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RomanceRe: I Feel Like Fvcking, Who Is Going To Help Me Out? by jmaxjohn(m): 7:44am On Jan 04, 2016
delectablegyal:
like i knew u followed me. I dn't even know u existed. Getthafvckouttahere
K. Tnx. Ure 2 kind. smiley
RomanceRe: I Feel Like Fvcking, Who Is Going To Help Me Out? by jmaxjohn(m): 7:35am On Jan 04, 2016
YTF am i following u again? undecided
RomanceRe: Is This Enough Reason To Breakup With My Boo? by jmaxjohn(m): 10:44pm On Jan 03, 2016
Estharfabian:
He's just your boyfriend for crying out Loud!grin

If he can't deal with "Forgiveness"...? dump his Ass!undecided

Besides, You guys should do a little "Communication"...It works wonders.

smiley
Car TalkRe: Help Make An Informed Decision. Toyota Highlander Or Hyundai Tucson by jmaxjohn(m): 9:49pm On Jan 03, 2016
slap1:
That's not an SUV.
I know dat. Just stating dat it's d only worthy hyundai to buy
FamilyRe: Wife's Infidelity; Please Advise. by jmaxjohn(m):
K. I'm baq.
So ur wife z cheating on u, hmmm.
Well, it seems she hasn't begun cheating physically yet (derz still slight hope), but trust me, if a real heart eater puts pressure on her, she'll break.
U hv 3 options, nd d 3rd option has worked for me b4 nd i kept my woman (dnt ask undecided)
(1) U either divorce her with d inconclusive proof u hv; trust ur cheating woman to turn it against u or (2) u play a game (to play d game successfully, ull need to sell ur soul to d devil and derz no coming baq).
The game involves u keeping d shut up and pretend like uve noticed nothing and then plan to catch ur wife in d act without her knowing she's been busted. After getting enough proof, den u do things to make her feel d same hurt u felt, and dat z wen u let out d secret u know (it'll reset her brain).
But ur soul wudv been long eaten up with hate and ur marriage ruined.
(3). U need to grow some balls and be a beast angry, show her u feel and know uve been betrayed. Call a family member of hers u can trust with a secret to ur haus, break her phone in front of her eyes, break ur tv set, let d rage eat u up, show her ur wedding photos, tear dem, cry, let her feel d pain of d husband she married; d husband she claims to love, grab a knife (no stab am o), shout, most importantly let her c u r hurt; let her know those male bastards (u hv no biz with dem) won't take her in if ur marriage, her home, collapses ryt nw; get ur wife baq for God's sake angry and stop being a sissy angry angry angry
Car TalkRe: Help Make An Informed Decision. Toyota Highlander Or Hyundai Tucson by jmaxjohn(m): 9:20pm On Jan 03, 2016
Well, not to digress from his question...btwn Toyota highlander and dat hyundai thingy....
If that's d choice he's narrowed down to, Highlander is beta...still doesn't beat d Acura tongue
Car TalkRe: Help Make An Informed Decision. Toyota Highlander Or Hyundai Tucson by jmaxjohn(m): 9:03pm On Jan 03, 2016
slap1:
Buy a highlander. I'm wondering whether Tuscon is really an SUV. E no get balance. But Hyundai Santa Fe looks more appealing than highlander.
D only hyundai I'll b willing to buy, ever, is d hyundai elantra
Car TalkRe: Help Make An Informed Decision. Toyota Highlander Or Hyundai Tucson by jmaxjohn(m): 8:58pm On Jan 03, 2016
Annybens1993:
I'm sad cry
Yyyy cry it's gon b alright okay!
Car TalkRe: Help Make An Informed Decision. Toyota Highlander Or Hyundai Tucson by jmaxjohn(m): 8:52pm On Jan 03, 2016
This isn't battle of the SUVs
http://www.edmunds.com/acura/mdx/2007/
http://www.edmunds.com/toyota/highlander/2007/
Enjoy

My advice....d Acura MDX 07 all d way (entertainment package)
Car TalkRe: Help Make An Informed Decision. Toyota Highlander Or Hyundai Tucson by jmaxjohn(m): 8:46pm On Jan 03, 2016
Mekky05:
2007 Highlander has the same 3 rows of seat,keyless entry,push to start button,navigation system,DvD player,heads up display,Rear view camera,hybrid,classic design and much more stronger than Acura. Honda really goofed in that their Acura.
U just mentioned d LIMITED 2007 highlander specs
BusinessRe: Is Importing From China Better Than Buying From Lagos? by jmaxjohn(m): 8:36pm On Jan 03, 2016
You're buying from the wrong source, ure buying the wrong goods from china, and ure using the wrong shipping method.
Make better research
Car TalkRe: Help Make An Informed Decision. Toyota Highlander Or Hyundai Tucson by jmaxjohn(m): 8:24pm On Jan 03, 2016
Ir seems u haven't heard or seen d Acura MDX 2007/2008 with entertainment package.
U will push ur toyota Highlander into a well once ure in dat car.
Take note dat Acura is made by Honda.

3 rows of seat.
Dvd player
Matured manly design
Rear view cam and lots lots more.

