Ambode...just bursting my watts. This guy is an enigma and an asset to Nigeria.

Russia has changed borderlines since the existence of the now defunct Soviet Union and the Russian Empire that preceded it. While it may not be possible to comprehend how big Russia is by merely looking at the basic numbers, a good idea is to compare it with other nations across the globe.

Russia is almost 2 times the size of Canada. Canada is the second largest country in the world.

Russia is approximately twice the size of the United States of America.

Russia is also more than twice the size of Australia. Australia, which is considered by most people as vast because of its large barren areas, is almost half the size of present day Russia.

Russia is 2 times larger in size than China.

Russia is 6 times larger in size than India.

Russia is 32 times bigger in size than France.

Russia is 48 times bigger in size than Germany.

Russia is 70 times larger in size than the United Kingdom.

Russia is about one third the size of the entire continent of Africa.

Russia as a country has 9 different time zones!

Russia is very big indeed – that it actually spans nine different time zones! Can you even imagine how crazy it is? When people in European part of Russia are just waking up, inhabitants on the far Eastern part of Russia are already having dinner and preparing to go to sleep.

Russia is by far the largest country (by land mass) in the world!

The population of Russia is 143,393,467 as of Sunday, March 19, 2017, based on the latest United Nations estimates.

Saw this on BBC this afternoon

Mods no dey like this kain thread na. No be snake or tonto dike

lala, Mynd44, Seun..

Message to the private jet owners...propose to me at 33,00 feet or esle na 2019

It turns out that there are only four primary passport colors in the world, and each country has its own reasons for choosing one of these colors for the cover.
Bright Side decided to find out what this choice depends on and to share the information with you. If long lines at the airport makes you feel bored, just remember this post.



Red

This is the most common color. Passports with a red cover are often chosen by countries with a historical or current communist system. Citizens of Slovenia, China, Serbia, Russia, Latvia, Romania, Poland, and Georgia have red passports. Member countries of the European Union, except Croatia, also use passports of burgundy and other shades of red. Countries interested in joining the EU, such as Turkey, Macedonia, and Albania, changed the color of their passports to red a few years ago. The Andean Community of Nations — Bolivia, Colombia, Ecuador, and Peru — also has burgundy passports.


Blue

This is the next most common color. The blue cover symbolizes the "new world". 15 Caribbean countries have blue passports. Within the block of South American countries the blue passport cover symbolizes the connection with Mercosur — a trade union. This includes Brazil, Argentina, and Paraguay. Venezuela is the exception here: it also belongs to the union, but its citizens have red passports. The passports of US citizens were changed to blue only in 1976.


Green

Most Muslim countries have green passports. Examples include Morocco, Saudi Arabia, and Pakistan. Green is considered to be the favorite color of the Prophet Muhammad, and is a symbol of nature and life. The citizens of several West African countries — for example, Burkina Faso, Nigeria, Niger, the Ivory Coast, and Senegal — also have travel documents that are various shades of green. In their case, the color indicates that they belong to ECOWAS (the Economic Community of West African States).


Black

The rarest passports are those with black covers. These can be found among the citizens of some African countries — Botswana, Zambia, Burundi, Gabon, Angola, Chad, Congo, Malawi and others. Citizens of New Zealand also have black passport covers, because black is the country’s national color.

https://www.google.com.ng/amp/s/brightside.me/wonder-curiosities/there-are-only-four-passport-colors-in-the-world-and-this-is-the-reason-why-315960/amp/

60 billion for the account ooo...

I hate rules. Anyone who is close to me is aware of my hatred of rules.

When you step out of your house, you enter a world of rules; traffic rules, work rules, party rules, bar rules, etc. Rules just have a way of taking the fun out of life. However, when it comes to bro codes, that shit is sacred and not for chuckles. The code was created by men for all men to follow, no exceptions. If you do not know what the bro codes are, you are failing your fellow brethren.

Here are the 10 bro codes that can never be broken.

