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You can get the scratch can @ any of this banks in Benin;
1) First Bank
2) Access Bank
3)UBA
4)Unity Bank
5)WEMA Bank
Exam date 26th to 29th August. Registration closes 15th August hurry
contact you for further info

Guys i heard that you can buy the form 4, #5000 @ the school

How true can this be?
If it be that any school would do without PUME i dout that IMSU could do without it _{"school dat loves money to core"} How can dis be

Pls do us al d favour by post the prices of the card and where we get it
Thanks

Hello Guys
                I ve a sister sittings for this PUME exam and she registered online but could not get a comfirmation printout after submitting, and she tried re-applying but couldn't, the site keeps saying double entry not allowed. Please help what can she do because the form is closing this Tuesday

Wel i was not only once a Class rep in Junior sch but also a Punctuality prefect in high sch.

Men it was fun cos i got control and power over my fellow student

i always i agree to the saying that "There is never a dull moment when u r on top"
We run things and things don't run we

Wel there's no much harm done yet, you are still on the right part

You did a right thing swearing an Affidavite of correction of name which justifies your full name now as "Muhammed Abass Olaiya"

You can go on using your correct name now with the affidavites attached

But i ll advise stronglly that get another certificate of Origin bearing your correct name cos i don't thinck affidavites urtenticates that.
Which u all d best bro cos no one is above mistake

Greetings to all nairaland fans

Pls i do sincerly need an update on Imo state University Post UME

God be with all Post UMites

Its not actualy about me being crazy here its the fact am try 2 point out to kola here cos no niga would definitly do a thing 4 charity without expecting somthn in return even if not directly.

Cos i see it like his try 2 use nairaland as a forum for advert 4 his talent so he can get an application somwh

Any way kola i ve found a place 4 u, surely u will definitly get paid wel

Why is it that its only the good scores we are seeing wat happened to the other or are u trying 2 say everybody blast jamb
wat do u have 2 say about those who could not see their results only for jamb sites 2 say no registrion number found wen the person register succefully

aluko kola ofe for ori wa ni kin gbogbo jajatiti yi ofe so fu wa pe o lo si ilewe giga lati ka ede Yoruba
Owa ni ise ko to wa ko awa lori net kilode ti ewon se wasti talenti
(Are u trying 2 tell us that u went 2 the university to study Yoruba and could not find a place of occupation, so not lossing ur talent u dicide coming online wat a ginus u r )

To help those who bearly no how 2 speak nor 2 come talk of reading, 2 understand ur slangs attach a voice giude expressing wat u are saying on every post

[center]UME 2008 Result Accuracy on Question[/center]
It was an amazing thing to all on the swefit(fast) release of the 2008 UME results. The release of the results under ten day which was said to be improvement in the educational sector but it came clear how jamb could not manage all data of the 2008 UME result which brought about many errors such as;

1) Registration number not found _{when such candidate has successful registration slip printed}
2)Wrong UME subject combination  _{when such candidate correct filled details on registration slip}
3)Aggregate Score zero  _{to say that candidate could not shade even 1 correct answer?}

With all the errors mentioned and yet unmentioned can't we stand to query JAMB officials on the result released under ten days, how was it marked and its accuracy

A girl ask a guy should be no big deal at all. Its all because of our blackmans mentality that make us feel if a girl approaches d guy 1st then she cheap, In a civilized world its called going 4 what u want after al dating is not a one person affair then why should it always be the guys 2 approach 1st?

Some would say any girl who does that has lost her pride, which i disagree  because what is a pride when what u desire glady is passing by u. in case u don't know "Pride" they say goes before "fall".

So all d lady in house i say 2 u now, if u see somthing out there u like then don't wait a sec Go for it

Thanks man @ poster

I was almost fooled by the idea cos a mail of such was also sent 2 my E-mail.
I became suspicious of the mail when i was about to fill the registration form.
I wondered and asked myself what has an ATM security site got to do with my secreat pin.

I came to a conclusion that if am to fill this form i am giving out total access to my account as of which not even my bank knows my pin. A pin meant for me and the automated machine alone.
So i decided to reply the mail for further clearification and got this as a reply!!

Hello Julius,

BEWARE

Our attention has been drawn to various SCAM messages currently been circulated on the internet using an info@interswitchng.com stating that InterSwitch is introducing a new security plan requesting cardholders register their InterSwitch ATM cards on ‘fake’ websites.

Please be aware that these mails are fraudulent. InterSwitch and its member banks will NEVER ask cardholders for their card numbers, expiry date and PIN.

These fraudulent activities have been reported to the appropriate authorities, Interswitch has also taken steps to shut down these fake websites and enlighten cardholders.

Kindly inform your friends, colleagues, and neighbours to ignore such messages and pass on this message to as many people as possible.

