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Nairaland GeneralRe: Thunder Kills 21 Cows In Nasarawa by joearinze(m): 2:04pm On Oct 13, 2016
the thunder that will fire you ehh will come like DSS by 1am

PoliticsFalana Calls For Probe Of Past CBN Govs by joearinze(op): 12:30pm On Oct 11, 2016
Senior lawyer, Femi Falana calls for loans allegedly granted Deposit Money Banks by former governors of the CBN to be investigated – Falana says he will apply for an order of Mandamus to compel the EFCC to investigate and prosecute the Deposit Money Banks over the loans – According to the lawyer a former CBN governor gave out $7bn to 14 banks in 2006 while the sum of $5bn was also given to some banks by another CBN governor in 2011

Senior lawyer, Femi Falana, has asked the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) to investigate the Deposit Money Banks over loans allegedly granted them by former governors of the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN).

Falana, according to The Punch, said it was important to know if the huge sum had been paid back to the treasury. Speaking at a dinner organised by the executives of the Senior Staff Club of the University of Ibadan in honour of members recently appointed by the federal government, the lawyer said the loans were given between 2006 and 2011. Falano who noted that the EFCC had not yet attended to his written request, said he will apply for an order of Mandamus to compel the commission to investigate and prosecute the Deposit Money Banks over loans allegedly granted them by former CBN governors.

“We cannot be claiming to be broke when money given out as loans or deposits are not accounted for. The EFCC must probe, recover the funds and prosecute anybody found culpable,” he said.

PoliticsIt is irresponsible for a government to call its own citizens 'wailers'-Sen Ben by joearinze(op):
Senator & Businessman, Ben Murray-Bruce took to social media this morning to criticize the present government for labeling those who criticize the present administration as 'wailers'. Its no news that Senator Ben Murrey-Bruce is Known for his blunt comments on social issues.

read more on http://www.turenchi.com/entertainment/all

CultureRe: Oba Of Benin, Erediauwa's Coronation Program by joearinze(m): 2:45pm On Oct 07, 2016
CelebritiesRe: Kcee And E-money In Lovely Arabian Outfits by joearinze(m): 3:13pm On Oct 06, 2016
CelebritiesRe: Photos Of Tony Umez And His Family by joearinze(m): 3:13pm On Oct 06, 2016
SportsWANTED: Zlatan & Ronaldo's Sperm! Norwegian Makes Desperate Plea For Better Play by joearinze(op): 3:09pm On Oct 06, 2016
Ole Vidar Toftesund, coach of lowly Nordstranda, has come up with a bizarre plan through a Facebook video in order to improve his side's fortunes

They say desperate times call for desperate measures and that seems to be the case for one coach from Norway who is seeking sperm from Cristiano Ronaldo and Zlatan Ibrahimovic!

Ole Vidar Toftesund, manager of lowly Nordstranda, has come up with a bizarre and quite frightening plan to improve his side's fortunes.

Through a Facebook video, Toftesund makes a plea for the sperm of the Manchester United and Real Madrid stars in order to impregnate his other players' girlfriends to create better players for his team. We kid you not. Watch the video below.

http://www.goal.com/en-gb/news/4160/extra-time/2016/10/06/28221272/wanted-zlatan-ronaldos-sperm-norwegian-makes-desperate-plea?ICID=HP_HN_1

FamilyRe: Photo Of Newborn Baby Covered In Naira Notes by joearinze(m): 3:06pm On Oct 06, 2016
TravelRe: Accident Involving 2 Trailers, SUV And Buses At Jibowu, Lagos by joearinze(m): 3:06pm On Oct 06, 2016
CelebritiesRe: Kemi Olunloyo: "E-money & Linda Ikeji To Be Robbed Next" by joearinze(m): 3:06pm On Oct 06, 2016
Nairaland GeneralRe: Pensioner Who Hadn't Washed For 13 YEARS Has Life Transformed After A Kind-heart by joearinze(op): 12:39pm On Oct 06, 2016
Can this Happen In Nigeriahuhhuh??