Code # 1

If your bro’s wife, side-chick or girlfriend asks you any tricky questions about his activities, it is your duty to deny any and everything. You do not know who his female friends are, you do not know what he did last night, you do not know his current location and you certainly do not know if he is talking to any other women. You are to back up your brothers at all times even if his woman threatens your life. Also, you are not allowed to be close friends with your bro’s wife or girlfriend. You cannot meet them for tea or lunch or ride together to a church event. If your bro’s woman tries to get close to you, develop an anti-social attitude and get the heck out of there.

Code # 2

Your bro’s sister is totally off limit. It does not matter how hot she is; you are not permitted to approach under no circumstances. You do not stare at her, you do not comment on her desirable features, you do not ogle at her and you do not dare try to have sex with her. Mess with your bro’s sister and you will find yourself sleeping with the fishes.

Code # 3

If your bro hits on a girl and he is about to score and cheat on his wife or girlfriend, you are allowed to have one intervention only. You are permitted to remind him once of the bad choice he is about to make. If he tells you to go screw yourself, you are released from any responsibilities from that time onwards. You have done your duty as a bro. Pay for his drink and yours and let him be.

Code # 4

Wingman duties are not optional. At any point in time, a bro will need your services as a wingman. You are expected to avail yourself immediately and report for duty when called upon. Wingman responsibilities are not negotiable. You must support your bro until he achieves his ultimate goal which is, score a hot chick or two if he so desires. After he scores, you can proudly declare that you have fulfilled your civic duty as a wingman.

Code # 5

Let me just get this out of the way since I have minor grievances with this code. I will, however, abide by this code until the brotherhood decides to make amends. Do not, and I repeat, do not ditch your friends for a girl. If you made plans to hang out with your bros and you run into a girl who seems nice, make arrangements to see her the next day. Do not break formation and separate yourself from the herd. There are a few exceptions, though. If you are guaranteed a score that very day or in the next few hours, your bros must give you a pass. Proof may be required if any of your bros suspect that you lied about the guarantee.

Code # 6

If your Bro shares any nudes he received from a woman, you are required to protect that evidence at all cost. You are not to share the evidence with anybody else. Your bros will trust that the picture deal is struck between just you and him and it should stay that way. Any evidence your bro shares with you cannot be discussed or shared with your wife or girlfriend; period!

Code # 7

If your bro is dressed horribly and his outfit could generate some level of disgrace for the male species, you are obligated to tell him that he looks horrible. If your bro shows up to the club with pink shoes, blue pants and a loud green shirt, you are responsible for dragging him out of the club and away from the public eye. If you are both rocking the same outfit, do your other bros a favor and entertain each other all evening. You are not to approach any bros looking like a peacock in public.

Code #8

If your bro picks you to be his best man, it is an honor. As the best man, it is your duty and obligation to organize the best bachelor party ever. You are also expected to provide your bro with anything he needs for his pleasure; no questions asked. As a best man, you need to understand that your bro is about to turn himself in for a life sentence. It is your duty to make his last few moments of freedom as enjoyable as possible. You are never to speak of any activities that occurred prior to the wedding. You are to take all of your bro’s secrets to your grave. Also, do not forget to confiscate all cell phones at the bachelor party. Your bro will not ask you to do this but you are not to invite his future wife’s brother, male cousins, nephews etc. to the bachelor party. Do not let your bro down and ruin his last moments of freedom.

Code # 9

You must greet your bros appropriately at all times. If you must hug your bro, make sure your chests do not touch. A hug can never come before a handshake. All hugs must be accompanied with a pat on the back. Hugging must last no more than a second; this is not a soccer match. If you develop special handshakes or greetings, stick to that routine always unless you both agree to make a change.

Code # 10

I saved the most important code for last because this is a rule that can never, ever be broken by any man on this earth. Never go after or date your bro’s exes. I do not care if she is Yvonne Nelson or Yvonne Okoro. I do not care if she says it’s okay. I do not care if she shows up at your house in the middle of the night in a bikini. You are not to touch your bro’s exes. If your bro breaks up with his girl, act like you broke up with her too. Also, never go after a girl your bro is already chasing. If you both meet a hot chick, whoever makes the first move gets to keep going after the prize.

All men are to follow these bro codes. Any violation of these codes will earn you an ass-whopping.


http://musingsofanafricanbachelor.com/2017/03/11/10-unspoken-bro-codes-all-men-need-to-know-and-follow/

I hate rules. Anyone who is close to me is aware of my hatred of rules.

