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HealthRe: Situation In Port Harcourt Ahead Of Total Lockdown Tomorrow (Photos) by Joefat: 11:52am On May 06, 2020
Those on that picture look like, we die there
SportsRe: Arsenal May Sell Up To Six Players To Fund Pepe's Remaining Transfer Fee by Joefat: 8:27am On May 06, 2020
Association of LAPO don dey disturb Arsenal onto there player way then buy without paying..
PoliticsRe: Buhari: Despite Our Differences, Yar’Adua Was A Patriot by Joefat: 8:14am On May 06, 2020
Mumu u bubu, so you know Yardua has passion for Nigerians masses.. what you mumu. Do u
CultureRe: Coronavirus: Umar Farouk, Emir Of Daura Rushed To Intensive Care Unit by Joefat: 3:38am On May 06, 2020
Where's Osinbajo pls.. did anyone know where is he??
HealthRe: Chinese Doctors Have Started Working In Isolation Centres –Lai Mohammed by Joefat: 3:24am On May 06, 2020
Which of the isolation center?[color=#990000][/color]..
Where is the picture of where they've been working?
How do you explain 14 chiko work to be effective in a 36 State's many hospitals??
LAI .M. YOU'RE PUTA undecided
HealthRe: What Are Those Things You Have Stopped Doing Because Of Coronavirus? by Joefat: 3:20am On May 06, 2020
Going to bar after work plus travelling..
HealthRe: What Are Those Things You Have Stopped Doing Because Of Coronavirus? by Joefat: 3:19am On May 06, 2020
Going to bar after work..
HealthRe: Nigeria Using Remdesivir To Treat COVID-19 Patients - Ehanire by Joefat: 8:06pm On May 05, 2020
They will still use Eddie Murphy as things they go now..
Foreign AffairsRe: Anti-lockdown Protests Around The World (Photos) by Joefat: 7:25pm On May 05, 2020
Hmmm
HealthRe: COVID-19: Jack Ma Sends 2nd Batch Of Medical Supplies To Nigeria, Others by Joefat: 7:16pm On May 05, 2020
Who are thou, who sent the?
They that eat the meats of the god's, shall run mad during the day. grin
TravelRe: Trailer Loaded With Goats & 30 People From Bauchi, Intercepted In Delta State by Joefat: 6:47pm On May 05, 2020
Abi Eleribu ni awon aboki ni
HealthRe: Saidu Ahmed Is Dead! NEMA North East Coordinator Dies In Borno by Joefat: 6:41pm On May 05, 2020
Lordave:
Why everybody just dey die for North?

Buhari should please visit Katsina let’s see if things would get better.
He can't, because his dead. The APC cabals was just covering it up.. if his really alive let him visit Kastina
PoliticsRe: Adesina: You Can't Order President Buhari Around by Joefat: 6:36pm On May 05, 2020
And you guys are yet to convince that bubu is dead!!!

1. What's the work of the chiko they brought??
2. Why ist so hard for him to make a public appearance and public live address to Nigerians after 3 recorded video which was played as a live broadcast for his citizens.
3. Why ist Ghaba was the one always shared his says?
Let be wise, let's demand public appearance of Nigerians President if truely his alive..
PoliticsRe: 10 Things Yar’adua Will Be Remembered For by Joefat: 5:29pm On May 05, 2020
snitchbitch:
Save YarAdua, May The Almighty bless the dead.

We have had many good leaders in Nigeria, Ahmadu Bello, Nnamdi Azikwe, Tafawa Balewa.


As for me my best president was "that guy drawn on twenty naira".


Ramadan Kareem.
Abacha is part of our good leaders in some way... Because we are still cashing out his stolen money every year.. may God bless the dead..
PoliticsRe: Statement On The Return Of The Abacha Stolen Millions by Joefat: 5:20pm On May 05, 2020
The time of better governance and clean hands in the affairs of state is here to stay.

Look at this last paragraph, so they knew their hands has not be clean... Thunder fire una there
SportsRe: Fans May Not Be Returning To Football Matches Anytime Soon- FA Chairman by Joefat: 11:09am On May 05, 2020
Blossomfirst:
Now my boyfriend can now focus on Jesus not football
Guys don suffer for this Corona time.
SportsRe: Fans May Not Be Returning To Football Matches Anytime Soon- FA Chairman by Joefat: 11:07am On May 05, 2020
[quote author=Temptee101 post=89207633]Silly assumption.