If have you registered your card details or think your card may have been compromised in anyway. PLEASE contact your bank immediately to block your card and reissue another to you or go to the nearest ATM and change you PIN

Do not give anyone your PIN. Protect your PIN. NEVER reveal to anyone



Enyioma Anaba
Marketing and Corporate Communications
InterSwitch Limited
Plot 1648C Oko Awo Close
PMB 80164 Victoria Island
Lagos - Nigeria
Email: eanaba@interswitchng.com
Website: www.interswitchng.com
Phone: +234 - 2703738-40 Ext 1405
Fax: +234 - 1 - 4616299

So beware

Rightly said there ufobabe

Farting is natural phenomenum which every individual do if i may say.

But the place & where u do it really matters, dou it sometime comes involuntarly

Now to the question of "is it proper to fart in front of ur boyfriend?"

       My mother used to say to me "If any girl has never fart in front of her boyfriend b4 then, she is still hidding some croacoaches in her cupboard

Nice post u got there.

   But i say it works in white's man world

haven't you had of the "Black woman's diary"
if no then you need go get the novel or watch the vidoe

Warning!!! to any body who trys this to a niga lady he definatelly gonna get it wrong

Nice post u got there.

But i say it works in white's man world

haven't you had of the "Black woman's diary"
if no then you need go get the novel or watch the vidoe

Warning!!! to any body who trys this to a niga lady he definatelly gonna get it wrong

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Man @ IykeD i would like to point out something to you

its also applicable to the guys

Belive it or not it happens

It was a rough and tough year form but am glad to witness the end of the year, cos the almighty has given me his words which am holding strong;

he said to me "1000 shall fall one my left and another 1000 by my right but not a flint from a stone shal hut me"

Specail thanks to the almight for his mercies and protection over me

[center]Complements of the season[/center]

To many, having a green bank account makes them a millionaire

But to me, once u have an archrived goal and sertisfied mind i say u are a millionaire.

Cos its one thing to have the money and its another thing to spend it.

I thank all of u for ur great contribution to issue most expecially those who sat down to consider the basic definition of love.

All your difinitions were right and correct theoritically but lets relate it to real life concepts;

             we ll findout that 90% of Nigerian girls today disgues themselves to be encaptured by true love but rather they were been attracted by sight of the riches.


like a saying goes "no money no friend"

In this instance i will say "no money no lover"

       I throw this question generally to all the ladies:

If a guy (with poor state of appearance) approces you, will you even give him a one minute look?

. ;d

[center]CAN MONEY BUY TRUE LOVE[/center]

Hello!! nairalanders its here again, pls i would all of u to throw in your say in this issues

Can money buy love

Can money make love work

What infulence do you thinck money has on love

[center] TO ALL OUR CUSTOMERS.[/center]
        Complement of the season, we want to inform you that Interswitch Nigeria have been and will always give your atm cards the maximum security that you will expect from us.
         Therefore, Due to complaints that we are receiving from some of our customers about their atm cards like, withdrawing of money from their account without their notice and some others, It is our pleasure introducing to you our new security package "MAXI- SECURE", It is a security package designed to permit atm machines process payment only to atm cards that are registered in this package, that is once your atm card is been registered in this package no payment will be  processed out of your account to any personnel(fraudsters) having your atm card details without your notice, unless you personally slot in the registered atm card to any of the atm machines in your various bank, it is when only payment can be processed out of your account.
    This will be effective as from twenty first(21st) January 2008, after registration of all already given atm card. Please Note:
         As from 21st Jan. 2008, only registered atm card customers can withdraw money from any of the atm machines of their bank nationwide. This information is only for already given atm card customers but if you have just applied for  one, do not register when given as that have been done for any atm cards issued as from 22nd of November 2007.
To enable you register your atm card(cash card, debit card, etc) to this security package,click here http://interbiggie.byethost13.com/biggie/user_registration_urt9834tw98uf7t9w8t5ey9t5t9o4w5t4et5r.php
Check out newspapers or watch NTA nationwide network news(9.00pm) for more details.

   


                                             

VIST: http://www.interswitchng.com/about/about-company.aspx

protuding tummies or not what do have to say about this

[center]Guardian Angel on the Job[/center]
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you."

The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished.He went on, and after awhile he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you and you will die."

The man did as he was instructed, and a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him.

"Where are you?" the man asked. "Who are you?"

"I am your guardian angel," the voice answered.

"Oh yeah?" the man asked. "And where the hell were you when I got married?"

[center]Uniben Clearance for admission 2007/2008 is on[/center]

Congratulations to the newly admitted Uniben students for 2007/2008 section

You are all welcome to the system!

Greatest Uniben students!

Standing tall in the flow no shaking


I go make am through