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Romance › Re: . by Joel3(m): 10:27am On Mar 02, 2013
Yea i can, i am more attracted to older girls
Romance › Re: Girls Love Guys That Beat And Nag At Them. by Joel3(op): 10:24am On Mar 02, 2013
[quote author=edogram.]Good one bro. You are correct in a way. Girls love the badt guys. Not nice any more. Sometime most of them dont know what they want.[/quote]yeah, that is the truth.
Romance › Re: 90% Of Girls Never Got Marry To Whom They Truely Love by Joel3(op): 10:18am On Mar 02, 2013
slysinzu: You ar dam ryt abt dat, if money were 2 grow on trees some girls of nowadays wnt mind dating monkeys
very funny... You mean girls will get married to monkey?
Romance › Re: What Caused Your Relationship Breakup? by Joel3(m): 2:58pm On Mar 01, 2013
She got no money.
Romance › Re: 90% Of Girls Never Got Marry To Whom They Truely Love by Joel3(op): 2:40pm On Mar 01, 2013
[quote author=Mynd_44]Are you serious? So OP, pray tell: Do most men marry the woman they love?[/quote]i mean the men who really have the money. Not the poor once.
Romance › Re: 90% Of Girls Never Got Marry To Whom They Truely Love by Joel3(op): 2:11pm On Mar 01, 2013
Dyt: Ehn ehn
Tell me abt it
yes that is the truth, 90% of the guys who they truely love and want to marry never married them
Romance › 90% Of Girls Never Got Marry To Whom They Truely Love by Joel3(op):
a very high % of women only married with second option or with no option.

they never got married to that special guy they truely want or love. their current marraige just fall on their lap and they get scared if such an opportunity will ever happened again considering the fact that there are alot of older ladys who are still in the stock market of singles and men are not pricing nor forth coming.

a quite amount of them once have their true lover in the past who they really would want to settle down with wholeheartedly as their first choice but it never happened. other than second or third and so on.

some people may say that, that 's are God does it, but to others its just nature.

if all married women are to be sincere to tell the truth, 90% will tell you that they never got married to their true love, they are only just managing their current relationship.

while a quite good amount of men can lay hand on the girls they truely want and love. i would say that maybe the men are more lucky than women, but only if they have the real money.
Romance › Girls Love Guys That Beat And Nag At Them. by Joel3(op):
i did my experience and local studys it has shown that 55% of african women happen to fall in love with badt guys that beat or nag with them. it balance the emotional feeling as one happen to see the real person when they get angry and it will make them understand more about each other, as it will also make the relationsip stronger and interesting.

when guys nag or beat a lady when she has dis something wrong and then later pet her down after that, they happen to fall in love and feel the strongness of true sensational feelings and deep emotion without any shame for anything toward that guy. and not only that they also feel secure around him and see him as real man.


when guys are not doing that. they seem them as a very weak, not interesting and not romatic. it's as boring as hell.

i tried it with a girl, after showing my potentials and are romatic i was, i was caring and loving, i respect her, called her and talk for hours with my credit, anytime she flash me i make sure i called her immediately, she use to called me mr. nice guy.

but all of a suden i just change, i stop calling her as before, she was the one now calling me, the table was turned, i then nag alot. use insultive and offensive words toward her, she will cry and cry. and i was hoping the relationship wound finaly end but the revers was the cases, she will start begging me and crying, even begging me when i am at fault. she even then love me more with the bad character, as i became too hard and stuborn to her. at a point i got tired of the relationship, but she refuse to go. she wil stil come around and i will fuccck her anyhow, everywhere even in her room. finger her, press her and vibrate her clit, she wil shout and scream, rolling and wining her puss on my dic.k. and telling me roff handle me baby and telling she love me like craze, i am the best guy she has ever ment, slap and press my ass real hard baby and all that,
i became worried and thinking was this the girl i use to knw? becos i can remember when i was toasting her and how she played me real hard to get. and i began to feel all girls are like this.

she was on my neck for years before i finaly put her off, i can still have her anytime if i want even till now. becos she use to tell me that i am the best loving and romatic guy she has ever love. and she can sleep with me even if she get marry to another guy.

so this is for you guys, you have to be wise. girls fall more and deeper in love with badt boys who can explore things, but at first they will pretends. so stop been weak.
Phones › Etisalat. Sorry, Operation Has Failed, Please Try Again Later. thank you by Joel3(op): 9:44pm On Feb 26, 2013
hello, i am having problem with my etisalat sim. since today the line has mess me up. each time i tried to load a recharge card or check my account balance it says


sorry, operation has failed, please try again later. thank you.

i called the costumer care but the lady told me to do hard reset, to remove the battery and sim. that i have done but still the same problem.


is any body else having this same problem?
Christianity Etc › Re: Those Who Call Themself Christian & Muslim Are The Satan Of This World. by Joel3(op): 7:22pm On Feb 24, 2013
ihedioramma: @op, not all man drink beer. in that case not all there are true ones becareful with your worlds so it will not make u sin. do u want to tell me there is no one like the mother of jesus, abraham e.t.c in this world today?
i am talking of people of today.

