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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jodera: 9:26am On May 16, 2021
Havertz10:
with mount playing 10, na so we go be, I really want tuchel to excel but mount is going to destroy his career at Chelsea and many other managers, I no mind since non of them wan get sense

new manager comes, british press will force mount on him, mount's father will be everywhere stoking british middleclass sentiments, mumu people will be hyping him, ignoring how useless he is, if Chelsea go relegation on this mount matter I no mind self, na cruise control I dey since november

Everytime tuchel wants to experiment, he sends mount back, everytime, meaning say if every attacking player hit top form, tuchel no regard mount as an attacker
Lol... This your cruise control sha.

Your hatred for Mount far outweighs your love for Chelsea. If it's so, better look for another club to support cos it's seems you don't truly/fully love Chelsea the way you claim you do
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jodera: 9:22am On May 16, 2021
Exonerate1:
Seems you guys already forgot that Xhaka free kick. That goal was a good goal and there's no assurance Mendy is saving that.

No be here we dey when Mendy conceded 5 goals to west brom he didn't even move for any of them
for every one xhaka free kick(let's call it shot) that enters, I can name four of that, that didn't enter with Mendy, can you say same for Kepa?
Reason why I said 96% he's saving that(Mendy) not 100%
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jodera: 8:22am On May 16, 2021
Havertz10:
instead of you to feel ashamed that your club went from following Chelsea to drag a game to parking bus, you here are bragging about a game that no one cares about, I remember when we used to park bus against teams, I hated it

That's why I never liked Mourinho, I don't like people that play like that, klopp might have his fallings but when his team catches fire, dem no burn you well
All these shalaye because Mr "pure intelligence" disappeared wen it matters most grin grin
Back to back final fa cup losers grin

N- national
B- bottling
C- Chelsea club grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jodera: 7:50am On May 16, 2021
Havertz10:
arsenal and Fulham is there any difference? Una can think so highly of una selves cheesy

See this europa league hopeful cheesy
Lol... So why did his "pure intelligence" disappear like Houdini when y'all needed it most grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jodera: 7:33am On May 16, 2021
CapitalCee:
If this happen i will also do a good giveaway. The one i am dead sure is that Pep will trash them in the Final.
Bros, I don book oo
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jodera: 7:31am On May 16, 2021
Expert17:
He didn't take a step before diving......dived flat footed.

Mendy saved this type of shot against Man utd
Exactly!.... I wanted to add this too, I didn't know I skipped that.

So many wrongs Kepa made for that goal
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jodera: 7:27am On May 16, 2021
JayKayMaybachz:
2008:
- Sack manager mid season
- Beat Man Utd 2-1
- Lose domestic cup final
- Lose in UCL Final to a Manchester club

2021:
- Sack manager mid season
- Beat Man City 2-1
- Lose Domestic Cup Final
- Manchester club in UCL Final…
no no no!!
Now this table is turning grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jodera: 7:13am On May 16, 2021
raumdeuter:
If this happens. As in Chelsea drops out of top 4 and lose the CL final.
I will do giveaway before the start of next season
I beg, I don book oo
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jodera: 7:09am On May 16, 2021
Android17:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdD4p10wkY8

Minute 6:22. Watch it again and again. Watch when the shot leaves Tieleman's foot then from that position, pause it as that is the point the keeper should dive. Then see if Mendy's arms will be 15 inches above Kepa's at that time to save the shot. It is easy to pause a shot when it is just over Kepa's arms without considering when he reacted to the shot. Meanwhile, people with lower center of gravity will dive quicker than taller people.
To be sincere, after watching this with an open mind again, A Mendy would have tipped that ball at least to the bar(underside) or parry it away. Forget about the ball too extreme, kepa also was positionally suspect unlike Mendy who was king of positioning. 96% chance Mendy will save that

NB:... This isn't from a Chelsea fan bro
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jodera: 6:54am On May 16, 2021
Silentgroper:
U want a taller keeper, lol. Come lets swap alisson 4 ariz.. Mke u knw xay no be abt tallness.
I put it to you that you don't know what you're wishing for.
Thank goodness you're not Liverpool's technical director
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jodera: 6:50am On May 16, 2021
Havertz10:
just look at havertz 2nd goal against Fulham

Pure intelligence, not brute force with no end product

https://j.gifs.com/16wjxG.gif
Why didn't he do such against arsenal when he had the opportunity again?
Abi na only Fulhams of the world him sabi score grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jodera: 8:01pm On May 15, 2021
Roland17:
Fredoooooo come out of hiding oh! Na only back to back L.. You no kill pesin...
Abeg drag am like gen nyansh grin cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jodera: 7:39pm On May 15, 2021
popizaino:
In 2016, we did the hardest job by beating a high flying Tottenham side in the semifinals,only to go lose to an easy side arsenal in the final .


In 2020, we also did beat man united in the semifinals who has beaten us twice that season to go lose to an arsenal side who didn't make top 4 .


Come 2021, we also beat the epl champions in the semifinals only to go lose to an easy Leicester city side.


Painful
Chai...
You been no tell your comrades all these your shalaye oo.

But this one no follow script na. Na 2012 and 2021 we know. Which wan be 2016 and 2084 again grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jodera: 7:33pm On May 15, 2021
Omo, na 29th I dey wait for.
Even tho I no sabi troll, I must troll dat day.

The delicious feast Chelsea fans set, men can't just look and pass.

