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gamesb:
WORDS FROM A FATHER TO HIS SON ABOUT WOMEN AND MARRIAGE
I got this on FB and thought it wise to share with you guys. It's funny but there are a lot of sense here:

1. My son, if you keep spending on a woman and she never asked you if you’re saving or investing, and she keeps enjoying the attention, don’t marry her.

2. My son, a woman could be a good wife to you, some could be a good mother to your children but if you’ve found a woman like a mother to you, your children and your family, please don’t let her go.

3. My son, don’t confine the position of your wife to the kitchen, where did you get that from? Even in our days, we had farm-lands where they worked every morning... that was our office.

4. My son, if I tell you that you’re the head of the house, don’t look at your pocket; take charge.

5. My son, if you want to have a long life, let your wife be in-charge of your salary, it will be difficult for her to spend it when she’s aware of the home needs and bills to pay but if it’s in your care, she will keep you asking even when all has been spent...

6. My son, don’t ever beat your woman, the pain in her body is nothing to be compared to the wound on her heart and that means you may be in trouble living with a wounded woman.

7. My son, when you marry, if you live a bachelor-life with your wife, you will soon be single again.

8. My son, in our days, we had many wives and many children because of our large farm-lands and many harvests, there are hardly any land for farming anymore, so embrace your woman closely.

9. My son, under the cocoa tree that I did meet your mother could be your eateries and restaurants of nowadays, but remember, the closet thing we did there was to embrace each other.

10. My son, don’t be carried away when you start making more money, instead of spending your money on those tiny leg grlss that never knew how hard you worked to get it, spend it on that woman that stood by you even when there was no money, not those always asking for money.

11. My son, when I threw little stones or whistled at the window of your mum father’s house, to call her out, it was because I missed her so much.

12. My son, whenever your girl changes, if it's because of money, then she wont be a good wife.

13. My son, your mother, rode the bicycle with me before I bought that tortoise car outside there, any woman that won’t endure with you in your little beginning should not enjoy your riches.

14. My son, don’t compare your wife to any woman, make her see reasons to change until u get tired.

15. My son, there is this thing you people call feminism, well, if a woman claim to have equal right with you in the house, divide all the bills into two equal parts, take one part and ask her to start paying the other part.

16. My son, I met your mother a virgin and I took more yams to her father, if you don’t meet your wife a virgin, don’t blame her, what I didn’t tell you is that our women had prestige.

17. My son, I didn’t send your sisters to school because I was foolish like many to think a female child won’t extend my family name, please don’t make that mistake.

18. My son, your mother have once locked up the cloth I was wearing and almost tore it because she was angry, I did not raise my hand to beat her because of a day like this, so that I can be proud to tell you that I never for once beat your mother.

19. My son, in our days, our women had more of natural beauty, though I wouldn’t lie to you, some had minor painting of their appellation mostly on their arms, the ones you people now call tattoo, but don’t forget that they didn’t expose any part of their body like your women of nowadays.

20. My son, your mother and I are not interested in what happens in your marriage, handle your issues.

21. My son, remember I bought your mother’s first sewing machine for her, help your wife achieve her dreams just as you’re pursuing yours.

22. My son, don’t stop taking care of me and your mother, it’s a secret of growing old and having your own children to take care of you too.

23. My son, pray with your family, there is a tomorrow you don’t know, talk to God that knows everything, everyday.

this is damn inspiring

franciskaine:
and can't our problem be solved within 4yrs?

It can buh no be 1 man job naa. Abi? I av no prob wt ur post just dat u singled out GEJ to blame in case like dis. I knw u r nt a child, u knw hw democratic govt is being run. #peace


NB: am nt a fan of dis govt. Neither do I belong to any political party.

franciskaine:
Let it fall even below $30, make our yeye politicians and unserious Nigerians get sense. The price of oil has been over $100 for years now, far above our budget benchmark yet no meaningful savings for the rainy days. Some unscrupulous elements will come here and start shouting GEJ till 2019.

but bros, our problem no start 4yrs ago naa

shadowgwalker:
îd¡0t!!!

its now obvious, girls are not usually dis aggressive. Foolish boy!

shadowgwalker:
this is why I will marry from my village, the girls don't go naked like Nigerian girls of these days.

Am I not seeing well someone is fooling himself? But dat is None Of My Business!

Good analysis

datguru:
And you call this your encounter? Listen let me share briefly, an experience with aro baggers in RSUST ( rivers state university of science and technology)

On a cool evening after lectures, I followed the back gate with my friends and we were going towards azikiwe. Just before the gate, we saw a nigga sitting in the field and we all knew he is a nigga because odin is working in him.