Other clubs fund theirs from monies plucked from a tree?[/
Did you use to watch skysport news? If you do, you will understand my point..
SportsRe: Fans May Not Be Returning To Football Matches Anytime Soon- FA Chairman by Joefat: 11:04am On May 05, 2020
Blossomfirst:
Now my boyfriend can now focus on Jesus not football
grin grin grin
SportsRe: Fans May Not Be Returning To Football Matches Anytime Soon- FA Chairman by Joefat: 11:02am On May 05, 2020
Arsenal mouth don dry be that ooo. Because na tickets then dey take fund the club..
Music/RadioRe: Name Your Best Reggae Artiste Of All Time. For Reggae Lovers. by Joefat: 11:01am On May 05, 2020
I still have some of Lucky Dube song on my Phone..
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Remembers Yar'adua 10 Years After. Says He Was 'Selfless' & 'Modest' by Joefat: 10:53am On May 05, 2020
Tissaia:
didn't u observe how they insult us here. Especially me
You're a typical fool if you thought anyone have time to insulting you.. your response and reaction has tell us so much more about what is going on in North.. self and northern zobies government..
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Remembers Yar'adua 10 Years After. Says He Was 'Selfless' & 'Modest' by Joefat: 10:45am On May 05, 2020
Tissaia:
Fake he never likes Yar'adua. His types will never like us
They wanted Yar'adua dead and they got it.
Right now they wanted Buhari dead, they never knew anything about Abba kyari but they celebrated his dead they killed sarduana, tafawa balewa, Gen Hassan Katsina and many more

Praise be to Allaah.
Allaah has stated in His Book that the kuffaar bear enmity towards us and they would not spare any effort to cause us harm, and they wish us ill, and they will not be pleased until we follow their way. Allaah says (interpretation of the meaning):

“O you who believe! Take not as (your) Bitaanah (advisors, consultants, protectors, helpers, friends) those outside your religion (pagans, Jews, Christians, and hypocrites) since they will not fail to do their best to corrupt you. They desire to harm you severely. Hatred has already appeared from their mouths, but what their breasts conceal is far worse. Indeed We have made plain to you the Ayaat (proofs, evidences, verses) if you understand.

119. Lo! You are the ones who love them but they love you not, and you believe in all the Scriptures [i.e. you believe in the Tawraat (Torah) and the Injeel (Gospel), while they disbelieve in your Book, the Qur’aan]. And when they meet you, they say, ‘We believe.’ But when they are alone, they bite the tips of their fingers at you in rage. Say: ‘Perish in your rage. Certainly, Allaah knows what is in the breasts (all the secrets).’

120. If a good befalls you, it grieves them, but if some evil overtakes you, they rejoice at it. But if you remain patient and become Al-Muttaqoon (the pious — See V.2:2), not the least harm will their cunning do to you. Surely, Allaah surrounds all that they do”

[Aal ‘Imraan 3:118-120]

“Never will the Jews nor the Christians be pleased with you (O Muhammad صلى الله عليه وسلم) till you follow their religion. Say: ‘Verily, the Guidance of Allaah (i.e. Islamic Monotheism) that is the (only) Guidance.’ And if you (O Muhammad صلى الله عليه وسلم) were to follow their (Jews and Christians) desires after what you have received of Knowledge (i.e. the Qur’aan), then you would have against Allaah neither any Wali (protector or guardian) nor any helper”

[al-Baqarah 2:120]

