₦airaland Forum

bitchcrafts:
it's like Lanicky is proving a point here with that Deshauna Barber's skin tone. mehh! ppl don dey appreciate what's purely African for sure for sure. I'm happy we are setting our own criteria. Not wetin some manipulative slave masters opined !

"Opinions are like buttholes, everybody has one".

Obviously, this contest is being rigged with invalid votes, and alternate monikers, too many for comfort. And yet, we criticize our political leaders for rigging election and putting us in the dilapidated state we are in.

Truly, the old saying of "a people get a leader they truly deserve" is really true, because the leader elected is from the people.

If people can cheat just for the heck of an online contest, I cringe at the thought of what they'll do if this was a real life contest.

There's truly no vector no vanquish here, just a big shame!. A very big shame at that.

Estharfabian:
i could kiss you right now....


thanks hun. thanks.
PS---i stopped using BbM.

He isn't eligible to vote kiddo, thus his vote is void. But kiss him anyway.

And yes! A great man remains great, even in death.

midolian:
Lalasticlala!

What happened to him?

MizMyColi:


Soul Sis.
Good morning from Nigeria.


Thank you, Doveda.
You have said it all.

Is the argument over? Was really having fun reading it all...

daretodiffer:


Kikikikikikiki....e pain am


Your shop barely has enough to sell. I think you should focus on raising more capital for it. This babe is simply far above your pay grade.

LMAO. My shop? Just imagine this disjointed incorrigible horrible woman, what are you yapping about? So typical you follow suit of nairalanders who after being showed how miserable their existence is, they join in the chorus of "e pain am". Such a pity.

Tell me, are you so fucked_ and raped you can't even think and reason straight? I use to believe victims of rape usually suffer traumas, but little did I know people who were raped by poverty, such as you, loose touch of reality, that's why you're a mad and vile woman.

Saying you earn more than me, proves you're suffering from acute dementia, when you've not even seen my paycheck. That's how people like you, follow the band wagon and end up being banged by a wagon of angry dicks.

Its a pity, a very big pity that you, doveda, daretodiffer is a wretch for an excuse for a human being. You're pitiful, tell me, when was the last time you went for a lobotomy? You obviously need one, ASAP.

daretodiffer:
It took more than one moniker to guess right at first try. I knew you were slo* but I had no idea it was this bad. Stop trying too hard to sound smart. You have never been smart.


I knew my signature struck through a cord. I am sorry, I just can't help it Mr Hypocrite?




If we were looking for a dark baboon, you would be a perfect fit. Take a look in the mirror for a confirmation.

Lemme let you in on a little secret simpleton, from my post and yours, from my threads and yours, even the dumbest Nairalander will know you're dumber than the word dumb.

To think one such as you can spew such arrant nonsense about who is smart, and who isn't show you're a very deranged human who should be locked up in a psychiatric ward.

Your signature is as useless and worthless as you! Infact you're less than useless. Believing whatever you want to believe show you're just a frustrated wrench of a vixen with an unshaved vagina, that's why you can't think straight.

I wanted to give you the joy of ignoring your useless and worthless self, but that will be indulging your sorry and poverty stricken ass. Tell me, have you eaten today? I doubt it, poverty have corroded your brain cells that's why you're in this demented state.

To think you're even talking of baboon will make a madman laugh when you look like a bleached alien belched out of the anus of a raped squid.

You need serious help.

BellaElla:
Oya oga u don win. I no reply again Abeg. Come and take your trophy ooooo. Na me find trouble. E don do. Make I face my work . #unfollowsthread#

Go sitdon for inside volcano joor.

lezz:
What's brewing the Strom here? who's calling Joe immature?

Well my good man, I'll have you know that just because you might have a different opinion from some 'women' here, they go all out and spew insults, forgetting, not only them have the monopoly of insult.