E go wrong nau grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jodera: 7:24pm On May 15, 2021
biomustry:
It is becoming a reality
May Atum answer our prayers completely on May 29th grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jodera: 7:23pm On May 15, 2021
SodO9:
In 2012 Chelsea played an English club in the fa cup final, today they played another English club grin grin
Are you thinking what I am thinking
Chelsea played fa cup final on Saturday in 2012.

In 2021, they're playing on Saturday again

Yesso, I'm thinking what I'm thinking grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jodera: 7:20pm On May 15, 2021
adebayo201:
Earthquake and volcanic eruptions. cheesy grin cheesy grin
oh earthquake and volcanic eruption happened in 2012 and now? grin grin

Na to wait for 29th for erosion and hurricane to come sweep here oo grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jodera: 7:14pm On May 15, 2021
1 down (fa cup)

One more to go (UCL)

Make we use this one open belle small, na 29th suppose be the real feast grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jodera: 7:12pm On May 15, 2021
How far??

Wetin una talk say happen for 2012 again? grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jodera: 6:49pm On May 15, 2021
BlueRayDick:
No mind dem. Towel Mendy wey no catch this ball wey human wall dey there, na him wan catch that sweet shot grin
See the distance sef grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jodera: 6:43pm On May 15, 2021
BlueRayDick:
Suddenly they rememver Kepa is short grin. Xhaka also score shot for Mendy hand ó, his long hands didn't help him.
if na kepa xhaka score that free kick, we for dey hear say "if na Mendy, if na Mendy" grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jodera: 6:39pm On May 15, 2021
rationalmind:
Yeah. He really deserved it
you know even allow make goal enter net finish sef grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jodera: 7:56pm On May 13, 2021
timbros:
Just look at the way you successfully contradicted yourself in two sentences.

Which other fault are you looking for when you have already admitted the main mistake? If Jorginho had passed the ball with his head up, the pass wouldn't have gone to that direction. He would have passed it straight to Kepa. There would not have been a scramble. Aubameyang wouldn't have pounced on the loose ball. Smith Rowe wouldn't have scored. All this back and forth wouldn't have happened.

And don't talk about any delay from Zouma because the moment Zouma made that pass, Jorginho had the whole time in the world to even trap the ball if he wants, raise his head and pick out his keeper. He was under no pressure to make such wayward pass.
I don't know how people are not getting this grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jodera: 12:48pm On May 13, 2021
BlueRayDick:
grin

This sums it all up. If u are still blaming zouma for Jorginho playing the ball straight into his own goal post, mehn.....I don't know what to tell u
Lol... Isn't this the exact situation between xhaka and Leno against Burnley earlier this season and most people were blaming Leno for passing to xhaka grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jodera: 12:46pm On May 13, 2021
timbros:
I don't think so.

Considering where Kepa is and the direction of the ball, it can be argued that that's not a back pass. Silva is just by the side. What if the ball was meant for Silva?

For me, that's a loose ball.
Pure back pass.
Everybody knows that pass is intended for kepa as it's aimed towards the goalpost side. Silva was never close to the goalpost na
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jodera: 12:44pm On May 13, 2021
timbros:
He made nothing difficult for Jorginho. Absolutely NOTHING!

Jorginho was not even under pressure when the pass came! What are you talking about sef? He was even free to make a half turn and pass to Silva, deleting Smith Rowe and Aubameyang in the process.

Zouma played a neat pass that posed absolutely no danger.
Gbam!!!

How Jorginho turned the harmless pass to a very dangerous and critical situation is entirely on him.
What suppose concern zouma there?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jodera: 12:41pm On May 13, 2021
Amoto94:
Jorginho, Zouma and Kepa are all culpable for the goal they all didnt cover themselves in glory for that goal.
This one even add kepa grin grin

Kikikikiki cheesy grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jodera: 12:38pm On May 13, 2021
handelex:
Consistently? Like for example one of the times I've felt such joy and emotion for another team was Chelsea vs Barca in 2012.

I nearly beat one girl wey be Barca fan that night cos of the rubbish she was yapping, I celebrated that Torres goal like say tomorrow no dey cheesy
You see what I'm saying with the bolded grin?

Now just imagine someone being consistent with what you do alongside loving man u. grin grin

But it's rare for someone to love 2 teams from same league tho. Maybe one from EPL and another from la liga and so on
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jodera: 11:26am On May 13, 2021
handelex:
Exactly, the bolded makes it impossible.
Not impossible tho.
They're some people that have such emotions and joy for two different clubs. grin cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jodera: 11:11am On May 13, 2021
handelex:
How’s it possible for a fan to change clubs sef undecided

I find that impossible, like there's no way I can quit United for another club, how will it even work undecided
Lol... Na cruise me and Alabi dey catch jarey. No mind us.

I don't think I can change club oo, highest if arsenal too tire me, highest I no support any club again, but to change club, mehn, I no sure.

Tried it with man city 2011, the joy and emotions after each winnings and loss is just not there
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jodera: 11:06am On May 13, 2021
KingAlabi:
Life is full of ups and downs you know grin
Pleasure and pain cheesy cheesy cheesy
Lol...
Na so na grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jodera: 10:57am On May 13, 2021
KingAlabi:
It is not too late, you can still join United, na red we both dey wear finally. grin
If I port to Man u now, the beef and trolling between me and my sister and some of my friends no go sweet again grin grin

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