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Foreign AffairsRe: Why Are Jews So Powerful? by Joeblis(m): 8:38am On May 21, 2013
Front page?
PoliticsRe: State Of Emergency Declared In Borno, Yobe and Adamawa by Joeblis(m): 8:12pm On May 14, 2013
babyosisi:

Most likely more people will be needed in the military to go there and keep peace
All you everlasting JAMB and WAEC takers asking us to pray for you year after year
Your prayers have been answered ( with AK 47 on top) grin
You can now go and join the army and head north
If you perish you perish
grin
this is so rudee..learn to respect peoples misfortune.
PoliticsRe: What Is Your Definition Of Development? by Joeblis(m): 11:19pm On May 13, 2013
Development is when someone goes to the bathroom to bath and on the showers,not looking for mairuwa or trecking miles to fetch water.
Development is when after saving my ass to buy a sweet car, ride em on a sweet and tidy road not riding them "on road the to hell fire"the nigerian road.
Development is when i dont need to spend 70% of my income buying fuel.
Development is when i dont need to fence my house like a prison yard due to lack of security..
Develepment is when with just lil cash on me i can geta beter health care..for God sake this are fundemental human rights no matter how misreable and corrupt your govt are they dont have any silly excuse for failing to providing this thing.
Unfornatley nigeria is 1,000,000 light years from this,thats the reality on ground.
PoliticsRe: Iranian Accused Of Importing Arms To Nigeria Sentenced by Joeblis(m): 9:03pm On May 13, 2013
In other news some iranians have been setence to life in prison for the same charges in kenya..TERRORISM!
FamilyRe: Is It Advisable For A 27-yr-old Graduate To Rent His Own Place? by Joeblis(m): 7:50pm On May 10, 2013
honeric01: In benin city, with as low as 70k, you can get a 3 bedroom flat (which you don't need right now) for one year without paying commission like we do here in lag.

With 50k salary, saving 25k will take you just 3 months to rent a place of your own (if u've nt been saving), another 3 months' savings enough to funish the apt a bit.

You have no excuse living with your parents/siblings/relatives when you can afford @ least a self contain.

My younger bro started living alone @ 19 when he was earning less than 20k monthly.

Paying bills straigthens you and makes you more responsible.

Some of your mates @ 27 are already married, some with kids.


You ain't a kid and shouldn't be asking this kinda question!
rubbish!!..where is he going to say before he saves for his rents under bridge?if am not mistaking the guy said he just relocated to benin to pick up the job so he needs some time..guy i'd advice you stay in you parents house for at least 6months buy then you'd have enough to do your thang!..all this bushrats saying i moved out of my parentr house at 19,20,22,do you think every had the same opportunity as you did?because you got a job at 20
dosent mean everybody will get at that age.
RomanceRe: Wicked Boyfriend Post Picture Of His Girlfriend Sleeping Online by Joeblis(m): 10:55pm On May 09, 2013
190: was she wearing pant angry
sorry for ya miss beter luck next time
PoliticsRe: Nigeria & South-Africa Aim To Strengthen Ties by Joeblis(m): 5:58pm On May 07, 2013
everyday: Nigeria has no regular energy which is one of the key factors of industrialization .We still have a long way to go to be at par with South Africa. Best of luck though
old crap,SA population is 3 times that of nigerian's..so dont expect them to have the same power situation..do you know that SA was operating with nuclear power station during the apathied?that means electricty was not their problem then..compared to the british that left nigeria in total darkness.
WebmastersRe: Pictures Of Nairaland Back In 2005 by Joeblis(m): 6:50pm On May 06, 2013
fuckluv: Users online:1 Guest 1 User!
Interesting! But that's history now
nairaland has really improved..today i saw 1665 members 3448 guest online in the last 5 minutes thats alot..in some forums you see 150 members online in the last 3weeks
AutosRe: The Truth Abou Cotonou Ask Me Cotonou Based Parc Owner by Joeblis(m): 5:15pm On May 06, 2013
bashy_demy: Please I beg anyone to please come to cotonou cos I can't wait to see people crying of been mislead
have you ever been called a sucker before??get the fuc.k outta loser
PoliticsRe: Reps Want Perimeter Fencing Of Nigerian Borders by Joeblis(m): 1:36am On Apr 26, 2013
emmysenior: Stark illiteracy in exhibition. These politicians are rogues, illiterates, thugs, nuisances etc.
am sorry i think you hapend to be the illitrate here cause even the USA has something similar to this in their border with mexico..the fence is just for security
if isreal had not fence their border with Gaza sucide bombers could have leveled them by now...nigeria borders are just to open, fencing them will help alot.
So the move is a good one causa most of this boroharam jihadist are not nigerians.
PoliticsRe: Is Nigeria Really Unsafe? by Joeblis(m): 1:25am On Apr 26, 2013
just got fed up with Some dumb comments here..most of you that are insulting nigerian police have never have an ecounter with the police in US maybe you should try them then you'll know nigerian police is truly your freind.
now i need someone to define a "safe country" country for me
PoliticsRe: Is Nigeria Really Unsafe? by Joeblis(m):
Thunder fire any bastard that says nigeria is not safe..do you know that over a thousand people have died in the usa this year due to gun related violence?a country where a 5yr old boy shoots his class mate in the head?do yo know that the ammount the usa spends on homeland security is almost nigerias overall GDP,yet people die almost everyday due to insecurity and violence..what about brazil?one of the fastest growing economy yet the capital is as good as hell a capital why u see dead bodies almost every night,what of mexico?
#The point is that no place safe on earth,every country has their security problems its how you manage them that matters!
PhonesRe: MTN Launches 5MB For N5 Plan by Joeblis(m): 12:16am On Apr 05, 2013
Hahahaha! Mtn na real scamers they charge more than N5 for that shit..check ur blance while surfing with the 5mb to confirm.
Christianity EtcRe: Lazarus Muoka Accused Of Hypnotism And Deception by Joeblis(m): 7:59pm On Apr 04, 2013
^^^i hope you know this news is a old one?it was delt with in nairaland 2007 or 08 it even made the frontpage.. so do your homework well before you spew rubbish!
Christianity EtcRe: Lazarus Muoka Accused Of Hypnotism And Deception by Joeblis(m): 5:59pm On Apr 04, 2013
chukwudi44: I am the founder of that Apron; the cost price is N150 but they sell it N5,600 to members

