m): 7:48am On Aug 02, 2014
ewosk: am believing it as d day draws closer......Moving from Warri...
katsina is good place o,believe me! portable bt beautifl city..make sure u get posted to either katsina,daura or funtua..best of luck!
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Jimwalex(m): 10:04pm On Aug 01, 2014
lets cheers up a bit..dis house is too dull for my liking..oya make una take dis..

PLS WHAT SHLD I DO?
I met this girl on fb and we ve been
chatting for 6 months now. On sallah
day, i logged in and i saw her online,
and we started chatting immediately.
ME: Hello dear
HER: hi barka da sallah.
ME: same to u dear
HER: so where is my sallah gift?
ME: Habba! Big girl like u is asking for
sallah gift?.
HER: Abeg oo. Me am nt a big girl oo. U
wnt to
deny me
sallah gift abi? ....
I quickly wnt to buy
N500 card and
send the pin into her chat inbox....
ME: dear manage this pls.
HER: noo, pls am only joking. I will nt
take that.
ME: pls pls.
HER: and i refuse. I cnt take anything
from u.
....i quickly loaded the card and
transfered it into her line acct...
HER: u think u are smart eh? ....a
minute latter
heard an alert
msge tang-tang..''N1 000 is transfered
to u
from...''
ME: whats the meaning of that?
HER: i told u, u shldnt.
...(this girl wan show me big girl abi?) i
used my
last N2000 to buy card, load
am, making N3000 and send it to her.
....
Some minutes latter, an alert, tang-
tang..''N6000 is transfered to u
from....''
chaiii..this girl wan try me? And i dnt
hv any money again! I called my friend
and borrowed the
N6000 he
was keeping for his landlord, i told him
i will be expecting N24,000 in the next
5min and i will pay him back...i quickly
buy card of N6000, and sent her the
N12,000..and i kept my phone close to
my ear
expecting
alert...
ten minutes
later, instead of msg alert, it was a
call from her...''Hello dear, jst call to
thank u for the sallah gift..we'll chat
latter''....cha iiiii!!!!(am sweating
siriously) Now, landlord is on my
friends neck
and he is on my neck too!
What shld i do?
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Jimwalex(m): 9:25pm On Aug 01, 2014
DrPhilABd: Hello Everyone... I'm yet to collect my callup letter... Bt I ll be getting it tomorrow at Uniben Sports Complex.
Whr are my pple Tracey, Jimwalex, samguine, God's favourite, Luvlycute, Zerray, DarkChocolate, macuwon & d others? Abeg mk una quote me with whr dey post una go o... I'm waiting while shaking because I got a call dis morning stating dt the whole posting process ws hijacked in Abuja & dts y most runnings ain't working.
dear i was posted to T.A.R.A.B.A oh!!!!!!!
NYSCRe: Taraba State Batch B14 Let's Meet Here by Jimwalex(m): 12:28pm On Aug 01, 2014
also be aware dat we are advised to open saving acct in some bank as there would not be cash payment after orientation camp..
NYSCRe: Taraba State Batch B14 Let's Meet Here by Jimwalex(m): 12:23pm On Aug 01, 2014
i got dis frm nysc taraba website..
Information For Prospective Corps
Members
Welcome to Taraba State "Nature Gift to Nation"
It is yet another service year and you have been
posted to serve Nigeria in Taraba State. Whilst we
appreciate your apprehension as you make the
transition from a partial or total dependence on
family to a life of partial or total independence from
family and familiar culture, we assure you of our
support to make your service year a worthwhile
experience.
Accept our congratulations on the successful
completion of your academic pursuit that has
qualified you for mobilization to this dignifying task
of nation building. With the right attitude, a
commitment to leave your mark in the sands of
time and an ‘eye for opportunities’ the next one
year can be an exciting adventure of possibilities.
Welcome to the natures gift to the nation. We hope
you will make it your gift: build bridges of
relationships, seize opportunities you find, impact
positively the lives that you come across and
model the values and convictions that your parents
and sponsors will be proud of.
On Arrival to Jalingo
On arrival to Jalingo, the Taraba State capital, take
a public transport, (taxi, keke napep) and ask to be
taken to Government College, Jalingo. The
temporary NYSC Orientation camp.
On Arrival to NYSC Orientation Camp
You will be expected to identify yourself and will
go through some security checks to ensure no one
with evil intensions is allowed into the camp
ground, so be very polite and cooperate fully with
the security personnel at the gate.
After the security checks at the gate, you will go
through a process of registration. From experience,
those who are fully prepared for this registration
process are quick to finish their registration and
settle down to camp life.
So, to have an easy passage through the
registration process, make sure that you have
original and photocopies of all your documents,
passport photographs and evidence of completion
of internship for doctors and pharmacists.
Orientation Camp Experience
The orientation course is a regimented
programme, you will be exposed to parades, drills
and Man “O” War. In addition you will wake up
earlier than you are used to. You will also receive
lectures on a wide range of areas which include
the culture and people of Taraba State, the
economy, geography of Taraba and a lot more. All
trainings are designed to equip you both physically
and mentally to face the challenges of national
service. Sporting and social events will also be
part of the activities on camp to create time for
you to relax and get to know each other well.
