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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by joeeee240(m): 10:08pm On Jun 02, 2023
odenkirk:
its not a joke my broda, today i wake up to her 6missed calls, but since i sent her the money she stopped picking my calls nd blocked me on whatsapp

But why you send am? Na your babe?

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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by joeeee240(m): 9:44pm On Jun 02, 2023
odenkirk:
or lord forgive me for that i have simped.
i sent 20k to a girl i met online and she cut all ties with me

You say wetin?🤣

Tell me say na joke be this

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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by joeeee240(m): 6:52pm On Jun 02, 2023
luvyaself95:


She didn't push him away because it public or let say she doesn't want to embarrass him.
From the look of how the guy hug her you can see that the hug is like contract he been waiting to seal.
He go con put am for chest hug am dearly.

You guys like over analysing nonsense from a pic. She's probably just mad at him... and it could be her forming... nothing serious

The guy is obviously smashing her

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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by joeeee240(m): 9:50am On Jun 02, 2023
Spiritualizt:
Crazy things are happening


No be new thing. Even for naija e dey happen

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Career / Re: ChatGPT: Lawyer Gets In Trouble For Using Cases From AI To Present A Case by joeeee240(m): 1:41pm On May 28, 2023
BarrElChapo:


Bros, this English language wey you see, hard 🙏🤣

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Career / Re: ChatGPT: Lawyer Gets In Trouble For Using Cases From AI To Present A Case by joeeee240(m): 1:23pm On May 28, 2023
kelvine:
He should have used spin bot to rephrase.
Even google will know and flag your content with plagiarism if you directly use chatgpt.
The rational use is to get ideas and spin it in your favour.

Read well werèy. It's not plagiarism. He cited cases that didn't exist

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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by joeeee240(m): 12:17pm On May 25, 2023
Rizzputin:


Ah yes, once again another red piller realizes that taking pills is nothing compared to being in the trenches of play gaming women

When i read your first post on this, i thought you probably had an issue with making her feel comfortable. Basically, showing her that you genuinely care about her so she doesn't see herself as another intimacy gadget of yours.


But with this new info, your issue is the the exact opposite. You are not alpha or sexual enough.


What I'm about to tell you will shine light on seduction in a way you haven't seen before. So buckle up

Before i dive deep, i want to leave you with a quick 7 second test to help fix your seduction problems: Anytime you notice an issue, go back a few steps or days or minutes (depending on the case) and find out where exactly you messed up.

Most times certain things you do or don't do trigger problems.

Having said that let's look at the timeline of how things went with this girl. I'll highlight where you fùcked up and possible ways to fix it.


Your Timeline Of Seduction

1 - First she met you and saw your alpha nature. She was attracted to it. She loved it. And she wanted to be a part of your world. Things couldn't get any better at this point

2 - But they did. Because now you're squeezing her ass and playing with her oranges. She's starting to love your touch and how it arouses her so wants more of it.

3 - Then something bad happens. You start chasing. All of a sudden she's confused and wondering where the alpha guy she thought you were is. One minute you're an alpha guy, and the next minute you're chasing harder than flies going after honey.

4 - She notices how incongruent you are. She then realizes that you're truly not a real alpha but a false one. But you're lucky because she has the opportunity to keep on seeing you so she doesn't completely rule you out

She gets to see your other attractive qualities and this keeps her hooked enough to try you out but not enough to finally fùck her. She's unsure about you. And when a girl is unsure about if you're the real deal or not, she will hold back sex


5 - However, you pull a good move. And take her to a mountain for a romantic time. In her mind, this is it. You see, one of women's biggest fantasies is to be mercilessly pounded outdoors. So this is her opportunity experience it with you. Maybe if you do it right, she'll start believing you're really alpha.


6 - But not only did you ruin it. You made it worse. First off you gave a bad kiss. Nothing in this life gives girls a good idea of how things will be in bed like a kiss. All these while you were forming alpha to her but you can't kiss properly?

This why she tells you that she'll break your heart. She realizes that all these while you've been chasing her is because you actually like her too much for your own good.

