₦airaland Forum

marvelck:
When a girl keep givin a guy sex all the time, and also render som services to him, when she is not yet his wife, he wil either be reluctant to marry her or keep delaying it. Since he is already enjoying the benefits of a wife frm her...especially the regular sex. Girls shd wise up.

BoiledHead:
Yeah, so today is my bday. And I was waiting for my gf to arrive so I can rant and blast her for not wishing me hbd since morning.

She just came back about an hour ago and wished me a happy birthday with this cool gift. She knows I like glasses/shades alot as it's the major part of my sense of fashion. She got this Lacoste from MrPrice Mall @ 12k for me. I hope she is not into something that's not legit.

NgeneUkwenu:
I thought his followers (I mean the Brainwashed IPOB abi..IPAD Touts) said, he deliberately played into Nigerian(Zoo) Government's Hands.... Ok! We are not done Playing with him...so Nnamdi, relax and enjoy the Zoo...


Anyway, British Government, Don't Negotiate On Behalf Of Terrorists...

Nnamdi Called For Blood...and Blood He Shall See....

Waste Him Joor!!!

LudaChriz:
They said BH is not holding any territory in Nigeria.., My question: Is Alargano in Syria?


This is the worst govt I had ever seen in the whole universe. A govt that will never for once be truthful to her citizens.

Shame on all APC families!

halfricanadian:
4
If 4 starts mishehaving i will go for 1

Flexherbal:
Who is this?

JkShams:
Na ur religion be nonsense. Pastors way dey give people wife belle fa. u no call ur religion nonsense. Children love each other now u blaming it on a religion.

Trulie:
You started without making any sense of ur post but u made a whole lota sense at the end- ur religion really knows nothing.

olly12:
Technology has really gone far...

Fedric:
i wrote my jamb 29th, i was so disappointed in my self. i never knew i could score as low as 188 out of 400 marks. i feel bad and disappointed in my self. i have loved to study optometry,

what can i study with this low mark?

which university will welcome me?

gasp; despirited

yusufadebayo02:
Imagine you just got a new job and your salary is ₦850,000 monthly but your New Boss insults you too much and call you all sought of names…. You can Imagine!
What would you do?

Ogbuefi2020:
I thought he was a superman and can do everything alone?

chocolateme:
Lol.. Two pregnant elders






FTC
CHOCOLATE CREAM

Pheals:
Got something to say ...i was feeling stomach pain after i return from dad office ,i was dad gal always got nothing to do can't cook I was alone just pick my phone called mum closest pal who was a doc. Mum said they have been friends since school days she has been my physician since infant ,love me for been the only female in the house .I could not reach her on phone so I try to move out and get commercial bus to my destination before the stomach ache got worst reach the hospital saw new faces the lady in blue uniform came up to me after waiting for hours ...have already new mum is not around . "your name ? And your card no. " she said ..i look up at her " i didnt have card " then u will need to get a card and register .... I didn't need that I said humbly . we can't attend to u then , she said now she sound rude as I was about to speak a senior nurse came in " tosin what's wrong? " i explain ...she brings out a yellow card instead of a green card...and directed me to the new doctor office ...

Enter the office sat down and I gave him the card
He started asking questions later he was silent and he said "go and lied down there (pointed to a bed few inches away ) I lied down and he came up to me press my stomach with his fingers and later he said "raise your cloth up little" I do that and he start to examined again asking "here or here " I don't really no where the pain was really from so I nodded to reply him a quick no he later stop and clean his face with handkerchief and said " will you take off your skirt then" I quickly raise up my head ,face change "may be I will come back " why he asked

Nothing when mum comes I will be here" I said and walked towards the door and he later said " which mum?" Mum m.o.j
Are you m.o.j he asked no ! I reply (frustrated) ok wait .he pick up his pen and prescribed some drugs for me...I move out. U stay long tosin the senior nurse said as I handed her the note and the card she then direct me to the other door ...I was given drugs and receipt total of 15k the nurse there look up to me for cash and the other one said "aunty pls sorry you can go, can't you see the card is yellow" i used the drugs and I was alright. I kept wondering so this man knows the right thing to do "why asking me to take off my. ..."


