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ewosk: am believing it as d day draws closer......Moving from Warri...katsina is good place o,believe me! portable bt beautifl city..make sure u get posted to either katsina,daura or funtua..best of luck! |
lets cheers up a bit..dis house is too dull for my liking..oya make una take dis.. PLS WHAT SHLD I DO? I met this girl on fb and we ve been chatting for 6 months now. On sallah day, i logged in and i saw her online, and we started chatting immediately. ME: Hello dear HER: hi barka da sallah. ME: same to u dear HER: so where is my sallah gift? ME: Habba! Big girl like u is asking for sallah gift?. HER: Abeg oo. Me am nt a big girl oo. U wnt to deny me sallah gift abi? .... I quickly wnt to buy N500 card and send the pin into her chat inbox.... ME: dear manage this pls. HER: noo, pls am only joking. I will nt take that. ME: pls pls. HER: and i refuse. I cnt take anything from u. ....i quickly loaded the card and transfered it into her line acct... HER: u think u are smart eh? ....a minute latter heard an alert msge tang-tang..''N1 000 is transfered to u from...'' ME: whats the meaning of that? HER: i told u, u shldnt. ...(this girl wan show me big girl abi?) i used my last N2000 to buy card, load am, making N3000 and send it to her. .... Some minutes latter, an alert, tang- tang..''N6000 is transfered to u from....'' chaiii..this girl wan try me? And i dnt hv any money again! I called my friend and borrowed the N6000 he was keeping for his landlord, i told him i will be expecting N24,000 in the next 5min and i will pay him back...i quickly buy card of N6000, and sent her the N12,000..and i kept my phone close to my ear expecting alert... ten minutes later, instead of msg alert, it was a call from her...''Hello dear, jst call to thank u for the sallah gift..we'll chat latter''....cha iiiii!!!!(am sweating siriously) Now, landlord is on my friends neck and he is on my neck too! What shld i do? |
DrPhilABd: Hello Everyone... I'm yet to collect my callup letter... Bt I ll be getting it tomorrow at Uniben Sports Complex.dear i was posted to T.A.R.A.B.A oh!!!!!!! |
also be aware dat we are advised to open saving acct in some bank as there would not be cash payment after orientation camp.. |
i got dis frm nysc taraba website.. Information For Prospective Corps Members Welcome to Taraba State "Nature Gift to Nation" It is yet another service year and you have been posted to serve Nigeria in Taraba State. Whilst we appreciate your apprehension as you make the transition from a partial or total dependence on family to a life of partial or total independence from family and familiar culture, we assure you of our support to make your service year a worthwhile experience. Accept our congratulations on the successful completion of your academic pursuit that has qualified you for mobilization to this dignifying task of nation building. With the right attitude, a commitment to leave your mark in the sands of time and an ‘eye for opportunities’ the next one year can be an exciting adventure of possibilities. Welcome to the natures gift to the nation. We hope you will make it your gift: build bridges of relationships, seize opportunities you find, impact positively the lives that you come across and model the values and convictions that your parents and sponsors will be proud of. On Arrival to Jalingo On arrival to Jalingo, the Taraba State capital, take a public transport, (taxi, keke napep) and ask to be taken to Government College, Jalingo. The temporary NYSC Orientation camp. On Arrival to NYSC Orientation Camp You will be expected to identify yourself and will go through some security checks to ensure no one with evil intensions is allowed into the camp ground, so be very polite and cooperate fully with the security personnel at the gate. After the security checks at the gate, you will go through a process of registration. From experience, those who are fully prepared for this registration process are quick to finish their registration and settle down to camp life. So, to have an easy passage through the registration process, make sure that you have original and photocopies of all your documents, passport photographs and evidence of completion of internship for doctors and pharmacists. Orientation Camp Experience The orientation course is a regimented programme, you will be exposed to parades, drills and Man “O” War. In addition you will wake up earlier than you are used to. You will also receive lectures on a wide range of areas which include the culture and people of Taraba State, the economy, geography of Taraba and a lot more. All trainings are designed to equip you both physically and mentally to face the challenges of national service. Sporting and social events will also be part of the activities on camp to create time for you to relax and get to know each other well. You are expected to be good ambassadors of your parents and your institutions of learning. Avoid anything that has to do with cultism and any act capable of breaching peace on camp. Be obedient to all camp rules and regulations by being regular and punctual at all camp activities. All services on the camp are Free. You do not have to pay for your kits, accommodation and feeding. Posting to areas of primary assignment is your right, do not lobby or pay for it. We have a team of dedicated members of staff and other camp officials who are always ready to help you out in cases of difficulty. Feel free to approach them when the need arises. We wish you a memorable orientation course. We want you to understand that abstinence remains the best protection against HIV/AIDS. Be vigilant and alert camp officials of any suspicious behavior of persons around or attended baggage’s. |
