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Celebrities / Re: Video:tekno Advice To Guys Toward Life Enjoyment And Women by JoeBlocks(m): 8:27am On Dec 15, 2016
rokiatu:
Oh yes I do.
Christian or muslim? I've never heard you talk about religion, all the time I've known you.

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Education / Re: Have You Ever Bought A Biro And Used It To The Last Drop Of Ink? by JoeBlocks(m): 8:22am On Dec 15, 2016
Laveda:
cheesy

Never happened, I buy pen almost every 2weeks. cry
I've lost count how many I've used till the last ink. Especially my red biros.

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Politics / Re: Rivers Rerun : Wike Caught On Tape Threatening To Kill Official by JoeBlocks(m): 7:57am On Dec 15, 2016
Adminisher:


I continue to be worried by the IQ level of most Nigerians when I read posts like this.
Even if you did not go to school, is it right for you to be showing lack of basic intelligence?
Did they call it a video file!
Will you shut that sh1t emitting nonsense gob of yours? Don't videos usually come with audio, that is sound? Like what's the essence of watching a video without hearing sound?

In your haste to sound intelligent, you sound more than foolish. So all the videos we watch hear were called video file?

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Investment / Re: MMM Crash: Over 3million Nigerians Lose Over N18.765billion by JoeBlocks(m): 7:52am On Dec 15, 2016
I wonder why nigerians love to gloat over other people's misfortune. undecided

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Celebrities / Re: Video:tekno Advice To Guys Toward Life Enjoyment And Women by JoeBlocks(m): 7:44am On Dec 15, 2016
rokiatu:
Who's telling these fu...ck up fools life nor be 2? This is just nothing but a test. The real life begins after this. Enjoy life but don't be too carry away for you to forget the hereafter.
didn't know you believe in the afterlife?. smiley

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Politics / Re: Rivers Rerun : Wike Caught On Tape Threatening To Kill Official by JoeBlocks(m): 7:42am On Dec 15, 2016
midolian:
This Wike is not human but a beast! shocked

See as e dey mention "kill" as if say na Christmas fowls hin dey talk about.
The same Wike that was shouting about being vindicated when that Fakorede video was leaked?

But I wonder why that video doesn't have audio? Smells like someone doesn't want us to hear something.

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Education / Re: Nigerian Man Who Makes Drones For US Army Bags His 6th Master's Degree. Photos by JoeBlocks(m): 10:11pm On Dec 14, 2016
Ishilove:
Dem use book swear for this one
Yet nigerians are bad. If the action of a single nigerian can make them label Nigerians as corrupt people, don't you think the action of a good nigerian should make them label us as good people?

#RememberingDiallo.
Career / Re: What Would You Do If You Catch Your Boss Snooping Through Your Phone? by JoeBlocks(m): 6:18pm On Dec 14, 2016
MsDelilah:


Wow...

Okay, first of all, I'm not competing with Siena when it comes to knowledge about cars. The guy knows his onions. Though his personality is sh*t.

I never made him leave. He felt Nairaland was "coming between us" cos I kept calling him out on stuff he posted here. He thought I'd never find out. He left nairaland so that he could "focus on us".

By all means, send a guy to lead me on here. I'm not desperate enough to hook up with a guy I've never seen. I don't do online dating. Except you can pinpoint where I am, there's no how I can be led on, honey.

In those 5 months, I didn't have to wait for him to "perv me out". He was f*cking married, with 3 kids. He kept twisting his marital status - today he's divorced, tomorrow he's separated, next day he "just gave her divorce papers". Nigga was a sh*tty liar. He should learn from me.

I'm not looking to entrap anyone. I heard about Siena long before he ever contacted me. There's nothing I hate more than a man who doesn't respect his wife. He knew he had a family, yet he kept badmouthing her to me. For me to do what, applaud him?

I don't regret what I did to him. His wife and I chatted constantly. She confessed how he had been maltreating her for MORE THAN A YEAR. How this isn't the first time he cheated. The only person that ruined his family, is Siena Gbudje.

To show you how stup*d this guy is, after I sent his wife our entire chat history, I contacted him again to form "I don't know what came over me". One would think he had learnt. But a monkey in a tuxedo is STILL a monkey.

Nigga kept asking "can we start afresh? We need to be more careful now that she's in the picture". What sort of man is that? Then he'll come to Nairaland to act holier than thou?

I don't regret what I did.

Let him stalk me. I know he's still on Nairaland. This is a married man who told me to stop being friends with my ex because it made him uncomfortable. I laugh in German. Oniranu! This is a man who warned his wife not to have any male friends, yet he's the same one that would invite his female friends to sleep over. What a dog!
Now I wouldn't quote you on this on a normal day, but the holier than thou modafuckers is what this place never lack.

You see them full of deceit and conceit, deceiving those who are gullible and foolish.

You see them criticising men like I and Lezz, because we're proud of our sexuality and we love to fuck_ because fucking_ is fucking_ fun and pleasurable.

It's a good thing the dude deactivated, I would have trolled him till he eat his own goddamn puke!.

God! I hate liars and pretenders!!!!!. angry angry

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Phones / Re: Senate Okays Data Price Hike, Says NCC Acted In National Interest by JoeBlocks(m): 2:56pm On Dec 14, 2016
tuale4u:
There is always two side to a coin. NCC is trying to promote small Nigeria Telecomm companies and protect them from big ones like MTN,Airtel, Etisalat and Glo.
Small nigerian telecom companies like which and which?

Please, give me names of this small nigerian telecom companies?
Phones / Re: Senate Okays Data Price Hike, Says NCC Acted In National Interest by JoeBlocks(m): 2:53pm On Dec 14, 2016
So how is the NCC supporting the nigerian masses in this hogwash piece of thrash press release?

