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PoliticsRe: Emir Of Rano Bans Church Activities In Homes by Joedoyle(m): 8:53pm On Feb 11, 2025
Can you just be calm?
The Mosque you claim of disturbs people's morning activities and even day activities. About offering, how do Muslim erect their Mosque? Isn't it through offering or some kind of contribution?

They come around and will want to pray anywhere but hate the Christians for doing such.
khalling2008:
Bann them if they constitute a nuisance in a residential area. You cannot turn a residential place into a commercial place without consequences. If you want a commercial place to operate your business, you can go to any place along the expressway that the govt decides for commercial purposes, not residential areas that people use for home only.

For those ignorant who said the mosques are also built in residential areas. How can you compare a mosque to a church?.Anybody know that churches are business centers in Nigeria while mosques are for worship only. Have you ever gone to mosques and see them useing musical instruments for service?

If you are not satisfied with the decision, you can sue them in court or relocate to iPob region where they allow nuisance in their states
PoliticsRe: Sachet Milo Was N20 In 2015. Now It Is N250. Who (Or What) Do We Blame For This? by Joedoyle(m): 12:14pm On Jan 16, 2025
And you think the citizens of a develop country will tolerate all this nonsense from APC? What does live within your means mean? Ain't you aware that the sachet were even meant for those who can't afford the bigger size? Or are you still unaware that the pap, kunu, and akpu you're talking about are even quite expensive now.
Baba, go sidon. A bad governance is a bad governance. Pesin dey earn #300k but bills go just dey rip dey money.

One foolish decision after another.
Freetech:
Is it a must to drink Milo, what abot pap, kunu, akpu etc. Live within your means no more free food for lazy ass

Why do you have to lie to make your point?

Fuel 1509, where? Which country?
Is lying in Dna of you these tribe. The same lambe all round failure lie even in sleep and dream
PoliticsRe: "Occupy Nigeria Protest Didn’t Turn Violent, GEJ Didn’t Approve Use Of Force" by Joedoyle(m): 9:25pm On Jul 27, 2024
Ethnic bigot. Shut up!
CyrusVI:
Didn't turn violent cause it took place mainly in the SW and the saboteurs couldn't do much

Plus, the protest had elites and highly ranked personalities who are peace-loving and sane

To put this in a better context, it had almost none-Eastern person at the forefront, the last that had one, EndSars, ended in turmoil
Christianity EtcRe: White Kids Boldly Preaching the Gospel In School And On The Streets (Video) by Joedoyle(m): 6:41pm On May 26, 2024
Sorry fam, Christianity was already in Africa before the Whites(Europeans) assumed bringing it. Ethiopians and Egyptians can relate to it.
dangermouse:
Nothing new or special here.

Is it not same whites who brought these religions to Africa and what is the news that they are preaching it to their own people?

Until our own African ways of worship and belief are being preached over there the it would become news worthy.
Foreign AffairsRe: Protesters Block US Military Ship Allegedly Carrying Weapons For Israel by Joedoyle(m): 11:53am On Nov 10, 2023
CoronaVirusPro:
What do you gain with lies!

Is Israel Taiwan or Japan? Do you think the US will choose Japan or Taiwan over Israel if it has to go with one?

Mention the big tech companies!

Is Oracle, Google, Amazon, NVIDIA, Microsoft, Ericsson Huawei, CommScope, Cisco, Airbus, Boeing, DELL, HP, or Samsung from Israel?

Who knows Israel? It is just a shithole like any other African country!

If not bad leadership, Nigerian should be sending aids to Israel
Sorry bro... Go check it and you'll know for yourself.
Foreign AffairsRe: Protesters Block US Military Ship Allegedly Carrying Weapons For Israel by Joedoyle(m): 8:13pm On Nov 09, 2023
CoronaVirusPro:
LIES!!!!!


