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PoliticsRe: PDP Rejects Curfew Extension by Joefat: 10:29am On May 19, 2020
We don't even know who Nigeria President is. Maybe it's Femi Adesina or mustapha or aishia bubu.. because the lifeless in ASO Rock is dead living corpse
HealthRe: 216 New COVID-19 Cases, 50 Discharged And 9 Deaths On May 18 (916 Tested) by Joefat: 3:12am On May 19, 2020
If this virus is real as NCDC state it, that means they we use the rest of this year for a covid 19 to carry out test. This coronavirus will be here for a very long time..
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Currently Attacking Dapchi, Yobe Community by Joefat: 9:42pm On May 18, 2020
The same boko boys Nigeria army said they've crushed? Or another Boko Haram?
PoliticsRe: CBN, NNPC To Fund Returnees’ Accommodation, Feeding – FG by Joefat: 8:58pm On May 18, 2020
If money turn to ghost. This government will looted it.. chaii

You people can not make heaven.
PoliticsRe: Nigerian National Symbols by Joefat: 7:36pm On May 18, 2020
money121:
Seen..

What of Abacha loot that one sef na national symbols on his Own!!

Oku olomo ki sun Bubu dey learn were Abacha dey Agba Wire
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PoliticsRe: Enugu Completes First Customary Court Of Appeal Headquarters by Joefat: 4:10pm On May 18, 2020
Well done job
PoliticsRe: Governor Ganduje Slashes Political Appointees' Salaries By 50% by Joefat: 4:10pm On May 18, 2020
Whenever I loot at this Ganduje picture. He always look like a thief to me.
RomanceRe: What Happened Between My Girlfriend And My Mother by Joefat:
You must be kidding me..
Are you really serious or sure about this OP?
You scolded your Mom?

Wait a minute,
The mother that kept you through 9 good month with pains and suffering in her womb?
The mother that breastfeed you for one good year or more.
The mother that clothes, feed, back, cry, sick with so many sleepless nights because of you.

YOU THIS UNGRATEFUL CHILD.
YOU THIS WASTEFUL CHILD.
YOU THIS SHAMELESS CHILD.
YOU THIS UNREASONABLE CHILD.

You did all these because of one useless PUSSY that you're not the one that disflower her and you won't be the only one sleeping with her.
You did all these to your Mom?

Guy you've cross the line, there's no turning back for you, just wait a little bit until consequences of what you did befall on you.

It's not a curse, it called LAW OF KARMAL..

I swear this OP made me cry tonight, I was 9yrs old boy when my mom passed away, now I'm 32 with my wife and 2 children, it still always feels like I should see her one more time everyday. That's why I take all good mother's like my mother. Because I really missed to have one right now.

However, I never stretched my hands forth and beat someone I'm dating never before. But on this matter way dey ground so. I'll definitely be the one to go report myself at the nearest police station after i kill so call my girlfriend for insulting my Mom.
PoliticsRe: Lagos Considers Full Re-opening Of Economy, Embarks On Assessment Of Readiness by Joefat: 11:09pm On May 17, 2020
phransix2:
I can't wait please I have been fun starved... Malls, cinemas, beaches and other funspots should pls open abeg!!!
Grow up man, or May be woman..
Just grow up.
PoliticsRe: Buhari To Address The Nation On Monday by Joefat: 11:04pm On May 17, 2020
I hope this one won't be as record like the previous one... Audio
SportsRe: Who Is Your Best EPL Attacking Trio Of All Time? by Joefat: 9:45pm On May 17, 2020
elpochas:
You forget to add Gerard,Kuyt,Torres.these trio beat that manutd trio home and away during 2008/2009 epl season.Even the highest scoring trio in the history of the epl was left out.kudos to Suarez,sturigde and Gerard.
You're not doing well.
Check your records and history very well before you comment next time

Child abuse Fan.. embarassed
CareerRe: Which Income Level Do You Belong? by Joefat: 9:39pm On May 17, 2020
Niwdog:
I still they suffer
U guys are so heartless.
This guy comment I STILL THEY SUFFER, and una still dey like am. Chisos.

I wish u well mate..

I dey Enu GBE class.. grin grin grin
SportsRe: Who Is Your Best EPL Attacking Trio Of All Time? by Joefat: 9:28pm On May 17, 2020
EVILFOREST:
I am a CHELSEA/BARCA FAN....
But I will Give it to ARSENAL
Arsenal was crazy then....
Arsenal was just Stupid at GOALPOSTS
I wanted to say, Mumu u b4..

But u deserve more than just mumu..

What's the meaning of Chelsea/Barca Fan.

Are you high or something.

I think you need help.

Plus mumu U.

Back to the Discussion.
No team does it like Chelsea.. the rest na Audio.
HealthRe: FCT Discharges 23 More COVID-19 Patients by Joefat: 9:51am On May 17, 2020
justmi1:
Audio
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PoliticsRe: Gambari The Slap Next Time: Femi Adesina Article Against Ibrahim Gambari In 2008 by Joefat: 9:46am On May 17, 2020
Amotolongbo:
Femi Adesina accused Gambari of bootlicking then due to the position Gambari occupied then.
Femi Adesina is now in the position to boot lick the same Gambari.
Will Femi Adesina resign the post or resign to fate bootlicking Gambari?

