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tuk2ato:
Please has anyone used innjoo for over 2 years, i wanna know its durability, cos am seriously considering the phone but i fear issues with chinese phones. Thanks.

My brother, [size=25pt]RUN [/size]

Davidovinci:
Wait a sec.....wait a sec....
Did the op just compare iphone 6 with injoo 2??
OP, lemme have whatever you are puffing...

Kwakwakwa the op z a phucking newbie.
Dis one [size=15pt]surely[/size] knows [size=15pt]nothing[/size].
D nigga doesn't even know wat d "dots" under d phone r

Wat z d error code?

Chikabenjamin:
I've uninstalled updates.
Forced stop.
Cleared cache.
Cleared data.
But it's still not working.
Now I want someone to please refer me to a positive site that replaces all the play store features.
Something for downloading apk's files.
Thanks.

I live in Ikorodu lagos and i need a Huawei e367 modem to purchase.
Found one on konga but the seller delivers to abuja only. Anyone got one?
It has to be unlocked and in great condition

greatness22:
Mine was with my pastor daughter, we started dating when i was made the drama coordinator, so one day, i pick up my motorola blade phone and decided to call her, the phone rang and it was answered after the 3rd beep, i was so exicited and started talking immediately without waiting to hear her sweet voice. Telling her that the sex we had at my friends place was hot and how i would love to repeat dat same feat again. I notice dat she was quiet, after persuading her to speak, i then found out that i have been speaking with her mum. "Great, so u and Elizabeth have been sleeping with each other abi" I quickly end d cal. On sunday, they called us out in public and gave us 3months suspension.

Kwakwakwa

Buraka:
She always tell me things that strange but true. at times she'll look very very beautiful the next time you see her she'll look old and unkept. but she love me and I love her.

Hmmm. Is therr any hope for her to b free from it?

obiorathesubtle:
Lol.. She wan phuc you.. Just meet her later to conclude the whole matter..


Last girl wey show me cleavage like that.. I phuc am!

I think sey u b virgin

Adanna28:
Being mami wata myself just enjoy the beauty n view

Ahhh i dead quick.
Una plenty sha.

Is it true sey una dey know unasef?

Buraka:
I'm currently in a relationship with one of them (ogbanje).

Abeg share me ur story na

BUTCHCASSIDY:
Thats cool
It means no one fùcks with you
careful not to get her mad though

Hmmm. Children no dey inherit dat tin?

Monalisa185:
Abi dem Don kill you:p

I sabi hide my head o. Me go don run tey

Pheals:
i know myself

Choi. Remind me to fear u from nw on.

Monalisa185:
hahaha...na im be Sey her spiritual husband for Don Sidon on top your matter since.... Una two need deliverance....

Dey wan kill my guy o

Pheals:
Mine pass mami water

Hw u take know?

falconey:

Guy don't gimme dat look. Shii happens in Nigeria

think i am tipsy.... been saying incoherent stuffs . trying think i am tipsy.... been saying incoherent stuffs . trying

klassiquette:
Seems you spend 26 hours per day on Nairaland

This is just f*cking wrong.
Am i d only 1 wu sees dat?

yemoxyl:
I got dumped too

U suck at writing diaries

#9 is funny coz i even have the movie on my PC and it's a very beautiful movie.
Wanna watch it again while cuddling bae

That awkward moment u tell a joke and you're the only one laughing

C u! If she rili did squirt, uve gt my biggest fantasy in a woman nd ure running. Shior

ENDTIMEISNEAR:


I Ran away from her after that day and refuse calling her. i dont like that kind of Squiting, it will always makes me to be washing my bed and bed sheet any time we make love.

Lol. Same thoughts huh.
I think I'm in love with ur dimples, hw can my future kids hv dat? happy boxing day!

emmijes3:
This is exactly why you are advised to use protection.pre-cum contains enough semen to get a woman pregnant..withdrawal method is not always effective.what she thought was her period was probably bleeding caused by implantation

This is a quick research i just made for your enjoyment.

A Surprising New Finding
Pre-cum is made in the Cowper’s gland, and sperm is made in the testicles. Pre-cum and sperm come from two different places, so if a guy hasn’t ejaculated recently, there shouldn’t be any sperm in his pre-cum. At least, that’s what was thought until now.

To determine whether pre-cum could contain sperm, researchers had 27 random participants masturbate multiple times and collect a sample of their pre-cum on a petri dish before ejaculating. The researchers then analyzed these samples to find out if they contained any sperm. Researchers were surprised by what they found: 41 percent of the men had traces of semen in their pre-cum. Ten of the 27 participants actually had sperm in their pre-cum.

This means that a little over a third of the participants had sperm, which would be able to fertilize an egg, in their pre-cum. Now, before you freak out and immediately assume that pre-cum is just as likely as sperm-filled semen to cause a pregnancy, there are a couple of things you should know. First of all, the guys who had sperm in their pre-cum always had sperm in their pre-cum, and those who didn’t have sperm in their pre-cum never had it in their pre-cum.

Second, since pre-cum is produced in much smaller quantities than ejaculate, there is a lot less sperm in pre-cum than there is when a guy fully ejaculates.