Israel is just a US military base in the Middle-East. The artificial state has practically NOTHING to offer the US.
Best ally my foot! Israel that the US is feeding and clothing.
A country that harbour almost all big tech companies... Providing micro tech to all and even do some unimaginable things.
You can't just beat Israel in the game of tech. By the way, the land belongs to them.
Abraham wasn't just a sojourner, he bought lands. Right from the beginning, Israel have always been a threat to nations against them... As the Bible says and I paraphrase, Those who curse Abraham will be cursed and those who bless them, will be blessed.
America's secret is in what you won't know.
PoliticsRe: "Get Your Facts Right": FG, Peter Obi "Bicker" Over ₦2.17t Supplementary Budget by Joedoyle(m): 8:03pm On Nov 09, 2023
Obiedun:
Peter obi is foolish!
And you are sick.
Foreign AffairsRe: Protesters Block US Military Ship Allegedly Carrying Weapons For Israel by Joedoyle(m): 6:00pm On Nov 07, 2023
Sorry bro, Israel is the US best ally. You can take Israel from USA. They are good at technology, weaponry and kinds of stuffs that USA depends on. Their tech is 10x better than any other country out there. Go research on it.
CoronaVirusPro:
Fvck Israel!

America should stop feeding Israel!

The whole power they have comes from America! Take it away and Nigeria will run over Israel!
Foreign AffairsRe: Hamas Says ‘almost 50’ Israeli Hostages Killed In Bombing Raids by Joedoyle(m): 3:23pm On Oct 28, 2023
Israel is one of the most advanced nation in the world. You don't expect them to just take on a ground evasion knowing the Hamas are waiting. They've got all the tech to help them and they are all good at battle.
ravensckar:
Bombs have really changed the nature of warfare. No more brilliant strategies, superior tactics or maneuverings. All we hear now is airstrikes, bombs, nukes, etc.

The likes of Alexander the Great, Hannibal, Napoleon Bonaparte, Julius Caesar, Ghengis Khan, Mehmed II, Khalid Ibn Walid, Subotai or even Adolf Hitler will be cringing in their graves.

Israel is definitely following America's playbook; sit down at the comfort of your cubicle and bomb your opponents to submission. Little wonder why America suffered defeat in Vietnam and Afghanistan. Bunch of cowards with nothing upstairs other than bombs. cheesy cheesy

When is the much anticipated ground invasion going to start? I wan check something abeg. cheesy
SportsRe: Morocco Vs Portugal: FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022. (1 - 0) On 10th December 2022 by Joedoyle(m): 5:12pm On Dec 10, 2022
CeeJeckydivah:
Without united there'll be no cr7 today. We gave that ungrateful SOB a chance to prove himself and a foundation to build on.

Ronaldo is only a prolific goal scorer that's just about it. That's the difference between his rival and him. Messi is ronaldo with icing on top.
Do you know why CR7 avoid confrontation? Dude have been injured so many times.
Switching to goal scoring is what he could do. That what R9 didn't discover.
SportsRe: "What Are You Looking At Fool, Go Away" Messi Cusses At Dutch Team (Video) by Joedoyle(m): 2:40pm On Dec 10, 2022
CalabarPikin:
After what happens yesterday, I know the media will always come up with things like this.
Believe it or not, that guy Messi is humble, but one thing people fail to understand about the quiet people is that they're limit to what they can take... you don't push them to the extreme and expect them to be quiet.....I'm in this category, I can tell you that. Amongst my family, peers and classmates, I seem to the the most quiet among them all....but if e sup, guys are always scared of my wrath. To be quiet or humble no mean say you mumu
The Dutch started a war they couldn't finish


�️ | Van Der Vaart : "This Messi can be stopped"

�️ | Marco Van Basten : "Messi isn’t a leader, he doesn’t have personality. Playing with Messi means 10 vs 11."

�️ | Louis Van Gaal : "I think Argentina are afraid of us. We will stop Messi."

�️ | Noppert : "Every shot by Messi will be stopped"

They spoke at the interview, but Messi gave them the answer on the pitch and made his haters swallow their own words.

The Dutch deserve it
And you brought in CR7.
What does this news have to do with him?
Till the trophy is won, it's still a prediction.
Foreign AffairsRe: Palestinians Warn Of Religious War If Jews ‘storm’ Temple Mount (Pics) by Joedoyle(m): 9:42pm On Mar 13, 2022
Shhhh.
Jesus Christ is risen and no more in this world... Don't be a fool
IPIGSRHYPO:
[[s]quote author=Righteousness2 post=111004376]The Word of God is so alive in the world!

