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Christianity Etc › Re: God Altar For Science And Wonders Established On Nairaland by Joel3(op): 1:56pm On Mar 06, 2013
o alter of GOD. i thanks for your presence of the holy spirit
Romance › Re: 90% Of Girls Never Got Marry To Whom They Truely Love by Joel3(op): 1:47pm On Mar 06, 2013
190: like benyc grin grin grin
yeah, maybe
Christianity Etc › Re: Does Your Church Cares About You Or Your Money? by Joel3(m): 4:13pm On Mar 05, 2013
Segeggs: welfare department my foot!the answer to ur question is dis: herbalist collect sacrifices 4rm people to help dem which is d way of satan.you sacrificing(money) to God is like saying God's ways are like d devil's.you see how u reason.you can neva b broke...! do u knw d future or are u God?
what do you know about sacrifice? Does the blood of Jesus not sacrifice to God for the sins of mankind and christinanity, most of you guys dont any what u r praticing. Sacrifice is part of christainity, exept it's not the same God of old in the bible.
Politics › Re: PDP Vs APC 2015 Nairaland Opinion polls by Joel3(m): 4:05pm On Mar 05, 2013
APC is leading the Vote, where are the pdp machinaries? Obj, Aninil, jega and them? or abi this one done over PDP?
Romance › Re: Why Are Some Guys So Foolish Before Some Mere Girls? E Dey Vex Me Wella! by Joel3(m): 11:24pm On Mar 04, 2013
All this girls nor knw say boys are not smiling, look as them dey spoil this thread.
Romance › Re: Why Are Some Guys So Foolish Before Some Mere Girls? E Dey Vex Me Wella! by Joel3(m): 9:51pm On Mar 04, 2013
190: grin grin grin


On a serious note bro, I hear say some Nigerian girls dey drink Ogogoro
Is it true, cant stop laffin, im trying to imagine . .

#in a typical naija girl voice#
uhmm madam give me 2shots-today na today- my boyfriend dey cheat on me ehen, me and him go kpai today
grin grin grin grin

Nigerian girls nor go kill person with laff grin grin grin
yes oh, some of them de drink monkey tail and chelsea, e.t.c. And them they call am spirit things.

Some they smoke siga and few they smoke weed.


Palm wine? I nor sure, very few once
Romance › Re: Why Are Some Guys So Foolish Before Some Mere Girls? E Dey Vex Me Wella! by Joel3(m): 8:42pm On Mar 04, 2013
190: aww you couldnt get that punny
sorry bro you win some you loose some
but if na me that girl go definately pay for those things wen dem chop another day
na so we see am oh.


U win some u loss some.

Even Goodluck Jonathan win the first election, but him go loose dis coming one.
Romance › Re: Why Are Some Guys So Foolish Before Some Mere Girls? E Dey Vex Me Wella! by Joel3(m): 4:47pm On Mar 04, 2013
make i talk dis one.

e get one day

i control wan girl make she come meet me for one hotel i think the year 2009. as i dey eat my sandwich and drink 3 bottle of heninken beer take de wait the babe for de hotel.

before i knw wat, the babe just show up with her 2 friends, all of them carry big big bag.

for crying out load, why some girls dey behave like who never eat b4, abi na the control dey sweet them?

them just setdown round me for the table with big big belle. i just tire as the whole plan wan spoil.

i just confuse, nor be money be the problem cos i even buy one crate of beer for guys i knw around there b4 this babe come, but the impression wen them carry.


i come call the waiter for them to order watin them want, i come get up go piss. b4 i come back the waiter done take their order. i come use style go block the waiter for cornner make i see the paper when them order.

i come see am say na only 3 bottles of sminoff ice.


so i come tell the waiter to give them 3 bottles of sminoff ice each. dat is 9 bottles and sandwich each.


so as them dey chop n drink. i come tell the babe say as e be like dis so, i wan carry only she comot here, make only two of us go another hotel i need privacy. she say she nor go fit leave her friends.

na there i just vex, na i tell her say i wan comot na na so. make them rush dis things.


