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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Post Abuja Jobs Here by joekes(m): 8:44pm On Jul 21, 2017
Firebomb:


I contacted their HR Office and the lady on the other end of the line said they received thousands of applications and are trying to ensure they consider the best candidates. The first stage of the interview will be the language test to see your proficiency, then shortlist further before you are called for a one-on-one interview.

I applied for the Cultural Affairs Assistant position back in March; was invited for the language test (written) after a month, subsequently called for the oral. However, I didn't get the position, but the lady it was offered (on conditions) to hasn't even resumed because after the language test and interview, there are medical and security checks to pass. Everything takes about 6 months to complete.

Just be patient and keep trying other vacancies, because US Embassy vacancies are HIGHLY competitive.

Thank you very much for this piece. It will really go a long way in helping me strategise.
However I would pm you for further assistance. And I pray you oblige me please.
Thank you once again
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Post Abuja Jobs Here by joekes(m): 12:39am On Jul 21, 2017
Good day friends,
Please I would like to know if US Embassy, Abuja consulate section,
Have sent interview invite for the position of a Visa Assistant.
Thank you
Politics / Re: Senator Peter Nwaoboshi's 60th Birthday Celebration In Pictures by joekes(m): 7:11pm On Jul 16, 2017
"So these are all the senators James Ibori made while in Prison" according to Nwaboshi
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nectar Group Aptitude Test Invite by joekes(m): 7:42pm On Jul 14, 2017
Good day distinguished fellows, I just got a mail from nectar group inviting me to come for an aptitude test/ oral assessment interview on the 18th of July. Please how true is this.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Air Force DSSC Enlistment 2017 by joekes(m): 5:58pm On Jul 01, 2017
Please so.... what are the likely things to expect during the screening exercise?
Politics / Re: Ogba Flooded After Heavy Rainfall Yesterday (photos) by joekes(m): 12:33pm On Jun 30, 2017
Hmmmm
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Wartsilla Marine And Power Service Nigeria Graduate Trainee by joekes(m): 2:37pm On Jun 28, 2017
I Don't Think If They Have Made Any contact
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Dangote 2016 GETS Closes On February 5th by joekes(m): 9:18am On Jun 28, 2017
agwuabia:
Just got a call from dangote that I have been selected for the trainee programme but I have gotten a job already from another reputable company just this month June. I will likely forgo this of dangote gets offer.
I am grateful to God for giving me two job offers in a space of one month. I wish you guys taking the trainee job offer at dangote all the best.
We will all meet at the top.

Yours and only agwuabia(B. Eng.mech)

Wow, nice one bro.
When did the call come in? Like today?

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Process Engineer Wanted At Procter & Gamble Nigeria. Apply Now by joekes(m): 4:13pm On Jun 27, 2017
Please ooo, who has gotten a feedback from the online application assessment
Education / Re: 2017/2018 PTDF Scholarship Scheme (Overseas And Local) by joekes(m): 8:46pm On Jun 26, 2017
DMainMan:
UPDATE ON PTDF

Good news everyone. Hope u guys have got admission in top schools as advised before.

ON MSC EXAM

The MSc test will take place July 8, 2017. This is the best overseas scholarship more than most other countries scholarship scheme and common wealth. U will live as a king. Practise the past questions; recent format changed and past once. Focus on d discipline section exam as it carries bulk of the marks.

Moreover, u can get work and other opportunities internationally due to your UK or US degree. U won't b limited to Nigeria alone and this give u access to seek PhD scholarship and work all over d world.

If u plan to go to UK, go to top schools only. If u graduate in some engineering disciplines with good grade, u are eligible for work visa in Australia and Netherland.

Easiest way of becoming a millionaire with just 2 hours of exam. So STUDY, STUDY AND STUDY. There is nothing like luck. I read hard to obtain my MSc Scholarship back then.

ON PHD

No exams for PhD but only interview will be conducted in a later date. Know your research proposal

From DMainMan
Past PTDF Scholar and Shell National Livewire
CEO Zeltney Enterprises and DMainMan Enterprises
https://Facebook.com/dmainmanfoundation

Please sir, I applied for Electrical and Renewable Energy System, can you assist me with preparatory materials?
Joshua.okes72@gmail.com.

