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tosyne2much:
OP, this is called plagiarism..


www.nairaland.com/2830290/10-statements-non-virgin-ladies

Jmaxjohn, I throway salute oooo



I dedicate this thread to Lalasticlala

where NL black maria? he needs to b sent to jail
10 years ban

kwakwakwakwakwakwa

gawd! YOU ARE SUCH A FUCKING IDIOTIC LOSER

In the society we live, it's completely normal for a guy to publicly discuss his se.xual prowess to the world and will be cheered and may even receive a standing ovation for that. But the ladies dare not. This is because we are in a society where ladies are rebuked, ridiculed, castigated and labelled all sort of names for publicly discussing their se.xual status. As a result of that they face, these have led many of our ladies into living a life of hypocrisy, deceit and pretence so as to appear decent and responsible to their spouse or interested "chairmen"

In recent days, many of our ladies resort to telling lies while some of them resort to using tightening creams and some other things which time will not permit me to mention, all in a bid to virgin-sam gullible guys.

Without wasting time, I shall mention the statements many non virgin ladies find very offensive


Note: This write-up only focuses on the statements that makes a proportion of non virgin ladies to get offended. It is NOT to discriminate against, or hype the virgins.

10 Statements Non Virgin Ladies Normally Find Offensive

1. Are you a virgin?

This question sounds inoffensive but I can assure you that the larger percent of our ladies will get offended by it. Some of them are usually very timid and uncomfortable answering this question and may get angry. When you start dating a lady and you take the courage to ask this question, she will give you a stern look, which will be interpreted as "I thought you said you love me?". This reminds me when I asked this same question and she began to narrate how she fell from a mango tree when she was primary 3 and she began to bleed. In other words, that was how she lost her virginity. *smh*

2. Virgin Ladies are more Respected by their partners than non-virgins

This particular statement makes them feel unworthy. You would also notice the 'regretful look' on their faces, wishing they never lost it

3. I want to Marry a virgin lady

Don't even utter this statement especially when you are in the midst of the female folks, or else, they will tag you a clown. However, when this statement is being uttered, ladies will begin to interrogate you with questions like "after you have defiled many ladies, now you want a virgin abi? "You really need to grow up"; "where will you see a virgin in this generation? Unless you go to the village

4. When were you Disflowered?

Another statement they find very offensive. They are most likely to give you a polite embarrassment of your life. The ones who are bold enough to answer that question will subtract 5 years from when the deed was done, and will tell you they lost it last year.

5. How many Guys have you got laid with?

This is a question that can end a relationship when asked (whether you wan to marry her on not), so endeavour to avoid asking such a question. It's either they tell you they only had it once with their ex who took advantage of their undying love and forcefully coerced them into sex. One once told me that she lost her virginity when she was having her bath ? shocked She further said that she was washing beneath that region when her sponge accidentally slipped into her kitty-cat, and she began to bleed.

6. Virgin Ladies are Decent

Non virgin ladies detest when you place too much emphasis on virgin ladies praising or hyping them. This statement will make them feel they are worthless, hence, they get offended

7. Have you ever been Impregnated ?

This reminds me of a thread which graced the front page of nairaland few days ago. A dude and his proclaimed girlfriend engaged in an inquisitive conversation, only to ask her if she had ever been impregnated at a point in time. She got mad, walked out of him, stopped picking his calls and her interest in the relationship head on diminishing returns

8. When was the Last time you had Fun

In as much as this question is quite unnecessary, don't even dare ask if you don't want her to get offended. The ones who are bold enough to be outspoken will vehemently lie that it was 15 years ago

9. I cannot Marry a non-virgin Lady

This is a discriminating statement which is being uttered by some dudes. I trust that every non virgin lady will be offended by this statement


10. It's expected of you to add the last one cheesy

I drop my pen at this point

Original writer: Tosyne2much

Original thread: https://www.nairaland.com/2830290/10-statements-non-virgin-ladies

tosyne2much:
hahaha


So u don't know I'm real ?

tot u wer a nairaland bot
neva seen u comment b4

tosyne2much:
This is a good news. Congrats to the couples

wow, so u r real!

misspicy:
LMAO @ this interview

jmaxjohn nice one

happy new year

tnx luv. happy new year. hw did ur day go?

Maxi112:
is that all u have to say young boy? to hell with u!! *spit on his face*

read c a r e f u l l y

Maxi112:
then shut up and go on with it or u back off...

read my comment again.
ull b intrigued at d level of ur stupidity after all, dis z my thread

dont worry, u bored me already, quit d questioning

Margauxluv:
Lol can't remember

aiit. take care.

questioning is thrown out to whoever wants to question.
nyc knowing u margauxluv. hope ull hv a gud day (wats left of it)

Maxi112:
sori lad!! am not here for such, u can go on with ur interview if wish... Not when u r in sokoto or taraba and the girls in question is in far east, so tell me what is ur benefit in distance relationship? stop deciving ur self dude

#sighs (dis idiot just gav me a headache)
fool . i hv no ulterior motive, nt a perv like maxi112, just having fun.




fyi, i'm not ur lad

not every guy who says hi to a gal here on d romance section has an hidden agenda, if i didnt question, a fool like maxi112 wudnt hv known her state or town of origin.
next time, goat called maxi112, dont display ur foolishness or d fact dat u r sexually driven (aka pervert) coz nt every guy has d same desire embedded in ur peanut sized brain

Maxi112:
yeah! umana idi agu to be precis

grrr. thread derailers. u r allowed to question not derail.

margauxluv, we r nt done yet. nt even asked u Where was the last place you kissed someone?

