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Christianity EtcRe: See These Hilarious Christmas Decorations, Your Comments (pics) by Jochabed(f): 11:25am On Dec 19, 2017
The world is really coming to an end,what won't you see these days huh?
FamilyRe: Mothers..at What Age Should You Stop Your Husband From Bathing Your Daughter(s) by Jochabed(f): 11:22am On Dec 19, 2017
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RomanceRe: Not Having Intercourse For 66 Times A Year Can Cause Untimely Death by Jochabed(f): 11:17am On Dec 19, 2017
Mary slessor nko? mtcheww
RomanceRe: Stop!don't Marry Her!she Is Not A Virgin! by Jochabed(f): 11:14am On Dec 19, 2017
predmine20:
YEAH,for a purpose in order to show how they have been unfaithful to him,that's why he was told to do so,but not in these generation of moral breakdown.

Save yourself the pains,if you re a virgin and you re about to get married,kindly marry your kind for you to enjoy marital bliss.
Absolutely
RomanceLadies Gate 2. by Jochabed(op): 11:13am On Dec 19, 2017
She fed her flesh and lost her soul Her gate now a dumping site A hit and run avenue,which Accomodates lots and lots of natural microphones The mics swiftly,speedily swing in and out of the gate Not even with their real faces but Masked faces The screeching,bashing and moaning voice i hear Blame is crushing Guilt hunting Finger is pointing and i hear the word "he used me" Who use who? Good thing sets in STD says i am here Pregnancy says am welcomed "had i known" becomes the cliche At last the determined one exclaimed! The sacrifice has been made I am my virtue I am honored Ladies! guide your gate.
By Malik Barakat Timilehim.(copied from facebook) Thanks for reading.
RomanceRe: Stop!don't Marry Her!she Is Not A Virgin! by Jochabed(f): 10:58am On Dec 19, 2017
some men marry non-virgins,not because the choose to,but because it was God's will. e.g hosea in the bible,God told him to marry a prostitute.
RomanceLadies Gate by Jochabed(op): 10:51am On Dec 19, 2017
The security at the gate says
I am your dignity
I am your purity
I am your innocence
I am that place that has never been visited
I am your ibale
I am that scared temple that needs to be Sacrificed and Worshipped in form of Marraige and paying of brideprice.
The gate says:
I am an entrance to paradise or hell
That place enclosed in a thick wall
Filled with ambush of positivity or negativity
Depending on how he got to the Location
That place only the courageous enter and enjoy after sacrificing.
Lets break the gate i hear guys say
For great pleasure awaits us.
The determined one closes her eyes and
Imagins about the pleasure of having that natural microphone in her. And the angelic voice says to her
"Zip up,guide your gate and abstain till marraige
For this is a gift that once given it cannot be taken back
She opens her eyes and heeded to remain pure and guide her gate
She smiled and her smile lit up like wildfire
Making her rare
The undetermined hesistates and gave in,she refuses to heed to the angelic voice
FamilyRe: SO SAD!! Pregnant Teenager Suffering A Deadl Brain Tumor, Has 3 Months To Live!! by Jochabed(f): 9:58am On Dec 19, 2017
Jesus please heal her.Amen
CelebritiesRe: South African Pastor Arrested After Spraying Insecticide On Female Church Member by Jochabed(f): 10:47am On Dec 15, 2017
Not all who say Lord! Lord! will enter into the kingdom of God.
Nairaland GeneralRe: I Won’t Be Buhari’s Running Mate-tinubu by Jochabed(f): 10:27am On Dec 14, 2017
How sure are we!
Christianity EtcRe: Why You Really Can't Pay Your Tithe Even If You Want To by Jochabed(f): 10:49am On Dec 13, 2017
rejosom:
I don't want to doubt you because I wasn't with you when it happened. But it will help in the credibility of your story if you can answer these questions honestly:

