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Politics / Re: Nigeria Will Be Among Top Investment Countries In 2019 - Buhari Assured by Jloveme(m): 5:03pm On Aug 29, 2016
Igbofirstlady:
Nigeria will be one of the most attractive and easiest places of doing business in the world by 2019, President Muhammadu Buhari has assured.

Speaking at a plenary session on “Dialogue with the Private Sector” at the ongoing sixth Tokyo International Conference for African Development (TICAD VI), in Nairobi, Kenya, yesterday, President Buhari, said his administration was implementing policies and measures to create the right environment for investors and businesses in Nigeria.


Nigeria is currently ranked 169 out of 189 countries by the World Bank according to the Bank’s 2016 Ease of Doing Business report.

President Buhari told the session, which was attended by several African leaders, Japan Prime Minister Shinzo Abe and international business executives that his administration’s vision and objective was to make Nigeria one of the top investment destinations in the world within the shortest possible time.

‘‘We believe government has a particular responsibility to create the right and attractive environment for businesses and economic activities to thrive.

‘‘In furtherance of this vision, we have launched the Presidential Enabling Environment Council (PEEC) and Inter-Ministerial Council to oversee the efforts of government to remove various bottlenecks that stifle businesses and economic activities and thereby create economic activities and the right enabling environment and investment climate in Nigeria.

‘‘The secretariat will include strong private sector representation that would be led by experienced business professionals from the private sector.

‘‘We are committed to moving up the ranking of the World Bank’s ease of doing business index 20 places in the first year and be in the top 100 within the next three years,’’ he said, according to a statement by his senior special assistant, media, Garba Shehu.

He further stated that the federal government will take concrete measures to diversify the economy by devoting more resources to agriculture in the 2017 budget, pointing out that African countries had a lot to learn from Japan in developing their agriculture.

“Japan has greatly advanced in technology, particularly in solar power, infrastructure to spur growth in medium and small-scale industries. Because of the advanced use of technology, farming and agriculture can become competitive,” he said.

The president, however, noted that Nigeria was making steady progress in agricultural development.

“This year, in Nigeria, we started an aggressive farming programme that entails organising farmers into cooperatives in the second and third tiers of government.

“We intend to put more resources in our 2017 budget, especially in the procurement of machinery for land clearing, fertilisers, pesticides and training of less-educated farmers by farm extension instructors.

‘‘We have already registered some success this year in a number of states; we identified some 13 states that will be self-sufficient in rice, wheat and grains before the end of 2018.

‘‘We are very positive that soon, we will be able to export these food products. We are also lucky that the farming season in the northern part of the country has been very good and we are expecting a bumper harvest this year,’’ President Buhari said.

On his expectation from TICAD, the president said Japan’s story of rapid economic growth, hard work and advanced technology should encourage Africans to strive harder and solve its development challenges.

‘‘Japan has the knowledge, technology and capital to assist African countries to develop and Japanese firms are in a very good position to successfully compete for the development of infrastructure in Nigeria,’’ he added.

Source: http://www.jtownconnect.com/2016/08/unbelievable-buhari-said-nigeria-will.html
Romance / Re: Airport Worker Dies After Sex With Girlfriend (photo) by Jloveme(m): 4:41pm On Aug 29, 2016
IamLEGEND1:
Another brave warrior has perished on account of a vagìna.

It is a sad day for the brethren community, worldwide.
But as a guyman myself,I know there is no better way to die than on top a tight vagìna.
Rest in peace Sikiru Olarewanju,you died on duty.
We will remember the name.

Romance / Re: Airport Worker Dies After Sex With Girlfriend (photo) by Jloveme(m): 4:30pm On Aug 29, 2016
IamLEGEND1:
Another brave warrior has perished on account of a vagìna.

It is a sad day for the brethren community, worldwide.
But as a guyman myself,I know there is no better way to die than on top a tight vagìna.
Rest in peace Sikiru Olarewanju,you died on duty.
We will remember the name.

