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Linux007:
What you just wrote here is hypocritical, now am sure if a guy meets you and start asking you: how old are you? What do you do? What are your hobbies, what did u eat, etc u will turn around and say the poor guy is boring after some monotonous response from you.

I keep saying there is a stereotype with our ladies

Sometimes i cant help and wish we can switch roleplay with these ladies and see how well they can do with striking and keeping a convo

YOU'RE MISSING THE POINT BRO. TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF IS AN INTERVIEW MODE QUESTION, IT'S BORING AND NOT CREATIVE.

SO MANY NIGERIAN MEN NO GET GAME O . WHICH ONE BE TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF? IT'S NOT MENTAL LAZINESS ABEG. MAKE UNA CALM DOWN

OrdercityWeb:
Exactly bro!

So much mentally lazy ladies everwhere. They feel they're doing dudes a favour by chatting with them. I'm weak mehn

IT'S NOT MENTAL LAZINESS BRO. YOU'RE MEETING A LADY FOR THE FIRST TIME AND THAT'S YOUR QUESTION? IT SCREAMS BOREDOM AND FOOLISHNESS

MEN WILL NEVER LEARN, THAT QUESTION IS BORING AND JUST AN INTERVIEW MODE QUESTION. IT'S JUST STUPID. MEN WITHOUT GAME OR EXPERIENCE EVERYWHERE.

supersystemsnig:
It's easy, treat it like a massage

Well, like you know, i'm super... I love to " the moment you mention movies or anything ", the conversation ends. Its basically not a question that wants the real answers No. It wants to pick an area of interest that resonates the speaker, so a conversation can branch out, simple. And the more that;s revealed, the more the conversation can be stretched. and just this question alone if both parties are good with communication can stretch into weeks before it is exhausted, because new areas of interests opens up for discussion.

THAT QUESTION IS STUPID AND BORING

Laveda:
1 and 3

YOURE JUST A FOOL

cuteguy123:
So hey guys here are some ways to woo a girl without using money, money is not everything but everything needs money.
This works best on girls who are single or want a new relationship, of course I wouldn't go with these on a slay queen. They have no brains so lol.

Don't get me wrong. I said without money. This is not in anyway encouraging broke guys o cause money is still needed in the relationship. You guys must go out. You must transport if you have a car you must buy fuel etc. Money needed for all those things.

So here are some ways. If you are cute. This will make you outstanding.

1. Be funny and romantic.

If you want to woo a girl and you are a funny guy, you have an advantage, you can mix this wittiness of yours with romance, be romantic and at the same time be funny, don't just be funny. Be funny and slowly keep a great conversation with her while making your intentions know to her slowly, slowly do this, it will be preferable to do this via chat or in person anyone you feel comfortable with.

Like for example of me being funny.

Girl :she uploaded a very cute dp and I was like

me: babe, this your dp is too cute o, you want to give them boys sleepless night ba, you just they hit anyhow o, even fire self they quench, your own na endless hotness"

She found it funny and she laughed and then I added the romantic funny line

"our babies are going to be very cute, I mean look at how cute their mother is, and of course the daddy which is me is also cute so our combination will be beautiful" and she was like

Girl: oh dear you are very funny.

So you see.

It has even gotten to the point that she enjoys me so much that even if we are suppose to take a bus home she will be like "baby no need lets stroll so we can see things to laugh and gist about and hold hands, it's romantic"

I give her a great conversation that I leave her yearning for more. I am more than best friend and parents combined because I have given her the kind of excitement. Listening ears that she hasn't experienced before.

2. If you have a great voice, sing to her.

Girls love guys who have great voice and can sing, so if you can sing her a romantic short song most of the time. She will definitely fall in love with you. While slowly making your intentions known to her.

3. Be neat and keep a great fashion sense.

Dress responsibly with some mature swag. Not some childish bull shit, if you wanna sag. Sag moderately. It's still cute. Just be yourself. Dress cool. If you keep your hair. Make sure it's well shaved.

Wear good Cologne with beautiful smell.
Brush your teeths.

Just smell good whenever you are around here.

4. Look fit and be cute

I do 30 press up every morning and 30 frog jumps so my up and down body looks fit and it's attractive, drink water and eat moderately so you don't become fat and look unkempt.
Take care of your skin, look fresh and kept. Very important.

5. Take her out to nice places.
Take to cool restaurants, shouldn't be too cheap. Tell her you took her here not because you have the money for it but because you just wanted to make her feel special and that you both are not complete without each other. She will appreciate it. You don't have to take her to expensive places all the time.

You could take her to the cinemas to watch a cool movie. But pop corn. Play with her gently while watching the movie. Kiss her. Hold her hand and enjoy yourselves together.

In summary.

Have a great personality.

Don't be too nice but be nice.

If she asks you for something and you have do for her. If you don't have tell her straight.

If you need help. Ask her too.

Know your worth and let your actions tell her that and you also value yourself. Let your word be your word. Don't act weak. Don't boss her around. Respect her decisions.

Be yourself. Don't act like dangote pikin, humble yourself. She will fall in love with you.