I knw the bible back and front, so you cant tell me about sin.


Remember the Jews ware waiting for the militant christ who will fight their war and concar the world to deliver them from bandage and enemies as their interpritation of the mossaic prophecy. But unfortunate for the the christ was not like that. That was one of the problem that araise with jews and jesus christ.

It was not what they expect, when the christ told them i do not come to destroy but to the save the world.
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Be Interested In Others Religions by Joel3(op): 7:09pm On Feb 24, 2013
What does this great worldwide variety of religious devotion indicate? That for thousands of years mankind has hed a spiritual need and yearnings. Man has live with the trials and burdens, his doubt and questions, includng the enigma of death.

Whit so many religion in a would that get smaller and smaller by virtue of ever faster travel and communication, the impact of various faiths is felt worldwide, wether we like it or not, as a consequence, we usually follow the religious or ethical ideals of our perents and grandparentd. Religion has become almost a matter of family tradition. what is the result of that process? That in many cases others have chosen our religion for us. It it reasonnable to assume that the religion imposed at one's birth is necessarily thr whole truth?

To be continue
Christianity Etc › Why Be Interested In Others Religions by Joel3(op): 6:51pm On Feb 24, 2013
Regardless of where you like, you ve no doubt seen for urself how religion affects the lives of millions of people, maybe urs too.

In countries where hinduism is practiced, you will often see psople doing puja-a cerrmony that may include making offerings to their gods, in the form of coconut, flowers, and apple. A priest will apply a spot of red or yollow pigment, the tilak, to the foreheards of the believers, millions also flock each year to the river Ganges to be pirified by its waters.
In catholic countries, you will see people praying on the churches and cathedrals while holding a crucifix or a rosary. The beads of the rosary are used for counting prayers offered in devotion to mary. And it is not difficult to identify nuns and priest, sistinctine in th their black garbs.
In protestant lands, chapels and churches abound, and on sunday parishioners usually pit on their best clothes and congregate to sing hymms and hear sermons. Often their clergy wear black suit and a sistinguishing clerical coller.
In inslamis countries, you can hear the voice of the muezzins, the muslim criers who make the call from minarets five times a day, summoning the faithful to the salat, or rhe ritual prayer. Thry view the Holy Quran as the islamic book of scritures. According to islamic belief, it was revealed by God and was given to the prophet muhammad bt angel Gabriel in the seventh century C.E.
On the street of many buddist land, the monks of buddhism, usually in saffron, black, or red robes, are seen as a sign of piety. Ancient temple with the serene budha on display are evidence of thr antiquity of the budhist faith.
Praticed mainly in japan, shinto enters into daily life with family shrines and offerings to ancestors. The japoanese feel ree to pray for the most mundance things, even success in school examinations.
Another religioud activity known the world over is that of the going from house to house and standing on the street with bibles and bible literature. With the watctower and awake! Magazines in the evidance, nearly wvwryone recognizes these people as Jehovah's witnesses.

To be continue
Christianity Etc › Those Who Call Themself Christian & Muslim Are The Satan Of This World. by Joel3(op): 5:59pm On Feb 24, 2013
Satan as you may call it, to me is not a being but a nagative force just to describe evil, hearted or decision.


Christian and muslim are praying and weiling for people to be distroyed and throne into fire on the last day, but unfortunately your God will dissapiont you all.


We all know what happen to jonah, the esyrian was one of the dangerouse and deadleist enemy to isrealite, they kill their people and lotted their treasure. And Jonah was one the most strong hearted isrealite guy who hated the syria with passion, and this jonah had been praying all day for God to destroy the syria.

He was waiting for the Lords day and judgment, because he knew God will destroy nanaval.

But on that day jonah was dissapointed when God appears to him, and command him to deliver a message to the syrian for them to repeat for Him to cease is fire against them.


Jonah shock and desapointed, angery and mad, so he had no option than to ran away from his God, because he hated syrain and was waitng for their distruction, but at the end the hand of God dealth with him, he was the one who suffared in the fish stomach.

Let this be a clean and open warning to you fellows.

becasue so shall it be to you all christain and muslim on the last days, sadist

who is without sin, let him cast the first stone.
Phones › Drop Your Call Rate, Etisalat Sms To My Phone, Need Help! by Joel3(op): 10:35am On Feb 23, 2013
I recieved the follow etisalat sms on my phone,

Drop your call rates to 20k/s to all networks in 9ja, USA, Canada, China, India &UK Landline plus EXTRA 1MB to browse daily.Dial *420*1# to enjoy .Cost N5/day.

