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Politics / Re: Photo Of President Buhari In His Office Shared By The Presidency by Jochabed(f): 7:55am On Mar 27, 2020
I thought the said the office was been fumigated?
Politics / Re: Frank Okiye Tests Positive To Coronavirus by Jochabed(f): 1:02pm On Mar 25, 2020
With the way this virus is spreading rapidly, we need to turn our focus on God, he alone can stop this menace.

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Business / Re: UBA Bank Ebeano Estate Enugu Amid Coronavirus Issue (Photos) by Jochabed(f): 8:25pm On Mar 24, 2020
masterP042:
This covid 19 is not as fatal as media is portraying it to be. The hysteria is much. When there is this much pandemonium and fear, it will be hard for us to approach it sensibly and adequately.
Let's just maintain the advice from the medics. Maintain social distance as much as possible, avoid contacts, sanitize your hands and belongings, wash hands with soap and running water, avoid touching the face, wear masks outdoors if u have, and eat well, fruits and vegetables, to build the immune system.
Make we no fear, we have seen worse things here in naija, and we've overcome them.
We've seen worse things, but we have NEVER Seen Such a great pandemic like this. The whole world is shaking.
Health / Re: Why Some Virgins Don't Bleed during 1st sex By: Dr. Oyebade Obalola Jerry by Jochabed(f): 8:25am On Mar 24, 2020
IANAGI:


Beautiful. I thought you've fallen for one of the numerous temptations. It's not easy sha. Cudos.
It's all by his grace.

I'll ask again next year hopefully expect good news... (Engaged or married) you have tried God bless you with a good husband.
Amen!�
Health / Re: 40 Persons Infected As NCDC Confirms 4 New Coronavirus Cases by Jochabed(f): 5:57am On Mar 24, 2020
nairalanduseles:


Did he have mercy in 2nd world war?

Did he have mercy in 1st world war?

Did he have mercy with bush fires?

Did he have mercy with floods?

Did he have mercy when kids die ?

He got not mercy .......he loves seeing people suffer and be in pain.......

He is a sadist
Just so you know, the same God you despise is our only saving grace. Spain has started to call on HIM.

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Health / Re: Why Some Virgins Don't Bleed during 1st sex By: Dr. Oyebade Obalola Jerry by Jochabed(f): 5:49am On Mar 24, 2020
IANAGI:


Yes madam it's 2020 are you married or still a virgin?
Still standing strong! No one said as the years go by one should soil his/her testimony.
Health / Re: Edo Records First Coronavirus Case: 35 Cases Now Confirmed In Nigeria by Jochabed(f): 12:35pm On Mar 23, 2020
UTMOST10:

But believe me, Our God is bigger than this virus.
Sure!
Health / Re: Edo Records First Coronavirus Case: 35 Cases Now Confirmed In Nigeria by Jochabed(f): 11:01am On Mar 23, 2020
Trojan8:
What do "we" think?
There is more to this virus than what the govt is saying.
Health / Re: Edo Records First Coronavirus Case: 35 Cases Now Confirmed In Nigeria by Jochabed(f): 11:00am On Mar 23, 2020
SenecaTheYonger:


What would u then say about Italy getting 5000 cases in one daY?
I mean there is more to this virus, than what we know.
Health / Re: Edo Records First Coronavirus Case: 35 Cases Now Confirmed In Nigeria by Jochabed(f): 10:06am On Mar 23, 2020
This virus is bigger than what we think.

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Politics / Re: Aisha Buhari, Others React To News Of Atiku's Son Testing Positive To Covid-19 by Jochabed(f): 10:04am On Mar 23, 2020
Covid-19 respecter of none.
Health / Re: FG Has Announced 5 New Cases Of #COVID19 In Nigeria Totalling To 35 Cases by Jochabed(f): 10:03am On Mar 23, 2020
This virus is bigger than what we think.
Celebrities / Re: "Just Heard Some Bad News, Hope NCDC Announces At Some Point Today" - Naya by Jochabed(f): 10:01am On Mar 23, 2020
You should have announced it yourself.
Family / Re: Virginity Doesn't Guarantee A Stable Marriage (a Must Read for young ladies) by Jochabed(f): 8:36am On Mar 18, 2020
Real virgins don't blow their trumpets, the just read and pass. But for anyone to discredit them in a subtle way, I think it's not fair. We are at a time whereby sin is now normal, we are so use to it that we no longer celebrate morals. Yes. Virgins should not be foolish. By being virgins alone, the should come with extra oil which is character.
But For a lady to remain a VIRGIN in this present day, I don't care how her character is that alone should be commended. Do you know how many nights they go hugging their pillows due to the sexual urge the feel but yet still choose to close their legs, trust me it takes CHARACTER to do that. So all this character is better than virginity is all rubbish.