Its hard to keep up with all the bible prophecy being set in place right now.



The world seems to be Falling apart but in the real sense it is Falling into Place Just as JESUS said it will.

Warn your Brothers, Sisters and friends, it doesn't matter if they scold you.
Warn your family, it doesn't matter if they disown you.
Warn your co-workers, it doesn't matter if you are fired.

Tell Everyone you come across to Buckle up, and run into JESUS Christ in Total Repentance and Surrenderness!

Sound it on the roof top, Market Place and wherever! Tell the people to Be Ready and Live Ready!

The Trumpet is Fixing to Blast!
JESUS Christ is at the Door!
Behold ! The Bridegroom Cometh!

You don't want to be Here to witness what comes next! Run with all your Might and Strength to JESUS Christ.

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Jesus died and buried thousands of years ago. Stop posting rubbish trash on daily basis.
You have been waiting for more than 3000 years now and he ain't rise up yet.
Just another Hollywood lala fantasy story.
Foreign AffairsRe: Putin Says 'Russia Has No Ill Intentions' by Joedoyle(m): 12:13pm On Mar 05, 2022
chikason22:
Shut da fvck up Putin. I thought you are a hard manhuh Why are you begging. You think you can win a fight against united people.
Not possible. If Nigerians unite to fight those old cargoes and ancestors disturbing our political offices with their voters card, none of them will take us for granted.

NB. I thought Putin fans and terrorists supporters said those sanctions cannot not affect him or his country. Look at him begging.
Una never see anything. By the time the West is through with him and his country, he will never think of invading someone's community not to talk of his country.
Nonsense and ingredients.
The end of Putin is just near. This will serve as a deterrent to any modafvcker that want to try that shit ever again.

MORE SANCTIONS PLEASE
Do you understand what you're saying? Do you think America is a peaceful place? Those guys go around with hypocrisy doing bad things and covering their back with a mission for peace but talk trash.
Putin is not pleading... Read the news content and don't look at the fvcking headlines!
SportsRe: Messi Lifts The 2021 Copa America Trophy As Argentina Defeats Brazil (Video) by Joedoyle(m): 9:10am On Jul 13, 2021
It's just so funny how you people conclude on this. Well, I can't help but make you people know that the best players won't be afraid to do the right things.
You can boast of Messi dribble and assist but you can tell of how good CR7 is.
aluyapreston:
pls stop displaying ignorance and arrogance

Messi vs Ronaldo
highest goal scorer per match ratio = messi
balon d or = messi
most career freekicks = messi
most trophies = messi
most assist = messi
most dribbles = messi
most goals against top teams = messi

everything that you all rate Ronaldo to be better at, Messi bettered him, freekicks, goals, top games and all
now messi will win his cr7th balon d or, a trophy that is awarded to a player based on individual balance.
think man. ask yourself, Do i have sense to think ronaldo is better than messi? like what damage happened to your medulla oblongata to think that a man that literally stay at a box to steal other penalties is better than one that link plays, assist and still score better.

at least 7>5, this you cant deny and come december. the dwarf that gives you nightmare will win his cr7th balon d or

I am sure you voted for buhari twice
SportsRe: Messi Lifts The 2021 Copa America Trophy As Argentina Defeats Brazil (Video) by Joedoyle(m): 8:53pm On Jul 11, 2021
Sorry bro. Nobody looks at that.
Listen dear friend.
Assuming you become the first to cling a Nobel prize in your family, you exactly become undisputed above all except someone can become like you.
MALIGNANTGuest:
Hope your Penaldo has won Olympics and Junior World Cup too?
SportsRe: Messi Lifts The 2021 Copa America Trophy As Argentina Defeats Brazil (Video) by Joedoyle(m): 8:18pm On Jul 11, 2021
Sorry friend. CR7 is way better than Messi. Football comes with luck.
MALIGNANTGuest:
CR7 Highest GOALSCORER in the just concluded EUROS.
A player who rode to such fame through Penalties.
MESSI scored 3 stunning Free kicks and a stunning goal against Bolivia.
Meanwhile Penaldo scored 3 Penalties as usual and 1 offside goal.