I mean, just because a Knight is noble and gentle, doesn't mean he shouldn't react when he's provoked!.

shollyblingzy:
in your 30s? and you are not matured at all, are you gonna grow up at alll, if at this age of yours you are still replying like a teen, so tell be when you gonna comment maturely....chaiiiiii

Just look at who's talking about maturity, when you can't even think for yourself, but allow women think for your loony ass self.

also you see why you have not seen a good woman to settle down with, is just becos of your attitude problem, no woman who is sane would see a man that has attitude problem like yours and stay, they will definitely "pick race" for their dear lives, alakoba like you....if a man like you keep talking while your wife is talking, that is what could result to domestic violence, cos if your wife no wan gree, you too would no wan to mellow down , therefore lead to violence, except you decide to marry a dump woman ooo, to save your marriage, #candid advice#abeg wise up before is too late, and do not let others to learn from your story like the present domestic violence stories we are reading nowadays

#growUp MAN#, cos it looks you are not mature at alll........

Like I told you twerp, muster the courage to bring your sisters, and let's see the result.

Your seem to regal in advice when you can't even give follow one yourself, I've told you my age, so why not tell me yours, or still, have the courage to meet me in person lemme show you what a real man like myself is capable of.

Ikeja shopping mall seem a likely place to meet, as its very public enough. But hey, I won't be surprise if you can't even pay your transport fare there, all you know how to do is come online and ass lick women who you should be helping out.

shollyblingzy:
you seriously have issues, big time issues, your mouth is full of insults, I wonder if you can marry a good wife like this oo,except you change this your attitude of youys, sure you would have been having issues with relationships, and you might have been wondering what could have been the responsible, am happy to tell you the reason is not far-fetched, is you attitude to situations and how you react to them, and if you lucky to be a relationship, then you only attracted someone abusive like you, and if the lady is an opposite of you, then the lady don enter one chance be that ooo,cos any small mistake the lady do like this , na abuse you go shower on her oo, grow up man and get busy with you life, yu are a man, dont sit here to be exchanging words with woman, abi you be woman wrapper ni....hahahahaaaa... matured advices are needed here, you only turned the forum into abusive forum, what kind of man are you be sef, na woman i know say dey abuse and fight over small matter like this oo, i never see man like this oooo, yeepaa wey get tym on social media to be distributing insults to every comment, when real men are out there hustling and getting better lives for themselves...you dey here dey wash your dirty yansh for here, nonsense, grow up and have brain along side, real men do not portray this attitude of yours.....stay clear, and lets read good comments from real men out there, na your wife-to-be I pity, chaiiiiiiii, man like woman, see your big mouth full of abuses ,,,,,, to fi apaaa

[b]Like I told you fuck_ face, I never asked for your opinion, but I'm sure people like you know what usually happens to those who meddle in affairs that concerns them not?

Oh well, I wouldn't be surprise as people like you never learn, that's why you find people like Ayo Fayose giving people like you 2 cups of rice just to sell your votes because you've proved you're beyond learning, even when you're still being taught and the truth is waved in your face like a big fuck_ you, you still can't learn.

So, I'll have you know, I'm every bit a man who your sisters dream of having, for they wish to bask in my awesomeness which will emancipate them from the slave mentality people like you put them into.

You can try me and let reason be your guide, after I've showed your sisters blocks' way of loving 101, they'll confess that after having me, they can't have another, then again one will have to contend with bad belle lobotomized massa damnatas like you, you still can't mind their business and make it their business to lick the rear end of women who feed you crumbs.

To think you speak of a real man when you know not the meaning of the word! Look, aside being a fuck_ face, you're a wimp and a pussy_ ass b1tch nigger! You shame we men who bask ourselves in the joy of spoiling our women, rather than kiss their ass. [/b]

Guy, abeg park well.

BellaElla:
This is nairaland, where a man that is 3ft tall would claim to be 6ft tall, , like I said, we know ya type, na small pikin you be. keep refreshing this page to see who has replied you, so that you can dream up insults for them.lmao! na your future wife I pity. when they ask you how much you made today, tell them " I insulted bellaella and her husband online today .