Thank you sir
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Infodesk Job Interview by joekes(m): 9:30pm On Jun 22, 2017
Is it not same info desk that is sending me sms to make payment for the executive MBA scholarship course
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: N POWER AGRO 2017 Applicants..let's Meet Here by joekes(m): 6:09am On Jun 19, 2017
Good morning all, I applied for this year 2017, but have not been sent the link for the test again the 48hrs that was advertised. Please has anyone taken the test?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Shell Nigeria Graduate Recruitment 2017 by joekes(m): 9:37am On Jun 15, 2017
deracathy:

The work style was good on the average 6/7

Hmmm nawaohhhhh.... so no one can predict the basis of their eviction ooooo
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Shell Nigeria Graduate Recruitment 2017 by joekes(m): 2:40am On Jun 15, 2017
deracathy:
*************
This is shell reply to a friend.


Thank you for expressing an interest in pursuing a career at Shell. We have carefully reviewed your application, as well as your performance on the stage 1 assessments.
Unfortunately, at present we do not have positions available in your preferred area of work, location or start date. As a result, we will not be able to take your application further.
Due to the high number of applications we receive, we are unable to offer individual feedback at this stage of the process. However, we hope that the assessment report you received on your 'working styles' was helpful to you.
We will keep your details on file. Should the situation change before the end of the calendar year, we will contact you and reactivate your application


This love letter is quite different from others we have seen from this platform. The person almost pulled through. What was the persons working style result like? Was it all positive or poor? All is well

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Romance / Re: Why You Should Never Tolerate A Cheating Partner by joekes(m): 2:18am On Jun 15, 2017
SheldonCooper:
exactly! what is the point of cheating on your partner? If you are in a serious relationship you should give room for any form of cheating. goddamn it if i have not heard some stupid reasons for cheating. " He was lonely, i had pity on him", " He has been pestering me for some time so i just decided to give him some time but i told him i have a Fiance o". Can you imagine?

O.p. pls your next topic should explain what cheating is. Some people think cheating is only when you sleep with someone else. As a matter of fact, that one is small compared to what i am about to explain.
Guys, let us all be frank with ourselves. If you are locked in a room with someone as hot as your dream crush and she starts making advances towards you seductively. Most of us will do and undo . Same goes with the girls. Isn't that kind of understandable?

now take a look at this one, the worse form of cheating is when you are conscious of what you are doing and then lying to your partner about it. That is the painful one of all. You will ask," who is this girl with you in the picture ?" He will reply,"She is a a fellow worker jare". "Shallow" down, the lady in the picture is her mistress at the office. Even after you have evidence like chat records between them, he will still look at you in the face and say ," you worry too much, it is nothing".
Damn! i fear guys like that. They are the real hired Killers!

Same with the ladies. You hide phone conversations from him, you wouldn't pick some certain calls in front of him, you suddenly started passwording your phone after your visit to Gwagwalada from Lagos, You stay too long on calls with one particular guy and when your partner asks who the guy is and why you act like that you will start vexing and telling him he feels insecure and has trust issues.

This makes me ask the question: WHY?
you can't eat your cake and have it !
If you want to go out with someone else other than your partner then break up with him or her! why the deceit and lies?

Never do what you do to your partner to someone else! Respect, truth and good communication is all it takes. And if you want to date another guy/girl let your partner know. Simple!

Cool
Romance / Re: Why You Should Never Tolerate A Cheating Partner by joekes(m): 2:14am On Jun 15, 2017
importexpert:
Note

What I’m going to share below will benefit singles the most but can easily be corroborated by married folks here.
And also, this post is not written in list format. The reason is that I wanted to build the conversation properly.
If you are okay with this, then read on.

If you take a close look at the relationships around, you will readily agree with me that at least, 60% of people who are in a relationship cheat in one way or the other. This practice is gaining more grounds with less offensive names like “side chicks” and “side guy.” What this means is that if the “main chick” or “main guy” misbehaves, such a person can easily be fired and the “side person” will be “promoted.” It sounds a bit funny, doesn’t it? Maybe it is, but this trend is widespread already.

Unfaithfulness may be accidental if it happens just one time. But should it occur more than once, it is no longer an accident’ it is a decision. A partner who cheats always has a reason for doing so. Apart from the reason which is selfishness, a cheating partner hopes you will be ridiculously stupid enough not to find out. You may, therefore, agree that cheating is not merely an act of disloyalty; it is equally an insult to your intelligence.