Margauxluv:
Yes buh it's for good.
Being a writer is cool buh doesn't change anything.

if it's cool, it's enough to hv lunch with u

Have you ever been cheated on?
When was your last physical fight?

Margauxluv:
Lol nt much.

will u hang out with me if i was a writer, dear Pearl?

Have you ever broken someone's heart?

Margauxluv:
Really now,
Are you a writer?
Yah m done cooking

lol, not a writer. if i was a writer, will u hang out with me?
it's funny how u nd i will derail this thread.
yayyyyy she's done cooking, i'm so hungry.
was i wrong in my previous post?

Margauxluv:
March 17 -1994

here are some things about ms Pearl i noticed, especially if u r after her heart. please tell me if i'm wrong

1) Margauxluv falls in love very easily, so provided you go about it in the right way, attracting her shouldn't be hard to do. Old-fashioned, sentimental gestures - a kiss on the cheek, a hand written note of affection, a small bunch of carefully selected wild flowers tied with a pink ribbon - will go a long way towards winning her heart. Because she is looking for a fairytale lover, no matter how self-conscious you may feel about it, you have to be willing to play the part. Beauty is a powerful magnet for her, so for maximum effect you'll also need to look your most gorgeous best. Avoid an overly formal, clean-cut look, though. Casual, unstructured and just a little bit scruffy is more to ms Margauxluv.

2) Issue her an invitation she can't possibly refuse and ask her out to play. Because she's always a kid a heart, she's always looking for opportunities to escape from life's responsibilities and let their hair down for a while. Tempt her into having fun with you doing something silly - like riding a roller-coaster or playing on the swings - and fool around with her like you're a couple of big kids with no cares in the world. Spark off her vivid imagination by talking to her about anything of a surreal nature - your favorite fantasy books and movies, for example, or spiritual topics like astrology and reincarnation. It's all about creating a magical atmosphere where anything is possible - and it's incredibly easy for her to fall in love.

3) Another way is to enlist her sympathy by playing on her tender-heartedness. Renowned for their kindness and compassion, she may find it hard to walk away from a guy in trouble and although she often can't provide much in the way of concrete assistance (she's mostly fairly clueless about practical things), she's always ready to offer a listening ear. Try confiding in a her about something you've been worried or upset about - and don't hold back from expressing your feelings. Ms Pearl respects a man who isn't afraid to reveal his vulnerability - you don't need to be a hero to win a her heart! Keep her on the hook by telling her how much you value her advice and booking in a follow-up 'counselling' session soon.

4) She is strongly drawn to people who know how to bolster her ego and make her feel more confident about themselves. For this reason, a few words of praise or carefully chosen compliments can work wonders in attracting her. Make a point of saying something really nice about her clothes or appearance and express an admiring interest in her hobbies or work. Be careful, however, not to make it too obvious you're trying to flatter her, or she's likely to feel patronized and put down. She takes offence very easily and is notoriously touchy. Once you've broken her trust or hurt her feelings, it will be much harder for you to win her heart.

5) Always leave her plenty of room for maneuver and never back her into a corner with no obvious means of escape. If you pressurize her into some kind of commitment, she's likely to feel panicked and beat a hasty retreat. Although she can sometimes seem quite submissive and easy to push around, sooner or later you'll realize you can never pin her down because she is strong willed. Never try to hold her to firm and fast arrangements and be flexible and understanding if she cancels or fails to show up on your dates. Forgetful and disorganized, she may not be the most reliable of types. She's also prone to doing a disappearing act if you come on too strong and won't take no for an answer. Play it softly, softly when trying to win over Ms Pearl.

Margauxluv:
Hve not give second chance in a a relationship bfore
It s nt dat simple.

whats ur date of birth margauxlux. so we can wish u a hbd we d time is ryt nd nt miss it
u r also skipping questions ms pearl.

cao:
Nope.

hv u got any pc games? maybe uncharted!

Margauxluv:
Tall, handsome, undstnding, God's fearing,
Free minded, nt too jealous , sexy,calm, romantic, neat and presentable, let's stop here.
At d age of 19

what about the second chances?
which of those things is ur current bf not?
u sound like someone born in the first 3/4 of december!

i'll tell him Happy New Year

cao, hav u got the pc version of gta v?

Margauxluv:
Really now huh?
so wat wil dis interview fetch me?
M cooking white rice ,fresh tomatoes stew
Nd salad

#scoffs. i thought ull b cooking pounded yam and one beta igbo soup like dah

the interview is to shed light on who margauxluv z, and especially y she gets pissed so quickly just kidding

Margauxluv:
Nah he is not
my Aunt gave me the name when I got to know abt d name I had to ask Nd she explained dat I hve the taste of a fresh wine when I was little .
My bad habits are
Laziness smtims
Unnecessary tins get me angry I Hv temper issh
Being too emotional
Etc

well that tallies with what a comment of urs

Giving too much fk
Gerrn angry easily
Grabs my books only wen it's few days to exams.
Etc m goon drop em all by God,'s grace.

lets move over to the good stuff, shall we?

THE MOMENT OF TRUTH
Give us an outlook of what your dream man is?
How old were you when you had your first kiss?
Do you give out second chances easily?