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Romance › Re: Advice Please!first Time W A Nja Guy by Joel3(m): 1:00am On Mar 03, 2013
njaluv: First off let me say I am not here to find anyone. If u hsve a problem giving advicd don't give it. I DONT.need to prove to any one who Iam... Grace thankyou. I have left him once before and felt I was doing the right but yet the whole time apart I was second guessing my self as to if i did the right thing.I had niot dated in a while before i met him.
who do you feel will loose if you dump him? He will only go for another woman in american regardless of he is married or not, alot of ladys will kill to have me. So is up to you to decide what you want.
Romance › Re: Advice Please!first Time W A Nja Guy by Joel3(m): 12:56am On Mar 03, 2013
beenslapped: Hi am new here

Been dating this Naija guy here in South Africa, but at first he did seem to be a good decent man and hey the other day he dey slap me, but am so deeply in love with this guy. Now it has happened twice and the other day he strapped my eyelid with a fork. Is it that becoz men from Nigerian they are used to be worshipped by their women? I'ts like he will ask for something else and he changes his mind they he start arguing and I answer back.
hot temper guy just like me, listen guy will not slap you if he is not in love with you. So is just for you to check urself if you can manage him, because he will get worst later, also u can manage him if you can understand him and dont do things you knows he hates
Romance › Re: How Do I Love Ya, When I Don't Know Ya by Joel3(m): 12:12am On Mar 03, 2013
Poster, u look like someone who is facing heartbreak, give me PM
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Flirt Or Toast A Girl/Guy through Singing? by Joel3(op): 12:03am On Mar 03, 2013
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Romance › Re: How Do I Love Ya, When I Don't Know Ya by Joel3(m): 11:47pm On Mar 02, 2013
En, hope she never enter market ooh. I hear say when craze enter market e done finish oh. Poster sori oh.
Romance › Re: Advice Please!first Time W A Nja Guy by Joel3(m): 11:16pm On Mar 02, 2013
190:
No!!
bruv what the heck is your problem
tell her wah u wanna tell her here and leave out the picture angry angry angry
no 190 i am just try to check if she is real and who she is, but you ve to let me knw if u like to ve this woman to urself, i can leave her to you if she likes you,
Romance › Re: Lady's Can You Marry Handsome Guy With Black Or Brown Or Yellow Or Gray Teeth? by Joel3(op): 11:08pm On Mar 02, 2013
Lolaabokoku: Am proud of my yellow teeth n my husby lyks it like dat. Since I don't have bad breath or mouth odour, I can talk n laugh anywhere cos all hands aren't equal.. For those of u with brown teeths feeling inferior u beta get this into ur skull that not all hairs are black.. U shd even be happy dat u get teeth wey no common but am nt talking about rainbow teeths ooo
i laugh real hard at this... Sister nothin do you
Romance › Re: Advice Please!first Time W A Nja Guy by Joel3(m): 11:05pm On Mar 02, 2013
njaluv: I am white she is in Nigeria.
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How do you want us to believe u,
Can we see ur picture, kindly send me ur picture to tony4loving@yahoo.co.uk.

Since you both are is america, i dont see any problem here, except he is planing he's way back to nigeria. cheesy
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Flirt Or Toast A Girl/Guy through Singing? by Joel3(op): 10:55pm On Mar 02, 2013
ashmanpolo: Yes whenever i put myself in an indian man's shoes
good one dear
Romance › Re: Advice Please!first Time W A Nja Guy by Joel3(m): 10:53pm On Mar 02, 2013
If the former wife of him is in nigeria, i will advise you to continue with him while it last, if he's good and kind to you be positive. Sometime marrage is not met to last forever, considering the fact that there are alot divoice rate in america.

Are you white or black baby?
Romance › Re: Advice Please!first Time W A Nja Guy by Joel3(m): 10:49pm On Mar 02, 2013
My email is there, not pm
Romance › Re: Advice Please!first Time W A Nja Guy by Joel3(m): 10:44pm On Mar 02, 2013
If he is in american,, where is the wife of him? In nigeria or america?

You can also send me private message if u like
Romance › Re: You Are Still Wasting Your Money On Ladies? by Joel3(m): 10:29pm On Mar 02, 2013
R u serious
Romance › Re: Why Are Some Guys So Foolish Before Some Mere Girls? E Dey Vex Me Wella! by Joel3(m):
mariannlove: y e dey pain you lyk dis? U don fal victim b4? Thats the power of a woman for u!
i nor fit fall victim for this kind mumu thing na, girls nor de try, person when carry u got out fear nor let am chop but u dey order anyhow while him when wan pay dey drink pure water.


E get wan guy when we de call who go pay.

He carry wan babe go out, as the girl they order for thing anyhow, na him shout, " who go pay" na there everybody bost laugh. Today that boy na who go pay

abeg i need 100 likes
Romance › Re: If Your Present Relationship Was A Movie What Will Be Its Soundtrack? by Joel3(m): 10:13pm On Mar 02, 2013
Fuuuuuck me hard, watin be that guy name again?
Romance › Have You Ever Flirt Or Toast A Girl/Guy through Singing? by Joel3(op): 9:59pm On Mar 02, 2013
its really very romatic to draw someone attention through song by mentioning her/he name on it, i tried it and it work.