This is wicked and exploitative for a church that preachers holiness!!
LOL this woman is a joke!when did they start selling apron for N5,600?the apron is sold for N500 and as a matter of fact the members dnt even get to buy it cause the church buy them in bulk and share them to the members..
Christianity EtcRe: The Lords Chosen Charismatic Revival Movement by Joeblis(m): 10:05am On Mar 27, 2013
heskay0: Una no dey tire 4 cruade? Very soon una go run out ov theme oooooo!! If una no mininize d rate @ wich una dey host dis cruade tin
guy whats ur problem? what did jesus sent his disciple to do if not envegelism so dnt expect them to get tired.
EducationRe: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by Joeblis(m): 9:22am On Mar 26, 2013
kingobasi: The root of education is bitter but the fruit is sweet
which fruit are you talking about brother?the joblessnes rate in nigeria?peepz like go to the uni just for the sake of it,cause we're born enterpreneurs
RomanceRe: I Am After His Money And He's After My "Assets" by Joeblis(m): 10:03pm On Mar 19, 2013
Knock! Knock!
BusinessRe: Onibara Mi Ti A Npe Ni Aigbe by Joeblis(m): 1:42am On Mar 19, 2013
I said it,she has succecded in turning you guys against yourselves..so better stop this hualage of insult and concerntrate on the matter at hand
RomanceRe: Reverend Sister Is So Attracted To Me by Joeblis(m): 7:49pm On Mar 15, 2013
fluid26: Joe Joe...na u biko! Even after editing your post, you still couldn't bring yourself to correct your blasphemous blundering. I dey feel you...smiley
bro there's noting blasphemous about my comment!,why do yo think God created marrage in the first place?and why do think you think rev sisters have fellings is bad?
RomanceRe: Reverend Sister Is So Attracted To Me by Joeblis(m): 9:12am On Mar 15, 2013
fluid26: na wa o! See me...see mirrage! Lol!
guy ur an iDDI.OT seriously person no fit make mistake again abi?mumu
RomanceRe: Reverend Sister Is So Attracted To Me by Joeblis(m): 9:08am On Mar 15, 2013
Guy let her come..i wonder why catholic churches are keeping young girls under the guise of serving God,when its cearly written in the bible that marrage is meant for everyone,if not compulsry.
guy propose mirrage to her if necessary.
This catholic doctrine needs to be abolish asap!
BusinessRe: .::. Scam Alert : Omowunmi Allen And The Pre-order Mess .::. by Joeblis(m): 8:12am On Mar 14, 2013
You guys should keep waiting payments have been shifted to 8th april..bhwahahaha
BusinessRe: Onibara Mi Ti A Npe Ni Aigbe by Joeblis(m): 8:08am On Mar 14, 2013
^Mehnnn!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Barcelona Fan Beheads Real Madrid-Supporting Friend by Joeblis(m): 9:36pm On Mar 13, 2013
Barca fans na real agbero can you imagine
RomanceRe: Why Do I Get Bored Of Girls Easily? by Joeblis(m): 9:36am On Mar 12, 2013
Some girls on niaraland are one hell of bloody dickhead..person dey find advice you dey tell am say him no go marry,what nonsense.and body that quotes me is a fool

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