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HOW TO KNOW IF YOUR MOTHER IS A NIGERIAN; . �� When you say, "Mummy, I'm Sorry!" And she replies, "Sorry for yourself!" . �� When you ask her where you should drop something and she says, “Drop it on my head." . �� When she brings food wrapped in a nylon bag from a party. . �� When you say, ''Mummy, I have fever.” And she replies you, “Why won't you have fever when you press phone every night” �� When you say, “Mummy I took 2nd in my class.” and she replies, “So the person that took first has two heads abi?” �� When she takes the DSTV remote to work, just to punish you. �� When you are watching television with her and then she sleeps off and still doesn’t want you to change the channel. �� When you tell her you are going to a friend's place to play and she asks, ''When last did that friend come here to play with you? �� When she tells you, if I hear Peem, you will hear Ween. �� When she touches hot pot comfortably without a cloth or paper. �� When she tells you, ''I didn't kill my mother, so you will not kill me''. �� When she calls you from your room upstairs and then sends you back upstairs to bring her purse. �� When you ask her to refund the money you borrowed her and she tells you, "All the food you have been eating in the house nko? Which money did you think was used in buying them?'' Our Mothers are wonderful�� May God Almighty grant them Long life so dat dey can eat d fruit of der Labour... Amen�� Kudos to all Naija Mums.. CC: lalasticlala

I picture headache number one coming Buhari's way from the NASS.

Let's keep our fingers crossed nd see how thing 'change' btw them nd him

Enuf of ds Don J vs Olamide beef Mek person hear word joor

So pathetic a story but someone should tel OP to practice 'summary' in his next thread

Rev Ejike Mbaka should be cautious of his hot romance wit Buhari because the last time I checked, Buhari doesn't have a friend.
He fixes your black azz when U err.

That tweet isn't enough for Olamide to have reacted the way he openly did. There must be more to this beef, I guess

Why did I laff

Only my Oga at top knows.....

BUT


Why Always Me

Did U submit any application to any North or South gate?

Hehehehehe........ In El-Rufai's voice, "Mere commissioner"