So, what is the major reason why you should not tolerate anyone who cheats during dating or courtship? Because whoever cheats has a high tendency of being unfaithful in marriage. Before you argue the previous statement, read on a bit. When anyone cheats on their partner during dating, it often starts as mere fun. Soon enough, this act of fun degenerates into a habit. Such a person would then find it difficult to be content with just one partner. And if there is anything you should know about habits, it is the trusted adage which says, “bad habits die hard.”

Now, someone asks, “what if you caught your partner who apologizes with deep regrets and tears?” Well, remember I said earlier that there is a difference between those who cheat once and those who do so repeatedly. I would say anybody could find themselves in the situation likely to result in infidelity. No one is perfect. Some uncontrollable circumstances may lead some into it while others would still be strong enough to say "no." Those who engaged in it once possibly made a mistake and learn from it to avoid a re-occurrence in future. It is a bit understandable, and such is forgivable. Remember, no one is perfect. We all have limits to the strength of our character and two persons do not have equal amount of strength.

But if that person has been in that act more than once, it was not an accident. Or better still, “it was not the work of the devil.” That partner is merely apologizing not for doing wrong but for being caught. It is better to end the relationship immediately. Anyone who is unfaithful in a relationship for a certain period is really smart. They may deploy such smartness to convincing (or confusing) you to stay and forgive, but it is better you forgive and leave. You need to remind yourself that you deserve better.
Once again, someone may say they will quit such habits when they go into marriage. Don’t fall for that scam! Marriage will not take away the allure of cheating or disable the tendency to be unfaithful. In fact, marriage does not automatically make anyone a new creature.
If you ever find out that your partner continually cheats, don’t be so blinded by love and hope they would change in future. No, they would not change. They would just become smarter in covering their tracks. Life is too short to be unhappy in marriage because if infidelity. Save yourself the pains to come and let them go. There are still faithful people out there who truly deserve you.

Enough said.
So, what do you think?



Nice one boss.... permit me to distribute this post across platforms cos I have had experience of such, and indeed I must say it was really terrible. And I wouldn't wish that for my enemy.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Sales Representative by joekes(m): 1:53pm On Jun 11, 2017
Remember this is relatively part-time and it may averagely not take you much time in a week. Meanwhile you still have your mainstream of income flowing from your busy job. I feel its worthwhile to explore it. Anyway its left for any one interested shaa.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Sales Representative by joekes(m): 12:13am On Jun 11, 2017
BiafraBushBoy:
I don't blame you guys na....

Offering a HR personnel a full time salary

You offer a receptionist a full time salary

You offer the guy sitting behind the computer a full time salary!!


Then you now offer someone that is supposed to bring money into the organization Commissions!!

I don't blame you guys once again!!
Compare this scenario

Lets say a sales rep collects 90k per month. Consider if the rep makes 7 sales in the month, his pay remain at 90k but if it by commission and he makes such for each sale item costing 200k at 10% commission. Which will be better? Always take a broader picture before taking a side bro.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Sales Representative by joekes(m): 11:31pm On Jun 10, 2017
[b]VACANCY! VACANCY!! VACANCY!!!
TITLE:
Sales Representative

DESCRIPTION:
Oteejay Concepts is a Nigerian tech company that was born out of what can be described as an unquenchable urge to make, create and innovate. Our core ideology is the perpetual pursuit of avenues to serve everyone everywhere better.
Our vision is to infuse technological innovation into all forms of businesses and societies, enhancing seamless sustainability.

We are looking for good looking, vibrant and intelligent person that are above 18 years of age to contract as sales representatives for our numerous products within your locality anywhere in Nigeria.

Do you have a degree in business or other related discipline with some experience in marketing/sales, communication, business and customer relations etc and ready to explore this invariably part-time offer?

Kindly send us your CV/resume to favourconsulting@gmail.com stating "Application for Sales Representative" as the subject of the email.

JOB TYPE:
Contract

MINIMUM EXPERIENCE:
Less than 1 year is acceptable.

RESPONSIBILITIES:
To establish contact with potential clients for our products and services. Sales representatives work with our clients to find what they want, create solutions and ensure a smooth sales process. Sales representatives will work to find new sales leads, through business directories, client referrals, etc.