IF you think CR7 deserves BALLON D 'Or through penalties then why would NIGERIA be better?
Don't cry when PMB presents BREAD LABEL or NEPA BILL as CV...
SportsRe: Messi Lifts The 2021 Copa America Trophy As Argentina Defeats Brazil (Video) by Joedoyle(m): 6:40pm On Jul 11, 2021
He can. My dear, the legend took all goals off Italy. He won a trophy. No barrenness in him. Can you remember the last time CR7 finish a season without a trophy?
By the way, he still sit as a joint highest goal scorer in the Euro cup.
MALIGNANTGuest:
IF CR7 makes FIFA player of the year list this year, I will pledge my allegiance.
He should just make the list not to talk of making it to the first 3 grin grin grin
SportsRe: Messi Lifts The 2021 Copa America Trophy As Argentina Defeats Brazil (Video) by Joedoyle(m): 6:37pm On Jul 11, 2021
You know am right? Messi didn't lift that because he was all good but because another danger was there.
Well, I'll lost the flair for football award if he is given any of them.
Ronaldo don't just score goals because that's all he can do, he scores because that's what football match is all about.
Keep the ball on target!
Zidane and Pep Guardiola will teach you that.
MALIGNANTGuest:
grin grin grin grin grin grin
This is like saying RUUD VANISTEROY should take BALLON D OR ahead of Ronaldinho because he coughs out Goals.
I don't know how you Guys watch Match.
I just don't know.

ALI DEI's record was just broken by CR7 and none of you bothered to ask why he didn't win any International trophy for Iran nor take the FIFA best player of the year.
There's a huge difference between a GOAL POACHER and a PLAYMAKER.
SportsRe: Messi Lifts The 2021 Copa America Trophy As Argentina Defeats Brazil (Video) by Joedoyle(m): 6:26pm On Jul 11, 2021
Young man, were you dead when Messi had only one goal in a Copa America? How about the last world cup?
If it were easy to take panalties, France would probably be in the final by now.
Am sorry to say this but Messi still follows CR7 behind. CR7 always get there before him. He breaks a grand record before Messi.
MALIGNANTGuest:
grin grin grin grin grin grin
PENALDO, a player who rides into fame through penalties.
Of his 109 country's Goals, 62 were penalties.
Of the 62 penalties, 48 were stolen.
Again, 80% of his 109 goals came from countries like Armenia, Albania Hungary, Kazakhstan, Poland, Malta, Azerbaijan, and many of their likes.
SportsRe: Messi Lifts The 2021 Copa America Trophy As Argentina Defeats Brazil (Video) by Joedoyle(m): 6:23pm On Jul 11, 2021
Why will Messi take the Balon d'Or? He only got two trophies for this season. How about the champions league? I trust FIFA, Harry Kane exist. Lewandowski exist. And the best player in the just concluded champions league exists. Why give it to Messi who without Di Maria can't lift that trophy. Check all history and records before quoting me.
SportsRe: Messi Lifts The 2021 Copa America Trophy As Argentina Defeats Brazil (Video) by Joedoyle(m): 6:15pm On Jul 11, 2021
MS10 got this through the help of Di Maria.
You get it?
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Up Lionel Messi.....

Top scorer

Best player of the tournament

Am going to smoke my weed all day and all night....have been smoking since morning

Another balloon d' or loading...immediately he got the trophy...his celebration, walking and dancing steps towards his team mates were so amazing
Thank God higuain wasn't in the field...that guy is a disaster
Penaldo fans can go fuckkk themselves