Yahoo ni babalawo
Ole ni everybody
Eni ile mo ba sa ni barawo
- Naira Marley (2019)

Though I’m not a fan and not a marlian, but he has said the very fact about we Nigerians.
Sense won't kill u
HealthRe: Niger Records First COVID-19 Death, confirms 8 new cases by Joefat: 9:26am On May 17, 2020
Just 250 test so far.. and this Niger is North Central.
PoliticsRe: Lagos Governor Pays For Quarantine Of Nigerian Returnees From West Africa by Joefat: 4:05am On May 17, 2020
@AbikeDabiri can't even composed simple English headline. Chaii

God collect my English and give me money..

Kudos to G. Sanwoolu. More strength in Jesus name.

FamilyRe: I Am 20 And My Mom Wants To Throw Me Out. by Joefat: 10:42pm On May 16, 2020
This is the reason why I don't like to dey watch Yoruba movie...

It been dey kind fustrating sometime..
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage: I Might Go Naked In My Next Video by Joefat: 10:15pm On May 16, 2020
Like say I care
HealthRe: COVID-19: Unilag Produces Ambuvalent Ventilator by Joefat: 9:07pm On May 16, 2020
Where is the pictures? Audio.
PoliticsRe: RATTAWU Receives Palliatives From Enugu Government by Joefat: 8:30pm On May 16, 2020
NwaNimo1:
I hope farmers are busy replenishing and not on lockdown.......or starvation loading.
So are u telling me that u are not qualify to be a farmer?
TravelRe: Nigeria Airways: The Nigerian Picture That Will Bring Tears To Your Eyes by Joefat: 6:11pm On May 16, 2020
Slay Queen don start no be today oo.
HealthRe: What's The First Thing You Will Do After The COVID-19 Pandemic? by Joefat: 6:02pm On May 16, 2020
Karlifate:
I'll go & pay my tithe to the pastor.
Yeye person grin grin grin
This comment made my day grin grin
FamilyRe: Chinese Man Finds Out His Twin Babies Have Two Different Fathers After DNA Test by Joefat: 4:12pm On May 16, 2020
See him belly as e be like when cat get Belle..
That woman no fit make heaven.
PoliticsRe: Governor Umahi Pictured Mixing Concrete by Joefat: 2:40pm On May 16, 2020
sLentlover7778:
To whom it may concern...

Don’t use bad language. Say only what is good and helpful to those you are talking to, and what will give them a blessing.

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All this copy and paste comment..
Because I wonder how this take related to the topic..
PoliticsRe: MC Oluomo Rocks Face Mask In New Pictures by Joefat: 1:28pm On May 16, 2020
Da'grin said, how will you tell upcoming generation that, education is a way to success, when criminal getting rich everyday with good securities and educated fellow getting poor everyday.

A well educated man getting poor everyday and criminal without a single certificate getting rich everyday in Nigeria...

I'm just waiting on them to open board, so that I can find my way out of this shithole.
RomanceRe: Dutch Official Advice To Single People: Find A Sex Buddy For Lockdown by Joefat: 1:13pm On May 16, 2020
ignis:
End time signs

Iniquity shall about...
... and the love of many shall wax cold.
Hmm. Na them them.

How i wish I'm in Holland right now...
What a wonderful God we are serving. grin
CelebritiesRe: Pete Edochie Visits Destiny Etiko To Console Her After The Death Of Her Father by Joefat: 9:22am On May 16, 2020
Upon say Pale just die. See her backside like tipper.. angry
RIP to her pop.
PoliticsRe: Dele Momodu Celebrates His 60th Birthday Today by Joefat: 9:18am On May 16, 2020
The person that design that first picture. Can not make heaven.. grin
The man just be like slowpoke..
HBD agba OG
CareerRe: Ghanaian Nurse Who Twerked In Her Uniform Declared Wanted By Nurses Association by Joefat: 9:14am On May 16, 2020
So it's a crime to twerked again.
God save us.
PoliticsRe: MC Oluomo Denies Lagos Governorship Ambition by Joefat: 9:12am On May 16, 2020
I no blame MC, na Nigerians I blame for voting for mumu satisfiless bubu without a primary school certificate to show of. That's why MC have the gut to say this shit and rubbish from his mouth.
PoliticsRe: Ondo Assembly Probes ₦4.3bn In Secret Account, Summons Finance Commissioner, AG by Joefat: 8:50am On May 16, 2020
If 4.3B spent 10yrs in a single account with 6% interest rate, it will be 12.6B by now..
And they keep say Nigeria is broke with all this B B B monies. If this can be found, what about does wasn't touched the board day light before it's looted..
Anger of God will visit all these leaders..

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