Indeed this is nairaland. I wouldn't disagree to that. I've seen the wiles and gimmicks here. But I'll assure you, I'm not one of your demented type who are a special market to their marriage.

I'll advice you to know that I'm one who beliefs in fact, proof and evidence. So, care to let me show your demented self I'm all I say I am.

Better still, you can ask those who know me outside here, and let them intimate you about who I am, outside here.

Cc: lezz,

Lumpyy:
see how defensive he gets?he is just a petty man of not more than 18yrs old.throwing around words like say na us frustrate am!

I'm well in my 30's thank you very much. To show how you still jump to conclusions without have facts and evidence shows you're the one who is petty and you're disgrace to your family and good women in general.

shollyblingzy:
your comments so far have just been ridiculous and disgusting, this shows you are not a matured man, look at how you are ranting on a serious forum like this, serious comments from matured married men are needed here, not from immature minds please. you are just arguing blindly. your comments portray you like men that abuse their wives on top small matter. Every one is entitle to his or her opinion here, you do not expect evryone to accept your opinion> If you were a woman now, thats another thing, but you are a man and you tend to argue with women who have experiences. You behave like a greedy man, cos if your wife tend to tell you she is tired or do not feel like, you can go further to rape her, as if the thing na food. Marriage comes with its ups and down, and also with full support and understanding, women are talking here, you are here arguing with them, wetin sef, if your mind is made up that such women are only pretending,, no wahala, please hold on to your opinion, and do not suck this forum with your babbling, am sure the OP has taken the good advice so far, and am sure because he wants to save his marriage , he would understand with his wife and play along with is wife, knowing fully well that is is just gonna be for a while, not for ever, please be wise, and act like one .......@ Lumpyy and BellaElla, ignore him please, what does a man like him know, than to do and not mind what the woman is passing thru, e think sey na yam to bring forth a complete human being to the world

Excuse me fuck_ face, did I quote you or ask for your narrow minded and ass licking moniker for your lop sided opinion?

If the forum is serious to you, it isn't for others, you can shove you nitwitted opinions up your shit_ stained anus for all I care. I didn't invite your opinion, neither did I ask for it, so please shove it where its not needed.

MODIFIED

And hey fuck_face, this was my first comment to the OP! Learn to discern matters from the onset, rather than shoving your decayed 32 where its not needed.

joseph1832:
This is among the reason why I always advice couples to be free minded, and also to be proud of their sexuality.

OP. I'll advice you to sit down and speak with her, open up and tell her your mind, not in a disrespectful way, but in a gentle way. Let her know your feelings, and yearning. If you guys are the type who engage in MouthAction, then by all means, if she doesn't want penetrative sex, then may be MouthAction would be okay. And if the answer is still no, then my friend, I believe the onus falls on you. I'll advice you to _masturbate (no offense intended) its way better than even thinking of cheating on her, than cheating on her.

Don't let societal norm and religious doctrine and dogma delude you. Its your marriage, and you have it in your hands.

This is my humble advice.

Cc: BellaElla and Lumpyy

BellaElla:
You are a phoooooooool. see how disjointed your insults are. is this the best you can do? u wan put mouth for married people matter, when your elders are talking, keep quiet! sharrap! so you can learn from us na small pikin u be. when you grow up, make money, find wife, court, go pay bride price, marry, given am belle( I am sure ur kini no dey work sef, if not you for no dey rely on your friends gist to satisfy your fantasies), Till then, continue chopping your mama thank you. Your fellow men are hustling this morning to provide for their families, you are online trading words with me. kwakwakwakwakwa! I am sure you are waiting for your friends to come back from work, so that you can go and eat free food at their houses, and dream about their hot pregnant wives. Ode! Don't go and wash windscreens or sell CDs that your fellow men are selling, because you sound so daft, I am sure no body go gree employ you, don't go and make money o, come and be exchanging words with me. whether I work, or I no work, I go still chop. . Oya, come and insult your mother again

[b]Imagine this disjointed and inglorious buffoon who was belched out of the anus of a chimpanzee opening her innocuous meningitis infested vocal cavity to spew words that further attest to her propound inanity as well as her idiocy.

