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RomanceRe: There Is No Husband Material On Romance Section. by jmaxjohn(m): 6:08pm On Dec 31, 2015
Wat of a guy who actively shares in romance section but wisely in phones, health nd family? undecided

Wat of a guy wu participates actively here for lafs nd doesn't need social validation or vent his frustration or aggressiveness here coz he has non. undecided

Please read ur post nd do d needful changes b4 i state dem out for u undecided

mizquote:
pls if you re looking for a husband, don't come looking for any in the romance section. theres absolutely none.
sections you can find either a husband or a boyfriend are;
family section
health section
phone section
education section or literature section.
any guy that sends you a pm, check for the section he is most active at, if its romance pls delete it sharply.
most guys here are often times looking for social validation hence their frustration and aggressiveness.
Christianity EtcRe: "Killer Tortoise" Found In A Bag Of Rice (Photo) by jmaxjohn(m):
Reference:
Primitive people. Rice is an semi-aquatic/marshland grain. Is it too much to believe that it shares the same habitat with the humble tortoise and so can be trapped in the cultivation and processing of the cereal. What exactly is wrong with us as a people. Are we cursed never to use our minds positively.
primitive huh undecided. i'll like to create the awareness that u r the most primitive person here.
i honestly wanted to let this go but ppl like u need to hav someone speak d hurtful truth to dem huh
i hav taken my time to enlighten u, yes just u, on the steps involved in rice processing. by d tym i am thru, we'll c if u dont feel most primitive. angry

The steps involved in rice processing are as follows:

Cleaning
After harvesting rice, it is transferred to the processing plant where foreign objects and like stones and tree stumps are removed using Destoner

Hulling
Next husk is separated from clean paddy. After the husk is removed, the product is called brown rice and is ready for the milling process. Paddy graders and paddy cleaners are used to separate brown rice

Milling
This stage removes the bran layer of rice turning brown rice into white rice

Polishing
The surface of rice is smoothened and it is given a shine by passing it through a series of rollers

Grading
It is a process in which broken rice is separated out and separating head rice into different lengths

Sorting
Discolored, yellow and immature rice is removed in this stage adding value to rice

Packing
The finished product is then packed and is stored to be delivered to valued customers.

please lets not include the hassle of shipping which is capable of crushing that poor young tortoise unless it really has a guardian angel.

If u still bliv in ur own comment dat a young tortoise will make it thru all THESE processes without being spotted and even survive till shipping, den d witches in ur village hav a special new year plan for ur brain huh huh
CelebritiesRe: Davido Apologizes To Dele Momodu After Drama With Babymama, Sophia by jmaxjohn(m): 5:22pm On Dec 31, 2015
Now he wants to behave matured.
Too late!
RomanceRe: thread closed by jmaxjohn(m): 5:16pm On Dec 31, 2015
Topestbilly:
must you open every thread here or does the topic looks like what will add spice to your life? oga park well make I see front jare.
Ur comment z as stale as d thread sad
RomanceRe: Did You Know That Ladies Fake Orgasm 90% Of The Time? by jmaxjohn(m): 5:15pm On Dec 31, 2015
PinkBarbie:
You can't. smiley
Oh rili. Hw bout d spasms and d tytenin of d puci just before it gets wetter nd den relaxes along with her high breathing? undecided
If dat isn't an orgasm den i dunno wat z
RomanceRe: She Suddenly Does Not Want Me Using Rubber On Her: Wat Do U Think She's Up To? by jmaxjohn(m): 4:51pm On Dec 31, 2015
Cutehector:
she is on pills!
Nigga abeg which particular pills. Need to know grin
RomanceRe: thread closed by jmaxjohn(m): 4:49pm On Dec 31, 2015
So hw does dis add spice to my life nw huh
CelebritiesRe: Davido: Sophia's 'Twitter Handle' Is Fake by jmaxjohn(m): 4:45pm On Dec 31, 2015
After reading all dat bullshii, i feel like my time has been wasted. angry
Nyc way to shadow d truth with ur money
RomanceRe: Guys Get In Here: Can You Marry This Kind Of Woman? by jmaxjohn(m): 12:15pm On Dec 31, 2015
If she can stay faithful to u, if she can make ur world beautiful, for d next 3yrs den yh she's marriageable
RomanceRe: My Son Gets His First Allowance by jmaxjohn(m): 12:03pm On Dec 31, 2015
Is dat $500? shocked