When people tell you who they are (especially women) believe them. And she's right. She will definitely break your heart because you've been hopelessly simping and being emotional with her and that's not what she wants.

7 - But this girl isn't given up. Your kiss (while terrible) and mood plus the fantasy of fùcking outdoors is still making her Hot. So she gives you a hint:

"Do you know i have a boyfriend" Translation: "Dude can you stop with the chasing. I want to be fùcked. My heart is taken care of by my bf but not my pùssy"

She's letting you know not to bother yourself with simping and catching feelings for her because she has a bf for that. But you should fùck her instead.

Rather than taking the hint, you dig the hole of failure even deeper. And like you said give her boyfriend ish answers that clearly reveals to her your lack of sexual experience

Poor girl. She was really hoping for the time of her life


8 - To end it all, she realizes you're not alpha enough. Gets drunk with another guy and gets brutally fùcked. Oh well, lesson learnt


Your Next Move


I suggest you start seeing other girls and actually get some good sexual experience. Seduction is not an online red pill activity. It happens offline with real women.

Get good at kissing and pre-intimacy with other girls. Also, when she comes back, dont act exicted or anything. Just remain your chill, fun self. Drop all those simping boyfriend bs you've been doing . You know what they are so just stop doing them.

Girls in relationships and marriages are one of the easiest to fùck because they go for one thing most of the time: DÌCK

Because most of the things they'd use to catch guys like money and love are already taken care of by their partners. So chasing or acting like a simp will make her question your experience. Because a true player knows what's up.



Well said 🤝👏👏👏👏

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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by joeeee240(m): 10:18am On May 23, 2023
ShaqFu:
many of them here just type their die hard fantasy, all in the bid to feel among.

We should ask our illuminated friend luminouz, how he even agreed for a married woman to come to his apartment, since he knew she's already married and she didn't even hide it.

Dude just they tell tales by moonlight stories. Lmao.

That Luminouz guy na scam. Baba no sabi anything grin e own na to dey shout red pill

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Romance / Re: Anyone Who Likes Uyailncomparabl, WARN HER!!! by joeeee240(m): 8:30pm On May 21, 2023
PoloG:
RIp

Tf!! She's dead?
Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by joeeee240(m): 4:55pm On May 21, 2023
luminouz:

K

Don't cry
Don't cry🤣

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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by joeeee240(m): 4:01pm On May 21, 2023
luminouz:
I have a confession.


Yesterday would have been my first day or time of sleeping with a married woman, if not for the redpill.

So here we go:

I saw her and she looked darn good. We exchanged numbers and talked a bit. She kept talking of her husband and I asked her what dafuq do you want from me if you have that. She said the marriage is one of convenience and not love. I asked her, why not divorce?

She said it wasn't the right time. Ok. Fast forward to yesterday, she was in my area and asked to come over. I agreed and when she entered, she looked real good. Tall, with big ass and all that. She has smoked weed and I could smell it on her breath. We gisted and she kept staring at me, biting her lips. Strangely, my diick woke up and started doing pushups in my boxers. She drew close and hugged me and for a moment, just a moment, a brief flash of her mouth sucking my dick went through my mind and I knew I had to retake control. I drew back and asked her why she was with me. She said she liked my looks and my accent. She said her husband irritated her and she doesn't love him. He needed help and she married him out of pity (for insurance or some shiit). She married him in February and made love with him last two weeks ago.

In my mind, I was like... Thank God for redpill. Any simp.would have 'pitied' her damsel in distress BS story and fuqed her and become entangled in her entanglement. Not me though, not this nigga. I just drew away and told her I had an appointment soon(I was scheduled to go out with my homie, who coincidentally called at that point too) and we would talk or gist later.

She took it in her stride and hugged me before she left. Later that night, she sent me a message that she didn't even wear panties and she was so sure I would fuq her. That I didn't and showed some restraint was fuqin sexy and now, she would do all she can to win me. I sent a smiley. I'm not fuqin with a married woman but she could be useful in other ways.

N.B: For all the single and married men out there, vet your woman biko..e get why. This one puts her ring on all SM platforms. She wore it to my house sef. I would have fuqed her with it, if I wanted to. Yet her darling husband has gone out of state on a trip to hustle for his 'loving family' while his loving wife was frizzing around me hoping to taste my black diick.