You can get Charles nneji bang rule. Grab a few points from it like I did.

Don't be asshole and start playing around.

The book helped me and I am in a very healthy relationship.

We are like siblings, we look out for each other. She can't stay a day without me. All I did was apply the aforementioned.she is always the one saying baby I love you. She is virtually now obsessed with me. She can't get enough and she wants more.
Keep the excitement in your relationship.

That's all folks.
. Have a great evening.

CHARLES NNEJI IS CRAP!!!

cuteguy123:
Lolz. Nice one bro. Naija girls are great lovers if you hit the right spot well they will forget money. If care is not taken they begin to spend money on you, why? Not because they want to. But because you have enslaved their feelings and now they want to please you so they will try to make you happy as much.

Add small fuel (money) to the fire and it will burn greatly.
. That's by taking her out and doing small small nice things. She go they crase follow you. Lmao done this a lot. But I am not a player so.. I just stick to one bae.

YOU LACK GAME AND EXPERIENCE

LOCK DAVIDO UP. LOCK HIM UP

MICHEALADEX:
Clap for my stupidity.

NO WAHALA

minasota:

SHE IS RIGHT. HOW CAN PEOPLE STILL BE USING FIREWOOD TO COOK IN THE VILLAGE?

[quote author=johnstar post=61348531][/quote]SHUT UP

DAVIDO SHUT UP. YOURE A LYING RITUALIST

masterconfam:
remember this people
When we all Ashes on the ground..

Five(5) years in mind

thieves, thieves" he screamed, it was almost funny; not until more voices joined the chorus as they screamed and shouted on us. We could have ran at least to save our lives, but little did we know how the day would end. From a handful of young men shouting and throwing questions at us, it escalated to a crowd of angry mob. There was no way we could escape this one, so we calmed down. They pushed us around and then stripped us all. These men pulled us pants down, we were more than embarrassed, the whole community watched: I recognised few faces from the crowd. Obviously they were so afraid to say "stop", then the beating started, I wished it to be just a nightmare; but it was real, these men were determined. They dropped heavy rocks on our heads, they pounded our faces with large planks, blood covered our eyes,they matched and kicked us right on our nostrils, we couldn't breathe. "Bring tire" one of the men repeated, until they brought the tires. "Oh God!" We watched the crowd watch us, we raised hands of plea, we couldn't speak, Some hid, some shot videos and took pictures. there was no one to stop this. This was the point we knew it was over. We felt pain, helpless and hopeless. I thought of my siblings, I wondered how my mum would take this. She would fall apart. I begged God to hold her for me, comfort and make her strong for me, I prayed same for my friends. Then we started crying, we cried together. the tears gave us headaches. We looked up high, the sky was still. Rings of tires landed on our necks, they kept hitting us, but we were numb already. They set us ablaze. We rolled around, tried to reach for each other, I wondered who would give up first, the fire burned our bodies. it hurt, it hurt and then it hurt. But suddenly the pain stopped, Then I couldn't hear any other thing, but silence. I thanked God. The pain was over.

RIP
Ugonna, Llyod, Tekana and Chidiaka (slain uniport students)

PLEASE WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED TO THESE GUYS. SO IT ACTUALLY STARTED AS A JOKE?

thinkdip:
David what are you saying again?

DAVIDO IS A CRIMINAL

TURTLE NINJA

haywire1:
I don't believe any shìt about this guy, one day breeze go blow fowl hair and we go see fowl yansh..

Anyway that's his problem not ours..


Dear Seun,

I don't know which of your mods pushed this post to front page but believe me this is not educating at all nd there is no positive message from this post.. All I see is just a way to encourage our present youths on how to find fast money (crime,kidnapping et.c) .. We need lifestyle and history of those making money legitimately for encouragement..

The mod that pushed this post to front page needs to be fire.

Seun, it's better we keep reading old educative posts than irrelevant posts all d time

Thanks


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SHUT UP YOUR STÛPID MOUTH. DOES CNN NOT HAVE ALL KINDS OF NEWS. ÎMBECILE

TELL THEM O. DON'T MIND THESE NONSENSE WOMEN. EVEN THE BIBLE ACKNOWLEDGES IT. LEARN FROM WOMEN LIKE MIRANDA KERR. SHE'S RICH AND FAMOUS BUT SHE BOWS TO HER HUSBAND AND LET'S HIM RULE. FOLLOW YOUR BIBLE AND MIRANDA KERR. THEY ARE BOTH BETTER THAN Y'ALL CRAPPY NIGERIAN AND NAIRALAND WOMEN

TELL THEM O. DON'T MIND THESE NONSENSE WOMEN. EVEN THE BIBLE ACKNOWLEDGES IT. LEARN FROM WOMEN LIKE MIRANDA KERR

Yyeske:
You guys could be right after all because pupils and students are all heading home, I asked some why they left school and they told me their teachers told them to go home but they don't know the reason

YOU'RE A BIG ÎDIOT . ILLITERATE!!

jayboy17:
Like that your dvck s.vcking mother right?...