Ibn Katheer (may Allaah have mercy on him) said: The words of Allaah, “Take not as (your) Bitaanah (advisors, consultants, protectors, helpers, friends) those outside your religion” mean people other than you, the followers of other religions. A man’s bitaanah (advisors, friends, etc) are his closest friends who know about his private affairs. Then he narrated the report of Ibn Abi Haatim with his isnaad from Ibn Abi’l-Dahqaanah, who said: It was said to ‘Umar ibn al-Khattaab (may Allaah be pleased with him): There is a slave from the people of Heerah who is literate; why don’t you employ him as a scribe? He said: Then I would have taken a bitaanah from people other than the believers. Ibn Katheer said: This report, along with this verse, indicates that it is not permissible to employ ahl al-dhimmah as scribes in a position of authority over the Muslims where they can become acquainted with their private affairs, where there is the fear that they may disclose them to enemies among ahl al-harb. Hence Allaah says (interpretation of the meaning): “since they will not fail to do their best to corrupt you. They desire to harm you severely”.
Please where is this lifeless bitchs hail from? undecided
CareerRe: 'FG Plans To Retrench Workers' - Labour Raises Alarm by Joefat: 10:39am On May 05, 2020
Tissaia:
Raising fake alarm Buhari will never do that.
The best president ever
Sai Baba his enemy and enemies of the state like I-pigs should........ I'm fasting if not
Through your comment doesn't sound like you're fasting... But I won't say more than that..
CrimeRe: I Was A Painter But Robbery Paid Better – Suspect Confesses by Joefat: 10:00am On May 05, 2020
Everyday for the thief, na one day for the owner..
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Will Pay Higher Electricity Tariffs - FG Promises IMF by Joefat: 9:26am On May 05, 2020
I heard when this government commanded the so called IMF to gave a free 2 months electricity to Nigerians, but they knew this IMF were private company and if they are to asked them to gave free electricity, they should be the one to be responsible for the 2 months fees. But the set of dullards pretend like it was free giveaway to Nigerians.. now we will be forcefully pay for the so called 2 to 3 hours light out of 24hrs,, even some people used less then 1hrs in a week. It shall not be well with this APC government...
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Will Pay Higher Electricity Tariffs - FG Promises IMF by Joefat: 9:26am On May 05, 2020
Inside life
PoliticsRe: The Strange Satanism Of Bill Gates - By Reno Omokri by Joefat: 9:22am On May 05, 2020
Isokay
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Will Pay Higher Electricity Tariffs - FG Promises IMF by Joefat: 9:19am On May 05, 2020
I heard when this government commanded the so called IMF to gave a free 2 months electricity to Nigerians, but they knew this IMF were private company and if they are to asked them to gave free electricity, they should be the one to be responsible for the 2 months fees. But the set of dullards pretend like it was free giveaway to Nigerians.. now we will be forcefully pay for the so called 2 to 3 hours light out of 24hrs,, even some people used less then 1hrs in a week. It shall not be well with this APC government...
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Will Pay Higher Electricity Tariffs - FG Promises IMF by Joefat: 9:18am On May 05, 2020
I heard when this government commanded the so called IMF to gave a free 2 months electricity to Nigerians, but they knew this IMF were private company and if they are to asked them to gave free electricity, they should be the one to be responsible for the 2 months fees. But the set of dullards pretend like it was free giveaway to Nigerians.. now we will be forcefully pay for the so called 2 to 3 hours light out of 24hrs,, even some people used less then 1 in a week. It shall be well with this APC government...
PoliticsRe: FFK: Comparing Buhari To OBJ Is Like Comparing Count Dracula To Mother Theresa by Joefat: 9:02am On May 05, 2020
GraGra247:
I agree but only in this case Buhari is the mother Theresa. As much as I dislike Buhari, Obasanjo is far worse than Buhari.

Obasanjo literally sold the country to himself and his associates.
Anyone with fairly used sense, I need to get the fellow one in my own pocket..
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Troops Kill 134 Terrorists, Apprehend 16 Informants In Borno by Joefat: 11:02pm On May 04, 2020
JAMO84:
Enemies of progress are already wailing, calling these sweet victories audio.

People who cannot join ordinary vigilante to secure their neighborhood.

People who uses their mama wrapper to cover themselves when they hear the sound of ordinary fire crackers.

Kudos to our gallant army and front line health workers. You people are our heroes and we the true and patriotic Nigerians say, thank you for all your sacrifices and services to our nation!!!




I AM DONE TALKING
Sharrap there. Kudos kill u der
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Troops Kill 134 Terrorists, Apprehend 16 Informants In Borno by Joefat: 11:00pm On May 04, 2020
All these military and brutai are nothing but unfortunate.. online military.. with fake news everyday... Thunder fire una there

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