Why Risk It?
So what does this mean? For starters, it is important that teens realize that they cannot be completely sure that pregnancy will not occur if they practice pulling out as their birth control method. It’s also important to realize that many guys cannot tell exactly when they are going to ejaculate, so there is always the risk that the guy will not pull out in time.

A pregnancy can occur when sperm are in the vagina or even just on the vaginal opening. In the event that the guy successfully pulls out, there is also the risk that his pre-cum will contain sperm. Even though the amount of sperm is much lower in pre-cum, it still might be there and this means that there is a chance of pregnancy. Is that a risk you want to take? And remember that pre-cum, whether it contains sperm or not, absolutely can transmit sexually transmitted diseases (STDs), so pulling out provides no protection against STDs.

I know that sometimes in the moment it seems like too much of a hassle to put on a condom, and you think to yourself, Hey, things will be fine if I pull out. Well, in those moments, remember that pre-cum isn’t guaranteed to be sperm-free. Condoms are made to protect people from both STDs and unplanned pregnancies, so why not use them? After all, it’s always better to be safe than sorry.

Wrong section

Wat she thought was her menstruation probably wasn't.
Some women have light bleeding or spotting very early in pregnancy – near the time their period is due – and they may mistake that for a period. No one knows what causes this. It is usually painless or with very little pain, unlike her usual menstruation (she may have thought that sex with you reduced her menstrual pain )

Some experts have suggested it might be "implantation bleeding" caused by the fertilized egg burrowing into the blood-rich lining of the uterus. It's generally a lot lighter than a typical period and lasts just a day or two.

She may have spotting after a Pap smear, vaginal exam, or sex. This is because there's more blood going to her cervix during pregnancy.

So she probably was pregnant and thought it was her mensuration.


As for using the withdrawal method, ejaculatory anhedonia is the term used to describe the condition in which men are able to ejaculate physically but do not have the accompanying feelings of release, pleasure, or orgasm. Sometimes referred to as "anorgasmic ejaculation," it causes no physical harm.

I know wat I'm saying, it may have happened to you. You may have released inside her without knowing.
Cummin and orgasm are two different things.

But she should conduct another test in your presence or you take her to a hospital of your choice (just to b sure) because these Christmas girls ehn...hmmm

aieo:
keeping the convo is one hell of a stress, especially when it's dependent on u

donklint86:
Exactly my situation at the moment.

At d start, it's nt easy. Don't ever fail d 3 seconds rule. U gotta keep talking (nt foolishly sha). It's like a trial and error thing till uve gt her on ur cross hair. Show her u r knowledgeable nd u got more self esteem dan she's gt, most importantly, dat u r confident.

Or u guys can try synesthesia or NLP or the cube or even a card trick (i learned quite a lot of "card magic tricks" nd it amazed dem gals making it feel free nd wanna talk more) till u can improvise a topic from d games uve played. Don't 4get to giv her a honest compliment (her smile, hair, nails, clothes) after uve gotten a real happy smile from her, but don't overdo d compliment

Note. Never show anyone how your trick is done

I gotta leave here o. U guys r reminding me of 1 gal dat has given me too many IOIs and I'm engaged abeg.

delectablegyal:
So how old are you now? U r using style to tell me that u r from a rich home, I hear u.


I know I will create folder and all of that. I've done it bt it's still not installing. Help me to tell ur friend who is a game expert. My mind says u have that friend who is a game expert.

Lol. I am d techie nd nerd . I'm done giving u a walkthrough.
Follow d instructions I'm giving nw or nt, it's nt my problem.
These r d minimum system requirements for FIFA 15 if ur system r nt up to dez requirements, u'll get crappy graphics nd screw up ur PC's GPU which z nt my problem.

CPU: Intel Q6600 Core2 Quad @ 2.4Ghz
RAM: 4GB
GPU: ATI Radeon HD 5770, NVIDIA GTX 650
DX: 11
OS: Windows V/7/8/8.1 -64-bit
HDD: 15.0 GB
Anything higher will work quite well


Create a folder on ur PC. Copy all files from all CD's into dat folder nd run d setup.
Now if dat doesn't work since u r obviously nt using d official Disc, dats nt my problem coz games split into multiple discs hv d tendency to still search for d original disc during installation. Best thing z to download a zip file or a single RIP image file online nd enjoy (downloaded games from d ryt sources hv neva failed me).


And look for dat bloody readme text file in der.

Posted is a screenshot of a site called kickass torrent (kat.cr) wer i get most of my games from. As u can c, der z a special installation nd a crack to d game. If ur cd doesn't hav 1, sorry.

unibenstudent1:
look at her

Dis z just cruel to me. R u some sort of a bully?

delectablegyal:
U don't know how to install it joorh......

Lol ok
Mind u, I've been using a pc since i was 7, baq wen der wer no laptops but Tower pc's, it's a shitty game i won't b able to install? Giving u d best walkthrough over d net since i didn't create d multiple installation dics nd dis z d tnx i get. If i was by u, I'll simply ask u to shutup nd go skip a rope while i play with d installation.
Lol. Bye bye. Trust me, u'll still do d same shii i mentioned. dats hw sure i am.

delectablegyal:
Disc 1, disc 2, disc 3. So what am I to do?

Usually, multiple discs like these require u copy out the files nd folders in der into 1 folder in ur pc (most preferable ur desktop) coz all d files needed in all 3 cd's r required to install d game.