Adjusts content of sales presentations by studying the type of sales outlet or trade factor.
Focuses sales efforts by studying existing and potential volume of dealers.
Keeps management informed by submitting activity and results reports, such as daily call reports, weekly work plans, and monthly and annual territory analyses.

REQUIREMENTS AND SKILLS:
A high level of energy, drive, enthusiasm, commitment, self-belief and achievement-orientation. Proven ability to effectively communicate, both written and verbally. A good mix of analysis, problem identification, solving and persuasion skills.

Applicants must be of excellent and incorruptible character and work in general.Must be comfortable working under pressure.

MINIMUM QUALIFICATION REQUIREMENTS:
HND certificate or a Bachelor’s degree. OND and NCE holders with proven experience may be considered.

WAGE:
Commission based.


(Send it to your contacts and groups, you never could know who will be interrested and explore the opportunities. Tell a friend to tell a friend.)[/b]

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Shell Nigeria Graduate Recruitment 2017 by joekes(m): 10:42am On Jun 08, 2017
DreManuel:
Did On-demand on Friday evening,
Did cognitive and other Sunday morning.
Just waiting now....I have done my part, its over to Shell.

How was workstyle chart like

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Shell Nigeria Graduate Recruitment 2017 by joekes(m): 8:36am On Jun 08, 2017
milliman:
News reaching me is that if you don't get a reply after 2 days of submitting your on demand interview then your are been considered for the next stage. Thank you and keep praying

How was your workstyle feedback like?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Shell Nigeria Graduate Recruitment 2017 by joekes(m): 8:34am On Jun 08, 2017
Olawales93:
Just observed that there is a result on that test sent to us to download!
This result shows;
Creativity 80%
Dependability 80%
Drive 70%
Assertiveness 100%
supportiveness 80%
adaptability 80%

Note: Count the number of arcs for each subsection/ability to calculate your scores.
Maybe that can be the reason for negative responses.

You have a point here Bro, but would like to know if you have heard from them after receiving this feedback... and also let me know if it has been more than two days you got this feedback from them.
Thank you.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Shell Nigeria Graduate Recruitment 2017 by joekes(m): 11:55am On Jun 05, 2017
aegis86:
Check your spam folder,the links normally come together,if you don't see it however then you'll have to mail them as quickly as possible.

Thanks .... but not in my spam. I have mailed them twice but not feedback yet
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Shell Nigeria Graduate Recruitment 2017 by joekes(m): 11:54am On Jun 05, 2017
possessor1:


please how was it for unilever? did they use video on demand too.

Yes oooo
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Shell Nigeria Graduate Recruitment 2017 by joekes(m): 11:14am On Jun 05, 2017
Please I am having a challenge here ooo....

After completing my Cognitive and Personality Test,

Am yet to get a link to my On-demand Video interview ooooo....

Please help a fellow
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Shell Nigeria Graduate Recruitment 2017 by joekes(m): 11:00am On Jun 05, 2017
possessor1:


finished mine on friday.... no feedback yet.. just only the working style feedback

That means you are on track.... its just like the case of Unilever.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Shell Nigeria Graduate Recruitment 2017 by joekes(m): 10:41am On Jun 05, 2017
ameexy:

I did it like around 11 and it wasn't even upto 30 minutes I got the mail

But that is not the final feedback for stage 1......

I think that feedback you got 30mins later was to tell you your strength and weakness.

The final feedback will get to you in 2days time

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Cummins Nigeria Recruitment 2017 Is Ongoing – Apply Now by joekes(m): 1:12am On May 26, 2017
Meesquared:
I just received a regret mail. the requirements aren't MAtched. I'll keep trying tho. just finished NYSC.. going for some trainings.. in design and safety

Which of the position did you apply for?
And job location?
Lagos or Abuja?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Leadway Assurance Ltd Interview. Anyone Got This? by joekes(m): 10:04pm On May 17, 2017
Amaba9:
You're invited for interview @ Leadway Assurance Company Ltd. No 50 Kumasi Crescent, Opposite FERMA, by Domino Pizzas, off Amino Kano, Wuse 2, Abuja, on Friday 19th May 2017. Time 10am. Come with your original documents.

Nice one Bro. ....
Best wishes

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 22 Years: The Age Requirement For A Job I Stumbled Upon Online Today (pic) by joekes(m): 8:24pm On May 06, 2017
Carmal90:


Pls I need d pa k

Alright send me a PM

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