You can't love women if you truly know them like I do. Just look at them as adult children and you will be fine.

At this point i don't even know whether una know wetin simp mean again grin

Simp go even reach that point to fùck her? And that thing she do no be damsel in distress boss

Una dey make laugh for this thread🤣🤣

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Fmr. Russia President, Medvedev Replies Elon Musk's 2022 Tweet About Bakhmut by joeeee240(m): 9:53pm On May 20, 2023
jackcanfield:
Hahaha Elon Musk and chochocho are 5 and 6 .. me I don't know how a busy man get time to be twitting ...Dmitry Medvedev was kind of a gentleman President.

How trump been get time to tweet? Wetin dey hard to type few words. Brainless otondo

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Romance / Re: 99.9% Nigeria Girls Are All Prostitutes by joeeee240(m): 10:06am On May 18, 2023
Sokoto ke? grin

Are these hausa girls you speak of the very fine and classy ones or the avergae ones

Im talking about those that fùck motorcycle riders and get fingered in the dark
Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by joeeee240(m): 11:07pm On May 08, 2023
qbqetell:
When you go after women, you end up trying to please them.
When you are making effort to please them, she now has you in her frame.
A man in a woman's frame is no redpilled.
Once again, the name of the game is attraction, let the women come.
Do not chase under any circumstance, it is a slippery slope.

Yes, you will miss out on some women if you don't chase.
But that's women who don't even like you in the first place and women who would be toxic to you.
I should also add, just as some wouldn't chase, a lot would.
If you execute your redpill well, you would have more than enough to satisfy your cravings. You would have so much that you start to filter out. So the fact that you wouldn't have all doesn't mean you wouldn't have in abundance.
If a woman doesn't like you, don't fool yourself into thinking you can negotiate attraction.

Woman who don't naturally like you would sometimes tolerate you, when you SIMP.
This what some mistake as thinking chasing women works.
This is the same caliber of men whose wives cheat on them.

Guy you no sabi anything
Go sleep

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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by joeeee240(m): 5:16pm On May 08, 2023
Kimcutie:

In a space like this, u filter out what u wanna see.

Make them dey play. Clowns everywhere 🤣🤣
They're just confused

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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by joeeee240(m): 12:32pm On May 08, 2023
This thread dey very confused. So now una wan dey talk about sex.

When i was saying na sex some stupìd redpillers were saying rèd pill is more than sex

Now una don carry una yeye sexscapades flood the thread grin

Hahahahaa mumu red pilers🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

When another person talk about knacks na problem but when nonsense red pillers talk about it na "success story"

Hahaha òlodo people. E sure me die say una dey lie and na ugly babès una dey knack grin

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Romance / Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by joeeee240(m): 10:25pm On May 05, 2023
HARDDON:


Pray tell, where does the wind wake from?

A ship built for the seas must sail, hide tides and waves notwithstanding

All these unnecessary English and shalaye sha
Romance / Re: Jesus Christ!!! See How Nigerian Men Now Dress To Church. Is It Normal? (photos) by joeeee240(m): 5:35pm On Apr 30, 2023
siofra:
I saw a guy dress like this in church today and I was so disheartened.


Please in what country do men dress like this? Please tell me

Is it normal for an adult human man to dress like this? Tell me! Is it

How will they attract good wives if they continue to dress like this?

Our Nigerian brothers are stepping out of line and we need to call them to order. Please.

The rate at which they dress indecently is getting out of hand.

And one woman will come and marry this one! Can you imagine

How will you be showing the world your boxers?? The only person that should see your boxers is your wife. Don't you know you're reducing your value??


Your body is the temple of God. Please cover up angry

My dear you need preeq in your life so you can relax
You talk too much

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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by joeeee240(m): 9:17pm On Apr 19, 2023
Labadi69:
‘Alpha male’ wey be expert on women matters don enter olosho thread to find okpo before serious konji wound am. Short man must nack na grin

Hahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by joeeee240(m): 2:27pm On Apr 16, 2023
jayAjoku:
If you still have it in your mind that you need money to bang women you have lost, She will take your money and give it to the man in charge of her Vagina No woman is Expensive No woman is Cheap Sex is free if she puts a price tag on it for you, then you are the Sucker 😌

You're conflating different things

Guys with money bang more than guys without money

That's a fact. However leading with money doesn't KEEP a woman.