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Phones / Re: Coronavirus: 4 Ways To Properly Sanitize And Clean Your Smartphones by Jochabed(f): 9:58pm On Mar 14, 2020
[quote author=francisisking post=87447782]That's his own trademark... Nobody get o oh, thanks for clarifying it.
Phones / Re: Coronavirus: 4 Ways To Properly Sanitize And Clean Your Smartphones by Jochabed(f): 8:45pm On Mar 14, 2020
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Phones get alot of germs and bacteria
Pls must you begin all your comments with the phrase " dam niggar" I'm just curious to know why, no offense.
Religion / Re: Why Does God Allow Suffering? by Jochabed(f): 11:27pm On Feb 29, 2020
sonmvayina:
God is not a man or human being.. So God does not know what suffering is... You are just projecting your human emotion or experience as God's... You are experiencing suffering because you are a man , with blood running through your veins.. But God is not a man... God is existence itself... The divine consciousness that everything emanated from...
No, God knows what suffering is. Don't forget he was once a human being. God is fully aware!!
Crime / Re: Wife Attacks Side Chick Who Made Her Husband Request For Anal Sex From Her by Jochabed(f): 4:09pm On Feb 29, 2020
adecz:

Anal sex ké !! shocked shocked shocked shocked



That's why we love side chicks
sohhhh much..


They are 'sweeter' wink wink & ready to
satisfy your every fantasy............



I pray your daughter doesn't become a side chick! You have no idea of the unbearable pain this wives go through just to keep their home. Most women loose sight of themselves just to have a good home, all the unending sacrifice a woman makes, and it's anal sex that will make you cheat. If your dad did this to your mom will you boldly stand here and write this?






















....... but @ a price $$$$ cool cool cool cool cool














The wife sef no try,
see how dull & dowdy she
is dressed, like a south African, Zulu
grandma.
And you blame the modern
husband for looking for a sharp bad.



Married women should look
after themselves, or we look elsewhere


Celebrities / Re: Model Goes Completely Blind After Tattooing Eyeballs (pictures) by Jochabed(f): 4:39pm On Feb 27, 2020
Some people are the architect of their own problem.

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Celebrities / Re: I Wish To Get Married After My Waec, A Husband Is Better Than A Degree by Jochabed(f): 11:15am On Feb 26, 2020
Whatever works for you. Some marry early and it works out, some do and it doesn't. It's not about when you marry, it's about Who and Why you get married.
Sports / Re: Deontay Wilder Taken To Hospital After Tyson Fury Defeat by Jochabed(f): 6:39pm On Feb 24, 2020
Bigval5:
Next time, there are things you joke with, not with God Almighty
Absolutely. Not everything you include God. Cause when you challenge him, he will definitely show up.

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Celebrities / Re: Hollywood Actress Nancy Celebrate 50th Birthday With Stunning Photos by Jochabed(f): 5:07pm On Feb 24, 2020
What's the world turning into?
Celebrities / Re: Hot! 2 Nigeria Transgender, Bobrisky Vs Oluwa Lagos, Who Will You Go For? by Jochabed(f): 3:15pm On Feb 20, 2020
Sin is now normal. I can't believe you want is to choose who is more pretty between two guys that need the hand of God in their lives.

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Celebrities / Re: OAP, Moet Abebe, Poses Braless In New Photos by Jochabed(f): 10:13am On Feb 12, 2020
Anytime I hear of Moët, it's always about an exposed cleavage.
Family / Re: Don't Marry Me If You Won't Allow My Relations To Stay Or Visit Me. by Jochabed(f): 7:04am On Feb 07, 2020
But this relatives had houses before you got married right, so why the sudden change of accommodation immediately you get married. I'm not against relatives coming to visit, but must relatives move permanently to your house after your married? It's not healthy especially for a young growing marriage.

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Family / Re: What Is The Most Silly Seemingly Impossible Thing You've Ever Asked God For? by Jochabed(f): 8:03pm On Jan 22, 2020
Uyi168:
..
The part u said 'you've seen'...
That's a lie sis...
Ok... Let's not argue
Family / Re: What Is The Most Silly Seemingly Impossible Thing You've Ever Asked God For? by Jochabed(f): 10:29am On Jan 22, 2020
CAPSLOCKED:


running away as usual? I thought you knew what you were saying?
Lol.. I just remembered you, we are always on opposite ends, we have never agreed. So that is just it
Family / Re: What Is The Most Silly Seemingly Impossible Thing You've Ever Asked God For? by Jochabed(f): 10:06am On Jan 22, 2020
CAPSLOCKED:


for you to say that there's nothing god cannot do, it's a mere "belief" and I have no problems when you exercise your beliefs verbally.

however, one has to be the greatest liar to ever live when he/she "claims" to have witnessed an amputated limb grow back, or ss genotype magically transforming to something else, as a result of prayers and miracle of his/her god.

if you can lie like this for a god that doesn't live, you can actually kill people like us who would rather question the silly things you believe, than believe and join in circulating your lies.
I just pray you encounter God for yourself. Do have a nice day!
Family / Re: What Is The Most Silly Seemingly Impossible Thing You've Ever Asked God For? by Jochabed(f): 10:05am On Jan 22, 2020
Uyi168:
..
Buh u just lied naa..
wink
There is seriously no need for us to argue, if one can believe that God can raise the dead, then what's an amputated leg to him. When he said nothing is impossible for him, he wasn't mixing words.
Family / Re: What Is The Most Silly Seemingly Impossible Thing You've Ever Asked God For? by Jochabed(f): 6:14am On Jan 22, 2020
1Sharon:


Do you believe in miracles at all?
Family / Re: What Is The Most Silly Seemingly Impossible Thing You've Ever Asked God For? by Jochabed(f): 6:12am On Jan 22, 2020
CAPSLOCKED:



This has never happened anywhere in the world! NEVER. HAPPENED.
You say this cause you don't know. But if your a christian, you will know that there is nothing God cannot do.

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