But i am currently on easycliq and enjoy the weekly benefit of free 15MB.

My question is if i activte this code for this above plan, will i still be getting my 15mb weekly as usual? Or not? If i cannot be getting the free weekly 15bm then there should not be any need for this plan.

Someone should help me out.

Thanks.
Christianity Etc › Re: Television Church Program And Bank Account Numbers by Joel3(op): 11:22pm On Feb 18, 2013
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Christianity Etc › Television Church Program And Bank Account Numbers by Joel3(op): 6:33pm On Feb 17, 2013
Television church program and bank account numbers.


I am getting worried and tired of church program on air, if you have live in nigeria you must have notice it, anytime you turn on your television the first thing you will see is church program. They have ocupide all the TV station displying bank account on the television screen,


is like they have finaly gone out of the churchs and now on the TV.

Most every pastor be popular, fame and successful?

Christ never said anything about the TV screen.
I am getting scared.
Is this a money venture company or what?
Christianity Etc › Re: Fellow Christians: What Is Happening To Us? by Joel3(m): 6:15pm On Feb 17, 2013
Let it be know to all, that the true creator of heaven and earth do not seek for a must woship or bribing like as its be discribe by this blackmail pastor of today.

He call those He choose to himself not all.

God is you, your mind, you are God, you have the power you need, not until you start thinking independently and menditation possitively to youself, you can not progress.
Christianity Etc › Re: Who Or What Is God? by Joel3(m): 4:38pm On Feb 17, 2013
@Ayomivic

with no doubt you were born as a christain, that's make you biase, the true God who created all things is unconditional in love and everything, but He set the laws of karma for but positive and negative, that is why you have freewill to choose your life, i which you were born in a muslim family your story would have been deferent today, now i want you to accept islaim, allah love you so much that he sent He's messanger prophet mohamend to die for your sins, now how do you feel? There are 1.2 billion muslim and 1.2 billion roman catholic. He same God threating people with hell fire. Which of the two should a nutral man without a biase follow and accept? I ask you.
Christianity Etc › Re: Who Or What Is God? by Joel3(m): 4:20pm On Feb 17, 2013
greatgenius: HAHAHA you again.. don't write your book yet because you have a long way to go. You barely have a grasp of understanding of most of the things you are write about.
what are the things?
Politics › Re: Why PDP Will Fail! by Joel3(m):
With the decay in infratructure and the decadance of the social well-being, one will know that the 14 years administration lead by the pdp has enlapse, a right thinking nigerian will know that the pdp government has expired since 2011, infact it expired in 2007 but because of the idiotic and sentimental mindset of the people that is why the country is heading backward, that is why goodluck ebelle jonathan won the 2011 election, the people only vote for goodluck not pdp.

It was a clueless decision to elect a shoeless candidate out of pity to head the whole country, to me it was a sucide mission to vote a fisher man who studied zoology to run the country.

Goodluck was elected for the following reason.

1, Hes name was goodluck .., the people we have in nigeria think this name is for a significant reason (spirituality) and was hoping for goodluck spirit in the entire country, they just believe he was GOd sent to deliver the country with goodluck. Can you imagine the barbaric conspiracy that was use against the people for the canpaign?

2, he was from the south, people of this current century living in nigeria for sentimental reason just vote for goodluck jonathan. He is our brother including people from the east adopt him as their son.


3, he got no shoe, people feel because he was from a poor background and ethnic minority group, he will understand the need and situation of the masses.

For these cheap reason he was elected as the president for over 170 million people, to me this are cheap blackmail and also ignorance in the part of nigerians, i never expect anything good out this pdp or from goodluck either, other than corruption of the highiest order.

What are the leasons learnt?

With no doubt any candidate from APC will win the vote, trust me.
Christianity Etc › Re: What Is More Important: Science Or Religion? by Joel3(m): 11:47pm On Feb 15, 2013
Science has proven it with theory that the earth has survive billion years and religion say its only 6000 years, which of them do you believe folks?
Christianity Etc › Re: Who Or What Is God? by Joel3(m): 11:19pm On Feb 15, 2013
It take million years for crude oil to form.

It take million years for rock to form.

These are proven theories

The earth is over billions of years now.
Christianity Etc › Re: Who Or What Is God? by Joel3(m):
Good day viewers,

i am the great joel., and i can be of help to you if you want, although i choose to be and remain a christain because i was born into it and also for some setting reasons because there is power in the jews and christian God no doubt about it, but after much study and enlightenment it has come to my knowlegde that no body has the true or right part to the real creator, in my view the road is totally blocked, He "God" who created all things and ran away, he is controling the destinies and nature of life.


