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MzPreshie:
There's guys' code too? Interesting..

yes and yes, very interesting.

Lots of questions begging for answers. Lols ....Meanin...

penzino:
Come finish the list na.

d list dey finish?

Why am I not seeing my smileys?? Or is my phone?? Help!

qadeerkug:
waiting i feel agree am nah if den go put 15miller in ground

lols

amakufrancis:
Jim iyke go gree naw

forget dat im gra gra fr film oO. Dat guy na real fear fear!

Dat "Sometimes In April" eh, if no be say I remember say na film?

Biker bah?? Good for him **exits thread**

Lol

Yeah, buh d guys code help us cope/get over it.

I trust ma fellow 9ja dem. Who go gree dat kind tin here??

I like dat of d coca-cola on Super Sport. Lols

EfemenaXY:
Okay.

hehehehe

I fink everyone on NL is a philosopher/psychologist. Always analyzing life, yet we live wrongly like always, really. May God Help us understand the real mystery of life that will ensure our survival and help us achieve our dreams IJN.

texanomaly:
So he is a wonderful man because he gave you expensive shoes? Did he not "rock" your world before he gave you the shoes? Why was there no "I love you so much" thread before the shoes? Was he not worth it before?

questions begging for answers. Op oya waka com answer ooO. 9ja babes wt material things.

texanomaly:
So he is a wonderful man because he gave you expensive shoes? Did he not "rock" your world before he gave you the shoes? Why was there no "I love you so much" thread before the shoes? Was he not worth it before?

questions begging for answers. Op com answer ooO. 9ja babes wt material things.

Ok, Op go for them. #peace

[Quote]Hamatrony:
Frm ur point numba 4, tnk God u mention
mother, abeg if ur mum neva get married 2 ur
dad, wil u exist?[/Quote]

slimmy05:
do they need to get married to have him? Fish brain

Must you insult to educate person? How some of u guys behave somtymz baffles me. Be civil abeg!! Dnt quote me!

STENON:
This topic ought to be "How to affect/Destroy your Grades (cgpa) by Dating a Lady on campus "

yet u'all dated/still dating on campus ooO. I wish people in here ar actually as serious as they wil always make us bliv in reality. Or maybe every Nairalander is a genius, who knows

enkay4love:
. Choi! I see.

lols. U wicked ooO

Mrkuvuki:
Well it depends on the dictionary you're using, some online urban dictionaries will tell you that:

hustler  [hus′lər] a hustler is a person who is aggressively hard-working who knows how to get around problems, or a person who makes money by doing something dishonest.

So what's the difference b/w this definition and Op's?? Sir.

I think she is pretending to b happy rather.

Ahijobuzuzu:
I call them all mama cos sometimes I don't know which of am speaking to on the fone, so I never get caug ht

hehehehehehe

HighBK:
She was intimidated. Obama is really good with words. Classic Politician!

Just Imagine how he(Obama) turned that supposed awkward moment around in an amusing manner.

"Obama cann talk"

"... what you want to pee again?"
Let's do this. Why don't you take her uterus, put in
your belly, and then let it grow till it's stuck in
bumper-to-bumper traffic with your bladder! Later,
we'll have your kidneys - who're watching all the
drama from up above and are getting a kick out of it
- send more and more traffic towards your bladder
just for fun! Want to try that?
3. "... are we having that for dinner again?"
Why, would you like to have something else for
dinner? How about eating your delightful words
‘again and again and again and again'? Stuffed? You
had rice for dinner yesterday, are having it today,
and will have it for dinner tomorrow. Deal with it.
And NEVER use the word again, again.
4. "Why're you being so emotional?"
‘Coz her hormones are all wired up and you just
finished the last scoop of double chocolate chip
cookie ice-cream in the fridge!
5. "Did you just fart?"
Did you just fall down from the 13th-floor and hit
your head and die? That question is blasphemous.
You never ask a woman that question, let alone a
pregnant one. And FYI... Women don't fart! They do
however, release tiny puffs of glitter that sound like
a unicorn's laughter and smell like rainbow.
6. "Can't believe Annie Idibia can look that hot
after just having a child!"
Annie Idibia's husband is a millionaire who probably
hired the best dietician, the best gym trainer and
the best goddamn plastic surgeon for her... Who are
you and what can you afford to give your wife?
7. "God I need a foot massage; can you give me
one?"
... will you like some hot-hot veg soup and nicely
pounded yam too? That was sarcasm, in case you
didn't realise. It's a possibility that you're really
exhausted, but hello, so is she. A win-win situation
would be booking a romantic spa for the two of you.
8. "I just heard a good pregnant joke... "
Tell you what... do you know what you get when you
cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Well, a
really, really angry pregnant wife. Think twice before
you crack jokes; especially poop jokes.
9. "This pregnancy is hard on me too!"
Really? Are you getting nightmares thinking about
the scars and stretch marks that pregnancy will leave
on your body? You're probably just mentally tired.
But your wife is going through mental, emotional
and physical stress! So don't compare.
10. "You need to calm down!"

So true

joywendy:
well i'm learning to stop worrying and complaining about issues and focus on how to solve them.

i'm learning that people see things differently and you can't force your beliefs and opinions down someone's throat.

i'm learning that there are friends who stick closer than a sister and there are friends for benefits alone.

i m learning that words are extremely powerful, no matter how short or long can affect a person psychologically and cause enmity even when you didn't intend it to.

i ve learnt that some people ain't worth it.
it's better to be alone than to be hurt by people who ain't worth the stress

U sound heartbroken. It's well

samflexxy:
lols now am more wiser it'll take a lot of work for any girl to friend zone me

Bros eh, I nearly collect certificate in this Friend Zone thing, lols. Dat was then anyway.