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GamingRe: What Game Are You Currently Playing? by jmaxjohn(m): 6:30pm On Jan 06, 2016
cao:
Infamous First Light.
come play with me, please. i'm for real
RomanceRe: Which Is More Tolerable In A Relationship; Body Odour Or Mouth Odour by jmaxjohn(m): 11:20am On Jan 06, 2016
scentmarlc, bro, i replied u by mail. I'll resend the mail again tho. Gud mawnin
Science/TechnologyRe: Strange Cow That Refused To Die After Its Head Had Been Cut(video) by jmaxjohn(m): 10:06am On Jan 06, 2016
Rule number 1 of killing large animals is to keep their eyes closed.
But dat cow must hv rili been in a new world of pain embarassed
LiteratureRe: Pleasure And Pain - A Short Story by jmaxjohn(m): 9:48am On Jan 06, 2016
refiner:
and who re uhuh
Ull remember in due time tongue
LiteratureRe: Pleasure And Pain - A Short Story by jmaxjohn(m): 9:43am On Jan 06, 2016
refiner:
hehhehe kids.....always get infuriated by any little fin.....
U again?
We rili hv to stop running into each other like dis. smiley
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage Teaches Her Son How To Read (photo) by jmaxjohn(m): 9:22am On Jan 06, 2016
Call me a pessimist but wats d big deal about dat? undecided
So ure a parent! It's nt new. Parents wu did nd hv done, nd still do dis don't get an award or praise, so y wud i or anyone b thrilled by dat undecided
CelebritiesRe: Davido Hospitalized, About To Be Discharged by jmaxjohn(m): 8:41am On Jan 06, 2016
Pity seeker
RomanceRe: Anyone Here On WHISPER by jmaxjohn(m): 10:57pm On Jan 04, 2016
obiorathesubtle:
undecided wey the we'll
Come party, and masquerades wey suppose welcome me?


I put you incharge and you no dy deliver.. I go sack you o
Ahhh sorry boss. Dem don sleep. We wer nt expecting d lord to show up at dis ungodly hour.
Even me sef go soon leave u to d unprepared banquet go sleep tongue
RomanceRe: ***where Can I Get POSTINOR-2*** I'm Not Ready To Carry A Baby** by jmaxjohn(m): 10:54pm On Jan 04, 2016
Does this look like a drug store?
You can find it on jumia or konga or aliexpress with express midnight delivery. Ode undecided
RomanceRe: Anyone Here On WHISPER by jmaxjohn(m): 10:50pm On Jan 04, 2016
obiorathesubtle:
This has bull_shiyt written all ovEr.
Ahhhhhhhh he z baq o shocked
RomanceRe: Am I Welcomed Here? by jmaxjohn(m): 10:38pm On Jan 04, 2016
[quote author=refiner post=41660173

follow?hw many timeshuh

well I like everyfin buh dislik nofin...get it? wink[/quote]Yh smiley . I'm sleepy. Gnyt.
Der r a lot of tinz in d "everything" ull nt just like, but love. Dying to figure dem out smiley gnyt friend
ComputersRe: Huawei USB Modem Unlocker - Download Here! by jmaxjohn(m): 10:33pm On Jan 04, 2016
femi4:
Yes, its now possible, hope its requesting for unlock code
No sir. After putting a different sim other dan d original (it's spectranet), it shows "Sim/usim is invalid. Software will now quit"
RomanceRe: Am I Welcomed Here? by jmaxjohn(m): 10:10pm On Jan 04, 2016
refiner:
lol.....fanx sweety..I appreciate
Follow nd let's get to know wat u like
RomanceRe: Pls SHARE To Increase My Chance Of Locating Her!! by jmaxjohn(m): 10:00pm On Jan 04, 2016
Ull find her again if it's meant to b. But dis z actually sweet
RomanceRe: Am I Welcomed Here? by jmaxjohn(m): 9:00pm On Jan 04, 2016
U r very welcome.
Lemme welcome u with a kiss like we do in russia kiss kiss