When you step out of your house, you enter a world of rules; traffic rules, work rules, party rules, bar rules, etc. Rules just have a way of taking the fun out of life. However, when it comes to bro codes, that shit is sacred and not for chuckles. The code was created by men for all men to follow, no exceptions. If you do not know what the bro codes are, you are failing your fellow brethren.

Here are the 10 bro codes that can never be broken.

Code # 1

If your bro’s wife, side-chick or girlfriend asks you any tricky questions about his activities, it is your duty to deny any and everything. You do not know who his female friends are, you do not know what he did last night, you do not know his current location and you certainly do not know if he is talking to any other women. You are to back up your brothers at all times even if his woman threatens your life. Also, you are not allowed to be close friends with your bro’s wife or girlfriend. You cannot meet them for tea or lunch or ride together to a church event. If your bro’s woman tries to get close to you, develop an anti-social attitude and get the heck out of there.

Code # 2

Your bro’s sister is totally off limit. It does not matter how hot she is; you are not permitted to approach under no circumstances. You do not stare at her, you do not comment on her desirable features, you do not ogle at her and you do not dare try to have sex with her. Mess with your bro’s sister and you will find yourself sleeping with the fishes.

Code # 3

If your bro hits on a girl and he is about to score and cheat on his wife or girlfriend, you are allowed to have one intervention only. You are permitted to remind him once of the bad choice he is about to make. If he tells you to go screw yourself, you are released from any responsibilities from that time onwards. You have done your duty as a bro. Pay for his drink and yours and let him be.

Code # 4

Wingman duties are not optional. At any point in time, a bro will need your services as a wingman. You are expected to avail yourself immediately and report for duty when called upon. Wingman responsibilities are not negotiable. You must support your bro until he achieves his ultimate goal which is, score a hot chick or two if he so desires. After he scores, you can proudly declare that you have fulfilled your civic duty as a wingman.

Code # 5

Let me just get this out of the way since I have minor grievances with this code. I will, however, abide by this code until the brotherhood decides to make amends. Do not, and I repeat, do not ditch your friends for a girl. If you made plans to hang out with your bros and you run into a girl who seems nice, make arrangements to see her the next day. Do not break formation and separate yourself from the herd. There are a few exceptions, though. If you are guaranteed a score that very day or in the next few hours, your bros must give you a pass. Proof may be required if any of your bros suspect that you lied about the guarantee.

Code # 6

If your Bro shares any nudes he received from a woman, you are required to protect that evidence at all cost. You are not to share the evidence with anybody else. Your bros will trust that the picture deal is struck between just you and him and it should stay that way. Any evidence your bro shares with you cannot be discussed or shared with your wife or girlfriend; period!

Code # 7

If your bro is dressed horribly and his outfit could generate some level of disgrace for the male species, you are obligated to tell him that he looks horrible. If your bro shows up to the club with pink shoes, blue pants and a loud green shirt, you are responsible for dragging him out of the club and away from the public eye. If you are both rocking the same outfit, do your other bros a favor and entertain each other all evening. You are not to approach any bros looking like a peacock in public.

Code #8

If your bro picks you to be his best man, it is an honor. As the best man, it is your duty and obligation to organize the best bachelor party ever. You are also expected to provide your bro with anything he needs for his pleasure; no questions asked. As a best man, you need to understand that your bro is about to turn himself in for a life sentence. It is your duty to make his last few moments of freedom as enjoyable as possible. You are never to speak of any activities that occurred prior to the wedding. You are to take all of your bro’s secrets to your grave. Also, do not forget to confiscate all cell phones at the bachelor party. Your bro will not ask you to do this but you are not to invite his future wife’s brother, male cousins, nephews etc. to the bachelor party. Do not let your bro down and ruin his last moments of freedom.

Code # 9

You must greet your bros appropriately at all times. If you must hug your bro, make sure your chests do not touch. A hug can never come before a handshake. All hugs must be accompanied with a pat on the back. Hugging must last no more than a second; this is not a soccer match. If you develop special handshakes or greetings, stick to that routine always unless you both agree to make a change.