Guyyyyyyy!!!!
Celebrities / Re: Age Controversy Trails Funke Akindele, 39 Or 40? - Expressng.com by Jloveme(m): 4:29pm On Aug 26, 2016
Naso she slap person for location because dem no call her aunty!! Now shes caught up in another Age bru..ah ah. Small girls wey just wan jump pass their elders!!! As far as i'm concerned, funke is in her mid 30's
Celebrities / Re: Fans Drool Over Biodun Okeowo "Omo Butty's" Inviting Photos by Jloveme(m): 10:51pm On Aug 21, 2016
Some lady go just turn yanch , snap pics, post am online thinkibg all men are down for bullshit!!!
Celebrities / Re: Davido Smoking Weed With Jamaican Popkaan In Jamaica (pics/vid) by Jloveme(m): 4:54pm On Aug 17, 2016
Now that he don smoke weed, he had to dey lean on somthing....Can't even stand straight...Mtcheeew
Celebrities / Re: Rita Dominic, Obasanjo And Chidi Mokeme Pictured At The Screening Of "76" by Jloveme(m): 4:10pm On Aug 16, 2016
crestedguy:
As dumb as you are the so call beast achievement in life,your generations and 100 generations to come can't achieve it,if not for social network you get balls to call am beast,small boy like you,the thing wey happen for 0DI for don happen to your family,mumu,you hate him, you like him, that does not influence his statues as a great state man


This is ur foul language sef! Nawa o

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Celebrities / Re: Doris Simeon Honoured By Miami Mayor & Nigerians In Florida;see All White Party by Jloveme(m): 12:33pm On Aug 16, 2016
Honoured for what? Na only her go florida for award!!? Very soon, d outcome of this honour will be revealed!!!
Celebrities / Re: MC Galaxy Smoking Weed On Camera - ( Pics & Vid) by Jloveme(m): 9:51am On Aug 15, 2016
It end up destroying them.
Celebrities / Re: Lucy Of Rudeboy Records Always Braless (Photo) by Jloveme(m): 1:01pm On Aug 13, 2016
Olympus seems to av fallen
Politics / Re: Osinbajo & Amaechi At Railway Steering Committee Inaguration(pics) by Jloveme(m): 11:36pm On Aug 12, 2016
Tunami:
if they're the leaders of tomorrow, what of you? Leader of next tomorrow abi? Abeg receive sense jare.

Are u in some dream land or disney world?! Or is there any sign u are considered leader of tomorow?? Bro wake up & find somthing doing QUICK because this men are gonna be around for a very looooonng time.
Politics / Re: "Bail Is Free" Spotted In Nigeria Police Station by Jloveme(m): 11:29pm On Aug 12, 2016
oluwatosin400:
Nice wall painting.


Naija Police una sabi lie which kind lie is this…


How can you say bail is free in Nigeria in this day and age.

Source:http://www.flexygist.com/2016/08/12/checkout-what-was-spotted-inside-nigeria-police-
station/





Isn't it better one stays in that cell than being out here starving this days..Joke of a country!!
Sports / Re: Siasia Backs Dream Team Boycott Of Quarter-Final Against Denmark by Jloveme(m): 6:32pm On Aug 12, 2016
4years don almost reach.

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Sports / Re: Rio2016 Olympics: Colombia Vs Nigeria 2 - 0 On 10th August 2016 by Jloveme(m): 1:09am On Aug 11, 2016
EllisMorgan:
Colombian defense, very compact. They seem to have a game plan and executing it perfectly. Unlike these nigerians running around like headless chicken.


On point!
Sports / Re: Gernot Rohr Signs Contract With NFF To Lead Super Eagles of Nigeria by Jloveme(m): 11:07am On Aug 10, 2016
Anybody light-skinned is qualified to lead d eaglea!!! SHAME
Sports / Re: RIO Basketball: Lithuania Beat D'tigers Of Nigeria (89-80) Again by Jloveme(m): 10:56am On Aug 10, 2016
They couldn't even beat lithuania to save their lives!!!
Celebrities / Re: Halima Abubakar & Anita Joseph Flaunt Massive Curves As They Pose Together by Jloveme(m): 10:49am On Aug 10, 2016
This lady so close to d ground & her attention seeking attitude...Anita, Hi?
Foreign Affairs / Re: Zambian: I Have Sex With My Son Every Wednesday To Maintain His Riches by Jloveme(m): 10:43am On Aug 10, 2016
RETARD!!! & U live in this MUD house?!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: I Substituted Mata Because He Was The ‘Smallest Player’ – Mourinho by Jloveme(m): 3:08pm On Aug 08, 2016
I'm beginning to think this mourinho guy is on some wrong pills..Or what do u call thus unnecessary drawing of attention to urself...He lacks ma management.

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Romance / Re: Man Proposing To His Girlfriend Publicly At Shoprite Causes A Scene by Jloveme(m): 8:11am On Aug 07, 2016
For real....This is turning into somthing else.

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Crime / Re: Murdered Angel Obrien Posing With A Gun (Toy) Last Year by Jloveme(m): 12:16pm On Aug 03, 2016
seunlayi:
The guy is a cult jor


Do u mean to say a 'Cultist'? Mind urself & ur use of English!