Crynaldo
Gaynaldo
Divenaldo
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Brighton Vs Manchester United Carabao Cup (0 - 3) On 30th September 2020 by Joedoyle(m): 3:30pm On Sep 30, 2020
Win
EducationRe: What Do First Class Students Do That Others Dont? by Joedoyle(m): 9:38am On Sep 29, 2020
Those folks sit down and wait for people below their performance level to employ them. Get this right, they believe excellent pays.
CrimeRe: You Don't Have Right To Protest High Electricity Tarriff - Police Tell Youths by Joedoyle(m): 2:19pm On Sep 16, 2020
Look at this men oh! So the youths will foolishly accept any price because it's from the FG. Well, let me just be doing my own thing and leave the protest for those who want to protest now because the real protest will soon come and that will take all leaders to their hiding place. God help this country with her rudeness.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fulham Vs Arsenal (0 - 3) On 12th September 2020 by Joedoyle(m): 11:10am On Sep 12, 2020
Here they go!
Foreign AffairsRe: Bahrain Recognizes Israel As A Nation by Joedoyle(m): 6:29am On Sep 12, 2020
capitalzero:
You forget to add iron dome
Thanks. that's included.
Foreign AffairsRe: Bahrain Recognizes Israel As A Nation by Joedoyle(m): 10:40pm On Sep 11, 2020
Cyberterror:
Let Iran and Israel fight each other, no interference, no assistance from USA or any other ally, Iran go pursue Israel enter River Jordan.
Iran can't defeat Israel! not in air, neither in sea nor on land! check the world ranking which population give a bigger advantage but Israel's technology is top-notch.
Foreign AffairsRe: Bahrain Recognizes Israel As A Nation by Joedoyle(m): 10:34pm On Sep 11, 2020
Cyberterror:
Let Iran and Israel fight each other, no interference, no assistance from USA or any other ally, Iran go pursue Israel enter River Jordan.
that's your guess. have you read about Israel military before?
I guess no. the last time Israel fought Gaza, how many missile dropped on their soil from Gaza? well, in case you don't know, Israel was the first country to develop and use THE ARROW. a technology capable of intercepting enemy's missiles. that was done about 2-3 decades ago.
that's even small. Israel is considered the developed country still facing war.
Foreign AffairsRe: Bahrain Recognizes Israel As A Nation by Joedoyle(m): 10:22pm On Sep 11, 2020
ethicallyright:
Without America, Iran would run Israel down in a month. America would annihilate Israel in a day. Hitler killed more than 6 million Jews. Don't be brainwashed.
Ehhyah! is that what you can say? Hmmm. So sad, you've not read about the war Israel have fight for the past 5 decades. All middle-east nation can't bring down Israel. Hitler did his own but that didn't stop Israel from becoming a powerhouse. Go use Google or Bing to help your view on Israel.
Foreign AffairsRe: Bahrain Recognizes Israel As A Nation by Joedoyle(m): 10:17pm On Sep 11, 2020
solmusdesigns:
Typical Nigerian Christian qouting Bible of over 2000 years again.. when will you guys understand that Isreal is long gone?

Check Isreals GDP
Military might
Active service men
Nuclear warhead
Battle atilery
Military rank.

And come back to delete this nonsense you typed infact US still funds Isrealis directly or indirectly.

Isrealis Military even ranks bellow common Iran
sorry Bro, even if am a Christian, I am more in details of what I learn.
Israel is stronger than America in terms of defence. There is no country in this world that can match their defence technology. I didn't say population!
You can only use population to beat Israel but they got the technology to fight any country. Go check on their technology but first, answer this few questions. Which country first used drones for war? Which country has the most highly technologically equipped tank? Which Country provides the best satellite to strain in enemy zone?
Foreign AffairsRe: Bahrain Recognizes Israel As A Nation by Joedoyle(m): 9:42pm On Sep 11, 2020
solmusdesigns:
Nigerian Christians sef

Always mixing International politics with religion and Bible

Only Trump would sign a deal with Taliban on the anniversary of 911 and Nigerian Christians would hail him

Bahrain with a tiny population of 1.5 million has no choice than to accept any deal from US, same as Isrealis with 8million population without US Military base stabilising the region this mushroom countries would have been overan



.
That Israel small population is capable of going toe-toe with the US in a war. Don't you forget, Israel has the best military technology and has all latest. infact, their drones can't be compared to any other country's own.
Israel is just small in land but big in all.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: PSG Vs Bayern Munich Champions League Final (0 - 1) On 23rd August 2020 by Joedoyle(m): 5:23pm On Aug 23, 2020
This Is It!

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