Code # 10

I saved the most important code for last because this is a rule that can never, ever be broken by any man on this earth. Never go after or date your bro’s exes. I do not care if she is Yvonne Nelson or Yvonne Okoro. I do not care if she says it’s okay. I do not care if she shows up at your house in the middle of the night in a bikini. You are not to touch your bro’s exes. If your bro breaks up with his girl, act like you broke up with her too. Also, never go after a girl your bro is already chasing. If you both meet a hot chick, whoever makes the first move gets to keep going after the prize.

All men are to follow these bro codes. Any violation of these codes will earn you an ass-whopping.

By Kwadjo Panyin

http://musingsofanafricanbachelor.com/2017/03/11/10-unspoken-bro-codes-all-men-need-to-know-and-follow/

Coco ice mentioned in the house to Soma that she's 32, and Marvis' age on the big brother website is 26. OP, where did you get ur ages from? Abeg go Siddon jare.

Osinbajo is taking over. If there's anyone who doesn't genuinely like this guy, that person needs to have his/her head washed in the sea by Poseidon himself.

To think that they were all in their 20s here, and they were already leaders in their own right.
What is our generation all about sef?

Omo, this one weak me....

A High Court in Nigeria recently gave judgement that the $153m linked to former Minister of Petroleum Resources, Deizani Alison-Madueke, be permanently forfeited to the Federal Government. The loots amounts to N34B when changed to naira. The attached pic shows estimates of what the money could be used for in the country's educational sector.

While the bloggers were waiting...

Hmmm...This is what 'will' can do.

Texas is too conservative to join.

martineverest:
i will take adem serious when states of california and texas join

The leader you voted for is the leader you got. Live and deal with it.

I thought he just clocked 32. Last year he sang "no call me uncle, am just 31" in the track 'friendzone'. The year before he sang "ose to lo mo pe 30 sade" in the track 'sade'.

And soon again, they would get re-brokenhearted

Legendary Nigerian artiste, Innocent Idibia, popularly called 2baba took to his instagram page to state clearly that he is not the initiator of the February 5th protest, but rather used his platform to spread a broadcast message that he received.

See attached screenshots

This isn't the Nigeria of our dreams

If i spend one day in DSS custody, the damage that would happen to Nigeria would take one year to fix - Apostle Suleiman.

Am fearing o...what if he spends two weeks, that would take 14 years to fix..OMG! Abeg make DSS leave the man o.

Everyone and everything is just stacked up to kill BlackBerry. This kind of conspiracy is another type of kwarapshun.

Senegalese troops moved across the border into The Gambia on Thursday, an army spokesman said after the UN Security Council backed West African efforts to ensure that the country’s defeated leader Yahya Jammeh hands over power. “They entered this afternoon” Colonel Abdoul Ndiaye told AFP after Adama Barrow was sworn in as Gambian president at his country’s embassy in Dakar despite Jammeh’s refusal to stand down.

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/01/breaking-senegalese-troops-enter-gambia/

Olori gbeske.

Thank God for the Internet we all have access to the Nigeria Constitution.

‪"5-(1) Subject to the provisions of this Constitution, the executive powers of the federation‬
(a) shall be vested in the President
----------------
(4) Notwithstanding the foregoing provisions of this section-

(a) the President shall not declare a State of war between the Federation and another country except with the sanction of a resolution of both Houses of the National Assembly sitting in a joint session; and

(b) except at the prior approval of the Senate, no member of the armed forces of the Federation shall be deployed on combat duty outside Nigeria.

(5) Notwithstanding the provisions of subsection (4) of this section, the President, in consultation with the Nigeria Defence Council, may deploy members of the armed forces of the Federation on a limited combat duty outside Nigeria if he is satisfied that the national security is under imminent threat or danger;

PROVIDED that the President, shall within seven days of actual combat engagement, seek the consent of the Senate and the Senate shall thereafter give or refuse the said consent within fourteen days".

We are on the move...hopefully

Never have these two teams been quite so dominant. Barcelona's 39-match unbeaten run in 2015-16 was the finest in the history of the Catalan club, but less than a year on, Real Madrid have matched it.