How did he give to God?
Is 90% tithe?
Did he reinvest the 10% or did God magically threw him out o poverty?
90% is not tithe,but the man said how can he give God 10% and keep 90%. He said he better give to God the 90 while he keeps the 10. That was a risky move, so God decided to bless him in abundance. God said it in the bible, that if we tithe, we should try him and see if he will not open the windows of heaven and rain down unto us Blessings.
PhonesRe: "Nigerian Twitter Is Full Of Misspellings" - American Guy. Nigerians React by Jochabed(f): 10:42am On Dec 13, 2017
Spasmic:
No, his great grandparents weren't brought in from Africa, they were brought in from Asia. Olodo.
I never knew,but thanks for letting me know.
PhonesRe: "Nigerian Twitter Is Full Of Misspellings" - American Guy. Nigerians React by Jochabed(f): 10:35am On Dec 13, 2017
emmyquan:
..


someone is abusing Nigerians on twitter

n here u r on NL disgracing us
Am not disgracing us, am saying the same man calling Nigerians out,might even be a Nigerian.
PoliticsRe: I Am Not Happy That Nigerians Are Suffering - President Buhari by Jochabed(f): 8:52am On Dec 13, 2017
Sir Buhari, u don't care abt us. You just came to enrich ur self.
PhonesRe: "Nigerian Twitter Is Full Of Misspellings" - American Guy. Nigerians React by Jochabed(f): 8:51am On Dec 13, 2017
Huh? He might even be a Nigerian. Probably his Great grandparents were brought in from Africa.
Christianity EtcRe: Why You Really Can't Pay Your Tithe Even If You Want To by Jochabed(f): 8:49am On Dec 13, 2017
I know a man,who gave God 90% and he kept the 10%. He never knew poverty again. Tithe is too important to ignore.
Christianity EtcRe: Daddy Freeze Tithe Against Poverty (TAP) Challenge: Lady Gives One Million Naira by Jochabed(f): 8:24pm On Dec 12, 2017
AuroraB:
Dey don fry this one brain sad
Mgborie on fleek grin
All the issues abt tithe is written in the bible,just go read it. Bye
Christianity EtcRe: Daddy Freeze Tithe Against Poverty (TAP) Challenge: Lady Gives One Million Naira by Jochabed(f): 8:20pm On Dec 12, 2017
possibility99:
Guy if u are not running mad answer this question.... Who are those tithe pastors paying their tithe to?
The pay it to their church.
Foreign AffairsRe: Donald Trump Want Death Penalty For Terrorists by Jochabed(f): 8:15pm On Dec 12, 2017
abduljabbar4:
and he is yet to attack NK?
one step at a time.
Foreign AffairsRe: Donald Trump Want Death Penalty For Terrorists by Jochabed(f): 8:02pm On Dec 12, 2017
I love this man's no-nonsense attitude.
PoliticsRe: 26 Nigerian Women Buried In Italy: Saraki Reiterates Senate’s Resolve For Justic by Jochabed(f): 7:56pm On Dec 12, 2017
If Nigeria had self value and worth, this Great Nation will have been respected. But anything goes here,so other countries don't regard us as anything. The treat our citizens anyhow! RIP to the women
Christianity EtcRe: Daddy Freeze Tithe Against Poverty (TAP) Challenge: Lady Gives One Million Naira by Jochabed(f): 7:53pm On Dec 12, 2017
sogud:
Dnt mind him, he's tryin to b a legend incase he die Nigeria wil ve sumtin stupid to rmber n tag him....freeze did dis n dat.jst foolin himself, tinkin he cn disgrace pastors
I pray God opens his eyes.
Christianity EtcRe: Daddy Freeze Tithe Against Poverty (TAP) Challenge: Lady Gives One Million Naira by Jochabed(f): 4:24pm On Dec 12, 2017
Tithe is delicate, God said bring ur tithe to my house, so that there can be food. God himself will have to tell u too give it to someone else or a charity.Freeze is a total joke, he has no regard for God,how then can he regard tithe as something valuable.
NYSCRe: Ebimobowei Joshua Agai Centre Of Attraction At Delta NYSC Camp (Photos) by Jochabed(f): 4:06pm On Dec 12, 2017
Lol, bob finally led u astray.
RomanceRe: That Your A Virgin Doesn't Make You A Saint! by Jochabed(op): 3:50pm On Dec 12, 2017
ubunja:
and i will ride with any girl that fulfills all righteousness.
lol, k.
RomanceRe: That Your A Virgin Doesn't Make You A Saint! by Jochabed(op): 3:49pm On Dec 12, 2017
KreativGenius:
What's your motive for keeping yours?
one has to have a deep conviction,that ur not just keeping it so that ur hubby can be proud of u and hail u publicly, but ur doing it for ur self and knowing that,that has always been God's will.
RomanceRe: That Your A Virgin Doesn't Make You A Saint! by Jochabed(op):
ubunja:
look babygal, saying virginity without character is useless is like saying having a Billion Dollars without a job is useless. the billion dollars IS the job.a job doesnt matter if u have a billion dollars coz the aim of a job is to make a sh!tload of money.
just like virginity IS the character.a character is to make you keep your virginity till marriage. so character and virginity is one thing. you cant have one without the other.without character you cant remain a virgin for long. and if u remain a virgin for long thats character.
when his uncles come with dowry for u they ask one question: Is she a virgin?
not does she have a police record? or has she ever fought with another girl on the street?
coz all else is forgiven if she is a virgin. just like nothing else matters if she is NOT a virgin. a bright career and beautiful face cant be a substitute for your virginity.
u get it?
Bros mi!! some ladies keep their virginity just to fulfill all righteousness
RomanceRe: That Your A Virgin Doesn't Make You A Saint! by Jochabed(op): 3:37pm On Dec 12, 2017
KreativGenius:
Tushe, thank you..The moniker reminds me of one of those biblical princes/kings