See below the music.


Am Singing for you, you are the beauty in my eyesssss, the twickle in my heaaaart, the diamond in the skyyyyy.

Baby..

When i'm with you, you
gave me the coca cola feeling in my mouuuth. when i see you, you give me the kind of joy i so desireeee.

When i'm sleepinnnng, you are the girl that i am dreamiiiiing. When i feel you, you are the pleasure that i am seekinnng.

I can give you anything you want
from meeee, if it's money that you want ohhhh. Come carry goooo. Come carry go oooooh.


i am also good at singing poems.


Hahaha.

Let me know if you have tried this before.
Romance › Re: Am In Trouble My Cousin Wants To Sleep With Me by Joel3(m): 9:27pm On Mar 02, 2013
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Romance › Re: Am In Trouble My Cousin Wants To Sleep With Me by Joel3(m): 9:27pm On Mar 02, 2013
HARDDON: Right on point. How do you explain a gurl with huge jogs always on halfcut braz .... Crazy short bumz hugging skirts , wen shé walks, d world seem to bounce along wet and wavy.... Expecting men to just luk away?

Ofcos we try to .... Unfortunately, joyrod has a mind of his own.

Wish dey blame that guy down dere and nöt us! Arrrrh!
hahah, i don first get this wrong singner well well, baby dey forget say joystick got is on mind, even when u nor wan do, the joystick go stil get up. Thats is i said men has two mind, the joystick mind na him strong pass the real mind
Romance › Re: Why Are Some Guys So Foolish Before Some Mere Girls? E Dey Vex Me Wella! by Joel3(m):
RedBenson: Guys, honestly this thing don vex me wella. Haha! Na wetin?

The other one go siddon drink farouz dat for bar that day meanwhile d girl don finish three bottles of smirnoff ice so far. Na wa o. Wetin? Some of this girls no even worth fanta and yet some guys go buy them smirnoff ice. I taya for dis guys dem o. I dey vex wella!
dis one even good. Na pure water some guys dey drink while the girl dey chop e-shia-wo and stout, and the boy go come de fum small voice, do you like football? I am chelsea fans. Rubbish
Romance › Re: Why Are Some Guys So Foolish Before Some Mere Girls? E Dey Vex Me Wella! by Joel3(m): 9:12pm On Mar 02, 2013
190: grin grin grin

I hear say binger and acidiosis dey do that kind tin well well
na them sabi, guy type of boys fucccck up need to be treated rougedly
Romance › Re: Lady's Can You Marry Handsome Guy With Black Or Brown Or Yellow Or Gray Teeth? by Joel3(op): 8:56pm On Mar 02, 2013
190: is the said guy a proud owner of a range rover sport hse
or even camry spyder or sometin if yes lemme know and i'll be back with an answer
just an argument
Romance › Re: Why Are Some Guys So Foolish Before Some Mere Girls? E Dey Vex Me Wella! by Joel3(m): 8:53pm On Mar 02, 2013
Some boy dey real fall guys hand. See watin you just type as e dey pain me.

The one when pain me pass na when one kind mumu guy go carry one small girl come house.

He go send him jr broda when even senior the girl ten times make he go message for the girl, the small rat girl go dey send the big boy message anyhow becos she de Bleep him elder broda.

All dis girl them go hear am for my hand, i mean dem go collect one by one
Romance › Re: 90% Of Girls Never Got Marry To Whom They Truely Love by Joel3(op): 8:35pm On Mar 02, 2013
Girls abandon their true love where they knw they will have peace just for a richer guy, and later on they will come here to cry.
Romance › Re: Lady's Can You Marry Handsome Guy With Black Or Brown Or Yellow Or Gray Teeth? by Joel3(op): 8:31pm On Mar 02, 2013
Sijo01: @op, are you by chance discribing your teeth?
what? What is dis u trying to say
Business › Chicken And Feeding Calculation Needed. In Theory Plz by Joel3(op): 6:30pm On Mar 02, 2013
How many Kg of chicken feeds does a chicken eat per day, week, months? And how many chicken can eat the Kgs for months.

And how much is the chicken feeds per kg.

How much it will cost to train chicken many chicken for 7 months.


Full analysic plx.
Romance › Re: Am In Trouble My Cousin Wants To Sleep With Me by Joel3(m): 5:48pm On Mar 02, 2013
I do not believe this, is either you are seducing people or you flirt alot. And most men can received the wrong message.

I know of a girl who seduce me but when i make make she doll me. So i believe you are one of that type
Romance › Lady's Can You Marry Handsome Guy With Black Or Brown Or Yellow Or Gray Teeth? by Joel3(op): 5:27pm On Mar 02, 2013
Lady's will you date or marry a handsome guy, but with black or brown or yellow or gray or any discoured teeth?