After going down 2-1 at Sevilla in October 2015, Barca did not lose again until defeat to Madrid in the Clasico last April. And even though Real lost their next match, a 2-0 defeat away to Wolfsburg, they have not been beaten since.

Barca's run came in one season, while Madrid's streak has arrived across two campaigns.

In their 39 matches without defeat, Barca won 32 and drew seven. Madrid, meanwhile, have won 30 and drawn nine. The Blaugrana also scored more goals: 122 compared to 112 netted by Los Blancos. Luis Enrique's men conceded fewer, too (23) than Zidane's side (36).

There were 19 clean sheets for Barca in that time compared to Madrid's 14.

http://m.goal.com/s/en/news/722/la-liga/2017/01/08/31261452/39-matches-unbeaten-real-madrid-barcelonas-record-runs?ICID=TP_HN_HP_RI_0_2

Though 2016 has been an epic year for movies, it almost feels like a warm-up when you look at the long list of blockbuster films already on the release calendar for 2017. Even though 2017 is just starting it's never too early to get excited about taking a trip to the theater, so i've lined up the biggest upcoming releases—and whether you're into action, comedy, horror, or drama, there's something here for everyone…


1. Resident Evil: The Final Chapter - Despite the long lapse between sequels, this sixth installment will reportedly pick up right where Retribution left off while following director Paul W.S. Anderson's mandate to come full circle with the saga of a dystopian future in which a corporate-created virus has unleashed a zombie plague. Release Date: January 27
 
2. The Lego Batman Movie - The Lego movie gets a superhero-themed spinoff with "The Lego Batman Movie." Release Date: February 10 2017
 
3. Fifty Shades Darker - Remember Fifty Shades of Grey? Christian Grey and Anastasia Steele will try — and definitely succeed — to have a relationship again in "Fifty Shades Darker." Release Date: February 10

4. John Wick: Chapter 2 - John Wick was one of the biggest surprises of 2014, a low-budget, badass, and totally fun revenge thriller starring Keanu Reeves. "John Wick: Chapter 2" looks like it's going to be just as fun. Release Date: February 10
 
5. Logan - Hugh Jackman gets another Wolverine solo movie in the X-Men flick "Logan." Release Date: March 3
 
6. Kong: Skull Island - The King Kong story gets another reboot with "Kong: Skull Island," which looks like it'll be more of a monster movie than a romance as Kong gets featured in its biggest ever size. Word has it that there would be a spinoff where Kong would be face to face with Godzilla. That would be epic "bigly". Release Date: March 10
 
7. Beauty and The Beast - Emma Watson takes her turn as Belle in a lavish new adaptation of "Beauty and the Beast."Release Date: March 17
 
8. Power Ranger - The CGI-era live-action "Power Rangers" movie looks like a weird X-Men movie. It could be awful, or it could be something special. Release Date: March 24
 
9. Fast And Furious 8: The Fate of The Furious - According to the trailer for "The Fate of the Furious," it looks like Vin Diesel's (Dominic Torreto) is turning evil and would betray his family. What ever happened to family? Release Date: April 14
 
10. The Lost City of Z - Director James Gray is best known for his period dramas, but "The Lost City of Z" promises to be a swashbuckling adventure with Charlie Hunman, Robert Pattinson, and Sienna Miller as explorers who search for a lost Mayan city. Release Date: April 21
 
11. Guardians of the Galaxy, Vol. 2 - Star Lord finally meets his dad in "Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2," but we're most looking forward to more baby Groot. Release Date: May 5
 
12. The Dinner - Based on Herman Koch's bestselling novel, "The Dinner" is a thriller about two parents who have dinner with Dutch politicians who suspect their children of terrorism. Release Date: May 5
 
13. Alien: Covenant - "Prometheus" was okay, but Ridley Scott's return to the "Alien" series proper with "Alien: Covenant" has movie lovers really excited. Release Date: May 19
 
14. Baywatch - Zac Efron and Dwayne Johnson will be shirtless in the "Baywatch" movie. Yup. Release Date: May 26
 
15. Captain Underpants - Dav Pilkey's beloved book series about two kids who hypnotize their school principal into thinking he's an underwear-slinging superhero finally gets its movie due with "Captain Underpants." Release Date: June 2
 
