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RomanceRe: How To Beat Your Wife/girl Friend Without Touching Her by joecooper(m): 8:12pm On Oct 15, 2015
That number 5 fit escalate mata
CrimeRe: NDLEA Arrests Brazil-bound Passenger With $34,000 In Underwear by joecooper(m): 12:14pm On Oct 10, 2015
Wetin concern NDLEA with money matter again... huh
PoliticsRe: How Diezani Laundered Looted Money, Her Accomplices Revealed - Sahara Reporters by joecooper(m): 7:51pm On Oct 05, 2015
Thunder wey go fire this woman and all her family wey chop dat money still dey charge.... angry angry angry
Christianity EtcRe: The Lies Of Biblical Jesus Christ As Recorded By The Authors by joecooper(m): 11:28am On Oct 04, 2015
I leave you with these words.
“Be not rash with your mouth, nor let your heart be hasty to utter a word before God, for God is in Heaven and you are on earth. Therefore let your words be few. For a dream comes with much business, and a fool’s voice with many words.” (Ecclesiastes 5:2-3)


As the scripture says, a fool has many things to say. People who are negative have an issue with pride. They think they are better and smarter than you and by how they talk down at you makes them feel good and it puffs up their oversized ego. Their comments aren’t there to help you; they are there to make you feel inadequate and dumb. When they make you feel dumb, they feel superior and that is where all of this negativity festers from. They have a drive to overpower you. But fear not! God is always with the humble and anyone who continues in this negative lifestyle is in trouble! “The fear of the Lord is the hatred of evil. Pride and arrogance and the way of evil and perverted speech I hate!” (Proverbs 8:13)
Christianity EtcRe: The Lies Of Biblical Jesus Christ As Recorded By The Authors by joecooper(m): 12:39pm On Oct 02, 2015
rabzy01:
IS THIS YOUR ANSWER? FINAL ANSWER?

NOW TAKE THIS:

IF JESUS COULD DO THESE TO THOSE PEOPLE YOU MENTIONED, WHY DID HE ALLOWED HIMSELF TO BE MURDERED, KILLED, CRUCIFIED WITH CRIMINALS (AS YOU PEOPLE SAY) AND COULD NOT HELP HIMSELF?
..... Then I think you missed the part that says " He arose"
RomanceRe: 3 Emergrncy Tips To Last Longer Durin S3x by joecooper(m): 10:03am On Oct 02, 2015
Ok... noted! Next doctor plsss
Christianity EtcRe: The Lies Of Biblical Jesus Christ As Recorded By The Authors by joecooper(m): 9:53am On Oct 02, 2015
Those WHO mocked the Name of JESUS :

Marilyn Monroe (Actress)
She was visited by Billy Graham during a presentation of a show.
He said the Spirit of God had sent him to preach to her.
After hearing what the Preacher had to say, she said:
'I don't need your Jesus'.
A week later, she was found dead in her apartment

John Lennon (Singer):
Some years before, during his interview with an American Magazine, he said:
'Christianity will end, it will disappear.
I do not have to argue about
that.. I am certain.
Jesus was ok, but his subjects were too simple, today we are more famous than Him'(1966).
Lennon, after saying that the Beatles were more famous than Jesus Christ, was shot six times.

Tancredo Neves (President of Brazil ):
During the Presidential campaign,he said if he got 500,000 votes from his party, not even God would remove him from Presidency.
Sure he got the votes, but he got sick a day before being made President, then he died.

Cazuza (Bi-sexual Brazilian composer, singer and poet):
During A show in Canecio ( Rio deJaneiro ),
while smoking his cigarette, he puffed out some smoke into the air and said:'God, that's for you.'
He died at the age of 32 of LUNG CANCER in a horrible manner.

The man who built the Titanic
After the construction of Titanic, a reporter asked him how safe the Titanic would be.
With an ironic tone he said:
'Not even God can sink it'
The result: I think you all know what happened to the Titanic

Bon Scott (Singer)
The ex-vocalist of the AC/DC. On one of his 1979 songs he sang:
'Don't stop me; I'm going down all the way, down the highway to hell'.
On the 19th of February 1980, Bon Scott was found dead, he had been choked by his own vomit.

So do any of you people out there know of other examples of people who mocked God? How did they later suffers God's punishment?