Isn't it time we rise up as a people and tell this camouflage thieves that we're no longer fools?

How does the nigerian masses paying more on data help ameliorate the current harsh economic reality that is eating them.

I wonder the manner of bullsh1t this idiot keep spewing. We should ask them if the data price increase will help the telecom providers provide faster and better telecom service.

Indeed, this government plan on getting on the nerves of the very people who voted them into office.

Nonsense.
Politics / Re: "Video Of SARS Akin Fakorede Hijacking Election Results Has Vindicated Me" -Wike by JoeBlocks(m): 2:35pm On Dec 14, 2016
He should be questioned to know if he was acting under instruction, and if he was, then whose instruction is he acting on?

The sooner we dig and get to the bottom of this, the better. I wonder who I their right mind would act this way under the eye of a camera.

But still, I'm forced to ask, how come there's no audio in the video? Could it be Mr Fakorede is preventing rigging from the other side? grin
Politics / Re: Photos From Zahra Buhari's Bridal Shower by JoeBlocks(m): 11:26am On Dec 14, 2016
So nobody attended it? How come there ain't no one in the pics?

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Poems For Review / Re: Poetry Classes For Beginners - NPC (Signup Thread) by JoeBlocks(m): 8:07am On Dec 14, 2016
JigsawKillah:


it's open to everyone. all you gotta do is indicate
Am I allowed to indicate my interest to join?
Celebrities / Re: Photo: Femi Kuti Meets Jackie Chan by JoeBlocks(m): 7:01am On Dec 14, 2016
Jackie Chan and Femi Kuti, Wow! shocked This guys are among my favourite human being in the world.
Family / Re: Mom Snaps Photo Of Baby Eating Sand, 8 Years Later, His Fame Saves Dad! by JoeBlocks(m): 9:27pm On Dec 11, 2016
Okay ma. I don hear you oh...
amicable09:

I see...
But you have abused his pop a lot. You don't know the poor man, I think he should be left out of this shame his son has brought upon himself.

Just cool your temper and let him go. E don do for today I beg you.

Now take this beef streak and munch grin
It will make you feel better cheesy

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Family / Re: How To Be A Good Daughter-in-law by JoeBlocks(m): 9:25pm On Dec 11, 2016
Raine80:

If people came with instructions many things would be easy.
All the more reason why people (those whose eyes are open) look for instructions about how the mind of people work.
Politics / Re: See Authentic Pics Of Classy Wedding Invitation Of Zahra Buhari & Ahmad Indimi by JoeBlocks(m): 8:34pm On Dec 11, 2016
So buhari and his wife have separate wedding invitation cards? How nice. Later this set of glorified failures will start saying there's no office of the First Lady of The Federal Republic of Nigeria.

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Family / Re: How To Be A Good Daughter-in-law by JoeBlocks(m): 7:21pm On Dec 11, 2016
Raine80:
Some mother in laws are just evil there is no winning them over. No matter what you do that's a real reality.
Remember evil can be tamed and controlled? All you need is the manual and you're home free. smiley
TV/Movies / Re: What Is D Scariest Movie U Have Ever Watched? by JoeBlocks(m): 6:33pm On Dec 11, 2016
For me, The Conjuring and The Exorcism of Emily Rose does it. Not that I consider them scary, but full of information.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: I ‘absolutely’ Suffered Racism In Office – Obama by JoeBlocks(m): 6:28pm On Dec 11, 2016
Mindfulness:


What has it got to do with my subconscious identity?
Nothing really. Just being curious about your conscious identity.

Your subconscious and unconscious identity is what I don't really read, just your conscious, and it piques my curiosity. smiley
Foreign Affairs / Re: I ‘absolutely’ Suffered Racism In Office – Obama by JoeBlocks(m): 6:18pm On Dec 11, 2016
Mindfulness:


Racism is definitely not part of my 'subconscious identity'.
Clear enough now? cheesy
Crystal.

I'm curious to know if you've experienced it before, or now?.
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by JoeBlocks(m): 6:12pm On Dec 11, 2016
MsDelilah:


oh, I LOVE car stunts.

I love how Q used to say "Oh, grow up, 007!" May he rest in peace.

Always very sarcastic. Something Daniel Craig lacks! angry
Amen! Q saw all the James Bond, from Cornery to Craig.

Yea true that Craig lacks sarcasm, but I give him credit for his use of aggressive metaphor.

Remember when Raol Silva had Bond tied on a chair, and was touching, giving him the impression of being gay? And bond replied "what makes you think it's my first time"?

The way Raol muttered "ohhhh James" made be believe he ejaculated.

The metaphor was sublime.

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TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by JoeBlocks(m): 5:58pm On Dec 11, 2016
MsDelilah:


My best part was the stunts with the BMW!!!
I see you like your stunts. smiley

I prefer the stunts with the Aston Martin performed on Die Another, when Bond faced Zhao.

That scene was intense.
Education / Re: We'll Withdraw Your Kids From School If You Tarnish Our Image On Social Media-FG by JoeBlocks(m): 5:46pm On Dec 11, 2016
Hmmm. Some people mean business, that is, the business of protecting their image. But still, what does one have to fear from an adolescent? undecided
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by JoeBlocks(m): 5:35pm On Dec 11, 2016
MsDelilah:
James Bond - Tomorrow Never Dies
My best part:

Pierce Brosnan: "You were pretty good with the bike?"

Michelle Yeoh: "Comes from growing up in a touch neighbourhood".

Michelle Yeoh: "You were pretty good with the bike?".

Pierce Brosnan: "Comes from not growing up at all".

Now that scene was it. grin

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