You are expected to be good ambassadors of your
parents and your institutions of learning. Avoid
anything that has to do with cultism and any act
capable of breaching peace on camp. Be obedient
to all camp rules and regulations by being regular
and punctual at all camp activities.
All services on the camp are Free. You do not have
to pay for your kits, accommodation and feeding.
Posting to areas of primary assignment is your
right, do not lobby or pay for it. We have a team of
dedicated members of staff and other camp
officials who are always ready to help you out in
cases of difficulty. Feel free to approach them when
the need arises.
We wish you a memorable orientation course. We
want you to understand that abstinence remains
the best protection against HIV/AIDS. Be vigilant
and alert camp officials of any suspicious behavior
of persons around or attended baggage’s.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Jimwalex(m): 9:41am On Aug 01, 2014
sokarsenal: . Anyways sorry bro........I wouldn't step my foot in Kano UNfortunately...these NYSC official on Channelstv this morning dey scatter my brain with better gist..........let's say I'd get 19,800 for sitting at home.....something I've been doing free since MAY
pls gist us d good news na..
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Jimwalex(m): 9:35am On Aug 01, 2014
Calakuta: Jimwalex pls any idea on trsption from kano direct to Akwa ibom?
i knw that there are luxury buses frm kano to d eartern part of d country in sabon gari and ngwa-ukwu..howevr i dnt knw if there is kano-AI direct
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Jimwalex(m): 8:29am On Aug 01, 2014
sokarsenal: . Thanks bro.........but seriously speaking of it wasn't for my family members, I WOULD NOT MIND staying in Kano........Unfortunately my whole extended family kinda lacks male children...lol......... Jimwalex stays in Kano , even if its the city......and we haven't seen him dying yet, have we?
hahaha...i have nt o,and i wl not in sha Allah!
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Jimwalex(m): 8:28am On Aug 01, 2014
mikedimeji: Hahahaha bro seriously u read my mind. Didn't just want to start saying plenty things joor that was why I just wrote #NiceCool guy trust me. I couldn't call again Becos my phone went off and I was soo tired. Trust u are good.
yeah,m gud..enjoy urself bro
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Jimwalex(m): 8:27am On Aug 01, 2014
inansslik: yh...... rivers tinz o, u nko?
congrats..taraba
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Jimwalex(m): 8:35pm On Jul 31, 2014
solvetor: I am Taraba too
where are u based n frn whc skool
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Jimwalex(m): 8:27pm On Jul 31, 2014
mikedimeji: Basically that must have been the thing. Almost if not All the people that worked it here didn't get it including me. In fact there's a lady that her sis works in NYSC Abuja, she wanted Abuja but she was posted to Abia, a lot of sad faces today but thank God for everything.
Meet with jimwalex today. #NiceCool guy.
hmmm i wl take dat as complmnt bro..bt if i must confess,meeting u today made me forgot dat i was posted to taraba for dat moment! d chemistry,rapport,n flows between us were just natural and as though we hav bn frndz for yearsss..take dis frm me;u are a cool n down to earth dude.pls keep bn urself!
my only regret is dat we didnt knw each other during our undergraduate days
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Jimwalex(m): 7:20pm On Jul 31, 2014
yokiti: It was increased during the camping for 2013 batch A. Then, about 80 percent of those posted there applied for redeployment; that action prompted the then acting governor to increase the allawee. If am chanced, I will dig out a thread where the recipient testified positively to the constant payment.
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Rhazur sir, finally, result has cancelled all insults; glory be to God in the highest. Enjoy your stay in the state that has the neatest capital city in Nigeria. Regards to all Malabites!
alright tnx so much bro..
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Jimwalex(m): 7:19pm On Jul 31, 2014
inansslik: tnx ..... it wz scaned n sent n i av colected d c / up
ok..how far nw? hp d plan worked?
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Jimwalex(m): 4:56pm On Jul 31, 2014
yokiti: welcome to one of the highest paying states. You will get #10,000 as state allawee excluding kerosine allowance. You will also enjoy environment different from what is obtainable in the North Eastern state. You can port to Cameroun as you like but stay away from Sambisa forest axis. May God continue to guide and guard you.
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Hajia Heemah and sir Valentinooo, good to hear; welcome to mallam Ribadu and former Vice president Atiku's state (though you might not go there if you redeploy from camp) you can redeploy on the security
ground. Wishing you all a safe trip to and fro your state of camping.
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Funpeter sir, I have modified the earlier post; please check it again. Good to know that you are part of the "One Big and Happy family" of God. State rural rugged should be loading now. Remember, if its not rural, it cant be rugged.
thanx so much bro..bt i heard dat d 10k for d state is rumour.hw truth is dis pls
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Jimwalex(m): 2:59pm On Jul 31, 2014
yokiti: Smeeky, please go ahead with it.
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Skateboard and other Ebonyi corpers, I will find time to answer your question later in the day. One of my oga here; Crazyman, will be in the best position to give you direction to Afikpo camp.