refiner:
hello romancelander.....nice meeting u guys.I registered November lastyr buh dis is my first time to visit romance section...my favourit section is d literature,celebrities and political section....may I know some of u guys?.well I admire some peepz here like misspicy,
prettythicme
missquote
laveda
tosyntomuch
kinglekan....dey re almost in every post...
and more that am not able to recall dere names(dont be offended).and of course lalasticlala.... so friends am I welcomed herehuhhuh
ComputersRe: Huawei USB Modem Unlocker - Download Here! by jmaxjohn(m): 12:56pm On Jan 04, 2016
Mr femi4, great job uve done on this thread after all these years.
As at last 2014, u said it was impossible to unlock d huawei e3276 modem. Is there any hope now?
Science/TechnologyRe: Priest Suspended For Riding Hoverboard During Mass by jmaxjohn(m): 12:39pm On Jan 04, 2016
KashyBaby:
I'm a Filipino & I disagreed on this priest's action...he may thought it's cool but honestly this is the house of God & he disrespect it...watta shame! angry
How please? undecided
FamilyRe: Wife's Infidelity; Please Advise. by jmaxjohn(m): 11:28am On Jan 04, 2016
Y do women think dat men wu don't ever cry, men who r not in touch with deir emotions, r d real men? huh huh huh huh
Nt asking d guy to cry like a helpless child. He's being too gentle dats y she's drifting farther to more spontaneous guys....arrgh...i rest my case abeg. U'll neva get it. Ure too mentally inefficient to get d point from a gentleman of taste nd class. tongue

I can't even drift emotionally because he won't take that at all.
dis z d only uselful thing uve said since u registered on NL. Abeg go wash plate.



Mizbaby:
Ur wife cheated on u.....

And u are crying and breaking stuff? Hmmn, are u a man at all huh

If I try that I will leave d house that very day, without my kids.

My husband is a real man ( that's why I love him very much). I can't even drift emotionally because he won't take that at all.

Men like u are d reason why some women will cheat. Period.
TravelRe: Pic: How I Almost Got Crushed By A High Speed Train by jmaxjohn(m): 11:03am On Jan 04, 2016
Ahhhhh dt headphone will kill uuuuuu. grin
Just gimme let me take d headphone (only o) for prayer missions. grin grin
After al i luv d output and i neva c apple earpods on retail to buy. Oga homeboy, wachyasay smiley


homeboy205:
Please all N'landers follow me thank God Oo I wouldn't have know today. At about 4:30pm yesterday I left my house at akobo Ibadan and I decided to take the railway track to Ojuirin Akobo, on my way I had my iPhone 6 in my hand and my original iPhone head phone blasting Olohun o je by Pasuma and Qdot. I was lost in the music that I didn't notice my environment. A carriage train was coming with high speed behind me, something just told me to observe my environment when I did I saw everyone looking at my direction,shouting, making hand signs but I couldn't hear anything but I understand the hand signs, they were telling me to get out of the track, 2 girls at the age of 7-9 ran towards me and they are making the hand sign immediately I grabbed them I took off my headphone, to my surprise the train is NEAR. It keeps the high tone horn blasting... After 5 seconds(without exaggeration) of me getting off the track the train passed by me with high speed about 80km per hr... My heart dropped from my chest to my feet and the only thing that came to my mind was my 6 month old daughter...

Thanks to God after all Olohun o je
My daughter is not a fatherless child
My wife is not a widow


Please lalasticlala help push this to front page, it might save someone else life you never know...

Heard the same thing happened last year at Aleshinloye junction along apata road Ibadan, the guy was said to have headphone on until the train crushed him...

Please all mod don't wait for graphic photos before pushing this to FP people just need to learn..



cc Seun
FamilyRe: Wife's Infidelity; Please Advise. by jmaxjohn(m):
Mizbaby:
undecided Beats me how some men dump women for the silliest reasons

......and then fight to keep a cheating wife lipsrsealed

Wonders shall never end.....

*runs away*
U hav a husband (nt a bf), u hv kids with him, u loved him nd still do, he's not cheating physically but emotionally he's drifting away from u, and u'll just giv up on ur marriage abi. Lol. No wonder women like u will let another women take over their home. Den ull lata cry dah he never loved u wen u wer neva willing to take charge of wat was urs. Mtcheeew. (seems ure nt in a serious relationship yet)
*i run farther from u*

For d op... Women start acting dis way coz dey feel deir men hv nothing more to offer, dey r nt sponateneous enough, dey r too gentle (if i Bleep up, he will still control himself). Den dat foolish thought grows into marital disrespect and uncontrolled flirting.
Shock her, break shit, become unpredictable, and tell me if u won't get uf respect baq. angry

Baq to u Mizbaby, if u hv cheated, or knows someone dat has, on a guy that loved u dearly b4 and wud neva cheat on u. Y did u, or d person, do it?

