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AutoChick4U:
Referral, church, village. Basically you can meet a kind hearted wife anywhere.

pls remove "church"frm there

Amotolongbo:
Fisherman stand inside Third Mainland Bridge?
Person dey stand inside bridge?
I am not understanding again o

swear say u no understand wetin dey guy mean...

Uyi168:
. Na epa you be ooo...

oniovu bring ur mind down ooh

Uyi168:
.. back seat, even when there are plenty free seats in the front
ushers in my church know me very well for this.
and it's being more than five years now since I last went to church.

we are on same boat bro,its being 9yr now i last went to church..

Wat then happened to nigeria politicia?

Tallesty1:
This is nothing.

I have a friend who doesn't eat noodles at all because even 4 packs is not enough for him.

His senior brother eats once a day but he eats like a camel.

If Kenneth wants to cook spag, he will cook one pack with 3 cups of beans then eat everything at once with big bottle coke and 5 sachet waters.

hahahahaha una wn finish me with laff dis nyt

MJBOLT:

your boy or you??

exactly wat i wanted to ask,bcus his moniker alone says it all....

adebayo201:
I can finish 1 full size spaghetti in one sitting.

hahahahaha are u 4 real or jst joking?

Bola146:
One security man beside my house is called 7 fufu one meat he will finish all the 7 fufu in one sitting

hahahahaha 7 fufu at a sit?notin corruption no go see 4 nigeria

MISSCONGENIALITY:
Yes the waist beads are diabolical. I gave her the beads to use and draw men into the kingdom and your name has been submitted to the kingdom already. You better not break up with her except she asks for it cos if you do, your walking stick will never function again. Even if you catch her sleeping with your father, even if it's ones of your cousin, you must never break up with her. It would be better you jump down from 15storey building and die than to break up with her.
I know all this because I'm her mother who gave her the beads.











Hope you have heard what you wanted to hear.

hahahahaha

sportskid:
4:0.....wow!!! Arsenal could have done better

it shud hv been 7-0 by now if nt 4 their gud goal keeper

Mane...GOALLLL

Tjohnnay:
I am in tears right now How could i have stake on manure to double chance and still dey couldn’t draw, i stake manure and 5 other club 18,500 to win 72,800

Na only Manure spoil d ticket

Jux to draw d match dey can’t

Make thunder fire all d players and d coach

hahahahahaha

I see dj cuppy decamping to watford fc

We are liverpool WE NEVER WALK ALONE Arsenal go collect today

PlayMaker14:
Liverpool 1 - 0 Arsenal....


We are not like some clubs “Thrusting” the process with one Norwegian fraud.... Our players don't depend on Tap-ins and FREE penalty like one Ewu we know.

We are Liverpool, Arsenal will hear from us.



This Means More. YNWA!!!

the colour is red
YNWA...

Ussycool:
Arsenal darling, beat Looserpool for me.

Do me this favor and i will pay back in mean time.

My prediction.
Liverpool 1 : 3 Arsenal.

From ChelseaFC fan.

Guy hwfa....

dacblogger:
I wear waist beads cos I like the sight of it on my waist...it's kinda sexy

my kind of grl,more beads to ur waist jare...notin do u.

One man food is another poison,as 4 me i can't date a grl with out waist beads,bcus i love dem sexy...

kaywhy09:
If that happens, I'm going back to Nigeria

pls bro don't try it ooh,nigeria is hell on earth

Omicron007:


Waiting for Righteousness2 to come and say something and make it an end time story.

After he failed woefully in predicting that Covid would end the world

hahahahahaha Righteosness won't lyk dis

MondayOsunbor:
abeg no be the same apple adam and eve chop enter problem !
we Nigerians are eating anyhow

hw u take knw say nah apple dem eat,abi u dey there?

Omoh see beta meat

AFvckingAlpha:
As far as I'm concerned this piece is useless cos there are no jobs out there.

And nor be you go explain to job seekers how them go behave.

Hell ya, 4 years plus one extra year in the university, nah street I dey so, hustling and bustling to bring food to the table.

Even Buhari say there are no jobs for scholars gan, my niggarr level up.

I said what I said

damm niggar
hustling and bustling

Toosure70:
There is something great about this baba tinubu o

hope u are nt trying to bring politics into dis mata

uthlaw:
na werey you be....na person die,na comedy quote you de post!

na him 1st die,abi people never die b4?

OlawaleBammie:
Ok na, na person wey get money dey check the expiry date of his brother life tru machine..




Family wey no get money, na d final breath dem go just hear like this..... hmmmmmmm lobatan!!!


Some no go even dey around to hear the final hmmmmm cus they are on the lookout for hospital bill.



Dangote abeg tank God for ur life and privilege jare


Yesterday now davido accrued 200m whereas person wey dey owe me money sef never chop.

dis life no balance at all,i dey here dey fyn 10k 4 almost 1wk nah,i neva still get am,while person dey make over 200m in hours.i had to delete almost all my contacts bcus the are of no use.

lonelydora:
Please, we need to sign anything climate change o.

How can it still be raining heavily in Port Harcourt in November as if we are in July rainy season?

Climate don truly change o.

bros...bayelsa own dn pass rainy season,every day nah rain

Things dey happen ooh,the other day nah corpes wen dey beat fellow corpes inside morturay.today own nah corpes came bk to life inside another morturay...throughly the signs are every were,if u knw u knw.

Gadafii:
Benin people, una too do

Damn niggarr people

the woman get luck say she quick cum bk from meeting if not nah 6ft blw she for see herslf...

CampussNews:
Righteousness2 you have to say something about this.

righteousness2 will say"the signs are every were,these woman ressurated wen no body was expecting,same way jesus will cum like a thief wen we don't expect,repent now b4 its too late.bcus wat dis woman did is a clear example of end time ressuration...

PS: This world is not going to come to an end once you're dead That's your own end. so stop this end time

well spoken...