Ure definitely gon spend dat 4 him, aren't u?
Christianity EtcRe: "Killer Tortoise" Found In A Bag Of Rice (Photo) by jmaxjohn(m): 11:32am On Dec 31, 2015
hmuhammad:
After all no be crime or even sin to chop tortoise, make dem fetch small rice from that bag use the tortoise prepare correct thick stew come use cold star wash am down grin cheesy
Lol. Den send whatsapp message to d witches 4 village sey we don chop deir tortoise o. grin grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: "Killer Tortoise" Found In A Bag Of Rice (Photo) by jmaxjohn(m): 11:15am On Dec 31, 2015
MrBLING:
Tortoise are notoriously resilient creatures. There was an article in the uk telegraph of one that survived in a locked store room for 30 years.
Brilliant. Store ROOM. Not a bag of rice.
Not that i don't agree with u, but let's nt start to think how a tortoise got in der in d 1st place.
RomanceRe: Describe Your *PREVIOUS* Relationship Status Using Only Song Titles by jmaxjohn(m): 10:44am On Dec 31, 2015
Chizzyblinks:
Unfaithful by rihanna
Complicated by rihanna(thats what he is.)
Chai. I feel ur pain
Christianity EtcRe: "Killer Tortoise" Found In A Bag Of Rice (Photo) by jmaxjohn(m): 10:37am On Dec 31, 2015
I need to ask. Was dat red cloth inside d bag too? huh
Christianity EtcRe: "Killer Tortoise" Found In A Bag Of Rice (Photo) by jmaxjohn(m): 10:33am On Dec 31, 2015
auntysimbiat:
if u buy rice and something is shaking inside ... wot would you do?? if its fake, would the person just intentional waisted bag of rice on the floor?? #commonsense
U shd b asking ursef if u hv common sense. Wen u buy a bag of rice with ur hard earned money, wer do u 1st open it from?
Christianity EtcRe: "Killer Tortoise" Found In A Bag Of Rice (Photo) by jmaxjohn(m): 10:29am On Dec 31, 2015
auntysimbiat:
if u buy rice and something is shaking inside ... wot would you do?? if its fake, would the person just intentional waisted bag of rice on the floor?? #commonsense
Hw long do u expect a water creature to survive in a tight air locked BAG OF RICE. Gal open ur brain.
How fast can dat tin move dat it wants to kill someone? huh
Fake shitty publicity stunt.
I don't even c a single grain of rice sticking out of d shell of dat tortoise. Rubbish.
Nigerians can let themselves b blinded sha.

If i wan kill person, na tortoise i go become? angry
Christianity EtcRe: "Killer Tortoise" Found In A Bag Of Rice (Photo) by jmaxjohn(m): 10:20am On Dec 31, 2015
Fake shii. Na middle una dey open una own newly bought bag of rice abi huh
CelebritiesRe: Davido Claims Sophia Slept With His Dad's Friend by jmaxjohn(m): 10:14am On Dec 31, 2015
Click like if u think Davido is being childish
RomanceRe: Improve Your Dating Game Here.! See Inside. by jmaxjohn(m): 9:21am On Dec 31, 2015
#sighs#
Didn't condemn his work, did i? If i previously did, den i take it baq. He's doing grt, honestly. He's my 1st meeting with a naija pua nd he's awesome.
Xxxtedyxxx, ure grt, keeping it real since 2013.


martoz:
I no dey fight u,atleast jex appreciate d little work dis guy z doing,he z trying...wel,its nice seeing many pua dey naija too...my favorite pua z David deangelo,gambler and Neil strauss,we can sarg togeda nw or compare game...give me ur numba.
RomanceRe: Describe Your *PREVIOUS* Relationship Status Using Only Song Titles by jmaxjohn(m): 7:41am On Dec 31, 2015
HonPatrick:
Guess you're happy now?
Yh yippy. Feel like a kid again grin grin grin...oh I'm still a kid tongue

lanicky:
I ain't no man sirgrin
Lol. Yikes. My bad grin grin kiss mawnin
Tnx. Don't mind ppl, dey r shy to talk bout der exes coz dey rnt over dem.

My own neva finish o. Just had to sleep 1st grin
RomanceRe: Describe Your *PREVIOUS* Relationship Status Using Only Song Titles by jmaxjohn(m): 12:08am On Dec 31, 2015
I will survive by Gloria gaynor
RomanceRe: Describe Your *PREVIOUS* Relationship Status Using Only Song Titles by jmaxjohn(m): 12:05am On Dec 31, 2015
We are never ever ever getting back together by Taylor swift
RomanceRe: Describe Your *PREVIOUS* Relationship Status Using Only Song Titles by jmaxjohn(m): 12:04am On Dec 31, 2015
Fvck It (I Don’t Want You Back) by Eamon
RomanceRe: Describe Your *PREVIOUS* Relationship Status Using Only Song Titles by jmaxjohn(m): 12:00am On Dec 31, 2015
Til i forget about you by BTR grin
RomanceRe: Describe Your *PREVIOUS* Relationship Status Using Only Song Titles by jmaxjohn(m): 11:59pm On Dec 30, 2015
Can't b friends by trey songs cry
RomanceRe: Describe Your *PREVIOUS* Relationship Status Using Only Song Titles by jmaxjohn(m): 11:54pm On Dec 30, 2015
Cry me a river
RomanceRe: Describe Your *PREVIOUS* Relationship Status Using Only Song Titles by jmaxjohn(m): 11:53pm On Dec 30, 2015
If your heart's not in it by westlife angry angry
RomanceRe: Describe Your *PREVIOUS* Relationship Status Using Only Song Titles by jmaxjohn(m): 11:52pm On Dec 30, 2015
Not for me by backstreet boyz
RomanceRe: Describe Your *PREVIOUS* Relationship Status Using Only Song Titles by jmaxjohn(m): 11:51pm On Dec 30, 2015
Hello heartache by avril lavigne angry
RomanceRe: Describe Your *PREVIOUS* Relationship Status Using Only Song Titles by jmaxjohn(m): 11:48pm On Dec 30, 2015
No love by eminem
RomanceRe: Describe Your *PREVIOUS* Relationship Status Using Only Song Titles by jmaxjohn(m): 11:47pm On Dec 30, 2015
Apologize by timbaland angry
RomanceRe: Describe Your *PREVIOUS* Relationship Status Using Only Song Titles by jmaxjohn(m):
Lol. Tnx man.
Now, for al dem exes angry angry angry angry

Dem plenty, so I'll just describe all of dem

lanicky:
Mine is: You take me for granted by Merle Haggard embarassed tongue



......

HonPatrick..I don create am so free me abeg.

jmaxjohnwink

Laveda... I won't forget you this time. Layekiss

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