sokarsenal: . Anyways sorry bro........I wouldn't step my foot in Kano UNfortunately...these NYSC official on Channelstv this morning dey scatter my brain with better gist..........let's say I'd get 19,800 for sitting at home.....something I've been doing free since MAYpls gist us d good news na.. |
Calakuta: Jimwalex pls any idea on trsption from kano direct to Akwa ibom?i knw that there are luxury buses frm kano to d eartern part of d country in sabon gari and ngwa-ukwu..howevr i dnt knw if there is kano-AI direct |
sokarsenal: . Thanks bro.........but seriously speaking of it wasn't for my family members, I WOULD NOT MIND staying in Kano........Unfortunately my whole extended family kinda lacks male children...lol......... Jimwalex stays in Kano , even if its the city......and we haven't seen him dying yet, have we?hahaha...i have nt o,and i wl not in sha Allah! |
mikedimeji: Hahahaha bro seriously u read my mind. Didn't just want to start saying plenty things joor that was why I just wrote #NiceCool guy trust me. I couldn't call again Becos my phone went off and I was soo tired. Trust u are good.yeah,m gud..enjoy urself bro |
inansslik: yh...... rivers tinz o, u nko?congrats..taraba |
solvetor: I am Taraba toowhere are u based n frn whc skool |
mikedimeji: Basically that must have been the thing. Almost if not All the people that worked it here didn't get it including me. In fact there's a lady that her sis works in NYSC Abuja, she wanted Abuja but she was posted to Abia, a lot of sad faces today but thank God for everything.hmmm i wl take dat as complmnt bro..bt if i must confess,meeting u today made me forgot dat i was posted to taraba for dat moment! d chemistry,rapport,n flows between us were just natural and as though we hav bn frndz for yearsss..take dis frm me;u are a cool n down to earth dude.pls keep bn urself! my only regret is dat we didnt knw each other during our undergraduate days |
yokiti: It was increased during the camping for 2013 batch A. Then, about 80 percent of those posted there applied for redeployment; that action prompted the then acting governor to increase the allawee. If am chanced, I will dig out a thread where the recipient testified positively to the constant payment.alright tnx so much bro.. |
inansslik: tnx ..... it wz scaned n sent n i av colected d c / upok..how far nw? hp d plan worked? |
yokiti: welcome to one of the highest paying states. You will get #10,000 as state allawee excluding kerosine allowance. You will also enjoy environment different from what is obtainable in the North Eastern state. You can port to Cameroun as you like but stay away from Sambisa forest axis. May God continue to guide and guard you.thanx so much bro..bt i heard dat d 10k for d state is rumour.hw truth is dis pls |
yokiti: Smeeky, please go ahead with it.yes boss..TARABA |
mikedimeji: @jimwalex and TiffanyJ are u two still in Zaria? On my way there, email me ur num so I can call u guys wen I reach. mobadimeji@gmail.comsafe bro.. |
inansslik: jimwalex u tink say dem go gree gv me d letter witout my statement of result ,cuz i 4get am 4 houz. u knw ABU n protocol smtymzyeah m sorry abt dat..bt honestly it depends on ur dept.i wld suggest u giv it a trial if it doesnt work,make somebody to scan it for u then u prnt..gd luck |
TiffanyJ: if given the opportunity, i don't know which state to redeploy to.well,dat depends entirelly on u..bt i tink any s/w wld do..kwara is another option |
SAUCEKID1: abeg how will i get to niger state camp from.., wait for it.... Ibadanwhen u are sure of where u are staying,come back..ppl wl be here to help |
temi4fash: Mehn dos dis mean, I am alone in Kano state... Will these bomb attack.. O God.. Pls who is in Kano.. Make I get smalll source of encouragement...no cos for alarm bro,i stay in kano...i cant tell u dat there hav nt bn insecurity issues in kano in recent days bt then,people still dey o lolz...bt on a more serious note,if u can get redeployed fyn n good bt if u cant,just cheers up,embrace d challenge n above all,equip urself wit prayers..good luck |
TiffanyJ: i've seen my name. I was posted to Adamawa state. U?i didnt get to c mine..adamawa? so wats up..wats d plan,wanna redeploy or u'll take it up..personally,i dnt tink it's dat worse cos my immediate elder bro stays there wit his family..i was there once. nevertheless,to redeploy on security grnd wl be so so easy,so i wld advise u utilize dat option to ur advantage..best of luck! |
lamiwale: hi erronewow..a nice place u got bro.! |
TiffanyJ: i just returned from the gate. The list had been removed. A security man told us that the list will be pasted in our various departments tomorrowyeah i was there too..thought u were able to see urs before they removed it..anyways,its all good 2mrw is already here..gd luck |
mikedimeji: Jimwalex what's happening in Zaria, I heard they removed the thing Becos of security issues how far with u, have u checked?bro no be small thing oh!..i could nt.what abt u,any luck? tiffanyj,hw far? |
heemah: Team Adamawa.....wat to dou posted to adamawa? it's well..dat means u wld be in stream 2 |
TiffanyJ: not yet. You?not yet..i was at d senate,it's being sorted out so it might still be pasted to9t n collectn wld be tomrw...mikedimeji,take note! |
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TiffanyJ: i'm in zaria nowhw far in ur own dept? |
mikedimeji: welcome and thank God for safety. Will be waiting to hear from u thentanx..m at main gate nw but no show o...there is a rumour dat we hav to go to our respective dept for collectn..m heading to my dept nw for 1st hand informatn |
mikedimeji: Jimwalex good morning, how far u don enter Zaria?yes bt i never enter skool..m still in kwangila(fly over) bt on da way sha |
Paulv: verrrrrry 4 funnnny |
