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martoz:
I beg shut up ur most,wu tel u say na only u knw all dis....hv read most of d pua books,z it d game or Venusian art...buh dis z d best guy hv ever seen,I dey fel Tedy,he s teachn niaja settngs...so shut up most...com here I go teach u...go neg naija babe,and c bad result u go get.

I'll just ignore ur ignorance

Update:
thanks guys.....

Don't u dare restrict background data, download d android firewall or opera vpn nd add d apps to d restricted list

Giv ha baq to ha ex

HonPatrick:
Wicked

Oya go nd create thread on describe your past relationship status using only song titles
jmaxjohn will be happy.

Yes yes yes

obiorathesubtle:
mehn.. She wicked no be small

I no need that girl.. Her bresss don collapse

Haba afta all una bad men don press am finish
We taink d lord it z pumpable.
We go carry her go dat fuckanizer shop.
By d time we don finish, she go resemble Niki M
Abi dis babe beta?

obiorathesubtle:
mehn.. Thanks oo.. She no even yansh me last night sef.. Konji wan kill me die


Na 0-0 oo.

So she no yansh u, nd na so she leave u comot dis mawnin?
Ur wife wucked sha.
DiarisGod o.
Sorry ehn broda. We fit call irunooboo sha, e b like she d konji wey dey follow dis cold waka go reach ha side.
D konji z strong in dat 1
If heshe do shakara, vaseline z always available we go manage

obiorathesubtle:
mehn.. She go market oo.. Go find wetin we go chop this night...We fight serious fight last night..


Junior go start school very soon and my 100k salary wey dem pay me, I use am go play man u match.. Na so the slip cut.. I wan die for here since yesterday..

Chai, sorry ehn. Wetin dey play last nyt. I no fit carry high bp 4 dat match.

40 views nd 1 reply (nt until nw). I think it's time to derail dis thread.
Oga obiorathesubtle, hw z our wife?

cao:
Wow, this went from cute/just for fun to battle royale...some folks just want to watch the world burn, with the subtlety of a sledgehammer.

Dat awkward moment wen a prefect enters into a classroom and everybody keeps quiet

Brain abeg.
The brain has 2 states called the conscious nd d sub-conscious
D conscious z wat operates fully nw we r awake, but once we r asleep, d conscious reduces it's operation allowing d sub-conscious to fully take over.
No matter hw reduced d function of d conscious z while asleep, once d brain stop, so does d rest.
Everything in d body depends on d brain and it's neurons to work

Ask Google abeg.
No seriously, ask Google. We ain't psychologists

So.....wat shd i naw comment

MeanChris:
Veeery funny

Lol. NL hijacked my comment. Read again

ireneony:
Wow se.un just shared my post

Actually, he shared it so ppl will come c ur asaba fufu skin nd ur excuse u hv 4 eyelashes...oh wait...sorry...u said eyebrows.
Buhahahahahahaha

geni340:
would hv posted mine, bh i dunno if my bf is on nairaland...

We no need ur spongebob face, just d tittties. I'm sure ur bf znt here to b looking for ur titties in every thread.
Or z he?

MeanChris:
So you're suggesting that if we could, we should release it??

No.
I'm suggesting u hv a threesum, ask d father to join sef

obiorathesubtle:
op.. I hope you don't think you have caramel skin? All I see is the colour of fufu


I think you should model for asaba fufu


And what's wrong with the shape of your head? Did you borrow your looks from megamind or did he borrow his looks from you? .. I don't see the latter working out cos you aint blue..


What's up with your eyebrows?? Well.. I have to be honest, I've seen worse.

ireneony:
This is just for fun. .. kiss

Eyebrows on fleek grin...
Lol

Haaaaaaaaaaaa hahahaha kwakwakwa kikikiki lwkmo lwkmo

*falls off chair nd rolls on floor in tears*

MeanChris:
My guy's bae saw him yesterday with another girl at an eatery. My guy called yester night to beg and was told to visit in person before his plea will be granted. When he got to their house, the gateway told him to come in that they've been expecting him.
As in enter, my guy see the girl papa in camouflage tee. He was told to kneel down and start explaining why he has been disturbing the daughter. My guy chop like 16 slaps this morning before he could make some space and run for his life.
The funny thing is that he had some nude pics of this girl but deleted them all yesterday as part of the new year resolution, so no leverage to get his revenge.
My guy say make I advice am and am blank. This one na wickedness o

If ur friend uses an android nd d 2 of u don't know hw to recover deleted files with ur android or pc (recovering from a memory card), una b dunce
Dat comment was 4 fun
.
.
.
.this z serious
Serves d guy ryt. He carry another babe go chop abi. Ntoor

Der z something WAY BETTER at d etisalat xperience centres.
It's an easyblaze modem dat costs 7500ngn with HSUPA speed of 11 Mbps and HSDPA speed of 42.2 Mbps. I'll b getting mine tomorrow and I'll post a speedtest here (or maybe a new thread).
Problem will be unlocking d dongle to make it universal.

misspicy:
awwwww, you are such a darling

BTW am looking for my daddy jimicoker did you see him?

Been wondering wen dat name will come up again.

Nt see daddy jimi o. Maybe mommy jimi haf cawi him to viwage. He eye too dey shook 4 ur body. u nd daddy jimi haf spoil me finish

misspicy:
lol you remember

Yh i did . Twas d day i followed u.
#Unforgettable

misspicy:
hmmnnn

belindanano yah or nah

It's belindanono

This is a screenshot of all ur topics.
Gal, u need to leave dat relationship.

Na d lady. Coz if d guy z rili smart, dat money can b refunded. A transaction of dat amount znt immediately cleared.

Guy move on. In 3yrs she'll b taller dan u.
Short man!

It takes a missing hand for them to learn.
Sorry kiddo.
Blame d parents, partially blame d child if he's d stubborn kind.
I'm being straight.

tuk2ato:
How far should i run?

If ur money fit carry u go moon, guy run.
Innjoo phones can kill

HonPatrick:
Mine is:
I should have kissed you by One direction.

Guy, start a thread about past relationships with song titles only. Datll b so much fun

Finally found you by Enrique Iglesias
Or
Difference in me by Westlife

Kwakwakwa

xxxtedyxxx abeg come follow me laf

Gawd!!! Not another one!