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Foreign Affairs / Re: I ‘absolutely’ Suffered Racism In Office – Obama by JoeBlocks(m): 5:24pm On Dec 11, 2016
Mindfulness:


I have spoken for myself.
And that is?
Foreign Affairs / Re: I ‘absolutely’ Suffered Racism In Office – Obama by JoeBlocks(m): 4:55pm On Dec 11, 2016
Mindfulness:


Speak for yourself!

You want to speak for 'yourself?' I'm sure you know racism isn't dead?
Celebrities / Re: Photos: Actress Rukky Sanda Shows Off Stunning Figure In Yellow Dress by JoeBlocks(m): 4:09pm On Dec 11, 2016
What's stunning about the pictures? undecided
Celebrities / Re: I'm Struggling With Alcohol Addiction by JoeBlocks(m): 2:56pm On Dec 11, 2016
Millerz:
Never judge people especially when they're seeking help. It only takes a brave person to realize he needs assistance and seeks the help of others on issues beyond his control.
K
Career / Re: What Would You Do If You Catch Your Boss Snooping Through Your Phone? by JoeBlocks(m): 1:09pm On Dec 11, 2016
Frankly, if I a had a boss, and she goes through my phone without my consent, she'd be shocked beyond words, especially if she goes through my videos.

I'm really don't take offence if people access my phone without my permission though. I see it as a way of inviting me to do the same to them. And if I do same to them and they complain, that's where we'd have a problem.

Like what makes you think you can access my phone without my permission and think I can't access yours without your permission

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Crime / Re: Woman Arrested, Docked Unclad In Court For Theft by JoeBlocks(m): 11:48am On Dec 11, 2016
midolian:
How can something like this be reported without a picture to back it up?

Bro, you read my mind. Was hoping on seeing naked_ boobs that have seriously bowed down to the law of gravity. grin

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Politics / Re: 2019 Elections Permutations, My Opinion! by JoeBlocks(m): 11:09am On Dec 11, 2016
nwabobo:


The guy TonyeBarcanista hates anything Igbo.
Frankly, I don't care what or who he likes, what matters is the goal of getting this old and recycled politicians out of the system.
Politics / Re: 2019 Elections Permutations, My Opinion! by JoeBlocks(m): 9:20am On Dec 11, 2016
TonyeBarcanista:
Aside being a woman, NOI has been tested and she failed woefully. Her input as coordinating minister was nothing to write home about. She should remain in WB and IMF. We need to move away from overrated hypes.

Weren't you the one singing her praise before? I wonder you now consider her a failure?

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Nairaland / General / Re: Thread For Gun Lovers: Which Of These Is Your Best [PHOTOS] by JoeBlocks(m): 9:06am On Dec 11, 2016
I'll go with the M4 assault rifle. Still my best any day, any time.

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TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by JoeBlocks(m): 8:35am On Dec 11, 2016
MsDelilah:


No! No!! No!!!

James Bond is supposed to be a sleek, womanising fellow, with his super cars, and all his gadgets.

Daniel Craig is the worst Bond, in my opinion. He should audition for Rambo.
LOL. Frankly, most James Bond reminded me of sissies, especially Roger Moore. He oozed this effeminate aura I really don't like. I noticed it first in Octopus.

After Craig, Brosnan is my next favourite. Even Timothy Darlton is way better than Moore in my opinion.

You and my my mum have the same likeness for James Bond, to her, Moore is the best. Nobody ever came close.

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Politics / Re: Breaking: APC Wins Ikwere LGA by JoeBlocks(m): 8:31am On Dec 11, 2016
PDP is still sinking.
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by JoeBlocks(m): 8:28am On Dec 11, 2016
MsDelilah:


Yes ô!!!! A huge one.

My favourite Bonds are Sean Connery, Roger Moore, and Pierce Brosnan. Daniel Craig ruined it for me. angry
Honestly, the bolded made me laugh. I almost felt the same way, but later my feeling about that changed.