And from the story, how the guy started with the ladies is more important than saying he's banging for free

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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by joeeee240(m): 10:49pm On Apr 15, 2023
Agelastus:
Earlier this week, I overheard a conversation between three women when I went to buy bread in my hood. The woman who owned the shop had been pestering me to help her open an OPay account so I finally obliged her and sat with them.

While I was there, a car came and dropped this woman, very good looking and curvy. She walked down the street and entered a house.

The women in the shop then started discussing about her.

In a nutshell, the woman is married to a well-to-do man but she sneaks down to my hood to fvck a well-known lazy riffraff. According to them, there are 2 other women who are married to rich men that visit him often.
As Kole is jobless (I know he spends most of his time at the Bet9ja shop close to the main road), these women allegedly buy him foodstuff and give him money.

When one of the women asked the shop madam "Wetin dem dey find with that kind yeye person?" The madam replied her "Dem say he sabi fvck woman well well"

This guy in question stays in a single-room apartment o.

Lol

How he met those women is more important than anything

If he met them in their university days or through porn sites

It changes the narrative a bit

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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by joeeee240(m): 10:30pm On Apr 10, 2023
heartofcity12:


Yup, like I always say, married women are the easiest to get.. Don’t even tolerate cheating when you’re dating..

You sabi grin

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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by joeeee240(m): 1:13pm On Apr 10, 2023
Skepticus:


Most Redpillers? Lol

You are a funny dude.

All the attributes you mentioned is typical of blue pilled men. It's either you are not being truthful intentionally or you made your conclusions from observing the wrong set of people. If they are truly faking it like you said, then they are not red-pilled. Stop mixing things up.

By the way, being red pilled is not one of the things you can fake. There is no benefit in faking it. You'll suffer the consequences of being red-pilled ignorant.

As a matter of fact, it's more beneficial to be deeply red-pilled but faking blue-pilled in certain conditions to take the attention of ignorant folks off you. Live the red pill. Don't say it.

Most red pillers fake it

You can fake anything in this life: wealth, status, money, confidence, kindness etc

So what is red pill that people can't fake? Faking it in this context means acting like you're really about that life when you're not

Most red pill guys fake it... all you have to do is observe them long enough

That is why: TIME IS THE REVEALER of all things...

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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by joeeee240(m): 12:51pm On Apr 10, 2023
Skepticus:


You must be really talented at coming up with BS everytime.

It's impressive how your brain concocts some of the most ridiculous ideas passed on as facts.

It's a fact... long term, most red pillers get cucked cuz most fake it

They're not actually confident
They're not actually dominant
They dont actually live in abundance


Why do you think a lot of red pillers frown at rotation and gf, marriage?

Because the ball game is different... stay with a girl or girls long enough and she'll start seeing the cracks in your confidence and cuck you

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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by joeeee240(m): 10:59am On Apr 10, 2023
In all you do, look at your life and make sure you're truly living a life of abundance with women

Abundance & confidence cannot be faked... at some point you'll get caught and exposed

A reason why majority of redpill guys get cucked long term

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Health / Re: Don’t Make The Mistake I Made by joeeee240(m): 2:15pm On Apr 08, 2023
wealthpreach:


A lot goes on. They doubt if you will still want to marry them. They think of their future also; further communication unravels their fears, then you help and calm them down with as many reassuring words and actions.

Doubt how? Your fiancè again?

Plus he was supportive and begged her to keep it... that baby probably belongs to another man
Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by joeeee240(m): 11:58pm On Apr 07, 2023
Agelastus:
On shit tests.

Well said.

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Health / Re: Don’t Make The Mistake I Made by joeeee240(m): 11:55pm On Apr 07, 2023
Trendygurly:

I hear !! Thanks for the suggestion.
But I wouldn’t want to put my family in mystery the way I’ve put myself!!
I’ll bounce back
This phase shall pass
I’ll testify
Bookmark this !!
I’m not the first to feel this way and I won’t be the last!!