omo if u see as this girls take they rush drink and eat those things wen i buy like dogs. haha

i come waka leave them for back, them begin wakar with big belle for back.

the thing nor pain me becos them respect themself that day. i for Bleep them up.
Christianity Etc › Re: Daily Prophecies By Prophet Olaye George by Joel3(m): 3:54pm On Mar 04, 2013
amen
Romance › Re: If Your Present Relationship Was A Movie What Will Be Its Soundtrack? by Joel3(m): 3:48pm On Mar 04, 2013
i wanna make love na na na. akon
Politics › Re: PDP Vs APC 2015 Nairaland Opinion polls by Joel3(m): 5:42pm On Mar 03, 2013
apc
Christianity Etc › Re: Does Your Church Cares About You Or Your Money? by Joel3(m): 4:44pm On Mar 03, 2013
If u r a priest then why going to church and complaning? You should start doing you priest service alone and stop this cretics. You should be better alone on ur own.
Romance › Re: Ur Wife To Be Complains Abt Ur Ex-girl by Joel3(m): 4:06pm On Mar 03, 2013
What do you want, this topic will not go anywhere.

What r u still doing with ur ex? Let her go finaly boy.
Christianity Etc › Re: Does Your Church Cares About You Or Your Money? by Joel3(m): 3:51pm On Mar 03, 2013
frosbel2: So when you drop you money at GOD's altar, what does he do with it ? Eat it ?
that is why you must drop in a church with good structure, God will minister to the priest what to do with it. The ways of God laws you must obey not you formulating a none doctrine pratics, God said give to the poor, and bring to my house also. Dont mix all this things togather
Romance › Re: Why Are Some Guys So Foolish Before Some Mere Girls? E Dey Vex Me Wella! by Joel3(m): 3:45pm On Mar 03, 2013
Some babe they whenu go dey force to take something but she go say no, na does kind babe i de respect, not only for first date but all through.
Romance › Re: Need Advice Pls! by Joel3(m): 3:27pm On Mar 03, 2013
ABJgal: Thanks for all the advice so far. To answer your questions no I can't say anything to him cuz I don't want to look desperate or worse be rejected. Also i know hes not married cuz i know his family a bit. I thought about moving on but I like him so much. He's everything I want in a partner. Im always scared that what if the time I decide to walk away ends up being the time he was planning to take things further...I've never been in this situation before. Normally I meet a guy, we get to know each other, discover we have a good connection, and in a month or so he asks me to be his girlfriend. This guy is totally different from my prior experiences so I don't really know how to react. So I just wait...
better, that guy dont what to walk into you life and walk out. He just want to get in and remain, thats why he is still delaying it. Just take ur mind of him, n just be friends, who knows he might talk in less than a year time.
Christianity Etc › Re: Does Your Church Cares About You Or Your Money? by Joel3(m): 3:21pm On Mar 03, 2013
ATMC: We should follow christ not someone's opinion. How often did christ mention giving in church? D church does not even emphasise d kind of giving jesus emphasised- to d poor and less privileged nowadays, they emphasise giving to your man of god; how your man of god is d link to your prosperity, how you should celebrate your man of god's birthday etc. They don't even emphasise d very act of sowing seed of your own volition rather they link it to programs and many things. D question is DID JESUS ACT THIS WAY? Make we dey use our common sense.
i am not talking of given to a man of God. I mean given to God. You drop it in GOds altar, whatever happens after there is non of your bizness.

In your heart you have given to God. People mix use the two word given to man of God and the same as GOd. Two deferent thing dear
Christianity Etc › Re: Does Your Church Cares About You Or Your Money? by Joel3(m): 11:54am On Mar 03, 2013
Segeggs: @HARDDON

You dont need to give or sacrifice to God anymore to get blessed - He is not a money doubler.jesus christ,the ultimate sacrifice, has paid it all.all you need do is go to him and he inturn will speak to the Father on ur behalf.seed sowing is like replacing jesus with money.those men in the bible that sacrificed to God did that before christ.
natural laws never change? Our God is not a changng GOd. The laws are the same yerstaday, the same today and forever more.