I believe it was time we saw a rugged, tough and aggressive side of James Bond. Frankly, Pierce Brosnan was my favourite till I saw the doggedity is Daniel Craig. The dude sure has action flowing in his blood.
Phones / Re: Top Ten Tech Stories Of 2016 by JoeBlocks(m): 8:20am On Dec 11, 2016
2016 isn't such a bad year, tech wise, that is. Let's hope 2017 would be better and more hack free wise.
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by JoeBlocks(m): 8:15am On Dec 11, 2016
MsDelilah:
James Bond - The World Is Not Enough
You a James Bond fan?
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by JoeBlocks(m): 8:12am On Dec 11, 2016
isaias754g0a:
I'm watching max steel
Max Steel? Like the animated series?
Entertainment / Re: Help A Family Win The Maltina Dance All (Season 9) by JoeBlocks(m): 8:00am On Dec 11, 2016
optional1:
Hey guys optional babe says a big thank you for voting The ADAH Family for the Maltina Dance All..

The ADAH Family won the Maltina Dance All..
Glory BeToGod

God bless you All for your time and money you spend in voting for the ADAH's.....
Much love hugs and kisses....
We won the title...
Congratulations. smiley

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Religion / Re: How I treated a girl with no legs. by JoeBlocks(m): 10:21pm On Dec 10, 2016
JeffreyJamez:


I want to believe he does lol
Don't believe, know!. Why do you think he avoids Nairalanders like they're infected with Ebola virus? grin
Religion / Re: How I treated a girl with no legs. by JoeBlocks(m): 10:16pm On Dec 10, 2016
Ferruccio:
Last week I was in europa night club in Pretoria and well I met this chica. Flirted with her, and it got to the point where we both got hörny and I suggested that we go to my room for a nice fück. I did not notice this chica was just like Oscar Pistorius, and by the latter I mean she had no legs. She used prosthetic legs! I only noticed this when we got to my flat.

So yeah well, when we got to my flat, I told her to sit on my bed while I go to the loo. And when I came back I was horrified by what I saw, she was sitting on my bed näked on her stumps!

I immediately took her plastic legs and threw them at her and told her to get the Bleep out of my flat! Cuz there was no way in hell I was gonna Bleep a girl with no legs! It woulda been awkward as phuck!

But when I think about it now, I kinda feel bad. That chica really wanted a deek and I treated her like she wasn't a human being! Is God gonna punish me for this?
You fucked_ up, that's just how it is. But what is done is done.
Religion / Re: How I treated a girl with no legs. by JoeBlocks(m): 10:15pm On Dec 10, 2016
JeffreyJamez:


This is a joke yeah?... Be like you no know wetin dey happen for this Nairaland true true grin
Bros I'm as shock as you. But believe me, he knows what goes on here more than you and I.
Religion / Re: How I treated a girl with no legs. by JoeBlocks(m): 10:08pm On Dec 10, 2016
Seun:
The idea of throwing her plastic legs at her is so unnecessary and stupid that I don't think this actually happened. No Nairalander is that evil.
Seriously? Then I'm sure you're a stranger to human nature, pardon me, nigerian nature that is.
Celebrities / Re: I'm Struggling With Alcohol Addiction by JoeBlocks(m): 7:54pm On Dec 10, 2016
WTF is wrong with this dude? First he opened a thread celebrating he's cured his drug addiction. Now he's opening a thread lamenting he's struggling with alcohol addiction, I mean, what the fuck_

Let's hope later next year we won't read him open a thread lamenting he's struggling with acute symptom of buffoonery. angry

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Religion / Re: Religious Groups, Leaders To Buhari: Nigerians Are Hungry by JoeBlocks(m): 7:48pm On Dec 10, 2016
Drienzia:
[b]The hate..the northerners had for GEJ, and how gullible the SW were... For a whole region to b in support buhari(an old man, a dictator, a tribalist,an illiterate over GEJ) just because Tinubu was in support of PMB.
Joke apart, we know GEJ messed up(in some cases) buh yet,can't be compared to what PMB has turned the country into. As big as Nigeria, we couldn't sponsor our Olympic athletes, we couldn't pay the super falcons(because our ministers already wished them to fail...)
Buhari promised to fight corruption, yet, its only the opposition party that's being chased. Buhari has succeeded in causing hate(more hate) BTW tribes... I just wish we can have a president like Umaru Musa Yar'Adua... Because to me. He's the best tin to have happened to Nigeria since 1960(in terms of good qualities of a leader)....