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My second oga on this board; Ogbeche77 will tell the Kastina peeps about the route and life in camp.
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AderibigbeAA, you are safe in you didnt laminate your call up letter. Laminating Statement of results should not hinder your registration.
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Traecey dear, I can feel the anxiety and the excitement in the air. If those thread are left without necessary action; i will cause confusion. There is no joy in closing of threads because the action is time and energy consuming. Good day to you; wishing you a glorious service year ahead.
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@ all, have we all known our states of deployment? Samguine, AdaEkube, Bukisch Enimoney Rhazur, Holutosin, DrPhilabd and her twin sister; cleoqueen, Heemah, Dr meeky, Ifyzo, rationalmind, Jimwalex, Macuwon and his twin brother Sokarsenal, Where are you people posted?
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Sodiqyinka, were you eventually posted?
yes boss..TARABA
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Jimwalex(m):
mikedimeji: @jimwalex and TiffanyJ are u two still in Zaria? On my way there, email me ur num so I can call u guys wen I reach. mobadimeji@gmail.com
safe bro..
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Jimwalex(m): 10:02am On Jul 31, 2014
inansslik: jimwalex u tink say dem go gree gv me d letter witout my statement of result ,cuz i 4get am 4 houz. u knw ABU n protocol smtymz
yeah m sorry abt dat..bt honestly it depends on ur dept.i wld suggest u giv it a trial if it doesnt work,make somebody to scan it for u then u prnt..gd luck
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Jimwalex(m): 9:19am On Jul 31, 2014
TiffanyJ: if given the opportunity, i don't know which state to redeploy to.
well,dat depends entirelly on u..bt i tink any s/w wld do..kwara is another option
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Jimwalex(m): 7:38am On Jul 31, 2014
SAUCEKID1: abeg how will i get to niger state camp from.., wait for it.... Ibadan
when u are sure of where u are staying,come back..ppl wl be here to help
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Jimwalex(m): 7:36am On Jul 31, 2014
temi4fash: Mehn dos dis mean, I am alone in Kano state... Will these bomb attack.. O God.. Pls who is in Kano.. Make I get smalll source of encouragement...
no cos for alarm bro,i stay in kano...i cant tell u dat there hav nt bn insecurity issues in kano in recent days bt then,people still dey o lolz...bt on a more serious note,if u can get redeployed fyn n good bt if u cant,just cheers up,embrace d challenge n above all,equip urself wit prayers..good luck
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Jimwalex(m):
TiffanyJ: i've seen my name. I was posted to Adamawa state. U?
i didnt get to c mine..adamawa? so wats up..wats d plan,wanna redeploy or u'll take it up..personally,i dnt tink it's dat worse cos my immediate elder bro stays there wit his family..i was there once.
nevertheless,to redeploy on security grnd wl be so so easy,so i wld advise u utilize dat option to ur advantage..best of luck!
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Jimwalex(m): 9:49pm On Jul 30, 2014
lamiwale: hi errone
anybody posted to kastina herehuh
wow..a nice place u got bro.!
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Jimwalex(m): 9:46pm On Jul 30, 2014
TiffanyJ: i just returned from the gate. The list had been removed. A security man told us that the list will be pasted in our various departments tomorrow
yeah i was there too..thought u were able to see urs before they removed it..anyways,its all good 2mrw is already here..gd luck
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Jimwalex(m): 9:01pm On Jul 30, 2014
mikedimeji: Jimwalex what's happening in Zaria, I heard they removed the thing Becos of security issues how far with u, have u checked?
bro no be small thing oh!..i could nt.what abt u,any luck? tiffanyj,hw far?
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Jimwalex(m): 4:30pm On Jul 30, 2014
heemah: Team Adamawa.....wat to dohuh Dunno whether to cry or laugh...Wen am 100% prepared for camp!! Na to dey hop ma provisions before September comes be dat...Any outing wey i get sef, i go wear ma whites go dia..Ny Adamawites in d Househuh
u posted to adamawa? it's well..dat means u wld be in stream 2
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Jimwalex(m):
TiffanyJ: not yet. You?
not yet..i was at d senate,it's being sorted out so it might still be pasted to9t n collectn wld be tomrw...mikedimeji,take note!
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Jimwalex(m): 12:36pm On Jul 30, 2014
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NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Jimwalex(m): 12:28pm On Jul 30, 2014
TiffanyJ: i'm in zaria now
hw far in ur own dept?
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Jimwalex(m): 12:24pm On Jul 30, 2014
mikedimeji: welcome and thank God for safety. Will be waiting to hear from u then
tanx..m at main gate nw but no show o...there is a rumour dat we hav to go to our respective dept for collectn..m heading to my dept nw for 1st hand informatn
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Jimwalex(m): 11:22am On Jul 30, 2014
mikedimeji: Jimwalex good morning, how far u don enter Zaria?
yes bt i never enter skool..m still in kwangila(fly over) bt on da way sha
CultureRe: The Essence Of Candles On Birthday Cakes? by Jimwalex(m): 6:30am On Jul 30, 2014
Paulv: verrrrrry 4 funnnny

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