D fact z some relationships can b saved. She lied about d date coz she's scared nd still has a level of love nd respect 4 him (dats a classic emotional cheater). D fact dat he hasn't seen a text or chat saying "d sex was grt" or she hasn't openly disrespected him dat cheating z normal shows she still values him. Dis shii is fixable
RomanceRe: Is It Real.....please Be Kind With Your Replies by jmaxjohn(m): 9:55am On Jan 04, 2016
Don't say trust ur instincts. She's not Nigerian and needs insight into the Nigerian mind, dats why she's here huh

Hunnydropps:
Oh, I see. This is a tricky one bc it's common to be referred to as wife by others even if your just a girlfriend.

You will need to compare his words to his actions. Watch for unnecessary pressures from his side. Do background research like you would dating another man. Trust your instincts. Don't take anything you see or hear at face value if it seems fishy to you in one way or the other. Most of all...pray for discernment for all matters in your relationship.

I wish you the best. Happy New Year smiley
RomanceRe: Is It Real.....please Be Kind With Your Replies by jmaxjohn(m): 9:47am On Jan 04, 2016
Then the twins!
Did he say they were his girlfriend's cousins? undecided

GodFrearing:
He said he was never married and never had kids.... he said the picture he posted was of his girlfriend and saying he misses her and then people were saying he has a beautiful wife and he says thank you. He never said he has a wife on facebook. He just posted he missed her. And that it was just his girlfriend.
RomanceRe: Is It Real.....please Be Kind With Your Replies by jmaxjohn(m): 9:28am On Jan 04, 2016
xpac01:
What's up bae, it's too early get roughned ok? I don't even see how this trend got to be any of your minute business.
Moreover, did you by anyway peek into my thought to know what am about to advise the sishuh
PS: only a ma.d person calls a sane person foo.lish.
Have a pleasant day :[
Oh pls don't start huh
It's too early
RomanceRe: Is It Real.....please Be Kind With Your Replies by jmaxjohn(m): 9:26am On Jan 04, 2016
Here's d deal.
We can't help on that info without a name
If you'll leave a first name and surname here, or his fb details, caring Nigerians might look into it.


GodFrearing:
He showed me his house already and said he wanted me to come visit him and his door is always open. No he doesn't really avoid talking about his personal time. He texts me all day throughout the day. We have video called a couple of times. Generally I have not found anything really to contradict him other than those pictures from 2011 or so. I asked him if I can come by whenever I want without having to call. He said yes his door is always open for me. And he said when he starts his course and gets a job he will give me a key to his place. I am not terribly concerned about him seeing other people here it is more of back home if he really has a wife and kids......
RomanceRe: Is It Real.....please Be Kind With Your Replies by jmaxjohn(m): 9:21am On Jan 04, 2016
misspicy:
lol,that's the truth now

and can you see that Xpac01 trying to turn this into a tribal thing,read his last comment...
when will Nigerians stop been foolish?


good morning
Lol....most Nigerians won't grin.
Uve said enough, i rili don't wanna start talking on d matter either
RomanceRe: Is It Real.....please Be Kind With Your Replies by jmaxjohn(m): 9:04am On Jan 04, 2016
misspicy:
LMAO gringrin

he is using you,move on already
Chai. Y i call u sef cry
Mawnin dear smiley
RomanceRe: Is It Real.....please Be Kind With Your Replies by jmaxjohn(m): 9:00am On Jan 04, 2016
Estharfabian:
My comments are Always heartbreaking Huh??grin


Ur comments can make a lion toothless grin grin grin
Mawnin
RomanceRe: Is It Real.....please Be Kind With Your Replies by jmaxjohn(m): 8:56am On Jan 04, 2016
Estharfabian, i beg u, no comment cry. Dis 1 dat i can c u on d viewing list ehn grin
Misspicy, wachyasay
PhonesRe: 4g Lite Problem by jmaxjohn(m): 8:14am On Jan 04, 2016
How did u change d imei?
RomanceRe: A Nairalander's Hillarious Proposal To His His Girlfriend On 1st January 2016 by jmaxjohn(m): 7:58am On Jan 04, 2016
Wat proof der dat d guy is a NLer undecided

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