Lastly ...2019 is still far, to start campaigning for atiku... That was how 80% of nairalanders were in support of PMB till we got here.... Atiku is an old man. Pls lets come together and vote a president BTW the range of 40-59yrs ... Lets make Nigeria great again.... We are loosing it seriously ...[/b]
Bros, no be today yansh dey back abeg.
Politics / Re: Thread For Saraki 2019 by JoeBlocks(m): 4:33pm On Dec 10, 2016
TonyeBarcanista:
President of Ilorin or President of Kwara Central?

Uncle, though Saraki cannot be President of Nigeria.

Same with Atiku
What makes you so sure?

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Religion / Re: Religious Groups, Leaders To Buhari: Nigerians Are Hungry by JoeBlocks(m): 3:55pm On Dec 10, 2016
I believe I'll never elect a school cert holder as president again. It's a lesson I plan not to learn ever again. angry

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Literature / Re: Popular Poet,toyin Adewale-gabriel, Fights Against Women Violence by JoeBlocks(m): 3:42pm On Dec 10, 2016
Divepen1:
Lol... But actually she's not a feminist. Just another woman who hates women violence
Every sane mind hates violence against women. But some make it their habit to take this violence against women and make a sight for sour eyes.
Literature / Re: Popular Poet,toyin Adewale-gabriel, Fights Against Women Violence by JoeBlocks(m): 3:04pm On Dec 10, 2016
Divepen1:
Lol.. Do you need to a feminist before you fight for women's right.
Well, as far as I know, only feminists fight for women's right.

Then again I ask myself, what right are these feminist really fighting for?

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Literature / Re: Popular Poet,toyin Adewale-gabriel, Fights Against Women Violence by JoeBlocks(m): 1:23pm On Dec 10, 2016
I see. Hope she isn't a feminist?
Politics / Re: 2019 Elections Permutations, My Opinion! by JoeBlocks(m): 12:36pm On Dec 10, 2016
Please let's hear word jor!. See you're even thinking along tribal lines, it shows you yourself aren't even ready to change your mentality.

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Politics / Re: "Land Is Free For All Genuine Investors In Imo" -gov. Okorocha Declares. by JoeBlocks(m): 8:48am On Dec 10, 2016
rosalieene:

Lmaooo......Government is the people KO people is the government ni
What is the government doing while the people are wallowing in poverty and hardship in this recession.
That's what I'm saying. The people is selfish, they think only about themselves. That's why when someone among the people comes into government. That selfishness doesn't go away.
Politics / Re: "Land Is Free For All Genuine Investors In Imo" -gov. Okorocha Declares. by JoeBlocks(m): 8:37am On Dec 10, 2016
rosalieene:
let me understand, is it Government land or People's land?
Its both I believe. The government is the people and the people is the government. That's why the saying "a people deserve the kind of government they get" is almost true.
Culture / Re: See The Real Reasons Why Nigerian Women Wear Waist Beads ( Photos) by JoeBlocks(m): 8:11am On Dec 10, 2016
HungerBAD:
2016 and women still put this around their waist?

There is nothing appealing or sexy about beads on a woman's waist, more like a disturbance when it is time to count your Stars together with the woman, with the kwikikwiki sound it makes.
The sound should be music to your ears. Just to help with your rapid thrust.

Kwikikwiki sound goes with kpapakpapa, especially if she's well endowed with a beautiful behind.

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