16. Wonder Woman - "Batman v. Superman" and "Suicide Squad" didn't exactly live up to their potential, but Gal Gadot's "Wonder Woman" might be exactly what we needed from DC. Release Date: June 2
 
17. Transformers: The Last Knight - Aside from Mark Wahlberg being back as the saga's current human star, The Last Knight looks like it'll plunge viewers into a time-traveling plot that includes King Arthur and an alternate history in which Nazis won World War II—plus plenty of action and lots of lead-ins to the assortment of spinoff films the studio's planning. Release Date: June 23
 
18. Despicable Me 3 - Despicable Me has grown into an impressively adaptable franchise for Universal. In addition to 2013's Despicable Me 2, it's also spun off a prequel (2015's Minions), six short films, three video games, and a theme park attraction—and as we can see from the 2017 release schedule, it isn't done yet. Release Date: June 30
 
19. Spiderman: Homecoming - Tom Holland, after wowing audience as Spiderman in Captain America - Civil war, puts on the iconic red mask in "Spider-Man: Homecoming," where he'll join the rest of the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Release Date: July 7
 
20. War for the Planet of the Apes - A grim foreshadowing of the major conflict brewing between genetically enhanced primates and a human population decimated by a virus dubbed the Simian Flu. The apes and humans are at total global war in "War for the Planet of the Apes." Also, the apes have figured out how to ride horses. Release Date: July 14
 
21. Dunkirk - Christopher Nolan takes on a World War II battle with "Dunkirk," with an all-star cast of Kenneth Branagh, Tom Hardy, Mark Rylance, Cillian Murphy, and Harry Styles. Release Date: July 21
 
22. Dark Tower - The sci-fi western horror film will follow the events of Stephen King's prolific Dark Tower  book series—reportedly picking up some time after the ending of The Dark Tower VII: The Dark Tower, with elements from the first book, The Gunslinger. Release Date: July 28
 
23. Ninjago - In addition to "Lego Batman," we're also getting "Ninjango," another movie with Lego characters. This one is about teen ninjas. Release Date: September 22
 
24. Blade Runner 2049 - "Arrival" director Denis Villeneuve has been entrusted with "Blade Runner 2049." Harrison Ford returns, now starring along with Ryan Gosling, Barkhad Abdi, and Robin Wright. Release date October 6
 
25. Kingsman: The Golden Circle - The creative team behind 2015's Kingsman: The Secret Service, reunites for this sequel. The Kingsman British spy team will team up with their American equivalents after their headquarters are destroyed by a lethal foe. Release Date: October 6
 
26. Saw: Legacy - Lionsgate was definitely playing a game by presenting 2010's Saw 3D: The Final Chapter as the very last round of Jigsaw's punishing plans. Release Date: October 27
 
27. Thor: Ragnarock - Thor goes back to Asgard only to find out it's been taken over by his evil brother Loki in "Thor: Ragnarok." Luckily, he'll be joined by The Hulk. Release date: November 3
 
28. Justice League - Marvel has done a brilliant job of laying out the template for a successful shared universe, and now Warner Bros. is following in its rival's footsteps with its DC Comics properties, which are due to get their first moments in the all-star superhero team spotlight with Justice League. Release Date: November 17
 
29. The Darkest Hour - Gary Oldman tries again to win an Oscar by playing Winston Churchill fighting the Nazis in "The Darkest Hour." Release Date: November 24
 
30. Star Wars: Episode VIII - The list of things we truly know about Episode VIII is awfully short. But we do know a couple of important facts: one, Rian Johnson (Looper) will be in the director's chair; and two, most of Episode VII's cast will be back, including Daisy Ridley, John Boyega, Oscar Isaac, and Adam Driver, along with OG franchise stars Mark Hamill and Carrie Fisher. (Carrie Fisher had wrapped filming for Episode VIII before her tragic and unexpected death.) Release Date: December 15

Here we go again

Our aggrieved grandpas and grandmas from the PDP (Papa deceiving pikin) and APC (Association of past criminals) have come together to form ADP (Aggrieved and Deranged people). Oh lawd, epp we your sheedren.

I buy gas for #3500 per 12kg and it lasts more than 2 months before refilling. U guys should move off kero already. Haba!!