I've run away from over five chicks, rich or poor or average or intelligence, character is the thing i look out for...i no get power shout
lol
RomanceRe: That Your A Virgin Doesn't Make You A Saint! by Jochabed(op): 3:33pm On Dec 12, 2017
KreativGenius:
Na character be woman not kpekus. Virginity/beauty my foot. I could pass on these easily,virginity and intelligence doesn't raise the kids. A woman with bad character irrespective of her priced possessions amounts to nothing, it's all over the book of Proverbs, these are the ones to run away from. If they manage to get married, they end up spoiling it with their bad character...virginity is a one-time thing, character is forever !
pure fact.
RomanceRe: That Your A Virgin Doesn't Make You A Saint! by Jochabed(op): 3:30pm On Dec 12, 2017
ubunja:
you cant be right.
virginity is THE character of a girl. a virgin doesnt have to prove herself on any other thing. her purity is enough. we will forgive everything else if a girl is a virgin. if a girl were to steal from me, i will forgive her instantly if i discovered she is virgin.virginity is the biggest thing in this world. thats why virgins are sacrificed and Jesus had to be born to a Virgin. even during Old Testament times when a kingdom was conquered only virgins were spared. all the men, boys, housewives and slay queens were killed. but God commanded " spare the virgins".
you must know that virgins are only hated by 3 groups of people.1.women who have lost their own virginity (especially under the cheapest circumstances and have nothing to show for it) and 2. guys who know they will never get a virgin and 3. guys that like Left Overs and Second Hand Goods( thats 80% of all men ).
virginity is gold.
whathuhNo
RomanceRe: That Your A Virgin Doesn't Make You A Saint! by Jochabed(op): 3:14pm On Dec 12, 2017
izaray:
But its getting too much and irritating nah. Go and do research on good things biko. And remove that your cap, its contributing to all this ur recent post undecided
k
RomanceRe: That Your A Virgin Doesn't Make You A Saint! by Jochabed(op): 3:12pm On Dec 12, 2017
Marshalxv:
I seriously don't understand your recent obsession with virgins. Haba, na person force u go break ur kpekus! sister,wetin don lose don lose ,get it straight and let our good virgins be.

On a serious note,virginity without a character amounts to trash.
you made me laugh.

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