Nairaland GeneralPensioner Who Hadn't Washed For 13 YEARS Has Life Transformed After A Kind-heart by joearinze(op): 12:22pm On Oct 06, 2016
A frail pensioner who hadn't washed for 13 years and lived in a filthy flat with 'faeces everywhere' has had her life transformed by a kindly neighbour - who spent 60 hours cleaning her flat.
Lucy Ashen, a mother-of-three from Fulham, had lived next to the pensioner for 21 years but only recently discovered the 'absolutely horrific' state of her one-bed flat in south-west London.
After trying multiple times to enter her neighbour's flat, the elderly woman finally allowed the 39-year-old into her home when she got locked out.
Miss Ashen was so shocked at the condition of her home she decided to take matters into her own hands and spent almost a fortnight cleaning it.
She appealed for help online and strangers from all over the world donated enough food and furniture to fill her sparse cupboards and home.


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3824791/Pensioner-hadn-t-washed-13-YEARS-life-transformed-kind-hearted-neighbour-spent-60-hours-cleaning-flat.html#ixzz4MIqkAcMM

RomanceRe: My Horrible Reaction When My Side-chick Told Me I Have HIV (Photos) by joearinze(m): 3:13pm On Oct 05, 2016
PoliticsRe: Wike And Danagogo To Commission Bonny, Nembe Jetty (photos) by joearinze(m): 3:12pm On Oct 05, 2016
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi & Donald Duke's Campaign Poster (Photoshopped Photo) by joearinze(m): 3:12pm On Oct 05, 2016
Christianity EtcRe: If Earth Were To Explode In 10 Hours, What Would You Do? by joearinze(op): 3:11pm On Oct 05, 2016
what if the planet u cant get a rocket to fly out
CelebritiesRe: DJ Cuppy Launches Reality Show On Fox Life TV [PICS] by joearinze(m): 8:43am On Oct 05, 2016
Christianity EtcRe: If Earth Were To Explode In 10 Hours, What Would You Do? by joearinze(op): 8:35am On Oct 05, 2016
decode55:
All Nigerians are religious? since when? how did you come by this "wonderful" piece of information?
ask Google
CelebritiesRe: Nino Idibia Shows Off His Trumpet Playing Skill In A Church by joearinze(m): 3:58pm On Oct 04, 2016
Christianity EtcRe: If Earth Were To Explode In 10 Hours, What Would You Do? by joearinze(op): 2:37pm On Oct 04, 2016
KingAdegoke:
you post is only for religious people?

you idiot
its for all to comment and all Nigerians are Religious only Lunatics don't know that
Christianity EtcRe: If Earth Were To Explode In 10 Hours, What Would You Do? by joearinze(op): 1:48pm On Oct 04, 2016
KingAdegoke:
Go to a bar. drink 5 bottles of my usual. smoke a wrap Of Weed.

and wait for the Big Bang.

glorious moment
i pity your Black Ass in Hell
NYSCRe: Youth Corper Declared Missing In Zamfara (photo) by joearinze(m): 1:19pm On Oct 04, 2016
BusinessRe: Recession: EU Advises Nigeria To Devalue Naira. by joearinze(m): 1:19pm On Oct 04, 2016
PoliticsRe: Screening Of NDDC Board Members Designates By Senate (Photos) by joearinze(m): 1:16pm On Oct 04, 2016
CelebritiesRe: Fart At A Wedding Reception As Guests Exit To Get Fresh Air (Pics, Video) by joearinze(m): 10:20am On Oct 04, 2016
CelebritiesRe: Photos Of Rahama Sadau, Expelled Kannywood Actress by joearinze(m): 10:18am On Oct 04, 2016
Christianity EtcIf Earth Were To Explode In 10 Hours, What Would You Do? by joearinze(op): 10:16am On Oct 04, 2016
Going through your Mind you will be Thinking That this Cant be Possible but Come to Think Of it : what will be your Scale of Preference When You have to choose from What to Do and What is Really Important

Saw some Funny Answers!!!!!!!!!

Go pick up my little brother.


Pick up my boyfriend.

Drive 6 hours to my sister’s.

Hope my other siblings meet us there.

Spend the last four hours in a giant, sibling-and-niece-and-nephew-and-sister-in-law pile.
Booze excessively for the last hour.

Probably wake up the next morning feeling awfully embarrassed that Y2K 2.0 was also a huge bust.

And also hungover enough to wish the earth actually did explode.

Source: https://www.quora.com/If-Earth-were-to-explode-in-10-hours-what-would-you-do

Drop Yours Toooo!!!!! LMFAO

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