Sacrificing to God alter is one of the best answers to prayer you can ever get, even a sinner, once he apply this laws it work for all.

I have a thread about God alter, it what trying, a try will convince you.
Christianity Etc › Re: God Altar For Science And Wonders Established On Nairaland by Joel3(op): 11:42am On Mar 03, 2013
The Spirit and power is right here now, first person will receive miracle.
Romance › Re: Need Advice Pls! by Joel3(m): 9:19am On Mar 03, 2013
3month is overdue, my sugestion is that, that guy is looking for a wife not a girl friend, this friend might make is ways to 1 or two years, i doubt if you can wait for him. He is still observing you.

My little advise is take ur attention somewhere and just be friend wife him. There many guys. By the way i am a guy dat talk quick quick. Where in abj u stays?
Romance › Re: Describe The Cutest Guy/babe/crush In Ur Church/mosque by Joel3(m): 9:09am On Mar 03, 2013
One girl when she dey put big breast/booooobs for my body.
Romance › Re: Why Are Some Guys So Foolish Before Some Mere Girls? E Dey Vex Me Wella! by Joel3(m): 9:06am On Mar 03, 2013
Cold faya: Abegi mk we d hear word sef! Nor b say I d side babes ooo, but I neffa hear where any babe put gun for guy head say mk e for carry her go big joint b4 she for gree pass u d punny. Use ur sweet mouth if u nor get d bar. Na by force to impress? If d bar nor dey, carry 2 chairs, put under mango tree sidon throw her plenty sweet gist jor. Mk we stop complain like say na dem force us cos na we guys dey first wan overimpress babes sef. Abi I lie? grin grin
i am not sure u r following the topic
Romance › Re: My Ex Girlf Said She We Continue Tu Sex Wit Me Even Do She Date With Another Guy by Joel3(m): 9:02am On Mar 03, 2013
Puceees are very expensive in the martket dis days, and you got it free and complaining.

don't waste pucee my bro. Cos free one are hard to find nowadays
Romance › Re: I Fell In Love With My Reading Partner by Joel3(m): 8:51am On Mar 03, 2013
Is this true? If its true as you discribe him. Then send him a love text message every morning how you feel about him, sure he will understand and proceeds from there is interested, otherwise you will soon loose him for another smart girls.

Sms in the code, hello, you are highly and greatly remembered every minute in my heart. Kiss.

The above wll convince him if he is into you, which i am sure. Cos i am a guy.
Christianity Etc › Re: God Altar For Science And Wonders Established On Nairaland by Joel3(op): 7:46am On Mar 03, 2013
Thanks you, JeSoul
Christianity Etc › Re: God Altar For Science And Wonders Established On Nairaland by Joel3(op): 7:07am On Mar 03, 2013
Raising altar agianst altars


do you know evil works are carried out from evil altars?

I stand to challange other altars by the GOD OF Abraham Jecob and MOses. I stand this altar to to break and consume all works of darkness in your life pepestrating from any other altars is jesus name.

Brethren, today is sunday kindly sow a sacrificial seed to GOd of this altar and see your life changing.


Warning. Do not steal from an alter, you are not authorize and not the priest. Do not play with God of an alter.
Amen

Romance › Re: Advice Please!first Time W A Nja Guy by Joel3(m): 6:57am On Mar 03, 2013
Poster, I told u to send private pm but u never did. Anyway na u sabi
Romance › Re: Advice Please!first Time W A Nja Guy by Joel3(m): 1:18am On Mar 03, 2013
njaluv: First off let me say I am not here to find anyone. If u hsve a problem giving advicd don't give it. I DONT.need to prove to any one who Iam... Grace thankyou. I have left him once before and felt I was doing the right but yet the whole time apart I was second guessing my self as to if i did the right thing.I had niot dated in a while before i met him.
do not mistake me sometimes i might be funny only if you understand, you have not given much details as to get full advise, i am a nigerian man and in best position to advice on issue like this. Email me for further details, i can lead and direct you and have to do some investigation .

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