It's on youtube how Anton Lavey died, - an Angel showed him his life was all wrong and then he started saying, "somethings wrong..." and so of course he went to Hell.

And another person. Felix Manalo, started a whole new church / cult that mostly attacks Christianity and he made changes to the Bible and our beliefs in Jesus Christ. Check out this web page about him and his church: Iglesia Ni Cristo (INC)
- He died just like Judas Iscariot: FELIX Y. MANALO DIED LIKE JUDAS ISCARIOT - The Splendor of the Church
Christianity EtcRe: The Lies Of Biblical Jesus Christ As Recorded By The Authors by joecooper(m): 9:56pm On Oct 01, 2015
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PoliticsRe: SARAKI: The Real Inside Story by joecooper(m): 5:51am On Sep 22, 2015
@Op, all you ve just written is a beautiful nonsense. embarassed
Forum GamesRe: 8 Out Of Every 10 Would Fail These!!! by joecooper(m): 12:17pm On Sep 20, 2015
52.... huh
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Swansea city Vs Manchester United (2 - 1) On 30th August 2015 by joecooper(m): 6:04pm On Aug 30, 2015
dabossman:
Lol. You nor well.
Lol... Premiership is just like the adage that says " Never count your chickens until the eggs are hatched". wink
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Swansea city Vs Manchester United (2 - 1) On 30th August 2015 by joecooper(m): 5:56pm On Aug 30, 2015
grin grin grin

HealthRe: Alcohol And The Human Body by joecooper(op): 7:15am On Aug 27, 2015
Still wonder why some people dey take like say na competition....
HealthRe: Alcohol And The Human Body by joecooper(op): 7:07am On Aug 27, 2015
while non-fasting people exhibit peak alcohol concentrations within 1.0, and in extreme cases up to as much as 4.0 hours (average 1.06 - 2.12 hours).

Distribution

Alcohol has a high affinity for water and is therefore found in body tissues and fluids inasmuch as they contain water. Absorbed alcohol is rapidly carried throughout the body in the blood and once absorption of alcohol is complete an equilibrium occurs such that blood at all points in the system contains approximately the same concentration of alcohol.

Elimination

The liver is responsible for the elimination - through metabolism - of 95% of ingested alcohol from the body. The remainder of the alcohol is eliminated through excretion of alcohol in breath, urine, sweat, feces, milk and saliva. The body uses several different metabolic pathways in its oxidation of alcohol to acetaldehyde to acetic acid to carbon dioxide and water.

Healthy people metabolize alcohol at a fairly consistent rate. As a rule of thumb, a person will eliminate one average drink or .5 oz (15 ml) of alcohol per hour. Several factors influence this rate. The rate of elimination tends to be higher when the blood alcohol concentration in the body is very high. Also chronic alcoholics may (depending on liver health) metabolize alcohol at a significantly higher rate than the average. Finally, the body's ability to metabolize alcohol quickly tend to diminish with age.

Body Weight and Body Type

In general, the less you weigh the more you will be affected by a given amount of alcohol. As detailed above, alcohol has a high affinity for water. Basically one's blood alcohol concentration is a function of the total amount of alcohol in one's system divided by total body water. So for two individuals with similar body compositions and different weights, the larger individual will achieve lower alcohol concentrations than the smaller one if ingesting the same amount of alcohol.

However, for people of the same weight, a well muscled individual will be less affected than someone with a higher percentage of fat since fatty tissue does not contain very much water and will not absorb very much alcohol.

Rate Of Consumption

Blood alcohol concentration depends on the amount of alcohol consumed and the rate at which the user's body metabolizes alcohol. Because the body metabolizes alcohol at a fairly constant rate (somewhat more quickly at higher and lower alcohol concentrations), ingesting alcohol at a rate higher than the rate of elimination results in a cumulative effect and an increasing blood alcohol concentration.

Source: Intoximeters
HealthAlcohol And The Human Body by joecooper(op): 7:05am On Aug 27, 2015
Alcohol and the Human Body

Alcohol's Properties1

Alcohol is a general term denoting a family of organic chemicals with common properties. Members of this family include ethanol, methanol, isopropanol, and others. This introduction discusses the physical, chemical, and physiological aspects of the most commonly ingested of these - ethanol.