SEE AS YOU DEY LIKE YOUR GORILLA MOTHER

jayboy17:
I think I'm gonna let u decide the kind of nigg u wanna be. (Obo langido)...

CURSED PERSON WITH A CURSED MOTHER. RUBBISH

ANOTHER THING OP. SEX IS JUST SEX FOR MEN. HIM HAVING SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE IS NOT CHEATING. IT'S JUST SEX FOR MEN. TAKE NOTE

ubunja:
Every gal fantasizes about her best's friend's BF.every gal wants her best friend's man.that's because of 2 reasons: 1.amazing men are hard to find and the fact that this man has "qualified" to date her best friend means that he has proven himself to be amazing already.he has been "certified" to be quality,by a third party.that's like a meal u get to eat without all the hustle of cooking (i.e that's a good man right in front of her without her having to go thru dozens of losers)
2.Women want their best friend's BF coz women never really have friends.Just competition.its the reason pretty gals hang around ugly gals or let me say,That's the reason why every group of gals has that one pretty gal and the rest are avarage.the hot one can't stand competition from other hot gals.so she finds avarage gals to keep around her.she doesn't want competition.
I make it my mission to always f*ck my girlfriends' friends.women are good keepers of secrets. And women are easy forgivers.coz sex to them means NOTHING!!!!!

YOU SEE A VERY SECURE COMMENT . YOUVE LEARNT FAST. 97% ACCURATE. SEX DOESN'T MEAN NOTHING TO THEM. YOUR ILLUSTRATION PROVES IT. GIST ME HOW YOU LEARNT YA SKILLS. BOOKS DEY?HOWEVER 97% IS GOOD ENOUGH FOR THIS :

EponOjuku:
I met one girl here on NL, we got talking and became very close. I asked her out and she told me she was going to think about it. She has thus friend who she 'innocently' tells everything to. Every little thing I do for her, she tells that one. She asked her friend and her friend told her to decline that I wasn't serious and wanted to take advantage of her. This is a girl who I was really serious about even took her to my parents' home once.

Last 3 months, her phone got bad, she called me with her friend's phone. About 3 days later, her friend chatted me up, did as if it was a mistake, but you can't send a Watsapp message to a number without storing that number.

Long and short, she has been consistently telling me denigrating things about that my friend. Even she offered to use her money, buy foodstuff and come cook for me last weekend, I stylishly pushed her away.

The funny thing is that if I hint that my friend, she won't believe it, but I have Watsapp chats and call logs to prove it.

ABEG WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? YOU HINT WHO? HER FRIEND OR YOUR FRIEND? AND WHAT IS HINT?

ggrin:

EM . YOUR BOYFRIEND LOVES YOU. IT'S JUST SEX TO HIM . TRUST ME. THAT'S HOW MEN ARE. I'M SURE THE SEX IS GOOD YEAH? AND BY THE WAY IS THAT HIM ON YOUR DP?

schumastic:
That bf of yours is the MVP of the year, for him to cheat on you with your bestfriend and still make you fall in love all over again.

@muller101, please check the register for her man's detail so we can upgrade his status.

Guys this are one of the reasons why you need to hit it hard all the time and always show care as well, so they won't have any other choice but to come back for more

Signed.

Vice Chairman,

Bachelors Club, lagos Branch.

GREETINGS FROM LAS VEGAS BRANCH

jayboy17:
Can't blame the harlot that gave birth to a stupid/bastard son like you. Why don't you just show the oldest idiot in your family before you type things here. I blame the idiot that gave you that 20k phone you're using to comment. Is your type that do beg for money from likes of davido, foolish son of a bastard father!!.

GORILLA . YOU AND YOUR BRAINLESS MOTHER.

jayboy17:
[s]See this stupid he-goat claiming to no all the shii that happened like the fool is the family PRO. You don't just state the right thing, we're stating the obvious and you're talking like a pry skul kid. Tagbo's sister said he has not called and you're saying things from that your retarded brain.
Guy I know you supporting this nigg that doesn't give a shii about u or ur family (if you have one). We all artistes we love but you just don't cover up some things that are obvious. OLODO OSHI[/s]

DUDE YOU'RE A JACKASS AND IGNORANT OF EVERYTHING. HE HAS DONE WHAT HE SHOULD DO. GUCCI (ON INSTAGRAM OF ALL PLACES) IS NOW EQUIVALENT TO LACK OF EMPATHY OR SYMPATHY AND WORST OF ALL IMMATURITY? YOU'RE A STUPID ASS FOOLISH AND BRAINLESS NIGERIAN. I SPIT ON YOUR STUPID MOTHER THAT HATCHED YOU

AS USUAL TURTLE NINJA WILL NOT SHOW UP

Noblewhiz:
Kind of a genetic disorder or should I say mutation..

She should refer to the Doctor Who will give her a concrete opinion n maybe solutions...

NO BE GENETIC DISORDER BUT CURE DEY

FuckTheZero:
To the philosophers of old, I'm sorry to say,"some things are still new under the sun."

NO YOU IGNORANT PERSON. IT IS NOT NEW