Nigga: aboy ! Aboy!! Aboy!!!

We all kept silent as if we didn't hear

Nigga: wey you! Aboy!!!

We then decided to stop to avoid problem.

Nigga: three of una make una come, infact make only that middle guy come ( that's me)

I was a fresher and the other guys were in year 3 so I think he had a target.

Nigga: na you abi, so na you!!

I was shivering and wondering what he meant.

Me: senior boy wetin I do now, I just follow my friends dey come back from lecture.

Nigga: shut up! I dey talk you dey talk, you want make I start to dey cut you? So na you! You follow for one of those guys wey fall our man for mile 2, no worry, you go join am today.

I was shivering very bad and my heart was pounding heavily to the extent I was stammering.

Me: senior boy no be me oo, I just come new for this place. Abeg no be me.

Nigga: you say wetin? Your own don be! No worry, you go see, shey na you be their chief strike! Na me personally go comot your eye. Na you ! You think say I no go recognise you ?

I almost pee on my clothes, then he dragged me down to where some other niggas were sitting, by this time my friends have took to their heels.

Nigga: Aro, see the manchin here! ( Talking to the other guys)

Aro: aboy wida, who goes!

I was quite, I just felt like the ground should open and swallow me. Then he comes close to me.

Aro: wetin you hold there?

Me: na just my phone and wallet

He comes closer and collects them after searching me thoroughly.

Aro: start from here dey run dey go, make you no look back. If you mumu, we go just waste you here. *slaps my head* oya dey run.

Me: I took to my heels and ran as fast as my legs could carry me.


Even as I'm typing this thing, I'm still shivering. No be small thing that day

misreal:
na people like you wen 419ers like.

whatz he saying again

Source

Legacy44:
Truckload of crap

nawa 4 u oO U fr just talkk ur own naa

sage2:
Well, I am a nice and shy guy. But one thing my mom never did is raised a fool. I am one of the few nice and shy guys who always finish first. I have had tonnes of girls say this to me, "so you are like this? I can't believe that you will ever do this to me". And trust me, I did nothing wrong. My only fault is that based on their own reading of me, I was expected to act my way into a particular character they had imagined me to be. It turns out I always act true to my real element. The good thing is, they always learn to love and respect the true me - a no nonsense nice, shy and sharp bad guy with too much swag.

Any-which-way, I like ur rap bro.

Tnx Op

chymystique:
LOL.. Okay before I share it, I want to know how the hymen can grow back?




Is this paragraph for real? Lol.. Ve never heard of it oo.. Thank you for telling us this new scope

U wnt 2 give it a shot?

Mprex:
Singing and dancing*



we go chop your money, chop your money, chop your money!
We dont care cuz you get am plenty



Op, on a serious note. If girls that come around you are just intrested in your pocket, then there is a possibility that you are the one flashing your chicken change in their faces

the day you get responsible, you will most definitely attract responsible ladies into your life


*blocks face against bashers

Amaechi can Rap!

WTF... dis kinda thread is synonymous with broke niggies. Dnt knw if OP is pretending to b broke sha. Buh 1 tin is fr sure; u cnt get a lady dis way, I mean it's CHILDISH
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#no_offence

iceberylin:
Wahz this one saying

whaz this one reading?

@Op To avoid falling out of love; Keep Loving. Tnk me leta

I fink guys care only if its on d married finger

prettythicksme:
Guys why do you date more than one girlfriend because i never get the answer to this question or did punnany sweet pass punnany nii or you too dey have ladies as maga1,maga2.......etcThere a friend(male) of mind if you see the list of all is girlfriends nl guys go fear,i wonder wetin he dey use them do!!!

This question wil make sense if only u replace d position of guys with ladies. To some lazy ladies 'more BFs means more money in Bank a/c. buh to guys its d oda way round--spending more

adekoonlay:
Until then sha, and who know I might live till then that's y I eat wat I want now, f9_k wat I and and buy wat I want. Life is to short to start thinking about wat the future holds ooo, u might not live to see such days. One day at a time.

ok

adekoonlay:
I've got no plan for marriage in the nearest foreseeable future so any girl that dates me now should know she's in for a marathon, else make she find her square root but na after I chop pomon ooo

wen u ready naw u strt crying wife nor dey, na only bitches

stanconnect:
Lol...r u also a proudly single?

fixed

Interesting

Tallesty1:
same here

Oga sir. Guys are usually single just before/during the festive periods--like Christmas.hehehehe