Alcohol (ethanol) is a clear, volatile liquid that burns (oxidizes) easily. It has a slight, characteristic odor and is very soluble in water. Alcohol is an organic compound composed of carbon, oxygen, and hydrogen; its chemical formula is C2H5OH.

Alcohol is a central nervous system depressant and it is the central nervous system which is the bodily system that is most severely affected by alcohol (see chart below). The degree to which the central nervous system function is impaired is directly proportional to the concentration of alcohol in the blood2.

When ingested, alcohol passes from the stomach into the small intestine, where it is rapidly absorbed into the blood and distributed throughout the body. Because it is distributed so quickly and thoroughly the alcohol can affect the central nervous system even in small concentrations. In low concentrations, alcohol reduces inhibitions. As blood alcohol concentration increases, a person's response to stimuli decreases markedly, speech becomes slurred, and he or she becomes unsteady and has trouble walking. With very high concentrations - greater than 0.35 grams/100 milliliters of blood (equivalent to 0.35 grams/210 liters of breath ) - a person can become comatose and die. The American Medical Association has defined the blood alcohol concentration level of impairment for all people to be 0.04 grams/100 milliliters of blood (equivalent to .04 grams/210 liters of breath). The following is a generally accepted guide to the effects of alcohol.

Stages of alcohol intoxication3

BAC
(g/100 ml of blood
or g/210 l of breath) Stage Clinical symptoms
0.01 - 0.05 Subclinical Behavior nearly normal by ordinary observation
0.03 - 0.12 Euphoria Mild euphoria, sociability, talkitiveness
Increased self-confidence; decreased inhibitions
Diminution of attention, judgment and control
Beginning of sensory-motor impairment
Loss of efficiency in finer performance tests
0.09 - 0.25 Excitement Emotional instability; loss of critical judgment
Impairment of perception, memory and comprehension
Decreased sensitory response; increased reaction time
Reduced visual acuity; peripheral vision and glare recovery
Sensory-motor incoordination; impaired balance
Drowsiness
0.18 - 0.30 Confusion Disorientation, mental confusion; dizziness
Exaggerated emotional states
Disturbances of vision and of perception of color, form, motion and dimensions
Increased pain threshold
Increased muscular incoordination; staggering gait; slurred speech
Apathy, lethargy
0.25 - 0.40 Stupor General inertia; approaching loss of motor functions
Markedly decreased response to stimuli
Marked muscular incoordination; inability to stand or walk
Vomiting; incontinence
Impaired consciousness; sleep or stupor
0.35 - 0.50 Coma Complete unconsciousness
Depressed or abolished reflexes
Subnormal body temperature
Incontinence
Impairment of circulation and respiration
Possible death
0.45 + Death Death from respiratory arrest
Absorption4

Alcohol is absorbed from all parts of the gastrointestinal tract largely by simple diffusion into the blood. However the small intestine is by far the most efficient region of the gastrointestinal tract for alcohol absorption because of its very large surface area. In a fasting individual, it is generally agreed that 10% to 20% of a dose of alcohol is absorbed from the stomach (the volume of alcohol affects the absorption) and 75% to 80% is absorbed from the small intestine. Because of this peak blood alcohol concentrations are achieved in fasting people within 0.5 to 2.0 hours, (average 0.75 - 1.35 hours depending upon dose and time of last meal)
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs West Ham (0 - 2) On 9th August 2015 by joecooper(m): 3:59pm On Aug 09, 2015
Arsenal how market grin grin grin

Car TalkRe: You Won't Believe What These People Are Trying To Do (photos) by joecooper(m): 11:05am On Aug 06, 2015
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Nairaland GeneralRe: Man Sitting On Nothing Seen In Ikeja (Shocking Photo) by joecooper(m): 2:01pm On Jul 17, 2015
Hello fellows it's not a magic or some African voodoo thing. Just as they've stated on the box he's siting on

. It's pure Technology. Was a witness of it in Berlin a couple of years back.
Here's how they did it. It's a pure practice of magnetism.
Right inside his trouser behind is butt is a magnetic plate and below the red rug is a larger magnetic plate both have the same polarity. And those who did physics in high school remember that like poles repel. So bringing these like poles together at a particular distance gives a levitating effect of suspending the plate in is trouser thereby being able to carry his Weight.
It's just a practical science. wink

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