Ladys ur short comment please, we are arguing something.


And also to guys, will you marry a lady of the opposite?

Thanks
Romance › Re: Please Nairalander Help Me Out Here!!! by Joel3(m): 5:11pm On Mar 02, 2013
And is that why u paste it double?
Christianity Etc › Re: Daily Prophecies By Prophet Olaye George by Joel3(m): 4:22pm On Mar 02, 2013
Amen
Christianity Etc › Re: God Altar For Science And Wonders Established On Nairaland by Joel3(op): 2:35pm On Mar 02, 2013
The altar is not for your guys, ethiest but for believers
Christianity Etc › God Altar For Science And Wonders Established On Nairaland by Joel3(op): 2:02pm On Mar 02, 2013
Hello brethren,

i am joel., and i am here to established a powerful public altar of the God of Abraham, Iseec and Jacob here. The Altar of secience and wonders.


But Firstly, let me define an Altar.


(1) a, An Altar is an interlink between the physical bodies and the spiritual realm.


b, An Altar is a place, struturally high above the ground where sacrifices are made to an invisable spiritual being who is worthy of answering prayers and deserve praise and woship.


c, An Altar is a place where convenant are made or entered into between man and the spiritual being.


d, An Altar is where secreficial seed, prayers, praises and worship or incantation are made or altered.


e, An Altar is where spiritual
powers and authorities are establish and a means of
comunication to a spiritual being or highier authorities.


f, An Altar is an holy or a sacrid place where laws and ethics are abide to with believe and faith of the presense of a spiritual being.



(2) a, a usually raised structure or place on which sacrifices are offered e.g incense is burned, farm produce, money, or material things in form of worship —often used figuratively to describe a thing given great or undue precedence or value especially at the cost of something else <sacrificed his family life on the altar of career advancement>


b, a table on which the eucharistic elements are consecrated or which serves as a center of worship or ritual.
See altar defined for English-language »



Origin of ALTAR


Middle English alter, from Old English altar, from Latin altare; probably akin to Latin adolēre to burn up.


First Known Use: before 12th century Other Christian Religious Terms Pentateuch, blasphemy, curate, doxology, eremite, iconoclasm, liturgy, orison, pneuma, reliquary


Rhymes with ALTAR

alter, falter, halter, palter, salter, vaulter altar noun (Concise Encyclopedia)



Raised structure or place used for sacrifice, worship, or prayer. Altars probably originated with the belief that objects or places (e.g., a tree or spring) were inhabited
by spirits or deities worthy of prayers or gifts. SACRIFICE to deities required a structure on which the victim could be killed
and blood channeled off or flesh burned.


In ancient Israel, the altar was a rectangular stone with a hollowed-out basin on top. The
ancient Greeks placed altars


(see BAETYLUS)


in homes, marketplaces, public buildings, and sacred groves. Roman altars were similarly ubiquitous and were often
decorated with relief sculptures. Christians at first did not use altars, but by the 3rd century the table on which the EUCHARIST
was celebrated was regarded as an altar.


It became the focus of the MASS in Christian churches and in Western churches was often adorned by a BALDACHIN and an ALTARPIECE.


I do believe that you most have been enlighten and inform about what is an alter or what an altar is, and also the functions of an altar.


And haven said that, let me stress it a little bit, an alter is a powerful and holy place where convenant
and prayers are made, and should be respected.


when one prayed to GOd from the altar its more effective as the presense of God convenant and powers (Spirit) remain there. And all prayers and transfer to God the father in Heaven.


An Altar is the best place to
drop your prayers with sacrificial seed ( tithes and offering). And also when you pray with sacrefice its more powerful and effective, it's the secrete and simple formular.


abraham made an alter,
and secrifices material value to it and prayers to His God through the alter and God came down to received the sacrifice from the altar and answered him. Not only that God made convenant with him from from the Altar.

I really can't go further as i am on mobile.

Establishing the public Altar.

By the power invested in me i prayed and declear this public altar open on this thread in nairaland. Where all prayers with sacrificial seed will be lifted up and answered by the God of abraham, Iseec and Jacob.


There are deferent type of altar as regard to what should be sacrefice to it.


but since this is an online alter, its made only for recharge card pins.

Just prayed in your heart with the card pin, and enter the pin here to God, and spiritualy (He) GOd will come down to received them. Just believe and have faith.


By the blood of Jesus Christ of nazareth, i dedicated this altar to God almighty. Whatever is done here is onto God. Not by my power not by my might, but onto you O Lord, bring down your fire and power of testimony over this alter, the seven spirit and beliver. As i prophet and messanger i have done it according to your will not by my will, i know you will finish and perfect your work to librate your children by your grace and might,


Do not tempt or play with God.

The presense and spirit of GOd is already here. Thank you brethren.

I will edit complete it later
Romance › Re: . by Joel3(m): 10:48am On Mar 02, 2013
The truth is i haven't really date any older ladys, i am still looking forward to date one, but i do Bleep them, older ladys flirt with me alot and without been told they know they are older, i would like to date one some day.

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