The true creator is far more than the once people are speculating, He does not want or require a must worship, a God who can create and set the laws of solar system what kind of worship He will required from man? Nothing at all, man is just too low, the only thing man can do is beg Him with prayers,

and note, He doesn't attend to individual directly or answers to prayer, He has already set the laws for answering prayers. Its just for you to tap into these laws and you will get answers, and also thanksgiving and offering is among this laws for more.

Just as He set the laws in Solar system, this things are laws and formular.

Infact the true God is mystical and adventural, for a God to create wired animals to feed on other animals, and create all the good and evil plant? is something i still cannot understand, the truth is you cannot think properly when you in a particular religion, except you come out, because they threating you with fire and punishment. To me that is a scam to keep you in bondage.

What about the lion that has been eating other animals? will they be thrown into fire on the last day?

If you dont know, God name is mention first in all spell and voodoo. If that name is not mension firstly as the creator it will not work. That is the true God because He created all things.

I cant say much on this post, sorry friend, but with the advancement of techonogy its easy for one to see for itself.

My thought, is that the true creator has ran away from man and he does not seek for a must worship but only if you choose to, after creating and putting the laws of nature HE ran away.

I will write a book soon.
Christianity Etc › Re: Strong Spiritual Brotherhood. by Joel3(op): 5:15pm On Feb 15, 2013
Sirniyeh: On the journey to success, one has to avoid road side distraction orelse the person will not reach the destination. Roadside distractors are people of black minds, the educated illiterates, the blind-but-looking ones, the obsessed minds, the dead in the living corpse, the trained-but-idiots, the hypnotized slaves, the detonated bombs, and the religious maggots. These class of people dominated the penticostal terrace of xtianity reliion. Mr. Joe, u should understand that nobody will reason or speak beyond the level of his or her understanding. Kindly stop arguing with those morons who never ascertained that they are theologically caged. Focus on your mission, dont be distracted. 99% xtians are bunch of ignorants, they are blinded to the truth.
When it comes to the issue of spirituality and God, I can boldly say that I've gone far. It is knowledge that can deliver, enrich and heal. Nobody will rise beyond the horizon of his mind.
Imagine, my wife is a University Secretary, last week monday she got to the office on early monday morning and found blood sprinkled in her drawer. She called on the school security and the man who touched it is still bedridden till today. But my wife returned home and I performed my own formular for her. Today, she is still in that office.
There is something i do tell people, "prayer Additive".
(I'm tired of typing if not I will explain further).
The point is, i have stopped praying in jesus name and stopped going to any church for over five years. I can swear that i never patronize herbalist or involved in blood ritual but the knowledge I acguired about God is sustening me till today. And believe in God but no in Jesus. I thank God for what i have achieved.
So, Mr. Joe, concentrate on your mission. I'm here planning (RFM - Reformed Fidelity Mission).
thank you bro..
Christianity Etc › Re: To Avoid Being Banned, Please Ensure That Your Post Is Not Offensive To Islam. by Joel3(m): 6:45pm On Feb 14, 2013
That Is not fair, maybe seun is enjoying the christian fight here or je might be a muslim, as far as i am concern the christian need a seperate room. Others can share here.
Christianity Etc › Re: Did Noah Put Fish On His Ark? by Joel3(op): 2:00pm On Feb 14, 2013
Where are the christian brothers?
Christianity Etc › Re: Strong Spiritual Brotherhood. by Joel3(op): 1:58pm On Feb 14, 2013
Still working on it. Let them keep coming
Christianity Etc › Re: The Bible Says: The Earth Is Flat! by Joel3(op): 1:57pm On Feb 14, 2013
striktlymi: Good evening Sir,

Yes you are right that it is a figure of speech. Sacred scriptures is not only written in plain language. There are parts that make use of symbolisms, other parts were written in plain language while some others still have some denotative meaning etc.

The secret to unearthing the message inherrent in sacred scriptures is understanding the message the author is trying to pass across at each point in time. If we fail to get the underlying message then we would fail to understand sacred scriptures in its entirety.


Thank you!
what are you trying to say? That the bible is figures of speech? If that is it, then you want me to start thinking everything entirely is same?
Politics › Re: Pictures Of The Nigerian Police College, Ikeja by Joel3(m): 7:50pm On Feb 12, 2013
ogb5: Thats why it is called a school. They are training them to be able to enjoy their deplorable barracks when they pass out grin
At least moving to the smelling barracks from the training school will be an improvement and will be a good motivator for the recruits to study so as to escape the training school as soon as possible.
i cant stop laughting at this post. Hahahahaha

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