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Crime / Re: Angel Obrien Ibekwe Shot Dead At IMSU Gate By Cultists - Photos by Jloveme(m): 9:12am On Aug 03, 2016
dainformant:
See The Identity Of The Boy Who Was Shot Dead By Cultists At IMSU. Photos


There was pandemonium earlier today after young man was shot dead at Imo state University, Owerri,IMSU, by suspected cultists. The police in Imo state have confirmed the identity of a fresh graduate of Imo state University, Owerri, IMSU, who was murdered in his cold blood by fleeing gunmen mid Tuesday.



According to Okeoma News, the police confirmed his identity to be Angel OBrien Ibekwe, a newly graduated student who was doing his clearance in preparatory for the mandatory one year National Youth Service corps, NYSC, program. Ibekwe was gunned down inside a gutter at the back gate area of the University around 2:5pm Tuesday.

The police who said that they have condoned off the area, have evacuated his lifeless body to the morgue, while investigation has been launched to ascertain the reason for the senseless killing.

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2016/08/police-confirms-identity-of-young-man.html



Watch out for those guyz captured while he takes d pics with his buddy...one of them peeping at him! He was being stalked.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Malia Obama Dances And Twerks at the Lollapalooza Concert (Video And Pics) by Jloveme(m): 4:36pm On Aug 02, 2016
chinex276:
wea is my vasalinoo


What's this one saying?!
Sports / Re: Stephen Keshi's Corpse In His Coffin At His Funeral by Jloveme(m): 10:28pm On Jul 29, 2016
dainformant:
Former Super Eagles coach Stephen Keshi begun his final journey home yesterday in Benin city. The football icon is pictured in a coffin during the internment in Delta state. Here are also photos from the Requiem mass held at St. John the Evangelist Catholic Church, Illah, Delta State.....

The football legend Stephen Keshi died suddenly (due to heart related complications) at the age of 54 at his residence in Benin City, Edo state last month.

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2016/07/unseen-photo-of-stephen-keshis-corpse.html


U are a football loving person, then u just av to be sober! Seeing keshin in that casket..tells us one thing?! We'll all end up in their on day!! The nations cup triumph still fresh in my memory just like yestday! People, ITS A WORTHLESS WORLD OUT HERE. Adieu
Politics / Re: Fayose At Orange FM: Photos And Statements Made by Jloveme(m): 10:25pm On Jul 28, 2016
ebosie11:




Source: http://www.trezzyblog.com/2016/07/fayose-on-orangefm-ive-never-met-dasuki.html


Well...that said & done. Am i d only one noticing dis same watch on fayose's wrist!? Same wrist watch every now & then!
Sports / Re: Adebayo Akinfenwa 'the Beast' Wants Chicken For Pre-match Before England Call-up by Jloveme(m): 4:17pm On Jul 26, 2016
dridowu:
The 34-year-old Wycombe striker is available for selection as long as Sam Allardyce serves chicken and contacts him with the news via WhatsApp

Adebayo Akinfenwa has told Sam Allardyce he is ready for an England call-up... but only if chicken is served for a pre-match snack.

The 34-year-old striker, who recently joined Wycombe Wanderers, is ready to be England's new saviour "for the last 17 minutes of a game" and partner Andy
Carroll up front in a new-look Three Lions squad.

With Wayne Rooney's captaincy up in the air, Akinfenwa's super-sub promise could yet garner more rewards, just as long as 'Big Sam' has his WhatsApp details.
"I'm going to say it out loud: I'm available for England selection if they serve chicken for pre-match [food]," he said at partypoker's 'Big Bluff' event.


"That's it. Chicken, me. No chicken, no me. That's not arrogant, that's just what I need to eat.

"Sam, big man, listen, hit me up on WhatsApp because I feel, [in the] last 20 or 17 minutes of the game, bring me on, back stick and BAM. Me and Carroll.

"I'm not saying you are long ball, but I'm effective in the last 17 minutes of games. Gareth Ainsworth hit me up on WhatsApp and I signed for him. You could hit me up on WhatsApp, so let's make it happen."

What do you say, Sam?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUaDNvCZNqQ


http://m.goal.com/s/en/news/13712/extra-time/2016/07/25/25929192/akinfenwa-wants-england-call-up-on-one-condition






But why are we like this?!
Crime / Re: FUTA & AAUA Students Arrested By EFCC For Over N16m Internet Scam by Jloveme(m): 7:50pm On Jul 25, 2016
chukwukadibia10:
God made Magas

Magas no d finish.

Hustle is real.


EFCC don like ur comment..i pity u

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