I tell you, when you see me, even your loser of a husband who bow to me, because he proved his a loser by marrying you, who has been so raped with emotional sentiment to the point you can't even discern when enlighten minds are conversing.

Ma'am, I'll feed you and your entire house hold and even provide you a well paying job so you can stop spreading your vileness and nonsensical opinions all over the internet.

To think you even use that leprosy infested fingers of yours to say my insults aren't arranged shows that your brain cells have been fried beyond recognition, that's why you can't straight because your husband has failed in his manly duties, that's why you come here and advice others to be failures like you and your husband.

I'll have you know, I'm self employed, as I bow to no man, that's why I have the time to show stupid_ women like you who a real man is. One would hope you'd read and learn, but one won't be surprised that you lack basic comprehensive skills, that's why everything about you, is emotion upon emotion.

"Whether you work or you no work you go still chop" sure thing, that's an altruism as your husband feed and cloth you from the ragged clothes you wear, to your dirty piss stained underwear. You're not even ashamed of saying you're a leech to your husband.

When you put all your burden on a man and show him that, all what you contribute to the marriage is just to open your degraded vagina and shit_ out kids, why won't he abandon you and chase on this girls, who are ten times smarter than you, and a hundred times more gorgeous looking.

No wonder you look like a cow when all your mates are looking like sweet 16s. In this age of family planning, you're busy sh1ting out kids like no mans business.

Once again, lemme know when you need money for child support, I know an NGO who help women like you, who contribute absolutely nothing to their marriage aside their vaginas.

Now piss off and go think about your sordid life and your loser of a husband. [/b]

Irenyy:
don't worry I'm screwing your pathetic father next

Oh my... Slow down baby.

sweetcocoa:
I don't appreciate the very insulting manner in which you go about whatever it is you have going on, so please, refrain from involving me in it, thank you.

Haba! Insulting? How can one insult one he likes?

If my methods are insulting to you, I'll refrain from it, and change my methods. Will that be okay with you?

Irenyy:
I don't reply monikers I don't know. There are lot of pms on my box and u don't expect me to start guessing.

Oh. Lemme send another one. Its as simple as that.

Rape, rape and more rape is all the news we seem to hear, amidst these harsh times. Its appalling that what some do now is to take advantage of people and make complete fools of themselves.

Irenyy:
tell me the name

Which name? Abeg shey I miss something? Babe no digress abeg.

Irenyy:
which pm

I sent you a pm. Didn't you see it?

SyndicatesMedia:
Probably my grannys age, she too can't recognise people easily

God Damn bro!

Creamish:
Only the blind will continue on in their self inflicted pain of doubt. I hope we can All move on now.

#TrendMimzy #VoteMimzy #SaiMimzy

Hmm. My creme de la creme. Been a while, what's been keeping you from me, work, school, tell me, lemme unleash the 1st class of Ambode's I Am Bode on them.

Irenyy:
if not that my late father's name was joseph eh I would have dealt with you

So u see. Just take style talk say u like me, its not a crime oh. I'm a big boy, I can handle it.

Oya answer your pm, make we relate better, because me and u no say Aproko too many for this Romance section.

SyndicatesMedia:
old fart.

Dude, easy, but how old is this bloke? Lol.

Irenyy:
joseph1861 I don't have your time.
Joe! Joe! Joe! How many times did i call u? Three time of course. .eh eh eh take ur time.

You don't have my time, yet you're telling me to take my time. E be like say you take style get my time oh...

Oya tell me the truth, and no lie.

FTBOY:
not a hint...LOL! i'll take a peek at the thread right now..

No need, all the comment have been hidden. Lol.

Irenyy:
bravo.
Keep it coming.
Say no to fraud#

I believe you won't be able to tell a fraudster from a babalawo, even if he's making love to you.

FTBOY:
ezepromoe is so old he's losing his brain cells

Okay oh... Just take it easy sha. I'm sure you're aware what went down in our thread?