Share yours ladies

gabinogem:
and the people that practice it are funnyer, that's part of the reason the world is very funny to me.

ernesty20:
Yoruba monkey

gabinogem:
Funny! ... religion, such a funny opium.

misspicy:
that first pix,this man is sexy



#runs away

Danfuster:
I simply don't see why you need 4x4 on an asphalt road... You need it more when your doing off roads, 4x4 on asphalt is simply over engineering. There's a reason elite jeeps and SUVs have separate gears for that.

davide470:
I am sure quite a number of you JobLanders will agree with me that it’s about time we had a chat room in this section. The most important reason being the constant derailing of serious threads which may span into pages.

Hence forth, IGNORANCE IS NO EXCUSE: All trivial gists, gossips, discussions, chat-ups, e-toasting etcetera should be done on this thread. Any defaulter to the normal Nairalan-d rules shall be... well, fill in the Gap. Also, if you have any questions for the Mods, if you want to abuse me / us, please feel free to do it here.

Post whatever you ever wanted or needed to say to your favourite JobLander (whatever that means) outside actual serious Job threads.

You can even hook-up, plan a meeting or a coup, just about anything.

Anyways, enjoy!

OnankpaBa:
Abubakar Audu buried. Now laid in grave as Imams offer prayers. Sands poured into grave amidst tears and sorrow.

Abubakar Audu not risen.

details soon



http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/193768-abubakar-audus-burial-live-updates.html

dainformant:
A big CONGRATULATION to Nigerian intellect Fatimo Adejumobi who bagged First Class in BSC Accounting & Finance from Anglia Ruskin University, Cambridge, England. ...

http://www.nationalhelm.com/2015/10/photos-nigerian-girl-bags-first-class.html

ozoigbondu:
So we should start dancing because the ancient jihadist recieved a bible which he will soon throw inside a fire.Any way shaa

shadelek:
APC looking for all possible means to snatch away the presidency from gej, no way for you people. If you like, get customized food for people, gej all the way

chychyobbi:
I was just going through comments on Buhari's daughter defending her Dad in the ongoing certificate controversy and some comments caught my eyes..lol..Some Nigeria though, they easily see mistake,, see some comments below hehe!

Hawtie! January 26, 2015 at 4:50 pm
SO Buhari’s daughter cannot spell Fourth. So the new spelling is now Forth. That is how little children would be dabbling into affairs that are bigger than them. Before You come out to defend your Father’s honour, please have your PR team run a spell check. If their Children cant spell after all the money they spent schooling them, then what hope is there for our Educational sector. Say no to Almajirism Biko.

Jane Public January 26, 2015 at 5:36 pm
I thought I was the only one that saw that. Forth ke, biko. Daddy no go school, pikin too can’t spell?

Jane Public January 26, 2015 at 5:35 pm
an intelligent person typed fourth as forth. What were you saying again about glass houses. I guess make up, nice clothes and professionally taken photographs, can make one look intelligent. Do you realise how superficial you sound.

sum1special January 26, 2015 at 3:20 pm
Our dear beautiful daughter of Buhari, certificate is one of the qualifications of being an aspiring president of our great country Nigeria…Please just dont talk about it before people finish you..Just respect yourself and remain on the silent lane you have been ok.

What do you think?
http://www.chichinwaafrica.com/2015/01/lol-nigerias-blasts-buharis-daughter.html I can see you are perfect and you don't make mistake .... Am proud of zahra for her to stand up tall to defend her dad she will make a good leader some day

teemanbastos:
Buhari’s beautiful daughter chatting
with Osinbajo

teemanbastos:
Buhari’s beautiful daughter chatting
with Osinbajo