Abeg shut up

You didn't know all these before aborting your baby even when your partner is supportive

It's your fiance i pity for wanting a girl like you
He should dump you asap

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Health / Re: Don’t Make The Mistake I Made by joeeee240(m): 11:53pm On Apr 07, 2023
wealthpreach:


My to-be spouse was this stubborn, but I fought like a lion and on the fifth of this month a beautiful boy was born. Na she come like the pikin pass me.

But why will a girl want to remove her baby when her partner is supportive?
Health / Re: Don’t Make The Mistake I Made by joeeee240(m): 11:49pm On Apr 07, 2023
Trendygurly:
If you were like me thinking Abortion will make your life feel better then you’re in for a depressing ride!!.
I terminated a 6weeks old pregnancy because I didn’t want it
Hmmmm
I was being foolish and hopeless
Now I’m so regretting my actions
I feel so suicidal and the only way I can cope is by leaving it here. I’m such a selfish demon!!!
The gentleman responsible for it accepted it with all his might and Love but because of the demon In me I went ahead to tamper and terminate my a month baby!!
I feel sorry for my darling fiancé too cause I don’t deserve him!! He begged me to birth the child and give it to his mum but i vehemently refused !!

I don’t think I can ever recover from this life disastrous act!!
My baby was suppose to be due by 28th November 2023
If you ask me why I did what I did
I can’t even explain!!

God doesn’t make mistakes.. He knew I needed this child in my life because Apart from my Fiancé nobody cares about me and then he gave me this beautiful creature to love me and care for me and I had the nerve to discard it like a piece of thrash … Ahhhhh Lord have mercy on me !!

The painful part is I don’t even know if the abortion was successful cause the blood I saw wasn’t what the quack nurse that did it for me said!! Now I’m on a cross road whether the abortion was complete or whether I’m still expecting a damaged and disfigured child!!

Please don’t be like me
Don’t follow my path
I hope I recover from this and if I don’t so be it.

Why did you abort a baby when your fiance was supportive?

Some of these fòolish girls sef
Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by joeeee240(m): 2:06pm On Apr 07, 2023
It's against a woman's biology NOT to shìt test you. If you as a man you dont get tests from women one of the following is true:

- You dont go for really hot quality women

- You've missed out on A LOT of women

- You're not observant

- You don't know what a shìt test is

A woman can't help but not test you. Why ? Because biologically and evolutionary she is designed to find the best and quality men to impregnate her

So even if she doesn't want to test you, she will.

And women test for two main things

- Your Dominance (are you manly enough, can you lead etc)

- Your congruency (can she trust your word, are you who you say you are)

In fact, you should be weary if a woman never tests you. It shows a lack of standard.

Now, these are characteristics of a test:

- They come in different forms. Not all rude. In fact most of them are not rude like some inexperienced men would make you believe

- The more tests you pass, the higher her attraction is for you. There are men that force shit tests from women just so they can pass them and get her attracted

- You as a man must test her too. As a man with standards you will also test her at some point

- The more experienced you get, the less tests you'll get. You'll never stop getting tests especially from really hot women but the more advanced you get, the less tests you'll get

- The longer you engage in a romantic relationship with a woman, expect tests from the beginning till the end of the relationship. These includes besties, fwb and long term relationships

At some point you will be tested. This is a timeline of when you'll see those tests come up: after 3 months, 6 months, 1 year, 3 years, 5 yeara, 7 years, 11 years, 20 years

The biggest tests you'll experience in a relationship will be between 3 - 8 years. This is why most monogamous relationships tend to end during that timeline...

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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by joeeee240(m): 1:55pm On Apr 07, 2023
Smartb0y:
The way a man gets hornny when he sees a woman he's sexually attracted to, is the same way a woman will shit test a man to prove his worthiness.

It's a wild natural instinct.

It cannot be tamed but it can be mitigated.

You're not the exception. She'll shit test you to eternity.

Stay alert.

Anybody that says women don't shìt test don't get the most quality women and isn't observant enough

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