Google is ur friend.
RomanceRe: Man Proposes To His Girlfriend With 2 Rings, Gold & Silver In Helipad by jmaxjohn(m): 8:10pm On Jan 03, 2016
smh for plus size gals huhissapity
RomanceRe: Why Do Very Beautiful Girls Make This Mistake??? by jmaxjohn(m): 7:57pm On Jan 03, 2016
riczy:
y didnt u modify d junk u copied,daft!
GAWD!!!! undecided

EducationRe: Read Essay of NISD third edition best debaters :::(First Stage) by jmaxjohn(m): 6:57pm On Jan 03, 2016
scentmarlc:
Kudos to you guyz
scentmarlc pls take my mail and kindly ff baq. Pls we need to talk bout the NAIRAAwards
RomanceRe: What Year Did U Get Deflowered? by jmaxjohn(m): 6:06pm On Jan 03, 2016
I did it wen i was 6 with 1 calabar gal den. She was older dan moi. But gosh she's hot ryt nw, hotter dan i cud eva imagine.
Still a virgin tho. Nt lost my flower. tongue
Plan to lose it d day Chelsea gets relegated
#sobersex
RomanceRe: Post Your 1st 2016 Selfie (as E Dey Hot) by jmaxjohn(m): 4:59pm On Jan 03, 2016
lalasticlala:
Robot lalasticlala doing his thing grin
E resemble u tongue
I doubt not grin
All dez bots we have for moderators sef grin
FamilyRe: Wife's Infidelity; Please Advise. by jmaxjohn(m):
RomanceRe: 10 Most Ugliest Ladies On Nairaland by jmaxjohn(m): 4:33pm On Jan 03, 2016
tosyne2much:
cool
Tosyne2much pls ff baq. Need to ask u a private question
RomanceRe: Post Your 1st 2016 Selfie (as E Dey Hot) by jmaxjohn(m): 3:40pm On Jan 03, 2016
vheekie ur peeshur cry
RomanceRe: Post Your 1st 2016 Selfie (as E Dey Hot) by jmaxjohn(m): 3:20pm On Jan 03, 2016
STFUareyouGod:
Bros no phone to take selfie with. Phone yaf crash. Na PC I dey take surf cry cry
Put ya head inside d monitor for me na cry cry cry
RomanceRe: Post Your 1st 2016 Selfie (as E Dey Hot) by jmaxjohn(m): 3:17pm On Jan 03, 2016
Misspicy, obiorathesubtle, STFUareyouGod, wer una peeshur na cry

Cao, lalasticlala, breathing, Tosyne2much. Una peeshur cry

Naijababe, belindanono, brokenpearl. I want peeshur cry cry cry
RomanceRe: Post Your 1st 2016 Selfie (as E Dey Hot) by jmaxjohn(m):
grin

CelebritiesRe: Davido baby's Doctor's Report Leaked (See document) by jmaxjohn(m): 10:36am On Jan 03, 2016
misspicy:
shocked. if this is true,they should take that baby 1million yards away from the mother....
....and father
GamingRe: All About Gaming by jmaxjohn(m): 9:47am On Jan 03, 2016
tosyne2much:
Egbon, wetin dey happen for here? cheesy
Lol. I get wahala abi. Happy Sunday grin
RomanceRe: Why Do Very Beautiful Girls Make This Mistake??? by jmaxjohn(m): 9:45am On Jan 03, 2016
riczy:
c grammer,no pry Education or gini?
Dude it's called prior education. And dunce, i simply copied d op's post and changed a word or two.

U must be one of those 15 year old secondary sch kids huh undecided
PhonesIphone 5, Or 5c, Or 6 Earpods Needed by jmaxjohn(op): 9:43am On Jan 03, 2016
I know this is a crazy reason for opening a thread, but I'm obsessed with the output from the iPhone earpods and not found any genuine earpod on retail. Please if there's anybody out there who has and wouldn't mind selling it cry (or giving for free to a fellow NL in d spirit of the season grin), I'll be the most grateful. kiss
CelebritiesRe: Kemi-Olunloyo: Olamide Does Money Rituals by jmaxjohn(m): 9:13am On Jan 03, 2016
STFUareyouGod:
undecided undecided
grin grin grin grin grin grin
Dis z so hilarious. U hv d best name here on NL
CelebritiesRe: Kemi-Olunloyo: Olamide Does Money Rituals by jmaxjohn(m): 9:07am On Jan 03, 2016
STFUareyouGod? angry angry angry
CelebritiesRe: "Koredo Bello Went From Godwin To Godforbid In This Photo" by jmaxjohn(m): 9:01am On Jan 03, 2016
bettercreature:
grin grin grin grin grin
Not a laughing matter. It's very true
CelebritiesRe: "Koredo Bello Went From Godwin To Godforbid In This Photo" by jmaxjohn(m): 9:00am On Jan 03, 2016
niggi4life:
this guy is GAY!!!!!!!


Sorry to all the ladies trippin'. Including the infamous DJ Cuppy
True talk. Wudnt hv said shii, but since u said, i concur.
TV/MoviesRe: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by jmaxjohn(m): 7:45am On Jan 03, 2016
Ushio to tora. It's an anime

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